As soon as he heard the singing, Dudu was really distracted, turned his eyes to the tablet, and asked curiously, "How to order a song? Uncle, teach me."
Yan Shao then remembered that he didn't know how to read, so naturally he couldn't order songs, so he smiled and said, "Tell me what song you can sing, and uncle will help you order it."
Dudu heard the words and immediately said loudly: "Uncle, I can sing "Where Are We Going, Dad", and "Little Apple"!"
Yan Shao raised his eyebrows, "That's right, little fat man, he can still sing this, then uncle will put it on the top for you, you can take a microphone."
Dudu immediately jumped off the sofa and ran to the small stage in front of the big screen with his chubby legs. He raised his head and looked at Jiang Er who was singing. After Jiang Er finished singing, he immediately cheered. He gave Jiang Er a slap in the face to express his encouragement, and then said, "Uncle, it will be my turn to sing soon."
Jiang Er heard that, seeing how cute he was, he gave him the microphone in his hand, and by the way pinched his fleshy and tender little face, feeling pretty good.
I don't know where Yan Shao got this kid so cute.
Dudu took the microphone, cleared his throat, and then made two "Hello" to the microphone to audition. Seeing that there was no problem with the microphone, he immediately gave Yan Shao an OK gesture, indicating that Yan Shao could start singing. .
The little fat man's action is like a singer, and the whole little man exudes a strong confidence. Jiang Er couldn't help but ask Yu Shanshan, who has been sitting silently beside him all the time: "Your little guy looks like You have a great posture, do you often sing at home? Singing should be very good, right?"
Yu Shanshan twitched the corners of her mouth, not sure whether to tell the truth or not, but finally she cautiously answered the previous question: "He likes to sing, so he often uses the APP on my phone to sing."
As for how well it sings, you have to hear it with your own ears to know.
While talking, the prelude to the song "Where Are We Going, Dad" has already sounded, and the dudu on the stage immediately swayed with the music, a little fat leg was on the ground little by little, and his right hand was snapping his fingers rhythmically. , Although he has never snapped his fingers, his 'I am a music star' demeanor is so cute that everyone is staring at him alone, looking forward to his performance.
Yu Shanshan took out her mobile phone, quietly recorded the little guy's appearance, and sent it to Yuen Long.
Yuen Long clicked on the video and saw the cute performance of the fat son in the video, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but lift up gently, his heart was soft and warm, and watched the video over and over again in just a few seconds I still felt that I couldn't see enough, so I sent her a message: Take more pictures, why doesn't the little guy sing
Yu Shanshan laughed, thinking that you should wait, pick up the phone and shoot the little guy again.
At this time, the prelude has passed, and the lyrics part has officially started. I saw the little guy brought the microphone to his mouth and began to sing to the words on the big screen:
"There's a cool guy in my house, three heads and six arms invulnerable... …"
As the little guy sang attentively, the originally warm atmosphere gradually condensed... Except for the little guy's singing voice, everyone silently shut their mouths, and a special embarrassment spread in the air.
Yu Shanshan is not at all surprised by other people's reactions, because anyone who hears her little fat man singing for the first time can't help but be indifferent.
The little fat man in her family is a soul singer who sings out of tune and can't even pull ten carriages back.
You remembered the first time she taught the little fat man to sing a nursery rhyme. When the little fat man sang the first sentence, she immediately knelt down. Since then, she has never taught him to sing again. I hope he won't open his mouth to sing easily in the future.
But it backfired, but the little fat man likes singing very much, and he feels good about himself, thinks that he sings very well, and often honey juice confidently wants to sing to others, just like this moment.
As a mother, Yu Shanshan really doesn't know whether to kill his little hobby.
Seeing the little fat man who was still singing with all his heart on the stage, Yu Shanshan sighed and silently sent the video of him singing to the old father who couldn't wait to watch his son sing. As for his reaction when he saw it, She is no longer curious.
At this point, the song was finally coming to an end, and Dudu children ended the last line of singing under the silent attention of all the adults in the audience. Then, he put down the microphone, and his two fat hands clapped desperately, very cheeky. I was the first to applaud myself.
It's a pity that after beating for a long time, he didn't see any movement from other people. He gradually stopped applauding, blinked his eyes suspiciously and looked at the audience below, with a puzzled look on his face, his expression was like saying: It sounds so nice, why don't you applaud?
Yu Shanshan covered her eyes and was about to cry stupidly by her stupid son.
Yan Shao couldn't hold it any longer, "Pff—" he laughed out loud, and slapped his face in a big way while laughing, and said with a smile, "Bang, it's a great song, it's the best of the year. Soul singer."
Being surrounded by him, the other people who had tried so hard to hold back their laughter couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha followed and laughed wildly, applauding desperately while laughing.
Seeing that everyone was so enthusiastic, Dudu felt that everyone liked his singing. He twisted his body shyly, his face turned red, raised the microphone and said to the audience below: "Thank you, thank you for your liking." As he spoke, he bowed to the audience.
