Yu Shanshan shook her head, stepped back tremblingly, and tried her best to stay away from the scale, "Haha, that's what, I'll just lose weight in the future, so I don't need to weigh it, it's very inaccurate to weigh at night, I Wake up tomorrow morning and weigh again."
Wu Jing still doesn't know her virtue, doesn't believe her nonsense at all, and drags her over mercilessly, "No, you must give me a rating, starting today, I will supervise your weight loss, at least a week. Lose me three pounds."
"Three jins, how is this possible?" Three taels were about the same.
Yu Shanshan really regretted her impulsive fight with that woman at this moment. If she didn't fight, she would be caught by Wu Jing to lose weight. You must know that Wu Jing had given up on letting her lose weight after she failed countless times to lose weight. The idea of losing weight is gone, but now I see that it is going to make a comeback.
"Of course it's possible! Three pounds a week is easy. As long as you follow the recipes and exercise plan I've made for you, it's guaranteed to make you lose three pounds."
Hearing the recipes and exercise plan, Yu Shanshan's old heart couldn't help trembling, she took Wu Jing's hand and shook it, flatteringly discussing, "Jinger, I'll let it go, you Knowing that I am a foodie, your recipe is terrible, I really can't stand it, don't let me lose weight, I promise to do this job well in the future, and I will never make mistakes again, okay?"
"No way!" Wu Jing shook off her hand, "Yu Shanshan, can you be a little more ambitious, think about your current image, think about the beautiful clothes you can't wear, and think about the depression of being laughed at by those people. , don't you want to counterattack after losing weight and slap those people in the face?"
Thinking about it, she wanted to dump those people's faces in her dreams, but she hasn't found a chance so far. Not only has she not lost weight, she has also gotten fatter.
She also knew that Wu Jing was doing it for her own good. No one around her had paid attention to her since she fell to where she is today. Only Wu Jing, a college classmate who had a normal relationship, offered her a helping hand.
"Okay, okay, I just need to lose weight." Yu Shanshan gave herself up, and resolutely stood on the scale.
This scale is a body fat scale, and it comes with a voice reminder. Just standing on it, the mechanical female voice prompts: The weight is 86 kilograms, an increase of 2.3 kilograms from the last weighing, and it is far from your ideal weight. Lost 41 kilograms.
Yu Shanshan: "..."
Suddenly, I regret not turning off this broken voice reminder.
So embarrassing.
Wu Jing looked at the data of the body fat scale and was silent. How can I lose 40 kilograms!
Just as the two adults fell silent, Dudu, who was slid on his little skateboard, suddenly made a "wow" sound, and he swiped with both hands on the ground. Looking up at Yu Shanshan.
"Mommy, have you gained weight again?"
"Shut up, little fat man!" Yu Shanshan glared at the bad fat man who knew the question, hurriedly got off the scale, and looked at Wu Jing embarrassingly, "Well, I have eaten a lot recently."
Wu Jing slapped her, "You are too embarrassed to call Dudu little fat man, Dudu is baby fat, are you?"
Yu Shanshan shook her head silently, she was pure fat.
"Look at you, you were eighty-six pounds at the beginning, and now you are eighty-six kilograms. You've successfully doubled, aren't you shocked?"
Yu Shanshan nodded.
She was shocked at the beginning, but now she has accepted the reality, and it is not enough not to accept the reality.
"Reduce! It must be reduced!" Finally, Wu Jing gave a death order.
Yu Shanshan had to eat a diet meal obediently.
Seeing Dudu with chicken wings in his left hand and fish balls in his right hand, Wu Jing was still trying his best to serve him vegetables, and then looking at the only plate of cucumber salad in front of her, Yu Shanshan was very unconvinced and pointed at Dudu and asked: "Obviously he is also fat. He is ten pounds heavier than the normal weight of children of the same age. He should lose weight too. Why can he still eat so well?"
Hearing that his mother said he was fat, Dudu quickly swallowed the meat in his mouth and retorted loudly: "Mom, I'm not fat, I'm not only cute but also handsome!"
"It's still cute! He's handsome!" Yu Shanshan pinched the flesh of his chin and hit him mercilessly: "Little fat man, you are so narcissistic, where are you handsome? Look at your chin, and look at your Watermelon belly, have you ever seen any handsome guy with a double chin and a watermelon belly?"
Dudu lowered his head and looked at his belly, and felt that it was indeed a bit big, but he still pouted his mouth angrily, clenched his small fists, and retorted angrily: "Mom, you hate it, I will become a handsome guy in the future!"
