Dudu’s Diary

Chapter 58: Get a certificate

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The next day, Shanshan Yu went back to Huanyu to lose weight, and Fatty went back to learn boxing.

Seeing Yu Shanshan coming back, Yan Shao took a critical look around her, and the moment he opened his mouth, it was like snow in the severe winter.

"Have you been lazy these days?"

Yu Shanshan shook her head.

"Have you eaten anything else these days?"

Yu Shanshan swore, "Absolutely not!"

Yan Shao obviously didn't trust her very much, so he took the scale and said, "I'll take a look at the scale."

Yu Shanshan wasn't worried. She didn't eat anything else for the past two days, and she also practiced exercises on her own in her spare time. She didn't let up at all. Although she didn't know if she was thin, she definitely wouldn't be fat.

She stood up confidently, looked down, and the figure above showed 118 pounds.

Taking a deep breath, fortunately, I have lost two pounds in the past two days, and finally broke the barrier of 120 pounds.

Yan Shao didn't say anything when he saw the figure, dragged the mat and continued to torture her.

I don't know if I heard the news of Yu Shanshan's return, but when he was about to get off work, Jiang Er strolled in leisurely, sitting on the chair and watching Yu Shanshan was trained to grin. She looked like she was in a very good mood. After she finished practicing, she said, "Shanshan, let's play together at night."

Yu Shanshan hasn't been tortured by Yan Shao for a few days, and today is extremely miserable and painful. At this time, she is so exhausted that she can't wait to lie down on the bed for a long time, how can she have the heart to play, she waved her hand and said, "If you don't go, I want to go back. Bring the baby at home."

"Can you stop telling lies?" Jiang Er glanced at Yan Shao and said, "Go, bring your little fat man with me, I haven't seen your little fat man for several days, but I want to die. ."

Yu Shanshan still refused, "I won't go if I don't go, I'm a regular good housewife, what does it look like to mix with you guys."

Jiang Er glared at her, "Hey Yu Shanshan, what do you mean, we are good citizens with upstanding roots, what's wrong with us?"

Yu Shanshan sneered at him, "You should pack up your confidantes first, and then tell me that you are upright and red. I might still believe it a little bit."

Jiang Er was choked by what she said, and had to watch her walk away gracefully.

Looking at her free and easy back, Jiang Er seemed to vaguely see her appearance in high school, and couldn't help but tut: "The current Yu Shanshan is the same as the previous one, her appearance is similar, and her temperament is similar."

Yan Shao said lightly: "She hasn't changed at all." It was always the proud look that made people want to hit her.

Jiang Er sighed and patted his shoulder, "Let's go, brother, invite you to drink, don't be unhappy."

Yan Shao shook his arm and looked at him with a frown, "Why am I unhappy? Why am I unhappy?"

Jiang Er pointed at him, "What else are you pretending to be with your brother? During the few days she asked for leave, didn't you notice that your face was particularly stinky? I've never seen you smile."

"I've always been like this. When have you seen me look any other way? Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand."

"Okay, okay, don't admit it." Jiang Er said again: "Then you should look in the mirror just now to see your face. The expression on your face when people say you can't go, tsk tsk..." Mingming I want people to go there.

Yan Shao's face suddenly sank, "Jiang Er, don't talk nonsense, or don't blame me for not talking about brotherhood."

Seeing that he was really annoyed, Jiang Er hurriedly backed down, "Okay, okay, let me talk nonsense, don't say anything."

Yan Shao picked up his jacket and walked straight out, Jiang Er hurried to catch up, and dared not bring up the topic just now. It's just that in the next few days, this fellow will report to the world every day. Watching Yu Shanshan lose weight is the same as watching a show, and he doesn't know what to see.

Yu Shanshan felt that Jiang Er was like a lunatic. She endured it on the first day and endured it on the second day, but on the third day she couldn't bear it anymore, because every time she saw her grimacing in pain, this fellow grimaced. She was so happy to see something funny, she took her cell phone and patted it there, taking pictures of all her hideous and ugly looks.

The level of being beaten is simply unbearable.

Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes at him, "Did I say Jiang Er's company is going to close down?"

Jiang Er said inexplicably, "No, even if I don't have any skills, my family's business can still survive in my hands. How can you think that our Jiang style will go bankrupt?"