The people below laughed even more.
Yu Shanshan covered her face.
stupid son
Since everyone liked his singing so much, Dudu became more confident, and immediately began to sing "Little Apple". This time he not only sang, but also sang and danced with the people in the MV. Typhoon is simply too cool, if you ignore the ugly singing that is not a word in tune.
Jiang Er was already laughing on the sofa, "Hahaha, my mother, this is the first time I've seen someone who can sing so badly, what a talent..."
Yan Shao couldn't help but said to Shanshan, "This little fat guy from your family was probably kissed on the throat by King Yama when he was born, so don't bring him out to sing in the future."
Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes at him, although she agreed with his opinion in her heart, but on the surface she still tried her best to honor her fat son, "He's just too young, of course he can't sing well if he doesn't know the words, etc. When he is older and can read words, he will sing well."
Yu Shanshan felt guilty when she said this.
Others just smiled and said nothing.
Because the little guy sang too much, other people didn't feel embarrassed to grab his microphone, so the little guy sang the whole time. After singing one song after another, he didn't feel tired at all. Spirit.
On the other hand, the audience below became more and more unlovable.
Yu Shanshan tried her best to hold back her disgust for the fat son, and listened to him sing ten songs in a row. When her ears finally couldn't bear it, she couldn't help but shouted and stopped, "Fat, it's getting late, mom and two. Bao is tired, let's go home."
Yu Shanshan clearly felt that after she said this, the people around her breathed a sigh of relief.
Dudu's singing addiction has not yet passed, and he really wanted to sing for a while, but his mother and Erbao were sleepy, so he could only put the microphone on regretfully and ran off the stage, "Then let's go back to sleep."
Yu Shanshan immediately picked up her bag: "Okay, let's go back quickly." She really didn't want to stay any longer.
Yan Shao picked up his car keys, "I'll take you home."
Seeing this, Jiang Er also hurriedly said: "I didn't drive today, Yan Shao, you also take me, I'll follow you, you can take them back first and then take me."
Yan Shao glanced at him and did not refuse.
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Because he sang too hard just now, as soon as he got in the car, he started to doze off like a chicken pecking at rice. When the car drove to the old house of the Yuan family, the little guy was already sleeping and snoring. I'm afraid he might sell him. He doesn't know anymore.
Yu Shanshan picked him up carefully, called Shang Erbao to get out of the car together, and reluctantly thanked Yan Shao: "Thank you tonight."
Yan Shao quickly waved his hand, stepped on the accelerator and sped out.
There was no one in the car now, and Jiang Er, who had been holding back for a long time, finally asked the question that he had held back all night: "I have held back all night, who are the children and women? Why did you bring them with you? Are they out to play?"
Yan Shao ignored him and refused to answer the question.
Jiang Erqi reluctantly asked: "You don't fall in love with that woman, right? My God, when did you become attracted to this type of woman? It's too... plump, right? ….”
"Shut up!" Yan Shao glared at him, "What nonsense, don't you see that they have children? I like a fart!"
Jiang Er scratched his head, "Don't fool me, you don't like what you do to bring your mother and son out to play, don't tell me that it is your client, this reason is not valid, why haven't I seen you take a client out to play before. "
Yan Shao was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "Her name is Yu Shanshan."
"What happened to Yu Shanshan?" Jiang Er still didn't understand, "I asked what your relationship with her is. Why did you tell me her name? The name doesn't matter, okay?"
Yan Shao rolled his eyes in anger at him, "You're stupid, haven't you remembered who she is? Yu! Shan! Shan!"
Jiang Er blinked, trying to search for things related to the name "Yu Shanshan" in his memory. Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in his mind. There was also a girl named Yu Shanshan in his memory. That girl looked like a girl wherever she went. It is a luminous body that emits infinite light and can easily attract the attention of men.
But, does that Yu Shanshan have anything to do with the current Yu Shanshan
Jiang Er had a bad premonition and said tremblingly, "I just knew Yu Shanshan, the one who was in the same high school as us, and the one who became the little ballet princess of the Imperial Ballet, but she was already there. The imperial capital has disappeared for many years. Don't tell me that this Yu Shanshan has something to do with the Yu Shanshan I know."
Yan Shao gave him a ruthless blow, "This Yu Shanshan is really the Yu Shanshan you know."
Jiang Er opened his mouth, the whole person was disillusioned, and his mind was full: impossible, impossible, impossible...
Yan Shao looked at him like this, and felt a strange sense of balance in his heart. When he saw Yu Shanshan like this now, the shadow area in his heart was no less than that of Jiang Er at the moment.
"Can't you believe that the former Yu Shanshan will become like this? But you can't help it if you don't believe it. It is indeed the case. The little ballerina princess has become the fat man she is now."
Jiang Er patted his chest and said in shock, "My mother, I'm really frightened, what has she experienced..."
Yan Shao shrugged, "I don't know what she went through, maybe she went to eat pig feed."
