Without Yan Shao's venomous tongue, Yu Shanshan really had a good day. In the past, when she lost weight, she would be so desperate that she wanted to crawl on the ground and climb out of the gate of the universe, but today she felt comfortable and left happily. , Before leaving, he did not forget to wave to Yan Shao, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face.
As for his worse face after waving her hand, she didn't care.
When she walked out of the gate of the world, Yu Shanshan saw Yuen Long leaning on the door waiting for her at first sight, and she jumped up with joy, regardless of what was outside or not, she hooked his neck and jumped up. He kissed twice on the lips, making Yuen Long a little confused.
"Brother Yuen Long, I love you so much, why are you so good. I love you~" After that, he kissed again.
Seeing that she even called out the nickname "Yuan Long Brother" in private, the corners of Yuen Long's mouth twitched, and she knew why she did this. Can't help rubbing her head, "I will learn more from him in the future."
Yu Shanshan couldn't help laughing, "Don't say goodbye, I guess it's enough for him to be honest. I have a very comfortable life today."
"You two don't kiss me anymore, hurry back to eat, Erbao is hungry." Just as the two of them were happy, Dudu stuck out his head from the car window and looked at the old father. the mother cried urgently.
Only then did Yu Shanshan remember her fat son, and she looked at the rear window, but she was shocked at this moment.
All the outfits on the little guy have been changed. He is wearing a blue and white striped T-shirt on his upper body, a pair of sunglasses on his head, and a small schoolbag of Peppa Pig on his back, a completely new look. But this is not the reason that shocked Yu Shanshan. What really shocked her was that the little golden retriever was also wearing the same striped T-shirt, the same pair of sunglasses on the dog's head, and the same backpack on the back.
This person and a dog are wearing brother clothes! ! !
Does her little fat man really regard the dog as a younger brother
If I had known she would not have named the dog Erbao... . . .
Yu Shanshan looked at Yuen Long with a guilty conscience, hoping that his old father could say something. As a result, Yuen Long gave her a helpless look back, saying that he could do nothing.
The old mother really couldn't bear to see this man and a dog wearing a brother's outfit. After getting in the car, she simply looked away and turned her face away from this little fat man.
Dudu was waiting for his mother to compliment him on his new clothes and equipment, but after waiting for a long time, his old mother didn't give him a look. Are your new clothes good-looking? I bought them with Erbao, Erbao likes them very much, and my aunt said that Erbao and I look good in them."
Yu Shanshan: ... I think you like it very much. Also, grandpa, won't your conscience hurt
The old mother was deeply worried about the fat son's feelings for this little golden retriever. This is too crazy.
As a result, at night, the old mother also saw the crazier side of this little guy, who was going to sleep with the dog!
Originally, Yu Shanshan and Yuen Long slept on both sides of the bed, and Dudu slept in the middle, but after taking a bath, Dudu went to Aunt Lian and asked for a small pillow, and placed it on his little pillow. next to the pillow.
Yu Shanshan looked a little wrong, and suddenly had a bad premonition in her heart, and asked cautiously, "Fatty, what are you doing?"
Fat guy: "This is the position of Erbao. Our family of four sleeps together."
Yu Shanshan almost didn't come up in one breath.
The fat guy didn't give the old mother any time to calm down, so he crawled out of bed and hugged and rubbed the little golden retriever who had been lying in the corner of the room after taking a bath. When the little golden retriever opened his eyes, He patted its head and said lovingly, "Er Bao, I'll take you to sleep with me, come with me." After saying that, he gently grabbed Er Bao's ear and took him to the bedside.
Erbao slept soundly, but was woken up by this little fat man, and then dragged away by the little fat man's ears. Yu Shanshan felt that this behavior could not be tolerated by ordinary dogs, but Erbao had a particularly good temper. , didn't care about the little fat man at all, and was taken away by the little fat man obediently. When the little fat man climbed onto the bed, Er Bao looked at Yu Shanshan and Yuen Long, and followed him into the bed silently, and then silently climbed to Dudu's side to lie down, with the dog pillow that belonged to him.
Dudu was very happy, the fat arm wrapped around Erbao's neck, the little fat face rubbed against his face, and whispered to it: "Erbao, you will take a bath with me in the future, and then we Let’s sleep together, we sleep with mom and dad, but you have to be obedient, you can’t wet the bed, and if you want to pee, go to the toilet, or your mom will beat your ass when you wet the bed, and it hurts.”
