The little guy stared at the photo, his mouth opened in an O shape.
He has never seen his mother before. In his cognition, her mother is fat, just like she is now. Although many children laugh at his mother for being fat, he never feels that there is anything wrong with her, because Mom was like this.
It wasn't until now that he found out that his mother could still look like this, so beautiful and so beautiful.
Dudu raised his head, a little disbelieving, "Dad, is this really what my mother looked like before?"
"Yes, Mom used to be a skinny, very beautiful girl. She was the most beautiful girl in their school and the most beautiful girl Dad had ever seen." In front of his son, he did not hesitate to give himself all the praise girl.
Dudu was stunned when he heard it. After a few seconds, he couldn't help turning his head to look at his mother who was sleeping soundly, and compared with his previous mother, he couldn't help but ask, "Why has the mother changed?"
Only then did Yuen Long put away the phone, thought for a while, and explained to Dudu in the simplest language: "Because my mother had to work very hard to give birth to you, she had to eat a lot of food, and then she became fat."
Hearing that her mother became like this in order to give birth to herself, Dudu felt annoyed that her mother had beaten him, and felt a little guilt, raised his head and assured in a milky voice, "Dad, I won't wake up in the future. Mom is no longer sitting on Mom's belly."
"It's so good." Yuen Long patted his head, picked him up and went to the bathroom to take a shower. After washing, he put him in the middle of the bed and explained to him: "Then go to sleep, and don't disturb mother tonight." Mom wakes you up and you're going to be beaten up again.
Dudu was very good this time, and didn't bother her mother's sleep anymore, but asked her father a question in a very low voice: "Dad, did mother like many people before? Mother said that people who chase her can circle the earth twice, Is it true?"
Yuen Long: ... This question is a bit difficult, after all, it involves your mother's face.
In the end, Yuen Long did not answer the little guy's question, because the little guy who played all day was lying on the bed and went to see Zhou Gong before his father thought about how to answer it better.
Yuen Long laughed, took the quilt to cover the mother and son, turned off the lights and fell asleep.
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The next day, Yu Shanshan continued to report to the world. The first time she entered the gym, she saw Yan Shao sitting on a chair with Erlang's legs crossed.
The guy didn't say a word, and raised his chin towards the electronic scale placed in front of him, "I'll take a look at the scale first."
Yu Shanshan accepted her life and stopped trying to linger. She walked over and took off her shoes and stood up. The electronic scale showed 169 pounds.
She almost thought that she had read it wrong, and rubbed her eyes quickly, but it was still 169 pounds when she looked at it again. Obviously I weighed 172 pounds yesterday morning, and I lost three pounds in one day? This is too amazing.
Yan Shao was not too surprised. This situation was expected. The larger the weight base, the faster the weight loss, especially in the early stage, so the speed is normal, as long as she can stick to what he said, At least 30 pounds can be lost in a month.
Putting away the scale, he pointed to the yoga mat again, "Okay, let's continue training."
This time, Yu Shanshan didn't reject it at all. Instead, she happily ran to the mat to prepare to start. The weight loss effect was too powerful, so powerful that she was full of surprises. If she can lose weight, even if she is exhausted, she is willing.
Meanwhile, in another gym next door, a woman is getting mad at her agent.
Yu Ziqi was so angry that she threw the phone in her hand, "What do you mean? Yan Shao was supposed to be my coach, why did he suddenly change? Why do you want to change it!"
The agent hurriedly "shush", for fear of being overheard, "My little ancestor, please keep your voice down, this is where people belong, and if people in the world hear it, they will offend them! Originally, we I don't have the right to come here, this time I'm still relying on President Zhang's face, if I offend Huanyu, it will be difficult for President Zhang's face."
Yu Ziqi gave a heavy "hum", but still didn't get angry again. She also knows that with her current status, Huanyu will not pay attention to her at all. If she hadn't begged President Zhang, she would not have been able to enter Huanyu. any cooperation.
But in the end she was still indignant. She managed to coax President Zhang to make an appointment with Yan Shao, the best weight-loss coach in the world. She didn't expect to change someone temporarily, how could she not be angry. Although Huanyu's slimming coaches are of high level, not everyone has Yan Shao's background. Yan Shao is not only a small slimming coach, he is also the young prince of the Yan family in the imperial capital. If you can contact him, then. ... .
The agent also knew what kind of virtue she was, so he persuaded anxiously: "Don't make trouble, do you know that you will be polite to other coaches later? Even if they are just a junior coach, that's not something we can offend. "
"Got it! Don't be too long-winded!"
Not wanting to listen to her manager's nagging anymore, Yu Ziqi used the excuse to go to the toilet. How could she know it was such a coincidence that as soon as she went out, she saw Yan Shao slowly entering the fitness room next door with his hands in his waist pockets.
