Dudu’s Diary

Chapter 60: go to school

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Yu Shanshan agreed with Yuen Long's thoughts, and muttered: "Grandpa is in pain, so is Aunt Lian, I can't bear to be wronged by the little guy, and my aunt and uncle are also, they just take Dudu as a pain in the eyes, Give whatever you want, I'm afraid that if this goes on like this, the little fat man will turn into a little dude."

Yuen Long pursed his lips and said, "Dudu can't live with grandpa all the time, otherwise it's easy to be spoiled, but we can't say anything more if the old man loves the child. But when you go to the army to join the army, then we will be our family. Three mouths, let's take care of him again and again, this fat can also reduce him."

When it comes to the matter of accompanying the army, Yuen Long has always kept it in his mind. After all, he is always looking forward to his mother and son going to the army all the time.

With his big hand rubbing the butterfly bone on her back, he couldn't help but ask, "Baby, when are you going to join the army with me? You have already succeeded in losing weight."

Yu Shanshan has never thought about this issue. After all, in her mind, she still has 20 pounds of meat to lose, which is far from being successful in losing weight, so she never thought about when to join the army. The problem.

Now listening to him ask, there is no answer in his mind for a while.

Yuen Long saw her expression and knew that she hadn't thought about this problem yet. In fact, in his opinion, she didn't need to lose any more weight now. She's in good shape now. , so tentatively suggested: "Why don't you come with me this time, I really miss you and Dudu alone over there, I want you to go there as soon as possible, our family of three is together every day."

Yu Shanshan actually wanted a family of three to live together, but she hesitated, "But what about my weight loss? I have to continue to lose weight."

Yuen Long analyzed for her: "Actually, you can train yourself, and you also know how to arrange your usual diet. Now you are in the world with just one more coach watching you and accompany you to lose weight. What you can continue to lose is No? It’s just that without a coach you have to have self-control and keep losing weight without anyone watching you help you.”

In fact, what Yuen Long said was right. After losing so much weight, she already knew all the weight loss and exercise programs, and she had a thorough understanding of the diet to lose weight. Even without Yan Shao, she could lose weight on her own, just like he said. Yes, no one was watching, she didn't know if she had the willpower to train herself hard, and she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to keep her mouth shut.

Yu Shanshan couldn't make up her mind for a while, "Then let me think about it."

Yuen Long was also reluctant to rush her and kissed her forehead, "Okay, think about it slowly, it doesn't matter if you don't want to go now, it's just a matter of waiting a few more months."

Although Yuen Long didn't rush it, Yu Shanshan took this matter to heart and felt a little guilty. Because of her, Yuen Long was left alone in the army, and Dudu couldn't be with his father. Together, the little guy really wants to live with his father, and he has to video with his father every day.

I'm afraid Dudu also wants to go with his dad.

Thinking of this, Yu Shanshan secretly asked Dudu's opinion, "Do you want to go live with your father in the army now?"

Dudu nodded without hesitation after hearing the words, "Think, Mom, can we move in with Dad?"

"But if you go to live there with your father, you won't be able to see your great-grandfather often, nor your aunt, nor your aunt and aunt, so do you want to go too?"

Dudu hesitated when he heard the words, bit his chubby finger and struggled. After a while, he said in a milky voice, "I want to go with my father! Great grandfather, auntie, auntie and great-grandfather are all accompanied, but father is only one. No one to accompany me, I'm going to accompany my father."

Yu Shanshan was shocked by Dudu's words. She didn't expect such words to come out of the little guy's mouth. She might not be able to say such sensible words.

Compared with the fat son, Yu Shanshan feels even more guilty. As a wife, she is not as caring as her son is to Yuen Long. The fat son who is heartless knows that he feels sorry for his father's loneliness. How can she be a mother like this? How is the son

At this moment, under the stimulation of her sensible fat son, Yu Shanshan finally made a decision: she will lose weight by herself in the future, and this time she will take her fat son and Yuen Long back to the army.

Think of it and do it. Yu Shanshan 'resigned' to Yan Shao after a day of training: "Coach, I will not come here to lose weight in the future. Thank you for your help in the past few months."

Yan Shao paused, looked at her silently for a few seconds, and then asked, "Don't you want to lose 90 pounds? Isn't it only 110 pounds now? Could it be that you don't want to lose those 20 pounds?"

Yu Shanshan waved her hand, "Of course not, I will continue to lose weight, but in the future I will lose weight by myself, and I will try to lose the last 20 pounds in the next month."

Yan Shao didn't speak anymore. This time he was silent for a long time. It was only when Yu Shanshan felt strange that he said again: "Is it because of... Dudu's father?"

Yu Shanshan didn't hide it, she nodded, "Yes, I'm going to follow him this time."

Yan Shao nodded and said "Oh" lightly.

Seeing that there was nothing else to say, Yu Shanshan waved her hand and said goodbye to him, "Goodbye then, coach."

