This is really a... bald question.
Lin Mingfei covered her forehead again at the door.
"I'm in." He said quietly.
"Don't come in!!" Xia Xiaotong cried out, "I'm so ashamed, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
"... What are you going to do if I don't come in? Squat in the toilet for a whole day!" Lin Mingfei was speechless and distressed, and couldn't help getting angry: "I told you not to eat vegetables and eat so much meat yesterday!"
Xia Tong: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
In the end, Lin Mingfei broke down the door violently, and carried away a poor little man who had been sitting in the toilet until his legs became numb. He got up, fastened his pants and carried him to the hospital.
When did Xia Tong suffer from this kind of suffering, and she kept crying all the way: "Brother, my ass hurts, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo woo woo woo woo!"
Lin Mingfei: "..."
It's a person who squats on the toilet for more than an hour and won't get well, right
This kind of chief complaint directly caused them to sit down in the colorectal department? The doctor looked at Lin Mingfei in the wrong way, full of contempt and accusation.
Lin Mingfei's face was stiff, he already guessed what the doctor was scolding him in his heart.
animals.
Damn, is he getting scolded less often!
Xia Tong was constipated for the first time, and he didn't know how to use Kaisailu. He only knew how to use force, and he was worn out when he was too hard on himself. Good guy, he was so frightened that he had a little blood and cried. As if the sky is falling?,
Explaining the cause and effect clearly at the outpatient clinic, the doctor was very angry and funny. He prescribed some laxative and bowel medicine, and told Xia Tong to eat a balanced diet. Sent away. Xia Tong walked out of the outpatient clinic with her buttocks in her hands. After a while, she changed her hands to her stomach and said aggrievedly, "Brother, my stomach is still bloated."
"Are you saying you did it on your own?" Lin Mingfei taught him with a straight face: "Go back and take the medicine. After taking the medicine? It will be fine. Let's see if you dare to mess around in the future."
Was Xia Tong even more aggrieved by his training? She didn't dare to take the initiative to talk to Lin Mingfei along the way.
The two of them turned out of the outpatient hall, and suddenly heard someone shouting crisply from behind: "Ah! Are you Zero and Blink!"
Lin Mingfei felt a "thud" in his heart, secretly screaming that it's not good, he was still immersed in the state of being out of breath before, forgot? They are already well-known in the circle now? He was about to put on his sweater and hat, can't you hear me? It's better to keep his head down and leave, but Xia Tong has already turned his head away stupidly, "Oh? Who called me."
Is it over? Lin Mingfei sighed in her heart.
Sure enough, several teenage boys and girls squeezed out from the crowd and happily surrounded them.
"Ah!! It's really God Z himself!!! So handsome!!! Why is he so tall!!"
"Can you sign me!! I'm an old fan of Polaris?!! I like you so much God Z!!"
"Blink!! Is it real Blink!! Oh, I'm so petite!! Like a doll!!"
"So cute, so cute!! Can BLink take a photo with me!! I fell in love with you the first time I saw you broadcast live? Yay!!"
Xia Tong was a little dumbfounded, he was still covering his stomach with one hand, those fans were stunned for a moment? They quickly discovered Hua Dian.
"Oh? Why did you two come to the hospital! Are you sick?"
"I see that you all came from the direction of surgery just now! Is Blink sick? Or God Z? Ah!"
"Huh? I think the relationship between the two of you in the team seems to be very good! Blink is an Omega, right? God Z is the main attack of Team P, so are you—"
Lin Mingfei: "...No!"
Alarm bells were ringing in his head.
One A and one O came out of colon surgery, this must be a sign of something indescribable! ... Had I known that He Youjin had brought Xia Tong to see a doctor
No, can't there be some gossip at such a juncture, then the "prostitution den" attribute of their P team is confirmed?!
Lin Mingfei quickly thought about crisis public relations in her mind, and decided to choose the lesser harm between the two.
