Monkey and the others were soldiers brought up by Yuen Long himself. Although Yuen Long had no whereabouts or news in the past few years, they were soldiers, and they knew each other well what was going on, so they never asked, just waited for him silently. return.
After doing the math, they hadn't seen him for almost four years, so this time they couldn't wait to rush over, thinking of seeing their boss early and seeing what kind of sister-in-law the boss found for them.
The other brothers were also very excited to know that the eldest brother was coming back. They were more curious than anyone else about who the eldest sister-in-law was, but because only the three of them were able to come here this time on vacation, the others could only be envious and jealous.
When the troops came out, it was inevitable to have a drink together, not to mention such a happy day today. The monkey asked the waiter to bring two bottles of white wine, and then asked Yu Shanshan teasingly: "Sister-in-law, do you allow the boss to drink?"
Yuen Long also looked at her with a smile, as if he was waiting for her instructions, as if she said he would only dare to drink if she could, which made the monkeys even more teasingly yell, calling for the eldest wife to be strict.
Yuen Long didn't care when he was called his wife's strict control, but his smile deepened, and there was no lack of pride in it.
Yu Shanshan gave him an angry look. Although she didn't like him drinking, it was okay for comrades to meet and drink once in a while, so she nodded, "You can drink if you want, don't ask me, just go back and I'll drive."
Seeing what his sister-in-law said, the monkey was relieved, and filled the glass in front of Yuen Long unceremoniously, "Boss, I haven't seen you for a few years. I wonder if your alcohol intake has declined."
Yuen Long laughed without saying a word.
Yu Shanshan and Dudu were drinking juice, but Dudu looked at the white wine in front of his father and the yellow juice in front of him, and didn't understand why they were different. He drank juice, but not the drink in his father's cup, so he leaned in curiously, his little nose twitched, "Dad, what are you drinking? Is it delicious?"
The little guy laughed at the people at the table with a curious and eager expression, and San Shao deliberately teased him, "We are drinking white wine, it's delicious."
After Dudu heard this, he looked more eagerly at the bottle of liquor on the table, stood up from the chair, and reached for the liquor with trembling hands, "Then I want to drink this too, I won't drink juice today."
Yuen Lang quickly took the baijiu away so that he wouldn't touch it, "You can't drink it, it's for adults, it's not good at all, children can't drink it."
Yuen Long probably has no experience with children, and does not understand the magical group of children. It is a group that the more adults do not allow it, the more curious they want to do it, and Dudu is one of the people in this group.
Seeing that his father didn't let him drink, the little guy's inner curiosity became stronger and stronger. He felt that the one in his father's quilt must be delicious, and he really wanted to try it. But Dad didn't allow him to drink, so he could only sit back in the chair obediently, then took a sip of his drink, and after drinking, he showed his dad a very well-behaved smile, "Dad, I don't drink it, I drink juice."
He was so good, Yuen Long felt soft in his heart, smiled and patted his little head, and praised, "Dudu is really good."
The little guy bowed his head embarrassedly to eat.
Only Yu Shanshan glanced at this little fat man suspiciously, and felt that this did not look like a little fat man's character. Could it be that he is a transgender today
But soon Yu Shanshan didn't have the heart to think about this little fat man, because the monkeys and the others talked about Yuen Long in the army, and they immediately attracted her attention.
The monkey smiled and said, "Boss, you are so secretive. We don't even know when your son is so old. Why did you get married? It's a shame that our brothers thought you were single all the time, and we are all worried about how long you will be single. The result is that we are too naive, you don't need us to worry about it, the son is so old."
San Shao drank a little wine, his mouth was a little bit out of control, he forgot about Yu Shanshan's presence, he said with a smile: "Boss, you didn't agree with so many beautiful girls chasing you, we are still behind. Guess what type do you like, I want to help other girls several times, how can I think ouch-"
As soon as San Shao finished speaking, he was stomped by the monkey under the table, and desperately winked at him. Sister-in-law is here. What other women are you talking about? If sister-in-law is a little less conscientious, this is not provoking other people's husbands and wives.
San Shao also realized that he had said something wrong, and hurriedly changed the subject with a guilty conscience.