After speaking, she suddenly became wicked and courageous, and added: "Coach Yan, before I leave, I want to give you a honest reminder, you are quirky, vicious, perverted, and needy to be beaten, and that's why I have such a good temper. If I can bear with you, you'd better change, otherwise I think there will be no customers in the future, and I think with your character, it is impossible to find a girlfriend in this life, and it is impossible to find a boyfriend. It seems that only Note that I was born alone, so pitiful."

After speaking, she felt proud for a while, and finally she was able to spit out the words that she had suppressed for a long time. Anyway, she will not come tomorrow, and she will no longer have to bear him. She is not afraid of offending him!

oh ho ho ho...

Yan Shao gritted his teeth: "... Yu Shanshan, are you looking for death?!"

Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes at him, "Why, you still want to beat me? You probably forgot how my husband beat you up last time, right? Do you want me to ask my husband to come and experience it for you? "

Yan Shao: "Yu! Shan! Shan!"

Yu Shanshan gave him a middle finger and decided to show off.

Hit and run is the best policy.

Yan Shao watched helplessly as she opened the door and was about to leave, an impulse suddenly surged in his heart, and the words blurted out before he could react, "Yu Shanshan, do you really not know me?"

Yu Shanshan pulled the door and looked back at him suspiciously, "What do you mean? I knew you from the beginning."

Yan Shao looked at her and said word by word, "My real name is Yan-Shao-An."

Yan Shaoan? Why is this name so familiar

Yu Shanshan turned around in her head, and suddenly, her eyes widened and she looked at him in disbelief, "Are you Yan Shaoan? Yan Shaoan, the fat guy in high school with me?"

Yan Shao gritted his teeth, this dead woman liked to call him a fat man before, this was his nightmare for three years in high school, just because he wanted to turn over in front of her, he worked hard to lose weight for four years abroad, and finally became a How it looks now.

Yu Shanshan covered her mouth and looked up and down at him in astonishment, but no matter whether she looked horizontally or vertically, she couldn't see the figure of the fat man Yan Shaoan back then, but his name and his relationship with Jiang Er were really good. It may be Yan Shaoan back then, and the most important thing is, now that I think about it, the current Yan Shao is exactly the same as the Yan Shaoan back then.

No wonder she couldn't think of a man named Yan Shao who was younger than Jiang Er. It turned out that his appearance had changed.

But he is not a super fat man, how did he become like this

Seeing her doubts, Yan Shao said with a cold face, "If you are allowed to change from a big fat person to a thin person, you won't be allowed to lose weight?"

Yu Shanshan is right when she thinks about it, it seems that this person has lost weight and reduced to what he is now.

Wait, Yu Shanshan suddenly widened her eyes and looked at him accusingly, "Then didn't you recognize me long ago? Why didn't you tell me?"

Yan Shao couldn't answer, so he raised his chin with a "you control me" expression.

Yu Shanshan pointed at him angrily, "Okay, I'll just say why you are so vicious to me, it turns out that you've been avenging your personal revenge! No wonder you've been afraid to tell me!"

Yan Shao choked, and she didn't know what to say. In fact, he was venomous at her because he couldn't help but want to see her jumping. As for why he didn't tell her his identity, even he himself Can't tell why.

So, what else to explain? What's the point? Let her think so.

Yan Shao waved his hand like sweeping garbage, "Go away, Yu Shanshan, I won't have to see you from tomorrow, my ears are finally clear."

"I'm too lazy to see you!" Yu Shanshan was so angry that she wanted to kick him to death, rolled her eyes at him, and turned away.

The door was closed with a "click", and the curvature of Yan Shao's mouth finally disappeared.

Goodbye, Yu Shanshan.

——

On Sunday evening, Yuen Long drove back to the army with Yu Shanshan, Dudu and Er Bao, and Yu Shanshan officially started her life with the army.

The next day happened to be Monday, and Yuen Long woke Dudu from his sleep, "Dudu, get up quickly, Dad will send you to kindergarten."

He said hello to the kindergarten two days ago, and asked Dudu to go to school today, starting from a small class.

It was still early, far from when Dudu usually got up, Dudu shook his head in a daze, and muttered, "Dad, I want to sleep, not go to school."

Yuen Long carried him to the bathroom to wash up, and while brushing his teeth, he said, "Children have to go to school, and they will become smart if they go to school. If they don't go to school, they will become a fool."

Dudu is sleepy, and he thinks that not going to school is much more interesting than going to school. He resists the toothbrush in his mouth very much, and his chubby legs are kicking and kicking, but he refuses to cooperate, "Dad, I'm very smart, and I'm smart even if I don't go to school. Mom, go to school, mom is stupid, get smart."

Yu Shanshan, who came to the door of the bathroom, glared at it, her eyes widened with anger in an instant, she walked over and slapped the little guy's butt, "Little fat man, you're probably skinny. It's itchy! You give me to go to school immediately and obediently!"

Dudu was beaten honestly, knowing that a strong attack would not work, he changed it to outwit, hugged Yuen Long's neck, shook it coquettishly, and kissed his dad twice, "Dad, I don't want to. When I go to school, I stay at home with my mother, otherwise my mother will be alone."