Jiang Er remembered Yan Shao's identity as a weight-loss coach, and said in surprise, "Then Yu Shanshan is now under your command to lose weight?"
Yan Shao's mouth twitched, and his tone suddenly became gloomy, "Yeah, she's under my command now..."
Jiang Er shuddered, and suddenly remembered the 'great hatred' between Yan Shao and Yu Shanshan, and couldn't help but take a deep breath, "My mother, can Yu Shanshan still get out of your hands alive? "
Yan Shao hummed.
Jiang Er asked again, "Did Yu Shanshan recognize you?"
Yan Shao was not happy to hear this question. That stupid woman didn't recognize him until now, and he was really mad at him.
Jiang Er understood, and couldn't help covering his face and smiled, "I'm going to start sympathizing with Yu Shanshan now, how do you say that, when you come out, you have to pay it back, and if she falls into your hands, it's finished. , The scary thing is that she doesn't even know that she has fallen into the hands of her own enemy, which is too pitiful..."
Speaking of which, Jiang Er couldn't help but recall the "hatred" between the two people back then.
At that time, Yan Shao was not called Yan Shao, he was called Yan Shaoan. At that time, he was not as handsome and compelling as he is now, but a 200-pound fat man.
At that time, Yan Shao hated hearing words about being fat from other people's mouths the most. If someone said he was fat, it would be a disaster, so his family members, including their friends, would not call him fat in front of him, nor would he ever say that he was fat. No one said anything like asking him to lose weight. Of course, in school, people who knew his identity wouldn't mock him face to face so ignorantly.
However, not everyone gave him face like that, but there was such a person who was very "upright" and gave him a blow in front of Young Master Yan, causing Young Master Yan to lose face and self-esteem.
This warrior is Yu Shanshan.
At that time, they were in the same high school as Yan Shanshan, but they were not in the same class. One of Yu Shanshan's good friends complained about Yan Shao's body shape behind his back for some unknown reason, and it happened to be passed on to Yan Shao's ears by others. As a result, disaster came, and this person was naturally caught by Yan Shao. She gave her a hard lesson and couldn't come to school for a few days.
Yu Shanshan was very angry when she found out about this, and naturally she refused to see her good friend being bullied by Yan Shao like this, and immediately decided to bully him back.
Yu Shanshan was ruthless enough, so she went directly to the school's broadcasting room, and in front of the whole school's teachers and students, she attacked Yan Shao through the loudspeaker from inside to outside, from top to bottom. The main attack direction was Yan Shao. Shao's weight and size, the more Yan Shao hated listening to what she said, the more she said it. Every word was like a knife stabbed into a person's lung tube.
Jiang Er still remembers Yan Shao's terrifying look after listening to Yu Shanshan's words on the radio at that time. He was afraid that Yan Shao would slaughter Yu Shanshan in a fit of rage. In the end, Yan Shao did not kill Yu Shanshan, but he gave her a lot of hardships. Yu Shanshan was punished by the principal for cleaning the girls' toilet in the school for one month in a row, which became an indelible black mark in her glorious history. history.
This battle can be described as a lose-lose situation. Since then, Yan Shao and Yu Shanshan have become enemies, attacking and hurting each other every day. The hatred and hatred are so deep that the two of them appear at the same time. The flames of war are raging.
This situation continued until they graduated from high school. Yan Shao was arranged by his family to study abroad, while Yu Shanshan entered the Imperial City Dance Academy. They couldn't hurt each other if they wanted to hurt each other.
Yan Shao has been gone for four years. After four years, he graduated from abroad. He has changed a lot. He has changed from a 200-pound fat man to a handsome and large man. People who don't know him can't recognize him It was Yan Shaoan, the big fat man at the time.
The day after Yan Shao returned to the Imperial Capital, he decided to go to the Imperial Capital Dance Academy to find Yu Shanshan. The purpose was to speak out for himself and let Yu Shanshan look at her current self and see how she could attack her.
But at that time Yu Shanshan had already disappeared from the imperial capital, and no one knew where she went, so Yan Shao naturally didn't find her.
Until this moment, Yu Shanshan actually appeared again, but her image changed drastically, from a school-level beauty to a hell-level fat man.
Jiang Er suddenly wanted to laugh, "You two are so funny, you used to be fat, she tried to ridicule you; now you are thin, she has become a big fat man, it's your turn to torture her, you two are really Happy friends."
Yan Shao's brows furrowed fiercely, "Whoever is friends with her, I will be angry when I see her."
Jiang Er couldn't stop laughing, "This is great, she has fallen into your hands, you can take revenge to your heart's content, and let her experience how you felt when you were personally attacked by her. I can imagine her The current tragic experience must be so miserable under your command that you doubt life, hahaha... I will go and see it with my own eyes someday, it's so funny..."
Yan Shao snorted coldly, ignoring him.
The author has something to say: The last chapter was changed, and the relationship between Yu Shanshan and Jiang Er was changed to a high school, and the last chapter was wrong