Dudu’s Diary

Chapter 48: Luxurious kennel

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When the car was about to reach the place where Jiang Er lived, Jiang Er suddenly realized that he had overlooked an important problem.

"Hey Yan Shao, I suddenly remembered a question. Yu Shanshan has children, who is she married to? I have never heard of anyone in the imperial capital who married Yu Shanshan."

Yan Shao rolled his eyes, "You just remembered to ask this question, idiot."

"Isn't I immersed in the huge disillusionment that Shanshan gave me and didn't come back to my senses? Tell me now, who is Yu Shanshan's husband? I really want to know which warrior married the little ballerina. Oh no, I can't be called the Little Ballerina anymore."

Yan Shao laughed, "Want to know? If you want to know, just ask her yourself."

Jiang Er could not wait to beat him to death, "You are... . . Forget it, if you ask her, just ask her, I just have to find her. I didn't recognize her tonight, and my old friends didn't even know each other. I admit, I didn't have time to ask for contact information, I'll find her in person tomorrow."

"Ah Qiu!" Yu Shanshan, who had just taken a shower, sneezed several times in succession. She couldn't help but wonder why she was sneezing all the time tonight. Could it be a cold

After taking a shower, Dudu, who was wearing a pair of small underwear, stretched out his little hand and touched his mother's forehead, and then said, "Mom, did someone scold you?"

Yu Shanshan: ...... Why do you think people scold me for touching my forehead

He slapped him on his little butt, "Can you say something nice, you little rascal? Someone must have missed me. How could someone scold you for being a cute, beautiful, generous, gentle, intellectual, and smart mother?"

Dudu covered his mouth and giggled, laughing so much that the fat in his belly was shaking, and his chubby legs were kicking happily in the air.

Yu Shanshan was angry, pinched the flesh on his small fat belly, and threatened: "What are you laughing at? Could it be that you think there is something wrong with what mother said?"

Dudu, who had a strong desire to survive, hurriedly covered his stomach, and said very wisely: "Mom, I think you are right, someone must miss you."

Yu Shanshan was very satisfied with the answer, and was about to let the little fat man go when the phone rang, and at first glance, it was a video call from Yuen Long.

She immediately pointed at the phone and said, "Look, your father missed me, that's why I sneezed."

Dudu immediately put his fat face in front of his phone to compete with his mother, "Dad misses me!"

Yu Shanshan snorted at him and turned on the switch.

Dudu immediately put his entire face in front of the phone to occupy his dad's full realization, "Dad, Daddy!"

When Yuen Long saw his fat son, he thought of the singing video he saw tonight. He couldn't help laughing when he thought of the way the little guy sang. Dudu saw his father laughing, and followed him.

Seeing the father and son, like the two fools, look at each other and smirk affectionately, Yu Shanshan couldn't take it anymore, and pulled the little round face of the little fat man to the side, "Is there still me in your eyes?"

Dudu was dissatisfied, "Mom, I haven't told Dad what I did today."

Yu Shanshan simply gave him the phone, "Take it and tell your dad to go."

Dudu happily took over the phone and excitedly said to Yuen Long: "Dad, I sang a lot of songs tonight, I sang so well, my uncles and aunts all praised me, saying that I am... . I'm... oh, my musical genius!"

Yuen Long: ….. is indeed a musical genius.

Seeing that Dad didn't speak, Dudu was afraid that he would not believe it, and immediately said: "Dad, let me sing it to you. I sing "Where Are We Going, Dad" is the best."

Before Yuen Long could find an excuse to stop him, the little guy sang with enthusiasm, "There is a cool guy in my family... "

Even though I have fully understood the singing level of the fat son from the video posted by Yu Shanshan tonight, Yuen Long couldn't help but sigh at this moment, feeling that his temples were jumping.

In the end, Yu Shanshan couldn't listen to it anymore. She had been tortured by the little guy's singing all night, and now she really didn't want to hear this demonic singing voice anymore, so she ran back and forcibly took the phone from the little guy's hand, Pointing to the package that arrived today and hasn't had time to unpack, he said, "Look, little fat man, the luxurious queen bed we bought for Erbao has arrived, go and unpack it for Erbao, so that Erbao will be ready tonight. You can sleep in a luxurious king-size bed.”

When Dudu heard it, he immediately glanced at the big package in the corner, his eyes lit up, he immediately forgot to sing for a second, and his attention was instantly diverted.

When it comes to Erbao's luxurious queen bed, Dudu didn't dare to delay, and immediately waved to Yuen Long opposite, "Dad, I'm going to make Erbao's luxury king bed, and I'll make a video with you when I'm done."

"Okay, then you can go." Yuen Long said impatiently.

When the little guy finally left, Yuen Long breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at Yu Shanshan, the first sentence he said was: "Actually, I don't sing out of tune, don't blame me."