Yu Shanshan started spraying: "Since your Jiang style has not closed down, why do you run here every day when you are full? What's so good about me losing weight? You don't have a purpose, do you? If you are so bored, go to you. Go confidante, it's easy for me to wonder if there is something wrong with you, causing you to lose interest in your confidantes and become malicious towards your good brothers."

Yan Shao: ...... What about me

Jiang Er let out a "fuck off" and pointed at her with trembling fingers, "Yu Shanshan, let me tell you, don't talk nonsense and destroy my image, my lord, I am straight, straighter than a ruler. , and I'm awesome!"

Yu Shanshan gave him an expression like 'You can be great if you say it is, anyway, I don't know, only you know it yourself' and feel it for yourself.

Jiang Er was so suffocated that he couldn't be questioned if he was a man, but the woman in front of him was a woman he couldn't prove to her that he was fine!

Seeing Jiang Er's aggrieved look, a smile appeared in Yan Shao's eyes.

After being scolded by Yu Shanshan, Jiang Er didn't dare to offend her again, and then he was very honest, he didn't dare to laugh, didn't dare to take pictures, didn't speak, and didn't speak until the lunch break at noon, as if he forgot that he was just attacked. He came up to her and said, "Yu Shanshan, I'll invite you and Yan Shao to eat steak. A new western restaurant has recently opened and the taste is very good." .

Yu Shanshan thanked Bumin, "I want to lose weight, so I won't eat."

Jiang Er rolled his eyes and said, "Then if you don't eat it, take your little fat man with you. Your little fat man must like it very much."

Yu Shanshan continued to ignore him: "My fat family has also started to lose weight recently."

Jiang Er was dissatisfied, "Hey, why are you so cruel, you motherfucker? You send people to fight when the little fat man is so young, and you still don't give them delicious food. Are you a mother like this?"

Yu Shanshan wanted to laugh at him, he has never been a mother, he knows shit, if he was a mother, he would definitely be worse than her.

Yu Shanshan was about to slap him again, when the phone on the side suddenly rang. When she saw that it was Yuen Long, she didn't care about anything else, and hurriedly connected, with an excited tone, "Why are you calling me at this time? Phone?" Isn't it usually video at night

Yuen Long smiled on the other end of the phone, "I just wanted to tell you that you are going downstairs to meet someone, and I have something for you."

"What?" Yu Shanshan couldn't help but wonder.

Yuen Long sold off there, "Secret, you'll know when you go down and have a look."

Yu Shanshan smiled and hung up the phone, thinking to herself that she must have bought something for her to send, could it be flowers

But he had never done anything like sending flowers before. Could it be romantic now

Yu Shanshan ran downstairs impatiently while guessing.

Seeing her running so fast, Jiang Er followed behind and called her: "Yu Shanshan, what are you running for? You haven't said whether you will go to dinner with me, today is Friday, it's a good time to go out and wave~ Hey- "

Yu Shanshan didn't bother to listen to what he had to say, so she rushed in when the elevator came, and closed the elevator before Jiang Er came in, so angry that he jumped and had to wait for another elevator.

Yu Shanshan couldn't wait to walk out of Huanyu's building, but as soon as she walked out, she was shocked by the tall and slender figure leaning on the car in front of the building, so shocked that she forgot to leave.

She was a little suspicious that she was hallucinating, and quickly rubbed her eyes, but no matter how much she rubbed her eyes, it was the same person she saw.

He is really back!

"Ah! Yuen Long!" Yu Shanshan went mad, she threw her bag and rushed over, grabbed his neck and jumped on him, her legs tightly wrapped around his waist, and she faced him with excitement He kissed him several times on the face.

"Why did you come back? Didn't you say you didn't have time to come back this week?"

Yuen Long held her little butt with a smile in his eyes, "I lied to you on purpose and wanted to surprise you. How is it, surprise?"

Yu Shanshan nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, she was pleasantly surprised, she was so surprised, she didn't even know that he could do such a romantic thing now, it was more romantic than sending flowers.

"There are even more surprises." Yuen Long opened the car door with one hand, put her in the co-pilot, and rubbed her long hair, "Please take a leave in the afternoon, and I will take you to a place."

"Where?"

"Secret!"

Yu Shanshan punched him lightly, "How dare you betray yourselves today!"