Yu Shanshan raised her eyebrows, her heart tickled, and she was not interested in the topic of San Shao. She asked him about this topic when she was in love with him four years ago, but Yuen Long was a boring gourd and never did. He can gossip about other women, which doesn't satisfy her curiosity at all. Every time she asks him, he says no. So now she doesn't know if any girls have ever given him a hug, but it seems that a lot of them have given him a hug...
Yu Shanshan smiled, waved her hands, and pretended to have a very generous and indifferent expression: "Oh, what's the matter, I already knew that your boss has a lot of girls chasing him, and there must be some in the army. Tell me, aren't those girls pretty? I heard that all the girls in your army's art troupe are so pretty, are there any girls who like your boss?"
Yuen Lang groaned in his heart, and secretly said that it was not good. He knew best who this girl was. Anyway, it had nothing to do with Dafang. Now this is just a cliché.
He quietly winked at San Shao and Monkey and told them to stop talking, but all three were attracted by Yu Shanshan, and no one noticed his color.
Seeing Yu Shanshan's expression, the three of them really didn't care. They secretly thought that they were thinking too much, and the sister-in-law was not a careful person at all. Looking at her, she was so generous and didn't mind at all, so the three young masters were relieved. He continued, "Sister-in-law, you don't know, there are so many girls in our art troupe who like our boss, and a group flower even confessed to our boss in public, but the boss refused, and the boss didn't pay attention to others, causing them to be on the spot. Tears."
"Cough cough..." Yuen Long clenched his fist and put it to his mouth and coughed lightly, wanting to speak to stop the topic, but Yu Shanshan quickly pinched him under the table, glared at him secretly, and gave gave him a 'don't stop' look.
Yuen Long: … .
Forced by his arrogance, Yuen Long had to resign and listen to them continue to break the news, but he had already figured out how to practice them when he returned.
Seeing that San Shao said such a big thing, Yu Shanshan was still smiling and sounded very interesting. Everyone was completely relieved. So the monkey also broke the news, "That Tuanhua is not married yet. The last time he came to our military area to perform, he saw me and asked where our boss is, haha, the charm of our boss is leverage, if we have This charm has long since taken off the list."
San Shao: "That's right, the charm of our boss is always admired by our brothers. Sister-in-law, do you know that our boss is privately named the number one handsome in the military region. This title is created by the nurses and doctors in the military region hospital. of."
Seeing the two brothers happily breaking the news one by one, the handsome man who had not spoken all the time looked at Yuen Long with a sullen face, and mourned three minutes of silence for these two stupid brothers. Stupid, can you say this casually? Are women the ones who say they don't mind but they really don't mind? You two boys wait to be cleaned up by the boss.
The commander wisely chose to stand by and watch the two brothers die.
So, Shanshan Yu heard the gossip that she wanted to know very much at the wine table, and she was addicted to it, but she didn't expect that Yuen Long's charm would be greater than her imagination, and she had too many rivals. There are several who are still obsessed with him now, and what is even more frightening is that the head of their military region, the old commander Yan, even took a fancy to him and wanted to marry his daughter.
My dear, the amount of information is beyond her imagination. This made her wonder: during the four years she was away, were there more girls who gave him their arms? Are there many girls who want to give birth to monkeys for him
Thinking of this, Yu Shanshan felt sour in her heart, more sour than overturning the vinegar jar. Well, she admits, she's still as careful as she was four years ago, and she hasn't improved much in four years.
"Whoa-"
Just when Shanshan wanted to hear more, suddenly a loud cry interrupted everyone's words and startled everyone.
Everyone turned their heads and found that Dudu, who was sitting on the seat, was gone. At this moment, the little guy was standing in an inconspicuous corner crying, tears falling down one by one, and stomping his feet while crying. He cried with his mouth open and his tongue stuck out, taking a breath from time to time.
Everyone unanimously cast their eyes on the bottle of liquor that the little guy was holding tightly in his hand and was reluctant to put it down, and fell silent.
Yuen Long rushed over first, threw the bottle that the little guy was holding in his hand, picked him up, put a cup of warm water to his mouth and fed him, "Drink and rinse your mouth, then spit it out."
"Wow wow - Dad -" Dudu cried heart-to-heart, shaking his head to avoid the cup while crying, and now he doesn't dare to drink casually anymore, he just opens his mouth to cry, but refuses to drink water.