"Pfft—" Yu Shanshan was amused by him, smiling and looking at the little fat man who was struggling to unpack the package, "...I'm not out of tune when I sing, what's wrong with him?"

Yuen Long was silent for a moment, then guessed, "It's probably a genetic mutation."

Yu Shanshan nodded in agreement, "It's very possible. Let's try to let him sing as little as possible in the future. When he's older, he should have self-knowledge."

Yuen Long smiled and said "um".

Little Dudu, who has no idea that he is being disliked by his parents, is devoting himself to unpacking the package. Now, reveal the material inside. But he was a little dumbfounded. He thought it would be Erbao's big bed, but what he could see were piles of wood.

How can this be done.

The little guy couldn't help but ask his mother on the bed for help: "Mom, don't kiss me and dad anymore, come and see Erbao's bed!"

Yu Shanshan took the time to glance at the pile of wood, and was taken aback. This pile of wood is too complicated. It will take a lot of time to install it. I don't dare to kiss me with Yuen Long anymore. I'm done, hung up the phone and walked over to a pile of parts to figure out how to assemble the bed.

The mother and son assembled according to the steps on the drawing, but it was either that this thing could not be found or that something went wrong there. When they were indecisive, the two still had differences, and they held their own opinions and did not want to back down, which led to disassembly and assembly. The final result is that after an hour of installation, the installation failed, and it was even more chaotic.

Dudu was so tired that he sat on the ground with his legs spread out, and gradually he became speechless, and his little head fell asleep little by little.

Yu Shanshan was no longer tired, so she simply waved her hand, "Fat, let's go to bed first, and tomorrow we will take it to my aunt to find someone to help."

The little guy agreed with this decision very much. After being carried into bed by Shanshan Yu, he fell asleep in a second.

——

The next day, the mother and son moved the large pile of parts to Huanyu. They originally planned to move to the bottom at noon to find someone to help with the assembly, but accidentally saw Jiang Er in the fitness room.

As soon as Jiang Er saw Yu Shanshan, he rushed up and hugged her with open arms, "Yu Shanshan! It's you!"

Yu Shanshan was caught off guard by him and was stunned. She didn't react for a while, but Dudu responded quickly, holding Jiang Er's thigh in front of her face, trying to pull the person back, "Uncle, don't hug me. Mom, my mom is a married man!"

Yan Shao stepped up and pulled Jiang Er apart, pinching the little guy's face at the same time, "Little Fatty, she's a married woman!"

Dudu "oh oh" twice, and said again: "Uncle and my mother are married!"

Jiang Er bent over to pick up the little guy and kissed him, "You still know the word married woman? Do you understand what it means?"

Dudu nodded immediately, "I definitely understand. A married woman means that my mother is my father's wife, and you can't kiss me with other uncles."

Yu Shanshan: ... Who taught this

Dudu consciously explained it well, and then said with a serious face: "Uncle, you can't covet my mother, do you know?"

Jiang Er was so amused by him that he smiled and assured him: "I know, my uncle will never covet your mother." Uncle likes skinny beauties.

Yu Shanshan covered her face, she had never taught the little fat man these things, it must have been taught by Yuen Long, and I don't know when he taught the little guy to talk about these messes.

Jiang Er smiled and looked at Yu Shanshan, "You are not funny, Yu Shanshan, you pretended not to know me last night."

Yu Shanshan knew that he had recognized her, so she stopped pretending, "You didn't recognize me either."

Jiang Er pointed to her figure, "How do you want me to recognize it? It's too embarrassing for me. If it weren't for Yan Shao..."

Speaking of which, he suddenly remembered that he couldn't say that Yan Shao was the former Yan Shaoan, otherwise things would not be fun, so he immediately changed his mind: "What have you been doing all these years?"

Yu Shanshan pointed to the little fat man in his arms, "I'm going to give birth to my little fat man."

Jiang Er immediately asked gossip: "Then who is the father of your little fat man? Why didn't I hear that you are married?"

Yu Shanshan pointed at Yan Shao, "Didn't he tell you who my husband is?"

"He didn't tell me, let me ask you myself, so I came over early this morning."

Yu Shanshan said: "If you have a fate, you can meet him, and when you see him, you will know who he is."

"You two are really, forget it, I won't ask you, I'll ask the little fat man." Jiang Er turned his head and asked Dudu in his arms, "Baby, tell your uncle, who is your father?"

Dudu bit his little finger, rolled his eyes, and said, "Uncle, I can only tell smart people about this question."

Jiang Er got stuck and said cheekily: "Uncle, I am a smart person. Uncle's IQ is very high. When I was in kindergarten, teachers said that I was a genius."

Dudu blinked, "Uncle, you have to prove to me that you are smart."

Jiang Er said "hey", but he didn't expect a little kid to play tricks with him, but he still followed his words: "How do you prove it?"

