Dudu’s Diary

Chapter 15: Professional dismantling expert

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Wu Jing calmly glanced at the man opposite Dudu who was wiping his mouth, swallowed the food in his mouth, and asked with a smile, "Mr. Yuan, ask abruptly, I don't know what you do? "

Whether a man is reliable or not is also a very important factor, and a lot can be seen from his career, so although it is a bit rude to ask this for the first time, Wu Jing still asks.

She wants to finally judge who Dudu's father is. Don't be fooled by mother and son. The more careful you are, the better.

Yuen Long didn't find it abrupt. From Dudu's words, he could tell that this Miss Wu usually takes care of their mother and son. Now that she asks about her career, she probably wants to help both mother and son. He feels excusable. .

Yuen Long replied sternly: "I am a soldier."

I am a soldier. The meaning of these six words themselves is extraordinary.

No matter how many bad speculations Wu Jing had about Dudu's father in the past, at this moment, after hearing this answer, they all disappeared, replaced by the guilt that she used to speculate about him.

Soldiers, to a large extent, are synonymous with reliability. If such a profession is not reliable, what kind of profession is reliable

At the very least, a soldier wouldn't do the depraved thing of seducing a girl to get pregnant and then abandoning it ruthlessly, refusing to recognize his own flesh and blood, at least the righteous man in front of him wouldn't.

Wu Jing has completely overturned the "scumbag" brand that Yuen Long had established before.

This Yu Shanshan, why couldn't she give her some information about Dudu's dad before, which made her keep complaining that Dudu's dad was a scumbag, and she didn't know how many times she had hacked Dudu's dad to death.

Only now I realize that I seem to be wrong, is it embarrassing? Are you ashamed

It's all Shanshan's fault!

Wu Jing's eyes swish the knife towards Yu Shanshan. How could she know that this product is good? She didn't even notice that she was staring at her. She was nibbling at the ribs and chicken wings. once again.

Wu Jing couldn't bear to look at her eating image, and then counted the bones in front of her, one, two, three, four, five... darling, at least half of the meat went into her stomach, more than Dudu's food. many.

There are women who can eat so much, do you still have any self-consciousness!

Wu Jing is going to be pissed off by this stuff. Are you a ghost reincarnated from starvation or something? The man just came back, so it's fine if you appear in front of others with such a fat appearance, do you know how to pay attention to your image? Relying on the fact that people dare not abandon you or what

If she were a man, she would want to abandon this fat man, she simply couldn't.

Wu Jing stepped on Yu Shanshan's foot hard under the table, and stepped on Yu Shanshan so much that she cried out in pain, tears were about to come out.

Dudu and Yuen Long both looked at her, and Dudu asked suspiciously, "Mom, what's wrong with you? Did you bite your tongue?"

Sometimes he bites his tongue because the food is so delicious and fragrant.

Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes at Wu Jing, endured the pain in her foot and forced a smile, then glanced at Yuen Long secretly, and waved her hand: "Yes, yes, mother bit her tongue by accident, it's alright."

Dudu taught his mother earnestly and earnestly, "Mom, eat slowly, no one is robbing you, why are you so greedy."

This is what Yu Shanshan often educates the little guy. Every time the little guy chokes or bites his tongue, she will teach her like this. I didn't expect that this guy is now learning and selling, and now he has learned to educate her in turn.

If usual, Yu Shanshan would definitely pull this fat man over and beat her ass, but because his father is here, she still cares about the image of a loving mother, so she decides to let this fat man a yard.

At this time, a WeChat message popped up on the mobile phone by her hand. When Yu Shanshan saw that it was sent by Wu Jing, who was sitting beside her, she couldn't help but glance at her suspiciously, wondering what was going on.

Wu Jing gave her a wink and let her read the message.

Yu Shanshan had to look down to see what she had sent her.

However, at this look, she was so angry that she wanted to kill Wu Jing.

Wu Jing actually sent her a sentence: Eat less, don't eat so much like a rice bucket, be careful to scare Dad Dudu away.

Yu Shanshan: ! ! !

Why did one or two charge her like that? Where did she eat so much! Where is scary!

When did she look like a rice bucket! ! !

Yu Shanshan blushed with anger and threw off her chopsticks.

Do not eat!

I'm so full, what to eat.

Seeing that she was finally willing to put down her chopsticks, Wu Jing secretly breathed a sigh of relief, hoping that Dudu's father hadn't discovered the essence of her current rice bucket.

However, Yuen Long only glanced at Yu Shanshan and said nothing. He lowered his head and continued to eat his own meal, taking care of Dudu by the way.

Among the other three people in the audience, Dudu was still a face for mother, and asked, "Mom, don't you want to eat?"

Yu Shanshan finally felt some comfort in her heart, at least her son still cared about her, not as unconscionable as his godmother.

Yu Shanshan pretended to be very full, touched her stomach and said, "Mom is full, I ate too much today, really supportive."