Yu Shanshan also reacted, anxious, I don't know how much alcohol this little guy secretly drank just now, will he get drunk? Will liquor damage the brain and body of children
Seeing that this little fat man still refused to rinse his mouth, she was so angry that she slapped him, "I told you to be disobedient! I didn't say you couldn't drink this, who made you drink it secretly!"
Dudu, who had already been beaten by the old mother, was beaten by the liquor, and she was physically and mentally traumatized. With a wow, she cried louder, her tears fell even harder, her whole face was red from crying, look. It was so pitiful that the three monkeys kept coaxing by the side, but to no avail.
Seeing that this little fat man was about to cry the Great Wall down, Yu Shanshan had to take him over, hold him upside down, kiss his round head again, and skillfully coax him: "Okay, don't cry. Now, Mommy doesn't beat you anymore, is it uncomfortable? Mommy, don't cry, my little one, will my mom buy you a delicious cake later?"
Coaxed by his mother, the little guy who never remembered his mother's grudges choked up and nodded, crying and saying, "It's so bitter and spicy, my stomach is on fire." He patted his little chest and belly.
He must have drank too much in one gulp, and the esophagus and stomach were hot. Children's esophagus and spleen and stomach are very tender, how can they withstand the ravages of liquor.
Yu Shanshan was really going to be mad at this guy, but at the moment he was crying sadly, and it was not easy to beat him, so he had to coax him with warm water, "This is boiled water, Fatty, drink up, drink It won't be hard when it's over."
Hearing what his mother said, the little guy choked close to the cup and took a big gulp of water. He probably felt better, and he drank a few more sips, and then he felt that his body was not so hot. The cry was this. Just a little smaller.
San Shao blamed himself very much, "Blame me, I shouldn't tease him just now, otherwise he wouldn't drink secretly."
Yuen Long shook his head. He was watching it just now, but he didn't watch it. He didn't know when this kid stole the wine.
The monkey patted his head, "I just put the wine behind my chair, but Dudu saw it. I guess the little guy sneaked behind me to get it when we weren't paying attention."
Yu Shanshan doesn't care how the little fat man stole the wine now. What she cares more about is how much the little fat man drank. "Fat, tell your mother, how much wine did you drink just now?"
The fat guy choked with grievances, and when he mentioned the wine just now, he was so sad, he cried and said, "I just clucked, and then my stomach caught fire."
Still clucking? It should be at least two sips. She really wanted to beat this little fat man to death, how dare she drink anything!
The handsome man was more careful and remembered how much wine was left just now. He pointed to a spot on the wine bottle and said, "I remember that we had so much left after we poured it out. Dudu probably had a couple of small sips."
Everyone present looked at the choking little fat man with great concern, wondering if he should be sent to the hospital. Of course, such a drink is nothing to them, but for a three-year-old baby, it is not. Certainly.
Yuen Long thought for a while, picked up his mobile phone and called a doctor he knew. On the phone, he told the situation of Dudu. The doctor over there said that there was no need to go to the hospital. As long as the baby did not have a serious reaction, give him more drinks. Water can increase metabolism.
Only then did Yuen Long feel relieved, and he picked up the warm water and continued to let Dudu drink it.
Dudu really didn't want to drink, but when he saw his father's serious face, he didn't dare to refuse. He knew that he had done something wrong this time, and he was very guilty, so he didn't dare to refuse, and poured two glasses of water with a bitter face. , I want to go to the toilet after drinking.
Going to the toilet means excretion. Yuen Long took him to the toilet twice. After going to the toilet, the little guy didn't feel uncomfortable. He just touched his belly, raised his head and said to his father in a milky voice: "Dad, I'm hungry."
Seeing that he wanted to eat again, his face did not turn red, and he did not vomit. It seemed that the alcohol was completely metabolized, and everyone was relieved.
It's just that after a sigh of relief, Yu Shanshan, the old mother's anger in her heart, overcame her distress. As soon as she caught the fat man, she slapped the fat ass twice, and then shoved it to the old father, "You too. Take care of him, it's outrageous."
Seeing the pitiful expression of the fat son clutching his butt and trying not to cry, Yuen Long's heart softened, but he should still be educated. The child is ignorant, so he must tell him something so that he can remember it next time. live.
So after the iron palm of his mother, the fat guy ushered in his father's half-hour verbal criticism and education. Strange things.
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