Yuen Long closed the car door and walked back to the door of Huanyu, just in time to meet Jiang Er and Yan Shao who were standing at the door at an unknown time. Bao Bao, then said to Yan Shao: "Coach Yan, I will take Shanshan to do something in the afternoon and ask you for a half-day leave."

Yan Shao pursed his lips and said "um" indifferently.

Yuen Long nodded again, turned back to the car, started the car and took Yu Shanshan away.

Watching the car go away, Jiang Er stayed for a while before speaking, "That's Yuen Long, the prince of the Yuan family." It turned out that Yu Shanshan was really married to him. When the family wins glory, going out is for the elders in the family, and they make the elders in the family sigh.

There is a difference between people.

Yan Shao did not speak.

Jiang Er couldn't help but sighed, patted his shoulder comfortingly, and suddenly felt a little sympathetic to his old friend. What's the use of liking someone? I didn't understand when I should understand, but now I understand that they have famous flowers and grass. If the grass is not as good as myself, I can still have reasons to persuade myself to dig a corner to fight for it, but now this one The grass is a famous grass, or the kind that can't catch up with the horse, how can I dig this corner

Not even the courage to swing a hoe.

In the face of this kind of rival in love, I am afraid the only way is to keep it in your heart silently, treat the other party as an ordinary friend, and let time take all this away.

Alas, now he finally understood his old friend.

It seems that he can't talk about this anymore in the future, just pretend he doesn't know, it's better to introduce some beautiful girls to old friends in the future.

"Let's go, brother invites you to drink tonight, the kind that won't go home if you don't get drunk."

Yan Shao lifted his chin, proud as always, "If you don't get drunk, you won't go home."

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In the car, Yu Shanshan asked expectantly, "Where are you taking me? Is there any surprise?"

Yuen Long took something from the back seat and handed it to her.

When Yu Shanshan saw it, she was instantly surprised, "Why do you have my cosmetic bag? I put it at home."

"Bring it to you from home, you can put on makeup, you will definitely use it later."

Hearing what he said, Yu Shanshan became more curious and guessed, "Are you going to take me to dinner? Or to meet your good friends and brothers?"

Yuen Long rubbed her head with one hand, "Be patient, I won't be surprised if I say it now."

Yu Shanshan thought about it too. Surprise, if I said it in advance, what kind of surprise would it be. So I held back and stopped asking, opened my makeup bag, and started to put on a beautiful makeup for myself.

When Yu Shanshan finished her makeup and the car just stopped, Yuen Long reminded her in a low voice, "Okay, it's here."

Yu Shanshan raised her head and looked out the window, and found that the car was parked beside a very ordinary road. There were various facades on both sides of the road, but there were no restaurants or big restaurants.

She looked at him suspiciously, "Aren't we going to eat?"

Yuen Long shook his head, pulled her out of the car, and led her along the road for fifty meters before he stopped and pointed to the right, "We're here."

Yu Shanshan looked to the right, the sight was incredible, she was instantly stunned, her eyes widened unconsciously, "Yuen Long, don't tell me you are here!"

Yuen Long nodded, took out the two's account book from his pocket and shook it, "That's right, it's here. Surprise?"

Yu Shanshan: ... Are you trying to scare me

Seeing her staring at her but not speaking, Yuen Long approached her, held her face and asked in a low voice, "Why, is it possible that you want to be irresponsible?"

Yu Shanshan: "... Who is irresponsible!"

"Then go in, we should have come to this place a long time ago, you promised me three months, it's almost there."

"But, it's too sudden. I wasn't prepared. Why didn't you tell me in advance!"

"What preparation is needed for this, I have everything ready, you just need to go in with me to get a certificate."

Yu Shanshan was speechless, as if she really had nothing to do with her, he even brought her the household registration book.

She couldn't help but shook her head and looked at him accusingly: "No wonder you brought all my makeup bags and let me put on makeup. You have already thought about it, you scheming boy."

Yuen Long laughed a little badly, "Don't you want to be beautiful, if you don't bring you a cosmetic bag, you definitely don't want to go in, right?"

Yu Shanshan touched her nose, he really knew her, and if she didn't let her put on makeup, then she would never go in to take pictures. It's hard for him to even think of this.

Yuen Long pinched her face, "You promised me that it will last for three months. We will get the license when you lose weight. You are already thin enough, and I don't want to continue driving with you without a license."

