After the group finished eating, the three of them went directly to the hotel where they were staying. They were going to play in the imperial capital for the past two days, and they would go back to the army with Yuen Long two days later.
Yu Shanshan now has no problem driving with her legs, so she drives home in Yuen Long's car with one big and one small and a dog.
Because what happened tonight was too tragic, the little fat Dudu who was beaten by his mother after crying for a while, fell asleep and snored as soon as he got in the car.
Erbao saw that Dudu was asleep, stared at him silently for a while, then bit the little blanket on the back seat with his mouth, put the blanket over Dudu's belly, and then silently fell down, With his head next to Dudu's head, he closed his eyes and slept together.
Seeing that the two small light bulbs fell asleep, Yu Shanshan, who had been holding back all night, began to settle accounts with Yuen Long, "I asked you before, didn't you always say that you didn't chase after your girl? Don't think about it, so what? What's going on with the art troupe Tuanhua? And what's the matter with the doctor and sister? Huh?"
Yuen Long complained inwardly, wishing he could go and practice with those three unspeakable monkeys now. I believe that no one cares and can't believe that Yu Shanshan doesn't care, she is just a vinegar jar with the most sour vinegar in it, how could she not care about this!
"Don't listen to the monkeys and the others. I don't know about those women, and I have never had much interaction with them. I don't even remember their names."
Hearing what he said, the sour taste in Yu Shanshan's heart was a little lighter, but it was only a little bit, and overall it was still very sour, "The art troupe, because of you, we haven't found a match yet, and people are still looking forward to it. Marry you, you really don't have an impression of others? Why don't you even know their names, what a liar."
"I really don't remember her name, and I haven't spoken a few times, so I don't have a deep impression. Don't wrong me."
"And what about the daughter of the commander of your military region? I heard that the commander values you very much and wants you to be his son-in-law and marry his daughter to you."
Yuen Long rested his forehead. At this moment, he once again felt the helplessness of being harassed by this little girl four years ago. I thought she had improved a little after four years, but now it seems that she has not improved at all, and her jealousy is no better than four years. How much before.
However, he didn't feel disgusted at all, just be jealous if he was jealous, and if he wasn't jealous, it wouldn't be Yu Shanshan.
He sighed and pinched her ears, "I had already rejected that, and I didn't even meet the other party. The reason for my rejection at that time was that I already had a loved one, and I would marry her when she graduated. ."
Hearing this, Yu Shanshan's heart skipped a beat, and she couldn't help thinking of what he once said to her. He said that she would marry her as soon as she graduated.
Therefore, the beloved in his mouth is her... .
Seeing that she stopped talking, Yuen Lang pinched her soft little ears again, and his voice was much lower, "Why don't you talk anymore? Why didn't you ask me who the girl I said would marry as soon as she graduated?"
Yu Shanshan was pinching her ears by him, her ears were reddened under his hands, and she muttered softly against the little sweetness in her heart: "I don't want to ask, I don't want to know."
The corner of Yuen Long's mouth curled slightly, but he said, "I want to tell you if you don't want to know. The girl I love is a girl named Yu Shanshan. I once told her that when she graduates, she will be with her. She got a license to marry."
Now Yu Shanshan's old face was completely red, biting her lower lip and embarrassed to look at him, how could this person be so flirtatious all of a sudden, how can ordinary women stand it? Fortunately, this man has always shown no expression in front of outsiders, almost like a facial paralysis, otherwise more women would have to follow him.
Alas, I originally thought that the army was a safe place for my husband, and there would be no temptation. How could I think that even the army was not safe these days, and there were so many women staring at her man, and if you were not careful, you might be robbed of a man.
Dangerous, dangerous...
When she thought that Yuen Long was about to return to the army, she felt uneasy. The key was that she was still staying in the imperial capital, and she couldn't follow Yuen Long to prove that 'this man has a master'.
This thought made Yu Shanshan very sad. She didn't even have a dream when she went to bed at night. She dreamed of a girl with long hair, a shawl, a slender figure and a beautiful face, wearing a beautiful white fairy dress. Looking at Yuen Long with admiration, step by step cautiously and shyly, he approached Yuen Long in military uniform, shyly asked Yuen Long for the WeChat ID number, but Yuen Long nodded, and the next second he took out his mobile phone and added WeChat to the other party. friend.
Yu Shanshan was so enraged by this scene that she shouted loudly, "Don't add her as a friend!"
This loud roar abruptly woke Dudu and Erbao, who were sleeping soundly.
Erbao raised his head and looked at Yu Shanshan suspiciously. Seeing that she was still lying on the bed with nothing to do, he tilted his head and continued to lie down.
Dudu was so frightened that he sat up from the bed and looked at the mother beside him blankly. The little fat hand touched his mother's face. Seeing that her mother was still sleeping with her eyes closed, she scratched her little head in doubt. , I don't understand where the shouting just now came from, but before he could figure it out, the next second of sleepiness struck again, he fell down, and fell asleep again in an instant.