Yu Shanshan: …
Yuen Long: … .
The two looked at each other silently, and they both saw in each other's eyes that they couldn't say anything. Do they really want another son from now on
Yu Shanshan silently looked at the little fat man and the little golden retriever, brother and brother Gong, and after doing some psychological construction in her heart for a long time, she still couldn't accept sleeping with a dog in the same bed. Golden Retriever loves to lose hair, and it will fall easily wherever it goes. Also, she sleeps dishonestly, and she has gradually developed a habit of sleeping with Dudu for so many years. She is always used to hug the people around her when she falls asleep, and then she can't help kissing. If she hugs a dog while half asleep and then kisses him, will the dog feel that she is taking advantage of it and bite her to death in anger
Thinking of this picture, Yu Shanshan couldn't help shivering, this dog really can't sleep together.
She grabbed chubby little ears, and took out the majesty of an old mother to order: "chubby, dogs can't sleep with people, dogs need to sleep in their own place, dogs don't sleep in beds, so you bring Erbao go down!"
The fat guy quit immediately, "But Erbao doesn't have a place to sleep, the ground is cold."
Yu Shanshan originally planned to pick a kennel for Erbao in two days, but I haven't had time to set it up tonight. How could the little guy think that Erbao would be cold without a kennel.
Unable to do so, Yu Shanshan had to get up, found a large towel blanket from the closet and spread it in the corner, it was very thick, and then patted the temporary doghouse and said to Dudu: "Okay, mother Make a bed for Er Bao, let Er Bao sleep in his bed."
The fat guy pointed his finger hesitantly, and after a few seconds, he showed an extremely flattering smile to the old mother, twisted his body and said coquettishly: "Mom~ tonight Erbao will come to our house on the first day, he will be embarrassed , let's take it to sleep for a night~"
Bah, I'm sorry for a dog, this little fat guy can make excuses.
Yu Shanshan firmly rejected the little fat man, "No, Erbao is a dog, it will shed fur, and fur will itch on the bed."
Dudu immediately grabbed Erbao's fur and retorted loudly, "Erbao won't lose hair! Erbao's hair is fine."
Yu Shanshan had a headache and wanted to beat this little fat man again. But at this point, if the little fat man was beaten and cried, grandpa would definitely be able to hear it. It would be bad for him to be called by his grandfather at that time, so she should not beat him. After all, the little fat man has a strong backing now, and he is no longer the young man he used to be. Fat man.
In the end, there was really no other way, Yu Shanshan could only make a fool of herself, looking at the fat guy with sincerity, holding his face and saying earnestly: "Actually, mother is also for the good of Erbao, you see, mother is so fat, and sleep is dishonest. , I always like to hold people and press people, and now Erbao is here, our bed is so crowded, my mother will definitely press Erbao when she falls asleep, what should I do if Erbao is crushed by my mother?"
Dudu widened his eyes, as if he did not expect this situation. He looked at his mother's body that should not be underestimated, and then looked at Erbao's small body that looked particularly delicate in front of his mother. He believed his mother's words a little. Mommy is not honest when sleeping, and loves to hold people and press people. There were many times when he woke up in the middle of the night and saw his mother sleep with his legs on his father. What if my mother fell asleep and put her legs on Erbao? Mother's legs are so thick and heavy, Erbao must not be able to bear it!
Thinking of this, Dudu immediately changed his mind and agreed to send Erbao back to sleep.
"Mom, then I'd better let Er Bao go back to sleep, otherwise Er Bao will be in danger." Seeing the little guy dragging Er Bao and crawling out of bed again, Yu Shanshan could not wait to give this little fat man an iron palm. , it hurts his old mother's face too much.
Yuen Long smiled while covering his eyes.
Although this problem was temporarily solved, Yu Shanshan was still not at ease. In order to prevent the fat son from bringing the dog up to sleep with her again, she took out her mobile phone on the spot, opened Taobao to search for the dog kennel, and then handed it to the fat guy to see, " Chubby, come quickly, choose a kennel for Erbao, so that he will have a kennel, and it will be more comfortable to sleep than a bed in the future."