"Come again!" Yu Shanshan was amused and slapped him on the chest, but thought he was right. Originally, it was because she didn't want to get a marriage certificate in the image of a big fat man. Now she is thin and the photos are also photogenic. Now, plus editing and retouching, it should be beautiful, so what's the hesitation. Anyway, just go in and get a certificate.

There is no problem now, Yu Shanshan took a deep breath, gathered up the power of the Great Desolation in her body, and shouted aggressively: "Go in!"

The people at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau were startled by her roar, and all looked at her in astonishment, thinking that she must have come to get a divorce.

Yu Shanshan hurriedly covered her face, lowered her head and dragged Yuen Long to run inside.

Yuen Long grabbed her and pointed to a photo studio next to the Civil Affairs Bureau, "Let's take a photo first, we'll use it later."

Yu Shanshan doesn't know anything about how to get a certificate, but it is always right to follow Yuen Long, so she follows him in a fog, from taking photos, photocopying materials, submitting materials, filling out forms, and finally getting the certificate, the whole process Yu Shan Shandu couldn't keep up, and when she came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau again, she was already holding a freshly-baked marriage certificate in her hand.

"I'm married?" she asked Yuen Long.

Yuen Long nodded, "Yes, you will be Mrs. Yuan in the future."

Yu Shanshan blinked her eyes, looked at the marriage certificate, and finally realized an established fact: now she is a real married woman, like a fake one!

The Civil Affairs Bureau is really a magical place. Before entering, she was a single girl, but after entering, she became a married woman. Gee.

Yuen Long waited for her to see enough, and took the marriage certificate in her hand and put it in his pocket, "I'll keep it for you, you Mama, I'm afraid you will lose the marriage certificate."

Yu Shanshan pursed her lips, thinking how could she have lost such an important thing, but then she felt a little guilty when she thought about the precious things she had lost, so she waved her hand, "Then keep it."

Yuen Long took her to the car again and started the car to leave. Yu Shanshan originally thought she was going back to the old house to talk to her grandfather, but she knew that the scenery along the road was getting more and more wrong, and hurriedly asked: "Where are we going, no? go home?"

Yuen Long chuckled, "I'll give you another surprise."

Yu Shanshan doesn't believe him anymore, and thinks that he might be trying to frighten herself again.

Sure enough, ten minutes later, a fright came: Yuen Long drove the car directly into the famous love hotel of the Emperor.

Yu Shanshan: ...... She knew it was a fright!

"... Comrade Yuen Long, what are you doing?"

Yuen Long parked the car in the parking lot and dragged her inside without hesitation. When her little heart became more and more panic, he pulled her straight to the front of a room, entered the password, and opened the door. 'Drip' opened.

Yu Shanshan is really sure what he wants to do now, so she clawed at the door frame in her final struggle, "Comrade Yuen Long, calm down, remember that you are an excellent soldier of the People's Republic of China? You Do you still remember your mission to defend your home and country?"

Yuen Long ignored her nonsense and pointed to the room number above the door, "Do you remember this room?"

Yu Shanshan looked up subconsciously, and when she saw the number '816', she felt a "buzz" in her head, and she instantly remembered some memories that made people blush and heartbeat, and her old face couldn't help turning red.

Yuen Long's mouth twitched slightly, "Remember, our first time is here, because this number is your birthday, August 16th."

Yu Shanshan really wanted to cover her face and run away, she was too ashamed.

At that time, she managed to catch up with someone, and she thought that the food was still hers if she ate it in her mouth, so she arranged the room in advance, tricked Yuen Long with everything she could, and then stalked the people. I brought it into the room, and finally wiped the people clean, and shamelessly made people responsible for themselves for a lifetime.

Sure enough, the feng shui turns, is it his turn to eat her here? However, she has deeply realized the horror of a man who has been abstinent for four years, and she is so scared that her legs are shaking.

Yuen Long didn't give her room to resist, he picked her up and walked into the room, kicking the door behind him, "Baby, celebrate our first license to drive."

Yu Shanshan: ...... Yuen Long, you have become really hot now.

Later, Yu Shanshan, who was lying motionless on the bed like a dead fish, finally understood why Yuen Long asked her for a long leave.

Ha ha... ...