Just after returning from the morning exercise, Yuen Long, who also heard the shout, quickly came in from the door, and patted Yu Shanshan's face with a worried look, "What's wrong with you, Shanshan? Wake up!"
Yu Shanshan was woken up by Yuen Long, and she couldn't tell the difference between reality and dream for a while. Seeing Yuen Long in front of her eyes, she asked him angrily and angrily: "Who asked you to add WeChat friends to girls! You must be I can't help but see how beautiful they are!"
Yuen Long was stunned by what she said, and he couldn't help laughing and crying: "Who am I friend? You must be dreaming, right?"
Yu Shanshan was stunned, and suddenly realized that something was wrong. She rolled her eyes and found herself on the bed. The place where she was at the moment was their room. She immediately realized that she was dreaming just now, and those were not real.
Yu Shanshan was a little embarrassed for a while, scratched her head, and said with a guilty conscience: "I... I just had a dream, hehe."
Yuen Long has long been familiar with the characteristics of her fondness for some messy dreams, and pinched her nose helplessly, "Tell me, what did you dream about this time? Did you dream that I added WeChat friends with someone else?"
Yu Shanshan didn't dare to look at him with a guilty conscience.
Yuen Lang laughed angrily, pinched her face angrily, and did not intend to let her go, "In your eyes, I am such a frivolous man? Don't you know who I am? So unconfident? When have you seen the contact information of other irrelevant women in my phone?"
When he said this, Yu Shanshan felt even more guilty and felt a little guilty at the same time. She shouldn't have such a dream. She knew exactly who Yuen Long was. He never disbelieved him in his heart. He was not a frivolous man at all, nor would he mess around outside at all. He would not cheat if any man cheated on him.
The reason why she had such a dream was actually due to her own lack of self-confidence. If she had left it before, if she heard that a woman dared to covet her man, she would definitely run to others at the first time and use her looks and charm. Hang and beat the other party, let the other party know what it means to be over-the-top and what it means to be ashamed, but now she has no good looks at all, and any beautiful woman can hang and beat her, so she can't help but think about it.
Yu Shanshan hugged Yuen Long's neck regularly and buried her face in his neck to apologize: "I'm sorry, I won't have such a dream again next time."
Can she still control the dream? Yuen Long shook his head and laughed, hugged her and kissed her on the forehead, and said, "Don't think about it, I'm the only one in my life, and no woman is as beautiful as you in my eyes."
Yu Shanshan nodded and sniffed in his arms. After thinking for a while, she suddenly said, "I think I still need to give you some safety protection."
Yuen Long raised his eyebrows, wondering what she wanted to do.
Yu Shanshan didn't explain, she just jumped up from the bed and went into the bathroom to clean herself up. Then she rushed out and sat in front of the dresser, picked up the makeup and brushed on herself.
Yuen Long was confused by her series of actions, walked behind her and watched her put on makeup, and asked in confusion, "Why did you think of putting on makeup today?" Didn't he usually like to put on makeup
Yu Shanshan tapped her face with the beauty egg carefully, and said while tapping, "You'll know when I'm done, wait for me."
Yuen Long had no choice but to wait for her while reading a book.
Yu Shanshan's makeup took more than half an hour to complete. She rarely wears makeup so carefully, but careful makeup is still very effective. After the makeup is finished, her face looks much better than when she did not wear makeup. In addition, he put his hair down to cover his face very deliberately, and the whole person looked like he had lost 30 pounds. Of course, the premise is not to look at the body.
"I'm fine!" Yu Shanshan stood up and turned around in front of Yuen Long, showing him her makeup.
Yuen Long raised his eyebrows and asked, "Then what are we going to do?"
Yu Shanshan smiled and took out her mobile phone, "I want to take a picture with you."
"Taking pictures?" Yuen Long wondered, "Why do you want to take pictures, don't you like taking pictures?"
"I'll take a photo with you, and then you replace your avatar, screensaver, background, cover, and so on."
Yuen Long frowned slightly, wondering, "But last time I asked you to take a photo for your avatar, you didn't want to die, why are you willing now?"
Yu Shanshan stomped her feet, "Oh, I just suddenly wanted to take a picture as a avatar again, why do you have so many problems!" How could she be embarrassed to say that she didn't take pictures before because she wasn't confident in her image, and wanted to wait until she lost weight before taking pictures , but now so many girls in the army like him, she feels that she has to give others some warm reminders, and she has to let people know that Yuen Long is famous and has a master, so that some people can stop thinking about it.
This is called a declaration of sovereignty.
Yuen Long has never been able to do anything to her. She wanted to take pictures, so she cooperated with her and made various actions to take selfies with her.
Yu Shanshan gave full play to her lifelong photography skills, and took a lot of photos with her mobile phone, some of them kissing, some doing funny actions together, and some smiling at each other...