"How do you know that you will become a handsome guy? What if you grow up and get uglier?"
"would not!"
"But I think so!"
When his mother was about to cry angrily, Dudu put down the food in his hand, crawled off the chair, and ran into the room.
Eh... . Shouldn't I be crying
Yu Shanshan was a little embarrassed, she just deliberately teased him, but she didn't expect her little fat man to be so unacceptable when others said he was not handsome.
"Why do you always provoke him!" Wu Jing watched Xiao Dudu run away, so angry that she wanted to be beaten to death by Shanshan, "Why do you say that about your son? Why do you always say that Dudu is not good-looking, Dudu is obviously very good-looking, although he is fleshy, his facial features are very delicate, and his body proportions are also very good. He will definitely be handsome in the future, but now it is just because he is young and has baby fat."
"I know he will be very handsome in the future, because he looks like his father..." Yu Shanshan lowered her head and whispered, her voice was very low, so Wu Jing couldn't hear him.
Wu Jing was about to go to the room to comfort Xiao Dudu, who was beaten by the old mother. Unexpectedly, the little guy ran out of the room again with Yu Shanshan's mobile phone in his hand.
He held up the phone screen in his hand to show Yu Shanshan, and explained eagerly: "Mom, I will be really handsome in the future, because I am my father's son, I look like my father, and I will follow him in the future. Dad is as handsome."
Yu Shanshan looked at the phone and was startled when she saw the photo on the screen.
Before he could react, Dudu turned the photo over to Wu Jing to see, "Godmother, look, this is my father, isn't he handsome? Does he look like me?"
"This is... Dudu Dad?" Wu Jing was surprised. She only knew that Yu Shanshan had a child out of wedlock, but she didn't know who asked her to have a child out of wedlock, and Yu Shanshan never wanted to mention it. , for fear of causing her sadness, she never dared to ask.
After a while, Yu Shanshan also reacted from the shock, grabbed the phone from Dudu's hand and held it up high, "Little Fatty, how did you know this photo? How did you know it was this photo? your father's?"
She never told Dudu who his father was, nor did she show him this photo she treasured. How did Dudu know that this was her father
The photo was taken away, Dudu was anxious, and tried to reach for the phone, but he had short legs, so he couldn't reach it.
Then tell me, how do you know this is Dad's? "
In order to get the photo back, Dudu answered honestly: "You hold your mobile phone and kiss all the time, and ask when the mobile phone will come to pick us up, then I ask you who this is, and then you tell me it's dad."
Kissing all the time
when
Yu Shanshan couldn't remember what she had done in front of Dudu, so she retorted loudly: "Nonsense! When will I kiss the photo?"
Dudu stomped his feet anxiously, "Really kiss, you stink, refuse to take a bath, hug Dad and kiss so many times, I want to kiss, you don't give me a kiss, saying Dad is your brain. , only you can kiss."
Looking at Dudu doesn't look like a lie, besides, the stinky body? Could it be that what she did when she accidentally got drunk
No, is she really so unreserved in front of her fat son
Yu Shanshan's face turned red, and she was a little embarrassed to look at Wu Jing's expression.
Wu Jing asked aside, "Is this really Dudu's father?"
Yu Shanshan had no choice but to nod her head honestly.
Wu Jing was very angry, "What about others? Do you not care if you bring Dudu alone? He is so irresponsible, isn't he a scumbag?"
Yu Shanshan hurriedly waved her hand, "No, no, he's not a scumbag. It's just... ...that's... oh, he's not a scumbag anyway, so don't ask."
The matter between them was too complicated, she didn't want to explain, and couldn't explain it clearly.
Wu Jing misunderstood, her expression changed, and she asked tentatively, "He...isn't he here?"
Yu Shanshan anxiously said, "Fuck you, you're not here anymore."
It turned out that it wasn't death, Wu Jing breathed a sigh of relief, at least Dudu still has a father.
Holding his mobile phone and watching Dad's Dudu, he heard the words, and immediately replied righteously: "I know, Dad is going to save the world, and will come back to see Dudu soon!"
Wu Jing: "..."
Fool the child does not know to find a reliable reason.
Yu Shanshan also knew that her reason was a bit unreliable, hehe laughed twice, and in order to get over this topic quickly, she quickly nibbled at the cucumber and urged: "Hurry up and eat, I have to do yoga to lose weight after eating. ."
Seeing that she would rather lose weight than talk about it, Wu Jing did not ask any further questions, but she still firmly believed that Dudu's father was a scumbag. But don't care, it's rubbish!