"Shanshan, I will investigate this matter and give you an explanation."
Yu Shanshan wasn't happy about it, she pushed him, jumped off him, and said with a face, "You want to explain more than this to me? Why don't you explain it to me? Fu Mingyue transferred you here, but you didn't mention a word to me? You have a guilty conscience, don't you? You don't want me to disturb you, do you?"
"Yu Shanshan!" Yuen Lang felt distressed by those words, and tugged at his short hair angrily, "You know what I have in mind for you, so I have to say that to make me happy?!"
Yu Shanshan's eyes immediately turned red, and she burst into tears, "You murdered me! Not only did you hide it from me, but you are murdering me now, Yuen Long, you are a big villain, a big bastard, and a big nuisance!"
Yuen Long was helpless because of her crying. He couldn't get angry no matter how much he got angry. He stepped forward and hugged her softly, "I didn't kill you."
Yu Shanshan hummed, "You have it, you have it!"
She has always had no choice but to bow her head and admit her mistake, "Okay, I'm hurting you, it's my fault, it's my fault."
Yu Shanshan sniffed and continued to look at him accusingly, as if you don't have a good time if you don't explain it clearly.
Yuen Long couldn't do anything about her, so he gently wiped her tears with his hands, "I won't tell you because I know you don't like her all the time, I'm afraid I say you're not happy, and I don't want to be hurt by any outsiders anymore. Let us have conflicts with each other. What's more, she and I only work in the same place, and we don't usually have any intersection. In my opinion, she is no different from any other team doctor. What should I do with an unimportant person Did I tell you specifically? Does it seem like she is very important?"
Yu Shanshan choked a little bit, and felt that what he said was so reasonable. Why should an unimportant person report to her? Doesn't that make you feel guilty.
Thinking this way, her anger gradually subsided, but it was only a little bit, "Then you are also at fault, Dudu and I are at home thinking about you every day, and I haven't seen you for more than a month, I'm almost there. I've become a hopeful man, but you're better. I can't see you every day with a woman who thinks about you. The key is that I'm still kept in the dark, and I was beaten by your sister. Tell me, Should I be angry?"
"It should be! It's my fault." Yuen Long pressed his forehead against hers, "I'm not good, I shouldn't tell you, I won't in the future, I will definitely report this to you in the future, okay? "
Yu Shanshan was about to make trouble with him for a while, when there was a knock on the kitchen door, Dudu face was pressed against the sliding door, a little fat face was squeezed into a meat pie, "Mom and Dad, don't just worry about it. Kiss me and me, your sweethearts are starving to death~"
Also dear, this little fat man is so nauseous. Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes, she had to put away the tension in her heart temporarily, walked over and opened the door to let the fat man in, "Why are you everywhere?"
Dudu ignored her, ran over to hug Dad's leg, and crawled up the leg, Yuen Long had to pick him up, "What's the matter? Are you hungry?"
Dudu touched his round belly, "Dad, look at my belly, it's already hungry and flat."
"I'm really hungry, so let's eat now. Dad made you a fried sauce noodle." Yuen Long said while rubbing his stomach, while the other hand brought the prepared fried sauce noodles to the table. Then put the little guy on the chair and gave him a pair of chopsticks, "Can I eat it myself?"
Dudu patted his little chest, "Of course! Dad, look at me."
Saying that, the little guy used chopsticks to roll up a handful of noodles, roll and roll, roll the noodles into a big ball, "Look at me eating chicken legs~"
So childish! Yu Shanshan didn't bother to care about this childish fat man, pouted and ran to the sofa, took out a big bag from her bag, inside the bag were three clean cucumbers brought from home.
Thinking of the yellow cucumbers as sauce-colored drumsticks, Yu Shanshan took a bitter bite, feeling that she really had foresight, he really didn't have cucumbers here, and if he didn't bring them, he would only be hungry.
Yuen Long came over and sat next to her, coaxing in a low voice, "You really don't eat fried noodles? I make a lot of them, so it's okay to eat a bowl every now and then."
Yu Shanshan swallowed her saliva, and she fought for a hundred rounds in her heart. In the end, she shook her head firmly and turned away from him, "I won't eat it. Fried sauce noodles are not as good as my cucumbers."
Dudu, who secretly nibbled a cucumber from his mother on the road, immediately raised his hand and said, "Mom, you are wrong, cucumbers are not as good as fried noodles."
Yu Shanshan glanced at his face full of sauce, and snorted, "Eat your noodles, I like to eat cucumbers. Eating cucumbers makes you beautiful, and eating noodles makes you fat."