"Hey~" Dudu looked at her mother's stomach strangely, and asked her inexplicably, "Mom, don't you usually have to eat two full bowls of rice to be full, how can you be full after only one bowl today?"

Wu Jing: …

Yuen Long: …

Yu Shanshan: … .

There was a sudden awkward silence.

"Pfft—hahahahahaha..." Wu Jing spit out a mouthful of rice, laughing so hard that she fell on the table and couldn't get up.

Yuen Long pursed his lips and lowered his head. He didn't seem to react, but the corners of his mouth turned up quietly.

Only Dudu is dumbfounded. Look at this and see that. I don't understand why the godmother laughed so exaggeratedly.

What did he say so funny

Yu Shanshan looked at the little fat man who was trapping her but didn't know it, thinking about a very meaningful scientific question: why did the sperm that belonged to this little fat man defeated thousands of troops and successfully entered. took her body and became her son

It must be because she owed him a debt in a previous life, so God asked her to repay the debt in this life.

In the end, it was Wu Jing who was afraid that the little fat man would be cleaned up and broke the embarrassment, and explained for Yu Shanshan: "Dudu, mom is different now. Mom is losing weight now, and she will be full after eating a bowl."

Dudu suddenly realized, "Mom, you are going to lose weight again, so you can't get up at night to secretly eat, godmother said that you can't lose weight like this, right godmother?"

The little fat man inadvertently revealed the secret that his mother secretly got up to eat at night while she was losing weight.

Wu Jing: I don't know if I should answer now. I always feel that the little fat man will die soon tonight.

Yu Shanshan also felt that the fat man in her family was a little too high because of his father's return, and needed a fight to clear his head.

Wu Jing secretly gave Little Fatty a good look.

It's a pity that the little fat man didn't understand what this meant at all. He was very relieved to see that his mother really didn't move his chopsticks. His mouth narrowed his eyes with a smile, as if he was looking at a lost child, "Mom, you are so good, You can lose weight without a godmother hitting you."

Yu Shanshan: ! ! !

Yu Shanshan felt that her whole heart was cold, and the cold wind was blowing, making her want to cry.

Yu Shanshan stood up silently, moved the chair away silently, and left the dining table with a cane silently. She walked to the sofa alone and sat alone, thinking about why she had given birth to a small professional demolitionist.

Dudu blinked, seeing that his mother was a little unhappy, and felt a little guilt in his heart, and looked at his godmother who knew him best, wondering whether to coax his mother or not.

However, the godmother waved at him and gave him a big chicken wing, "Doodle, eat it."

Dudu is no longer tangled. Anyway, every time my mother gets angry for a while, she will get better, so she continues to eat her chicken wings happily.

Woohoo~ so delicious.

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After eating, Wu Jing was embarrassed to ask Yuen Long to cook and wash the dishes again, so she took over the work of washing the dishes and dragged Yu Shanshan into the kitchen to wash the dishes, leaving Yuen Long to play with Dudu outside.

Yuen Long is very tall, but at the moment he sits on the carpet like Dudu and plays with him. He neatly assembles the newly bought remote control plane in his hands, and he looks unspeakably serious.

Wu Jing turned Yu Shanshan with her elbow and asked her quietly, "Why did Dudu's father come here all of a sudden? I was shocked when I saw him."

Yu Shanshan wanted to cry when she talked about this, "I was also startled, Dudu suddenly took him home, you don't know, I was wearing an aunt-style pajamas at that time, and my hair was not combed for several days. A mad woman with no image at all!"

Wu Jing patted her, "Is this the point! The point is how did he suddenly appear? I always thought he was not the kind of man who would leave his flesh and blood alone. What the heck is going on? Why is he today? just came to see you?"

"Because..." Yu Shanshan faltered and said the truth that she hadn't told Wu Jing so far, "He, he didn't know Dudu existed before."

"What?" Wu Jing slipped her hand and the bowl almost fell.

Yu Shanshan scratched her head and said with a guilty conscience: "He didn't know about the pregnancy at the beginning, and I didn't know it myself. When I know about it, I won't be able to contact him anymore. There are too many, and I can't tell for a while, so don't ask, I don't want to say."

Wu Jing didn't force it, "Okay, if you don't want to tell me, I won't ask, anyway, the most important thing is that he didn't leave you alone on purpose, so it makes sense, I'll say how could a soldier do this It's like abandoning your wife and children."

In the living room, Dudu is curiously asking what Dad does.

Yuen Long did not perfunctory him because he was young, but told him solemnly, "Dad is a soldier, the uncle of the People's Liberation Army as you know."

"Wow—" Dudu's eyes lit up, "Dad, you are the uncle of the People's Liberation Army!"

Children all know that the police uncle and the PLA uncle are good people, and they are respectable people. The teacher taught them that they can find the police uncle or the PLA uncle if they have difficulties.

Therefore, Dudu has a special affection for the police uncle and the PLA uncle. , so when I heard that my father was the uncle of the People's Liberation Army, I was very excited.

The author has something to say: Dudu has gone further and further on the road of professionally dismantling the mother stage, hahaha