Her eyes flashed, she looked left and right, and found that there was no one in the corridor, so she followed her boldly, lay on the door, and looked at the person inside through the glass on the door. She saw that Yan Shao was talking to a woman with her back to her. She couldn't see her face clearly, but she could see that the woman was very fat.
Who is this? There is no such fat woman in the entertainment industry. Isn't it from the entertainment industry? But who has the ability to directly pick Yan Shao as a coach? Yan Shao doesn't give any face to anyone, it's hard to ask him to move.
Yu Ziqi couldn't think of who this woman was after thinking for a while. At this moment, there were voices and footsteps coming from the other side of the corridor. It was someone who was coming. She didn't dare to peep any more, so she had to leave, thinking and going. bathroom.
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Dudu saw all kinds of fat-reducing exercises yesterday, and he has lost interest in it today, but it doesn't matter, he has a new entertainment project.
He sat leisurely on the floor mat next to him, opened his little duck backpack, took out various snacks from it, and placed them in front of him one by one. Potato chips, yogurt, buns, puffs, Yakult... Aunt Lian packed him in his backpack because he was afraid he was hungry.
The little guy looked at his mother's teeth and grinned, with a happy smile on his face, watching and eating, and seeing his mother screaming in pain, he shouted from the side: "Mom, come on."
Yu Shanshan: ... Do you think of me as a monkey? Are you watching a monkey show
The poor old mother has been trained to the death, and she has to suffer from snacks. The fragrance keeps getting into her nose, making her mouth keep drooling. She can only imagine that she is eating these in her mind. Pictures of things to quench thirst.
Yu Shanshan felt that she would be schizophrenic if she was tortured like this by the little fat man.
But this little fat man didn't need to eat snacks. He had to go to the toilet after eating too many snacks. He ran to the old mother with his pants, "Mom, I want to pee."
Yu Shanshan glanced at the several bottles of Yakult that were already empty, and glared at him, "Who made you drink so many drinks!"
Dudu touched his belly a little guilty, and then burped.
Yu Shanshan had to suspend training and take the little fat man to the toilet.
Although Dudu is only three years old, he is still a boy anyway. Yu Shanshan did not take him into the women's toilet, but pointed to the door of the men's toilet, "Go in by yourself, then take off your pants to pee. Mom is waiting for you outside. what."
With his mother to accompany, Dudu is no longer afraid, and he obediently runs into the toilet to pee.
Yu Ziqi came out of the bathroom and saw a woman standing by the sink. Coincidentally, this woman was the fat woman she just saw in the gym next door. She couldn't see her face just now, and now she wants to see it. Seeing who can get Yan Shaolai to be a fitness coach, he deliberately walked around in front of her to see her face.
Who knew this, Yu Ziqi was stunned and blurted out, "Yu Shanshan?"
Yu Shanshan was looking at her phone when she was so frightened by the call that she almost threw it out. She looked up in shock. When she saw this person, she had only one thought in her mind: The imperial capital is really full of her enemies. what. Unexpectedly, there are also in the universe. Could it be that she had too many enemies in the past
"Are you really Yu Shanshan?" Yu Ziqi stared at her up and down, making sure she was right, and immediately showed a mocking and cheerful smile, "My God, you don't claim to be the best in the world. Yimei, why have you become a dead fat woman now? If you were seen by your former suitors, would you scare them to death?"
Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes at her, restrained her urge to kill the woman, and sprayed her: "It's none of your business what I am! Don't mess around with mice."
Yu Ziqi sneered, "Who cares about your fat woman's affairs and is self-motivated, I'm just a little disgusted by your appearance."
"Mom, I'm fine~" At this moment, Dudu went to the toilet and ran out of the men's toilet with his pants, but the pants were a little crooked.
Yu Shanshan bent over to straighten his pants, then picked him up and put him on the sink to wash his hands for him.
Yu Ziqi stared at Dudu for a while, tsk tsk: "So you still didn't kill this wild species four years ago, tsk tsk, you even gave birth to him."
She could bear to say that she was a fat woman, but the word "wild seed" completely angered Yu Shanshan, making her think of the treatment she suffered four years ago, and the fire came from the bottom of her heart. When she came out, she didn't want to cause trouble here, but at this moment she didn't want to care about anything, she just wanted to kill this cheap woman.
She picked Dudu up and walked a few steps before putting him down. She said to him, "Mom is going to teach this bad aunt a lesson now. Don't move Dudu."
"Wow—" Dudu looked up at her with bright eyes, "Mom, are you going to beat her?" Do you beat him like he was
"Yes, mother is going to beat her, you wait for mother."
"Okay mom." Dudu nodded hurriedly, so excited that his little hands were clenched, watching nervously and expectantly.