Yu Shanshan immediately took down the stage: "Little Fatty, I'm not alone at home, really." Don't try to use me as an excuse.

Seeing that her mother was not cooperating, Dudu had to smile at her mother, smiling very well, "Mom, if I'm not with you, I'll miss you very much."

Yu Shanshan broke him again: "You little fat man full of lies, why didn't you miss your mother when you went to the club to learn boxing, who impatiently told her to leave quickly, and told her not to talk too much? ?" She clearly remembered the ruthless face of the little fat man at that time.

Dudu pointed to his opponent with a guilty conscience.

Seeing that the little guy just didn't want to go to school, Yuen Long sighed helplessly. He didn't let Dudu go to kindergarten because he wouldn't be staying in the capital for a long time. The little guy has been 'unemployed' for a few months. He was used to the sloppy nature of not going to school, and he resisted letting him go to school all of a sudden.

But it's impossible not to go to school, you have to go to school.

Yuen Long was about to forcefully carry the little guy to the kindergarten, but Yu Shanshan stopped him with a look, she said, "Since Dudu doesn't want to go, don't go, don't force him."

Yuen Lang raised his eyebrows, realizing that she had come up with some crazy idea to deal with the fat son, a smile flashed in her eyes, and she put down Dudu according to her words.

Seeing that Dudu didn't have to go to school, he was so happy that he rushed over to hug his mother's leg, and rubbed his fleshy cheek affectionately, expressing his gratitude to his mother.

Yu Shanshan had a kind smile on her face, but a grim smile appeared in her heart. Hehehe, you will beg me to send you to kindergarten later.

Yu Shanshan walked out of the bathroom, waved at Yuen Long, and said loudly in a mysterious tone on purpose, "Come here, husband, I have something to tell you."

Yuen Long asked Dudu to brush his teeth and wash his face and went out.

Yu Shanshan immediately dragged him to the door, and said in a voice that seemed to be whispering, but could still be heard, "I tell you, I don't think you should send Dudu to school. "

Yuen Long knew she was acting, so he deliberately cooperated with her and asked, "Why?"

Yu Shanshan raised her voice again and said, "I tell you, don't tell Dudu. The food in the kindergarten is delicious. I heard that there is dessert after dinner. If Dudu goes there, you can eat it again. After eating, don't we let him lose weight, he can't lose weight when he goes to kindergarten, so I think it's better to let Dudu follow me at home. I plan to let him eat cucumber with me every day to lose weight, and nothing else. Give him something to eat, and then he will be so hungry that he will cry, and he will lose weight."

Yuen Long pursed his lips and tried to hold back his laughter, Yu Shanshan, a clever ghost, poked his forehead, but replied cooperatively, "Yes, I think you are right, it seems that you can't send Dudu to kindergarten. "

Seeing Mom and Dad go out to whisper, Dudu, who crept behind the door out of curiosity to eavesdrop, his eyes widened when he heard this, and he couldn't believe what he heard.

His mother was so bad, she only gave him cucumbers and made him cry from hunger

Dudu patted his belly, imagined the scene where he could only eat cucumbers and scream with hunger, he suddenly shivered and felt that the sky was dark.

He doesn't want to eat only cucumbers, cucumbers are not tasty at all, he wants to eat meat, desserts, snacks!

No, he's going to kindergarten!

Dudu immediately ran back to the bathroom, heard the sound of his parents coming in again, then pretended to have just finished brushing his teeth and washed his face and ran out, hugged Yuen Long's leg, raised his face and smiled very well-behaved and said: "Dad , I think I should go to kindergarten, I'm not smart enough, I'm going to learn knowledge."

Yuen Long: What should I do if I want to laugh

Yu Shanshan pinched his lower back and reminded him not to reveal the stuffing, but said dissatisfiedly, "Hey! Little Fatty, you didn't want to go to kindergarten just now, why did you go now? How can a man go back on his word?"

Dudu replied with a little guilty conscience: "I'm only three years old, and I'm still a baby. It's okay to go back on things once in a while."

Yu Shanshan also wanted to laugh, but in order for the scene to end smoothly, she forcibly held back, with an expression of 'I really don't want you to go to kindergarten' on her face, and said unhappily, "Mom is alone. It's boring at home, so you can stay at home with your mother."

Mom just wants to lose weight! Dudu made it clearer that he was going to kindergarten, he stepped forward and hugged his mother's leg and shook, "Mom, please, let me go to kindergarten to learn knowledge, I can't become an uneducated person."

Seeing that the fire was almost over, Yu Shanshan decided to close the net, and said as if he couldn't stand him begging her: "Okay, okay, let's go."

Afraid of being stopped by her mother again, Dudu immediately ran to the sofa and carried her small schoolbag, took Yuen Long's hand and pulled it out, "Dad, let's go to school!"

Yuen Long was led out by him, looked back at Yu Shanshan, who was already laughing while covering her stomach, and gave her a thumbs up.

Or she is the mother who understands the child.

He will study more in the future.