The fat guy heard that he was choosing a kennel for Erbao, his eyes lit up, he immediately rushed over, held his mobile phone with his little feet up and carefully selected, looked at it for a while, pointed to one of them, and said, "Mom, this is what you want! "
Yu Shanshan leaned over and took a look, good guy, this little fat man has a really good eye, and he chose an Internet celebrity model. It turned out to be the style of a small wooden bed. Pillows, even mats and blankets are available.
It's really not at all worse than a human bed.
Of course, the price of this bed is also very beautiful and moving, which makes her a little fleshy.
But Yu Shanshan endured it, ignoring the pain, immediately placed an order, and reported to the fat guy.
As soon as the fat guy heard that Erbao had a beautiful bed for two days, he was finally satisfied, and happily climbed into the bed, dangled Erlang's legs for a while, and then fell asleep sweetly.
Seeing that the little guy was really asleep, Yu Shanshan breathed a sigh of relief. She really didn't know that the little guy's love for dogs had reached this level.
Yuen Long looked amused, leaned over, stretched out his long arms and hugged her across Dudu, and put her in his arms.
Yu Shanshan was startled and patted him, "Why are you hugging me again!"
Yuen Long looked at her and smiled, "Didn't you say that you love to hug and press people while sleeping? Press me, I'm not afraid of being crushed by you."
"Fuck you~" Yu Shanshan pushed him and deliberately frightened him, "I really crushed you to death!"
Yuen Long didn't say a word, he grabbed her whole body and put it on him, "Then I'll try."
Yu Shanshan was so frightened that she crawled down, didn't this man notice her figure? Four years ago, she was only over 80 pounds, and he was often carried by him to sleep on her body, but now her weight has doubled. She didn't dare to sleep on him and press him.
Yuen Long sighed, feeling a little disappointed. Now he can't hold her to sleep on him anymore. Suddenly, she misses the days when she acted coquettishly and let him carry her on his back and always liked to climb on top of him to sleep.
Before, he didn't care whether she lost weight or not, but now he hopes she can lose weight quickly. If she doesn't lose weight, she really won't even let her hold her.
Ugh... ... .
Seeing the man sighed, his eyes still filled with regret, Yu Shanshan was amused, she put her arms around his neck and gave him a sip, painting a cake for him, "Don't worry, I'm getting thinner now, wait a minute. Thin, you...whatever you want......" The last two words were barely audible.
Rao is also a little embarrassed for being cheeky like Yu Shanshan.
But Yuen Long still heard it, his eyes lit up, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he whispered in her ear, "This is what you said, I can do whatever I want, you are not allowed to cry out of pain and tiredness like before, and you are not allowed to cry. Play tricks on me."
Yu Shanshan remembered the way she used to cry when she was tired and rude, and her face turned even redder. She covered her face and turned her back to ignore him. This man is serious and unsmiling, but he likes to be a wolf at night, which can surprise people. Of course, she is the only one who is surprised at the moment. In the eyes of outsiders, he is still the serious Colonel Yuan.
Yuen Long smiled silently, hugged her from behind, and kissed her ear. Then he started talking, "I have a few comrades coming over tomorrow. You and Dudu will meet me."
"Ah?" Yu Shanshan turned around when she heard this, "Why are your comrades here? What's the matter?"
"It's okay, I just came here to do business. I knew that I was recovering at home, so I stopped by to see me. They are all my soldiers and have fought side by side with me for many years."
Yu Shanshan knew that these comrades must have a good relationship with him, and they must be treated well. but... ...
She couldn't help but ask, "Am I going too? Otherwise, take Dudu with you."
She hasn't lost weight yet. Now that she sees his comrades-in-arms, she's really not very confident. His comrades-in-arms must be wondering why their team leader found such an ugly woman.
Yuen Long knew what she was thinking, and pinched her nose, "That's not good, those boys came here on purpose when they heard about the existence of you and Dudu. They mainly want to see my sister-in-law. What's the matter if you don't show up? ?"
"Ah..." Yu Shanshan covered her face and sighed helplessly for a while, "Well then, let's see you, but your comrades-in-arms laugh at you and I don't care."
Yuen Lang smiled, "It's too late for them to be envious. A group of single dogs have found their daughter-in-law and haven't found a daughter-in-law. They are all looking for a daughter-in-law in their dreams, but as for me, I have not only a daughter-in-law, but also a son. They only envy me."
Yu Shanshan was amused by his words, and suddenly remembered a very funny saying: After three years in the army, the sow races Diaochan.
Hahaha... ...