Yu Shanshan stepped into the classroom with a cold face, put her hands on her waist, and said grimly: "Fatty, what were you doing just now?"
Dudu twisted his chubby hands and tapped his feet on the ground, not daring to look at his mother's terrifying face at the moment.
Seeing this, Tiantian hurriedly stood up to protect Dudu, looked at Yu Shanshan boldly, and said Nuo Nuo, "Auntie, don't you slap Dudu? I gave him the food myself. "She knew that Dudu's mother wouldn't let him eat snacks. If he did, he would be spanked, and spanking would hurt.
Facing this little girl who was cheated by her son to eat and drink every day, Yu Shanshan couldn't help feeling cold, she could not help bending down and rubbing her little face, and reasoned with the little girl: "Tiantian, Dudu is too much. If you're fat, you can't eat so many snacks, or you'll get fatter, and you won't look good at that time."
Tiantian looked back at Dudu, stayed on his bulging belly for two seconds, and then said with a guilty conscience: "Auntie, Dudu is not fat at all, he is very good-looking. And grandpa said that children can't be hungry. Yes, you have to eat enough to grow taller."
Yu Shanshan thought to herself that the little fat man could eat two or three plates at a time, how could he be hungry? How could it not grow taller
It must be this unscrupulous little fat man who fooled the little girl into saying that he was not full, and then used this to deceive others into eating snacks!
But obviously the little girl has been brainwashed by the little fat man, and now she is very protective of the little fat man, and can even tell lies like 'Dudu is not fat'. Don't think she didn't see the guilty look in the little girl's eyes when she said this.
If the little fat man is not fat, then there are not many fat people!
Seeing that Auntie's face was still gloomy, Tiantian was very worried about Dudu, so she endured the fear in her heart, stepped forward and hugged Yu Shanshan's leg, pitifully pleaded, "Auntie, please, You don't want to spank, okay?" Hearing that, his mother's spanking hurts, she's so worried.
Looking at the little girl's pitiful innocent eyes, Yu Shanshan couldn't help but tut her heart. She originally thought that a straight steel man like her little fat man would be an orphan. The girl stood up for him to save the beauty, ah no, she stood up to save the fat. It's okay to mess around.
It seems that I can't beat my fat son in front of the little girl today, it's too disrespectful to the little girl, let's go back and teach him a lesson slowly. So, she showed a motherly smile and said kindly to Tiantian: "Don't worry, Sweetie, Auntie will never beat you. Auntie promises you." She doesn't beat her, but she has a beater.
Listening to her aunt's assurance, Tiantian finally breathed a sigh of relief, showed a smile, turned her head to Dudu and said happily, "Dudu, your mother won't beat you."
Dudu was not happy because of this sentence, and he still looked like he was unlovable. According to what he knew about his mother, her mother would not let him go.
His mother will change face!
Sure enough, as soon as she got home, Yu Shanshan's loving mother's face immediately turned into a vicious stepmother's face. She pointed at the corner and said, "You, give me a military posture!"
Dudu stood there consciously, with his heels together, his soles slightly apart, his hands hanging down, his fingertips on the seams of his trousers, his back straight, and he looked straight ahead, not daring to move at all.
Yu Shanshan walked around him twice, satisfied with his military posture, and said, "Next, you are not allowed to move. I will let you move when you want, otherwise don't blame me for killing fat."
Dudu blinked pitifully.
Erbao watched for a long time, and finally understood that Dudu was being punished. Seeing Dudu's pitiful appearance, he hurried over and circled around him, rubbing his head against him from time to time, and then "woohoo" twice.
Yu Shanshan beckoned to Erbao, "Erbao comes over, please don't comfort him, if he does something wrong, he will be punished."
Erbao looked at Yu Shanshan, and called out again "woo woo woo".
Yu Shanshan snorted and shook her hand very cruelly, "No, you are not allowed to plead for him!"
Er Bao stopped screaming, and stood up again, supported by his hind legs, his body straightened, and his two front legs bent together towards Yu Shanshan, as if begging for mercy.
Yu Shanshan felt that this dog in their family was about to become fine, and even learned to intercede, but she didn't know who taught it this trick. But it's not hard to guess, except for a little fat man, no one would expect to rely on a dog to intercede for him.
Although she was a little soft-hearted by Erbao's begging, she must not get used to the child at the critical moment. Yu Shanshan still waved to Erbao, "No, no, please don't intercede for him."
This time Er Bao is completely out of the way. He whimpered sadly, slowly put down his front paws, stuck out his tongue and licked Dudu's face, and rubbed his chubby face with his face, as if saying: "I I can't save you, you have to be obedient.
After rubbing, Er Bao didn't leave, just lay down beside Dudu's feet and accompany him silently.
When Yuen Long came back, he saw the little fat man standing in the corner of the wall in a military posture. He couldn't help raising his eyebrows, "What's wrong? Did you make a mistake?"