When Dudu saw there was a show, he immediately got down from Jiang Er's arms, dragged in a lot of parts from the door, then raised his face and said in a milky voice: "Uncle, if you can take this If you do it well, I think you are very smart."

Jiang Er took it, and gave Dudu a thumbs up, "You child, there is hope for the future of the motherland." Don't you just want him to help assemble something, and give him some routines, now children are all successful Are you fine

Dudu didn't understand what he was saying, and only said hurriedly: "Then uncle, hurry up, hurry up and I'll tell you who my father is."

Jiang Er moved the pile of spare parts to the rest area of the fitness room, dumbfounded, and began to work hard for the little guy.

Yu Shanshan couldn't help giving her little fat man a thumbs up in her heart. It was really good. She helped her solve a big problem so quickly, saving her from having to go to someone for help.

Jiang Er's hands-on ability can almost hang Yu Shanshan's mother and son. The assembly project that was very difficult for the mother and son was completed in less than 20 minutes in Jiang's second hand. Layer luxury large kennel.

Dudu's eyes straightened, and with a "wow" sound, he circled the kennel several times, and excitedly said to Erbao, who was lying silently beside him: "Erbao, come here quickly, your bed is ready, It's so big and beautiful, lie down in it." The little guy patted the bed and waved to Erbao again.

Erbao understood, he walked over obediently, and lay down on the floor below.

Dudu was very satisfied and touched Er Bao's head, "Er Bao, I want to sleep with you!"

Saying that, he climbed the escalator to the second floor with his vigorous skills, then threw off his shoes, lay down barefoot, put his hands behind his head, put his right leg on his left, and swayed leisurely. stand up.

Jiang Er was made to laugh by his actions. Isn't this a dog bed, but a double bed where the eldest and the second slept together

"Little guy, do you think Uncle is smart?"

Dudu immediately gave Jiang Er a thumbs up, "Uncle, you are so smart."

"Then you should tell me who your father is now, right?"

Dudu is a trustworthy child, so he doesn't go around in circles anymore, he simply said, "My father's name is Yuen Long."

"Yuan Long?" Jiang Er searched in his mind, and was horrified to find that there was only one person with this name that he knew, and that was the Yuen Long of the Yuan family, but, no...

"Little guy, is your father a soldier?"

Dudu nodded, "Yes, my father is a glorious uncle of the People's Liberation Army, and he wants to save the world."

Jiang Er swallowed his saliva and looked suspiciously at Yu Shanshan who was training not far away. He couldn't believe it. Yu Shanshan actually won Yuen Long? Yuen Long, that was someone else's child that his grandfather had been talking about for decades, but he was actually subdued by Yu Shanshan who looked like this

But no matter how you look at these two people, they are not from the same world. A little princess who loves mischief and deception that our party will never accept, and a soldier brother who follows the party with integrity and justice. How did Yu Shanshan treat such an outstanding person? The successor of the communist income in the naan ah

Jiang Er instantly felt that he could not understand the world.

At this time, Dudu suddenly shouted, and Yi Gulu got up from the bed, took his small backpack, took out a lollipop from it and handed it to Jiang Er, "Uncle, I have this, I'll treat you to eat it, thank you. You give Erbao a big bed."

Jiang Er touched his stomach, and then he felt his hunger. He hadn't had breakfast in the morning until now.

Looking at the table below, it was nine o'clock, and it was time to have breakfast, so Jiang Er picked Dudu up from the dog bed and said, "But uncle has a big appetite, and an uncle lollipop can't get enough. "

Dudu twitched his fingers in embarrassment, "But I only have one lollipop. Mom doesn't allow me to bring snacks."

Jiang Er turned him upside down, "Then why don't you invite your uncle to the cafe downstairs to have a meal and thank your uncle?"

Dudu is hesitant now, and the inner world is at war. Do you want to spend the money in the pig to invite your uncle to dinner? What if my uncle can eat very well and spend a lot of money

Jiang Er admired the tangled appearance of the little guy for a while, and then he laughed and said, "Okay, you treat me, will you give me money from uncle?"

Dudu's eyes lit up, he immediately hugged his neck affectionately, and gave him a kiss, "Uncle, I like you."

Jiang Er tickled the flesh on his chin, "You little fat man, you are actually a petty money fan."

——

Yu Ziqi came out of the fitness room, and as soon as she looked up, she saw a familiar figure in the corridor, it seemed to be the second young master of the Jiang family, and the child in his arms seemed to be the child born by Yu Shanshan.

How could Jiang Ershao hold Yu Shanshan's child? Where are they going

Yu Ziqi's heart moved, and she immediately followed silently. She had not had any chance to get close to Yu Shanshan and the child for so many days.

Yu Ziqi didn't dare to take the same elevator with them, but went down from another elevator. When she reached the first floor, she saw Jiang Er walking out of the building with Dudu and entering a tea restaurant. She hurriedly followed behind. go in.