After the shooting, Yu Shanshan deleted some not so satisfactory photos, and finally there are three very good photos left.
Yuen Long also felt that the photos were well taken, and he was delighted, so he said, "You can send me these three photos, and I will replace all the avatars with these three photos."
Yu Shanshan shook her finger, "No, no, this is only a semi-finished product, how can I use it directly, I have to deal with it." In the photo, her face is so fat and so big, she is no longer as beautiful as she used to be, how can she Showing this face directly to the goblins outside will not deter them.
must be dealt with!
Comrade Yuen Long, who didn't know anything about handling pictures, was confused, "Isn't this shot already, why do we still need to deal with it? How to deal with it?"
Yu Shanshan asked him while opening the photo editing software in her mobile phone: "Don't you know the four major sorcerers in Asia?"
Of course, Yuen Long does not know what the four major sorcerers in Asia are.
Yu Shanshan: "The so-called four major sorcerers in Asia are the sex reassignment technique in Thailand, the cosmetic technique in Japan, the cosmetic technique in Korea, and the -P-picture technique in China."
"And now I'm using our Chinese magic P-map."
Yuen Long: … .
Yu Shanshan used to disdain P pictures. After all, she is naturally beautiful, her facial features are exquisite, and she is very photogenic. Every photo she takes is very good-looking, and she takes it out like a professional model photo. She always thinks that. Hao, so I have always been reluctant to retouch pictures. I always feel that it is done by people who are not confident in their appearance.
Unexpectedly, she will also have a day to save herself by retouching pictures.
Yu Shanshan sighed that she had fallen, but without hesitation, she quickly operated on it with her fingers. After a while, the excess flesh on the photo was completely eliminated, and the basin face also turned into a slap face, with facial features. It regained its former finesse and delicacy.
Yu Shanshan retracted her hand with satisfaction and showed the photo to Yuen Long, "How about it, does it look like me?"
Yuen Long looked at the photo and was stunned.
The face in the photo is exactly the same as Yu Shanshan four years ago, as if time has never passed, she is still the beautiful and proud little princess four years ago. If it wasn't for Yu Shanshan standing beside him four years later, he would be confused.
Is this the P-map? It's amazing too.
Yu Shanshan was very satisfied with Yuen Long's surprise and passed him the three photos, "Okay, now you can change your avatar."
Yuen Long stared at the photo for a long time before putting away the incredulousness in his eyes. He opened the app on his mobile phone and prepared to change his avatar to a group photo of the two of them.
At this moment, Dudu on the bed suddenly woke up, he sat up, chubby rubbed his eyes with his hands, and watched what his parents were looking at seriously, but he didn't even notice when he woke up. Curious in his heart, the little guy climbed down from the bed and walked to the two of them lightly, his eyes also looking at the screen of the mobile phone, and he asked cautiously, "What are you doing?"
Yu Shanshan replied subconsciously, "I'm changing my avatar."
Dudu was stunned, and after a few seconds of stunned, he looked at the photo on the screen and found that the head portrait on the screen had become a photo of his father and mother instead of his photo, and he was immediately unhappy, little boy. The fat legs stomped the floor in protest, "Where did you take my picture? My picture is cute! Don't you want my picture?"
Only then did Yu Shanshan realize that she had just been accidentally exposed. She was going to secretly change her avatar without the knowledge of the little guy. Generally speaking, the little guy wouldn't find out. How could he know that he was so unlucky that he was caught by the little guy in the first step. Captured.
Yu Shanshan glanced at Yuen Long secretly and winked at him for help.
Yuen Long also felt guilty, and it was the first time for him to be caught by the little guy for doing bad things.
Seeing that Mom and Dad didn't speak, Dudu became even more angry, and stomped the floor again, smashing the floor with a thud, with a serious and angry face, and educated righteously: "You are too much, you don't even bring I, you are such bad parents!"
Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes in a guilty conscience. Seeing that the little guy was really going to get angry, she quickly dumped the blame, "It's all my father's fault, so I have to change my avatar. I didn't agree, so I said we have to wait for Dudu. Just wake up and take pictures together, how can we take pictures without our baby."
Dudu nodded in agreement.
The father who was innocently dumped: ...
Yu Shanshan didn't dare to look at Yuen Long's expression at the moment, she laughed and hugged her fat guy, "Okay, okay, mom has already criticized dad, he knows he's wrong, let's forgive him, now let's bring Can you take a picture together and replace Dad's picture with ours?"
The fat guy glanced at the sullen old father, decided to forgive him generously, and then happily ran to the corner and dragged Er Bao, who was sleeping with his eyes closed, over, "And Er Bao, we A family of four took pictures together."
Yu Shanshan and Yuen Long: ... ... nothing to say.
In the end, Yu Shanshan had to add a little fat man and a little golden retriever to the camera, and the photo of a family of four was used as the new head portrait of Yuen Long.