Yu Shanshan looked at her watch and had been standing for half an hour, so she finally said, "Okay, that little fat guy over there, come here."
Dudu, who was already standing sweating profusely, instantly softened and walked listlessly to the sofa.
Yu Shanshan: "Tell your father, what did you do to make your mother angry?"
Dudu pursed his lips, looked at his father pitifully, and said periodically, "Dad, I secretly ate some snacks."
Yu Shanshan added next to him: "He lied to the little girl at the same table every day to eat snacks, and the little girl put a whole bag of snacks into his stomach every day. This kid came back and told me to ask me to eat snacks. I pick him up late every day, he has to play with his classmates for a while and then go home, who knows he wants to buy half an hour to steal snacks! Fortunately, I think he has performed well in losing weight these days, and I even take him out to eat as a reward He. Really blinded my meal!"
"Also, this kid is broken. He even asked me for a small mirror. After eating snacks, he knows to look in the mirror, lest I find out that he is stealing snacks. Are you angry? If not I went ten minutes early today, and I am still encouraged by him."
Yuen Long clenched his fist and pressed his fist against the corner of his lips, blocking the uncontrollable smile on his lips.
This kid is pretty smart.
Yu Shanshan punched him. When are you still laughing! Isn't it time to teach me a lesson? It's said that the strict father is kind to the mother.
Yuen Long instantly remembered the 'Strict Father and Kind Mother's education method' that Yu Shanshan secretly discussed with him, and decided to satisfy his little wife, so he suppressed his laughter, cleared his throat, and looked back at Dudu with a serious look, "You Do you know what you did wrong?"
Dudu was very kind, "Dad, I was wrong, I will never be able to do it again."
"Then will you secretly eat snacks in the future?"
Dudu immediately shook his head.
"Then you did something wrong today, are you willing to accept your father's punishment?"
Dudu nodded.
Yuen Long said, "That's fine. Dad will punish you after dinner. Let's have dinner first."
When Yu Shanshan heard this, she quickly grabbed his sleeve and asked in a low voice, "Are you tired of training today?"
Yuen Long was stunned, "What's wrong? Why do you ask that?"
Yu Shanshan wondered, "Then why do you want to beat up after dinner? Is it more energetic after dinner?"
Yuen Long was silent for two seconds, and then patted her head in disbelief, "What do you think? When did I say I was going to beat him?"
"Don't beat him?" Yu Shanshan quit now, "I promised the sweet little girl not to beat the little fat man."
Yuen Long didn't understand what the relationship was between the two.
Seeing that he still didn't understand, Yu Shanshan stomped her feet, "Aiya, you have to keep your word. I promised that I wouldn't beat the little fat man, but I didn't promise that you wouldn't beat him. You can beat him."
Yuen Long: "...don't beat him today, I'll punish him later, okay?"
"OK then."
After the family had eaten dinner, Yuen Long went back to his room and changed into a set of sportswear, and then put Dudu into his little sportswear, and then took his mother and son to the sports ground downstairs. There is a large playground in the sports field, as well as several basketball hoops and table tennis tables, etc., for the daily sports and entertainment of the residents here. Many people will come down to the playground for a walk or run after dinner.
Yuen Long took Dudu to a corner of the playground, performed a stretching motion, and said to the little guy, "Come on, follow Dad."
The little guy is very obedient now, behaves well, and tries to 'combine his sentence', so he follows his father very obediently.
After stretching, Yuen Long announced to the little guy, "Okay, let's get started."
When Dudu heard the words, his heart trembled, he closed his eyes, clenched his fists, gathered up his strength, and then walked tragically in front of Yuen Long, turned his back to him and pouted his fleshy buttocks, said tremblingly: " Daddy, hit me up."
Yuen Long: "...hit you?"
Duduai clutched his buttocks sadly, looked back at him pitifully, pinched his index finger and thumb together, and made a final discussion: "Dad, can you beat me a little less, there are so many uncles, aunts, grandparents and grandparents here. , there are many kindergarten classmates, if you beat me too hard, I will lose face, and I still have to hang out here."
Yuen Long: … .
Yu Shanshan was about to laugh, "Pfft, hahaha...." This stupid son, she could see that his dad was going to punish him for running, but he thought his dad took him to the playground in front of him So many people's ass spanking
Yuen Long couldn't help laughing and laughing, how could this mother and son's brain circuits be so strange, he couldn't keep up with them at all.
"Dad didn't want to beat you. Dad's punishment for you is that in the future, except for the rain, you have to run downstairs with Dad every day, and run three laps around the playground before you can go home. If it rains, Dad will bring you a punch, you can Do it?"
Didn't he beat him in front of the whole family? just run
His face was finally saved, and Dudu's eyes suddenly lit up. The surprise came so suddenly that he was so excited that he immediately shouted in a voice that could be heard throughout the playground: "Yes!"
Yuen Long waved his hand, "Okay, let's run."