After settling down the little guy, Yu Shanshan turned around and walked towards Yu Ziqi angrily. When passing by the corner of the bathroom, she brushed over the mop left by the cleaning aunt and went straight to Yu Zi. Qi waved over, and before Yu Ziqi noticed, she was hit with a mop so hard that she cried out with an "Ow" in pain.
Not only was she beaten, but her face and body were covered with water stains from the mop, so disgusting that she almost spit out the overnight meal.
"Yu Shanshan, are you crazy! You bitch, stop!"
"I called you a jerk! I'll beat you to death today!" Yu Shanshan was so angry that she couldn't stop, a big mop danced like a tiger, and swung it towards Yu Ziqi, hitting her hard. Holding the head mouse channeling and screaming.
Dudu looked stunned from the side, his mouth opened into an O shape. No wonder his father said he couldn't beat his mother, but he really couldn't, his mother was a martial arts master!
Yu Ziqi was beaten many times in a row, but in the end, there was nothing she could do, and she didn't care whether it was dirty or not, she turned around and dragged the mop that Yu Shanshan was holding tightly, and the two formed a saw.
Seeing that the mop was being dragged to death by her, Yu Shanshan didn't let it go, but suddenly let go. Yu Ziqi was unprepared, she took a few steps back, and squatted on the ground.
Seeing this, Yu Shanshan exerted all the flexibility of a fat man, one dashed forward, and sat on top of her, causing her to mourn and almost lose her life.
Yu Shanshan raised her hand, opened her bows left and right and fanned the ears of the people below her, "I call you a jerk! I call you a jerk! Later, let me hear you say my son is a wild breed, and I will slap you to death. !"
"Ah! Ah! Stop fighting! Stop fighting! Let me go! Help!" Yu Ziqi was only a hundred pounds, but Yu Shanshan, a 170-pound fat man, was pressed down, unable to move at all. , can only be beaten passively, and within a while, his face was swelled into a pig's head, and he was arrogant just now, and now there is only wailing and crying, looking so pitiful.
"Papapa!" Suddenly a burst of applause came from the side, and Yan Shaozheng, who came over at some point, leaned against the wall and clapped his hands while saying: "Yu Shanshan, you fight so well, you have a vixen temperament, I didn't expect it. You still have this skill, I think you will be called Yu Jingang in the future, it fits your temperament very well."
Yu Shanshan ignored her and continued to slap her.
At this time, Yu Ziqi's agent finally came and saw Yu Ziqi being beaten on the ground at a glance, she was so frightened that she cried out, "What are you doing! How do you beat someone! I let go!"
Yu Ziqi's agent came up to pull Yu Shanshan, and Yu Shanshan didn't want to accidentally get hurt. Anyway, she had no strength to fight, but fortunately, she stood up and let go of the people below her.
At this moment, Yu Ziqi's unkempt face and cheeks were red and swollen and covered in water, like a dead fish, unable to even struggle, how could she still be bright and bright just now.
Yu Ziqi's manager was angry, "Who are you? How can you beat someone like this! I want to call the police!"
Yu Shanshan didn't care, picked up Dudu with a look of admiration, turned around and left without looking back. Call the police if you call the police. It's a big deal to ask Dudu's dad to deliver her food. Anyway, she was out of anger. She wanted to beat her for many years.
But in the end, Yu Shanshan didn't wait for the police to come, and she didn't know what to do. Yu Ziqi didn't even call the police. She guessed that the matter was probably handled by her aunt.
Yuen Long hurried over when he heard the news. The first thing he did was hold Yu Shanshan and look carefully to see that she didn't look injured, but he was still worried, "Is there any injury?"
Yu Shanshan changed her personality as a female King Kong just now, and when she saw Yuen Long, she automatically returned to the appearance of a bird and a human being, hugging his waist and shaking her head timidly, "It's okay, I'm just a little scared."
"Puchi-cough-cough-cough-" Yan Shao, who was drinking water, spurted out a mouthful of water, and he couldn't stop coughing, and almost choked himself to death.
Yu Shanshan glared at him secretly, what's so funny, you have to laugh to death.
How can Dudu understand a woman's heart? He only thinks that the way his mother beats people is very majestic and admirable, so he can't wait to share it with his father. He patted his father and asked him to look at him, then took a broom stick that he didn't know where he found, and waved it like his mother, while waving and speaking in coordination: "Dad, don't worry, mom is fine, mom. It's amazing, my mother beat up that bad aunt and cried so hard, and then that bad aunt was knocked down, my mother sat on the aunt's stomach and slapped the aunt's face, Turn left, turn right, and the bad aunt turns into a big pig's head, so ugly and ugly."
Yuen Long: … .
In the end, Yu Shanshan, who was still exposed by her son, became angry and roared at the little fat man: "Shut up, bad fat man, why are you talking so much!"