Dudu blinked, looked down at the flesh on his body, felt that what his mother said might make sense, so he hesitated, stretched out a finger and said to his mother: "Mom, then give me another cucumber. , I eat a cucumber after the noodles, so it's beautiful."
Yu Shanshan slapped him, "You have eaten all the noodles, you are destined to be fat, and eating cucumbers can't save you."
Dudu was immediately angry, and he punched his own flesh at his mother, "Mom, you hate it! I'm not fat!"
Yu Shanshan ignored him, and after eating the cucumbers, she took a change of clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower. After taking a bath, she climbed onto the bed and lay dead, and completely handed over her little fat man to his father.
She is so tired today.
After Yuen Long waited for Dudu to finish eating, he took him to the bathroom to take a shower. Since the heating in the room was very warm, the little guy didn't want to put on clothes after washing, so Yuen Long put a pair of panties on him to make him so Climbed into bed 'sexy'.
As soon as Dudu went to bed, he crawled to his mother's side regardless of his previous suspicions, licking his face and said, "Mom, you can call my grandfather. I want to tell my grandfather that I have seen my father."
Yu Shanshan looked at the current time, it was half past ten, so she rejected him decisively, "It's too late, grandpa goes to bed every day after nine o'clock, and I'll tell grandpa tomorrow."
Dudu digs his feet in disappointment and said, "Then you can call Erbao and let Erbao answer the phone. I miss Erbao, and Erbao must miss me too."
Yu Shanshan felt that this little fat man was too stupid, and rolled her eyes at him, "Where does Erbao have a phone?"
Dudu immediately grinned and smiled proudly, "Yes, I left my little genius phone watch to Erbao when I left, I told Erbao to let him remember to answer the phone, and I'll call him when I arrive. of."
Yu Shanshan: ... ... Er Bao is a dog, where can he answer the phone? What the hell did this little fat man take Erbao
"Er Bao is also asleep now, don't disturb him, otherwise he won't be able to sleep well. Er Bao won't grow taller. Let's see Er Bao together when you have a video with your great grandfather tomorrow." Yu Shanshan had no choice but to prevaricate him. .
Dudu became more and more disappointed, but in order to prevent Erbao from growing too tall, he reluctantly gave up the urge to call immediately, sighed, and asked for the next best thing: "Well then, mother, can you give your cell phone to me? Shall I watch Peppa Pig for a while?"
Yu Shanshan squinted at him, wondering if the fat man deliberately asked her to call first, and then made a smaller request after being rejected, so that she would be embarrassed to refuse again.
The Dudu kid blinked his big eyes with a pure and harmless expression, as if he had no routines at all.
Yu Shanshan decided not to explore this issue, and threw the phone to him, "Okay, you are only allowed to watch one episode."
Dudu immediately rushed up and gave her a kiss, "Mom, I love you, I'll show you with me."
Yu Shanshan wiped the saliva from her face and followed him reluctantly.
Yuen Long came out of the bath and saw the mother and son leaning on their heads to look at Peppa Pig together, smiled, took out the medicine box from the cabinet, walked to the end of the bed, lifted Yu Shanshan's feet, and saw where her heels were. frayed.
She used to be like this, she knew she had to walk a long way and she had to wear high heels, and in the end she would act like a spoiled child with her feet when her feet hurt. She is still like this now.
She applied medicine to the worn area with potion, and then put it on with a Band-Aid. Yuen Long pinched her feet and pressed them on the acupoints.
Now Yu Shanshan can't watch the cartoon anymore, she pouted at him, "What are you doing~"
"Squeeze it for you, does your foot hurt?"
Yu Shanshan stopped talking. For the sake of beauty, the high-heeled boots she wore today had been running around for a long time, and her feet had been sore to death. Now it is very comfortable to be pinched by him, which made her very reluctant to pull out her feet. He couldn't help but stare at him.
Yuen Long pressed her hand for half an hour before closing, then raised his head and pointed to the position next to her.
Yu Shanshan turned her head and saw that Dudu had fallen asleep at some point, and the cartoons were still on.
She carefully took the phone out of the little guy's hand, turned off the cartoon, and shook off the quilt to cover him. She was about to turn her head to tell Yuen Long to go to sleep, but when she turned her head, she saw him close at hand. s face.
Yu Shanshan was startled, she stretched out her hand to push him, "Why are you so close to me?"
Yuen Long looked at her deeply, "Are you still mad at me?"
Yu Shanshan picked up her anger again, "Sheng! Don't think I won't get angry so easily!"
Yuen Long: "Then you can punish me. You sit on my back and I do push-ups, okay?"
This is a unique punishment method for the two of them. As long as she is not happy, she will punish him to do push-ups constantly, and she will sit on his back with snacks and eat slowly. When the snacks are finished, she will Not angry anymore.
