Waiting for a woman to buy things, especially clothes, is probably one of the most excruciating things in the world.
Liu Yanbo and Gao Yuanqiu squatted by the wall outside the underwear store, smoking cigars and chatting.
"It's not coming out yet, even if it's embroidering flowers on the cover, it won't take so long?" Gao Yuanqiu lit his third cigar and muttered.
"You are content!" Liu Yanbo cast a sidelong glance at Gao Yuanqiu, and said annoyedly, "At least you are empty-handed. Look at me, I'm almost a human-shaped shelf."
"Brother Bo, why don't you go in and remind me?" Gao Yuanqiu suggested.
Liu Yanbo was not stupid, he asked instead: "Why don't you go?"
"I don't know your tigress, but you just met my tigress!" Gao Yuanqiu muttered in a low voice: "Besides, my tigress is very tough. If I go in and urge her now, she will beat her up." mine."
Liu Yanbo didn't like to hear these words. Replied: "You are afraid of being beaten, I am not afraid? Let me tell you, my tigress will bury me alive if she grows up."
While the two were drawing vividly, an extremely cold voice came from the door, saying word by word, gnashing their teeth: "Liu Yanbo."
poof~
Liu Yanbo couldn't be more familiar with this voice, who else could it be besides Yin Hanruo? He was so scared that he even puffed out all the smoke and cigars, and almost choked.
Yin Hanruo stepped on the high heels, walked up to Liu Yanbo, and said harshly, "What did you say I was?"
Liu Yanbo backed away tremblingly, and leaned against the wall desperately, but before he could say a word, a "wolf howl" suddenly sounded in his ear.
Gao Yuanqiu jumped up, pointed at Yin Hanruo, and shouted in ecstasy: "Yin Hanruo!"
Yin Hanruo was also taken aback by his voice, and then looked at Gao Yuanqiu suspiciously.
"Me! Me!" Gao Yuanqiu clapped his hands excitedly on his chest. "Gao Yuanqiu! The Gao Yuanqiu who wrote you love letters every day when you were in college, don't you remember me?"
Yin Hanruo looked Gao Yuanqiu up and down, and the tall and handsome guy in front of her gradually overlapped with the foolish figure in her memory. Feng Qingyun said calmly: "So it was you."
"Hey! Yin Hanruo, are you going too far? I haven't seen you for so many years, and you look at me like a dick as soon as we meet. Isn't that disrespectful?" Gao Yuanqiu asked angrily.
Yin Hanruo was unmoved at all, still calm and calm, and asked: "Aren't you?"
Gao Yuanqiu was furious, and jumped up and said, "Even if I'm a dick, I'm still the god of dick. Don't forget, you, the high school belle of Haida University, accepted 235 love letters from me back then."
This is a huge amount of information!
Liu Yanbo listened with his ears up, while moving aside, he planned to sneak away before Yin Hanruo turned his attention back to the "Tigress".
"Stop slandering me. I put all your so-called love letters in the trash can for you."
After finishing speaking, Yin Hanruo kicked Liu Yanbo, and scolded: "And you, where do you want to go? Didn't you see a scoundrel pestering your wife?"
"Hey~" Liu Yanbo stood up with an awkward smile, and said seriously: "I just want to see your classmates reunite after a long absence, so I will make room for you, so that you can reminisce about your lost youth."
"Brother Bo, is she your tigress?" Gao Yuanqiu had an unbelievable expression on his face, so excited that he couldn't contain himself.
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One must know that Yin Hanruo was the number one school belle of Haida back then, and her suitors were known as hundreds. It is said that even a certain professor expressed his love for her.
Gao Yuanqiu was just one of her many suitors at that time, or the most shameless one, who blocked the door of the classroom every day to hand out love letters, and would never leave if he didn't accept them.
The former goddess had already married a woman, and even married a man who was not as good-looking as herself. Gao Yuanqiu let out a wail, and said sadly: "Yin Hanruo, are you blind? Brother Bo is not half as handsome as me."
"Are you handsome?" Just as Gao Yuanqiu was beating his chest and stamping his feet, his family's tigress had come behind him and bared its teeth. "I said why I was so honest today and didn't come in to remind me, so I was here to flirt with girls."
After finishing speaking, her slender fingers pinched the soft flesh around Gao Yuanqiu's waist and twisted it violently.
"Ah~"
Gao Yuanqiu let out a scream like killing a pig, with no place to rest his hands, begging for mercy: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, let go, let go..."
Unexpectedly, his wife not only did not let go, but even twisted it a few more times, and asked indifferently: "Who is your wife?"
Gao Yuanqiu's whole body was almost bent into a ball, and he said with tears in his eyes, "You are my wife, and you Luo Yi is my wife."
"Shut up!" Luo Yi nodded in satisfaction, and then twisted hard before letting go. Gao Yuanqiu's mouth twitched in pain, but he didn't dare to make a sound.
This kid is really not telling lies, his tigress is really tough enough!
Liu Yanbo tilted his head and snickered, completely oblivious to Yin Hanruo's eyes like ice skates standing in front of him.
"Is the play good?" Yin Hanruo asked with a smile on his face.
"It's beautiful." As soon as the words came out, Liu Yanbo immediately realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly shook his head, "It's not beautiful."
"What did you say I was?" Yin Hanruo asked.
Liu Yanbo shook his head like a rattle, and said innocently, "I didn't say anything!"
"Brother Bo said you are a tigress." Gao Yuanqiu who was on the side directly made amends for death.
Liu Yanbo was impatient, and blurted out: "You also said your girlfriend is a tigress."
Don't be afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs.
This is the rhythm of dying together!
Both Yin Hanruo and Luo Yi lowered their faces, and the latter clenched his fists loudly, as if he was going to kill a "pig" with his fist.
Seeing that the tragedy was about to happen, Lin Xue, who had been stunned at the door, finally came to her senses, and hurried over to pull Yin Hanruo who was about to explode: "Sister-in-law, many people are watching."
Because Gao Yuanqiu's howling screams just now were too high-pitched, it attracted many passers-by to watch, even the shopping guides in the underwear store ran to the door to watch the show.
Yin Hanruo looked around, temporarily suppressing the anger in his heart: "Take it."
After handing over the things they just bought to Liu Yanbo and Gao Yuanqiu, the three women left together.
As soon as the crisis of being beaten was resolved, Huang Yuanqiu immediately returned to his playful and playful smile, waved goodbye to the passers-by and said: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not cowardly, I'm afraid that it won't be good for the public, so let me I'm going to go back and clean her up now."
"Hush..." There was a burst of laughter from around.
Liu Yanbo always felt that he was already shameless enough, but he didn't expect that he discovered today that there are really mountains as high as mountains.
Liu Yanbo carried a big bag and a small bag, and decided to stay away from Gao Yuanqiu, the most shameless guy.
"Brother Bo, wait for me." Gao Yuanqiu caught up with Liu Yanbo in a few steps, put one hand on his shoulder, and said curiously: "Brother Bo, tell me how you took Yin Hanruo down yes?"
"You stupid god, stay away from me." Liu Yanbo shook his shoulders in disgust, but it was useless.
Gao Yuanqiu snorted, "Brother Bo, if I am the god of dick, then you are a dick like a god."
"You are my idol now!" Gao Yuanqiu's voice was extremely loud and low.
Passers-by looked sideways again, with contempt on their faces.
What two dicks~ (to be continued)