The little guy immediately put on a professional running stance and ran along the playground with extra energy. The little man has short hands and short legs, and is chubby. He is particularly conspicuous among a group of running adults, attracting everyone exercising on the playground to look at him.
"Whose little guy is he running at such a young age?"
"Yo, the little guy still runs like a decent guy."
"Yo, I can still run after a lap. I have good physical fitness..."
Yu Shanshan poked Yuen Long's arm and pouted, "Is this the punishment you said?"
Yuen Long rubbed her hair, "It's a child's nature to love snacks, and it's unrealistic to not let him eat at all. The more you don't let him eat, the more he wants to eat. Let him eat a little in the future, with yogurt and fruit as the Lord. I took him down for a run at night, and if it consumes a lot, I'm not afraid that he will gain weight."
Yu Shanshan is right when she thinks about it, as long as she doesn't gain weight, and it's good for her body to exercise, maybe she will grow taller in the future.
So from this night, Dudu's long sports career started, and people in the compound got to know Dudu because of this, and a few old men who like children very much go to the playground to run with Dudu every night. Chatting with him while running, he made me laugh.
Gradually, many parents also bring their children to run and exercise, so that they can follow Dudu. Children always like to play with other children, so the children running behind the adults turned into running behind Dudu, and then there was another wonder in the courtyard, that is, the night running boy scout team.
Not to mention, running is really effective for the little guy. After running for about ten days, the little guy has lost weight visibly to the naked eye. The specific performance is that the original double chin has disappeared a lot. been stretched.
Yu Shanshan also followed the father and son downstairs for a run every day, but she exercised intensely during the day, and didn't want to run very much at night. Basically, she sat on the lounge chair while urging the little fat man to swipe her Moments and Weibo. Leisurely.
But this night, she got a big news: Wang Kun, the vice president of Kyoto Entertainment, had a late-night tryst with a mistress!
The accompanying picture is a photo of a man and a woman kissing at the door of the hotel, and the man's hand is erotically placed on the woman's body and kneaded. The photo was obviously taken secretly, but it was taken very clearly. Wang Kun's face can be clearly recognized, while the heroine's face is half-covered and not so obvious.
Wang Kun has always portrayed the image of a good man and a good father to the public. He and his wife frequently show affection and spread dog food. I don't know how many people envy them as immortal love. It can be rated as a model couple in the entertainment industry. But it is such a man who is admired by all women, he cheated!
It is conceivable that this incident has caused an uproar on the Internet. Countless fans scolded him under Wang Kun's Weibo. At the same time, they felt sorry for Wang Kun's actress wife Xu Weiran, and they all fought for her.
Of course, the mistress in the photo has not been spared either, and countless netizens have confided the true identity of this mistress online. But it hasn't been fleshed out yet.
Although others don't know who the mistress in the photo is, Yu Shanshan can't be more clear, because she knows the woman in the photo even if she turns to ashes, but isn't she one of her super enemies - Yu Ziqi.
Tsk tsk, this woman is so miserable. She was filmed when she didn't say anything, and now she is still being fleshed out by countless netizens. If she is fleshed out, it will be finished~
Yu Shanshan couldn't help laughing happily.
Sure enough, watching the enemy go unlucky is his greatest joy.
When Yuen Long brought Dudu to look for her, he saw her smiling happily while holding her phone, and asked curiously, "Why are you so happy?"
Yu Shanshan laughed twice, "Guess what?"
Although it was boring and childish, Yuen Long thought about it cooperatively and said, "See a joke?"
Yu Shanshan shook her fingers.
"See the funny video?"
shake hands.
"Could it be that I lost weight again?"
Yu Shanshan still waved her hand.
Yuen Long couldn't guess, after all, he had never been able to keep up with the little girl's brain.
At this time, Dudu rolled his eyes, imitating Yu Shanshan's appearance, and said helplessly to Yuen Long: "Dad, you are stupid, Mom must have seen her enemy's bad luck to show such a smile. "
There are many kinds of mother's smiles, and the smiles with different expressions represent different meanings. According to his experience of fighting wits and courage with his mother for many years, the smile like just now is the smile when the enemy is unlucky.
Dad is so stupid, he doesn't know that.
Yuen Long raised his eyebrows and looked at Yu Shanshan inquiringly.
Yu Shanshan laughed, picked up her fat son and gave him a big kiss, "My fat baby still knows his mother, and his father is not as good as you."
Yuen Long was astonished, "It really is... Which enemy of yours is unlucky?"
Yu Shanshan handed him the news, and after he read it, he was silent and did not express his opinion.
"This time, she has suffered the consequences for herself. When something is not good, she is a junior." Yu Shanshan said, and after a while of fun, she forgot about it. Anyway, this woman is even an ordinary person to her. It's better to see that such a person is unlucky, it's enough to be happy for a while, how can there be so much energy on her.
But what she never expected was that Yu Ziqi would suddenly come to her at this outlet.