Yu Shanshan also remembered this punishment game, and her heart was very eager to move, but thinking that she used to weigh more than 80 kilograms, but now she has the courage to sit on his back. She was afraid that he would be crushed to death.
Let's wait for her to lose weight completely before continuing to pick up this punishment game.
Seeing that he was unwilling, Yuen Long did not insist, "Then I will do it myself and double the quantity."
After he finished speaking, he placed his hands on either side of her head in Shanshan's surprised eyes, placing them straight on top of her, and started doing push-ups on his own.
He looked at her deeply, bent his arms and leaned over, kissed her on the lips at the same time, and said at the moment of leaving, "Baby I was wrong."
Yu Shanshan was dumbfounded by his flirtatious manipulation, and gradually turned from dumbfounded to red-faced. She felt that it was too shameful. She was too old and couldn't stand him being teased like this.
But as soon as she covered her mouth with her arm, he would take her arm away and kiss her while doing it. The irrefutable kind.
Yu Shanshan glared at him, "What will Dudu think if he wakes up and sees you like this! Do you still want to be a father?"
Yuen Long continued to do push-ups without changing his face, and replied, "It's alright, he'll have to go through things in the future, so I'll teach him how to coax his wife in advance."
Yu Shanshan: … .
Neither of them thought at this time that Dudu would actually use this trick to make his girlfriend blush. His girlfriend asked him who learned this trick from, and he smiled coolly and replied: "I dad."
Of course, this is another story.
Immediately, Yu Shanshan slapped him with a red face, "Yuen Long, you are shameless."
Yuen Long replied calmly, "Yes."
Shanshan: … .
In the end, she simply gave up the struggle and let him kiss.
It's just that when I kiss Yu Shanshan, I realize that something is not right. Why is there something hard poking at me while I'm doing it, again and again
... Yuen Long, you rascal!
The stinky hooligan Yuen Long continued to do push-ups, the speed was not slow at all, but his eyes gradually deepened, looking at Yu Shanshan's eyes as if he was going to swallow her in his stomach, Yu Shanshan hurriedly shouted: "Enough is enough, don't do it! I forgive you."
Yuen Long hooked his lips into a smile, and really stopped, but still put his hands on her sides, his eyes were fixed on her, and the bottom was still pressing her tightly.
Yu Shanshan swallowed nervously and asked tremblingly, "What, what do you want to do?"
Yuen Long: "You."
Yu Shanshan: ... You really can't be subtle.
"Comrade Yuen Long, please remember that you are the Chinese People's Liberation Army. As an excellent and upright soldier, please remember that it is wrong to murder comrades women."
Yuen Long ignored her nonsense at all, and rubbed it on her legs with the bottom, and his voice became hoarse, "You said you'll be fine when you're thin, but now you're all thin, right?"
Yu Shanshan widened her eyes and waved her hands, "No, no, I haven't completely lost weight yet, I still have a lot of flesh on my stomach, it's ugly, you wait for me, I'll lose more weight. Thirty pounds is enough."
Yuen Long did not speak, the corners of his mouth tightened.
Yu Shanshan smiled embarrassingly, thinking that if he didn't coax him well tonight, there might be a tragedy in the world, so they discussed and said, "Then... can I just lose 20 pounds?"
Yuen Long remained silent and seemed very unhappy.
Yu Shanshan had no choice, she was cruel, she gritted her teeth and said, "Fifteen catties! It's enough to lose fifteen catties, it really can't be any less."
Yuen Long knew that there was no room for bargaining, so he closed his eyes, took a deep breath and rolled over from her, closing his eyes and gasping for breath.
Yu Shanshan glanced carefully under him, was startled by that, and couldn't help feeling a little guilty, she seemed to be suffocating him to death.
I heard that it is not good for men to hold back too much, it will affect the function of that or something.
She is only twenty-five years old, and she is still counting on him in the future, but she can't hold him back, or she will cry to death.
Or... help him
Yu Shanshan did a psychological construction for herself in her heart, and then she stretched out her small hand tremblingly towards him.
Yuen Long snorted, opened his red eyes and looked at her, his voice was hoarse, "Baby... hurry up."
Yu Shanshan's old face was also a little red, "Oh, don't make a sound, or I won't help you."
Yuen Long's eyes twitched into a smile, and he happily "um".
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Half an hour later, Yu Shanshan collapsed and raised her hand, which was almost exhausted, and wanted to cry without tears. Oh my god, a man who is abstinent is so scary. On the day he really lifts the ban, will she still have a way to live
woohoo woo... . . .