"Oh, BLink is constipated?" He sold Xia Tong with a blank expression, and said very seriously: "I'll take him to the colon surgery department to get some medicine." After finishing speaking, he showed the medicine box Show them a look.
Several fans: "... ???"
The corners of their mouths were gradually tightened in unison, they were obviously holding back their smiles, and they looked at Xia Tong with affection and pity.
Xia Tong: "... !!!"
Little Omega came back to his senses, his face flushed instantly, and he turned his head to stare at Lin Mingfei in shock: "Why...you told them all!!"
Lin Mingfei is fair and strict: "We have to be honest with our fans."
Xia Tong went crazy, grabbing the corner of his clothes tightly: "Ah, I'm so ashamed!!"
Those fans were holding back their laughter and were about to split their arms
"Blink is fine! You must eat well and rest well! Only by maintaining a healthy body can you play well!"
"That's right!! God Z is really loved by his teammates!! Always support Polaris!!"
"We will definitely watch the official game!! I hope you have a great performance!!"
Lin Mingfei quickly signed an autograph for one of the fans: "Thank you for liking, I'm going to take Blink back now, you guys should also pay attention to safety."
"Okay!! Love God Z!!"
"Take good care of BLink!!!"
Lin Mingfei showed an official smile, "I will, don't worry." Then she pushed Xia Tong towards the parking lot.
After finally getting into the car, Lin Mingfei heaved a long sigh of relief, with lingering fear in his heart, he said, "Next time you go out, you must remember to wear a hat and a mask. This is not what it used to be. I have to go back and talk to each of them. Say."
Xia Tong, who was sitting in the passenger seat, said nothing.
Lin Mingfei froze for a moment, feeling that something was wrong, she turned her head to look at him.
The little Omega didn't even look at him, his mouth was tightly pursed, his hands were clutching the seat belt, twisting and turning.
Lin Mingfei: "Xia Tong?"
Xia Tong: "Huh!" and turned his head to the other side.
Lin Mingfei: "..."
Well, Feng Shui turns, this time it's Xia Tong's turn to ignore him
Xia Tong didn't give him a good look this way, and Lin Mingfei also felt a little bit embarrassed. When he returned to the base, he just parked the car, and the little Omega opened the door and rushed out, "Hey!" "Boom" rushed into the base.
"Manager He!! Brother Shiya!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Lin Mingfei: "..."
Lin Mingfei guessed that things would escalate quickly, but she didn't expect it to escalate so quickly.
They went to the hospital in the morning, and before noon, a post popped up on Polaris' Chaochao.
"Hahahahahaha I went to the hospital to have my wisdom teeth pulled out today, and I ran into God Z taking milk pupils to see constipation. That scene was so fucking laughing that I was dragged away by the hospital security directly!!"
"I'm also on the scene!!! God Z himself is really a male model!!! And? Blink is a cute little one that loves!!! A super petite one standing next to God Z!! Cute me? !!"
"Men Sao Z god brings a baby online, the contrast is so cute? Hahahahahaha!!"
"I still took a picture?!! Yes? The picture has the truth!!! The appearance of the milk pupil covering her belly is so wronged and soft!!! Mom's heart is melting?!"
"I'm so lucky to rely on you upstairs? Is it!!! You can hit them even when you see a doctor!! Which hospital is this!! I want to squat too!!!"
"Am I the only one who discovered Huadian, constipation??"
"Hahahahahahaha why is the cutie constipated!! Is it because the dog Alpha's diet is too meaty?!?!"
"Although it's miserable, I still want to laugh hahahahahaha!!"
"Can you be more careful with the big baby!! Prepare some vegetables for him!! Don't turn him into a second Zhou Yanjun!!"
"Fire said there? Offended."
"God Z is too poisonous? You can shake out such a shameful thing! Don't we little Omega lose face! [doge]"
"If I were Naitong, I would kill him, the dog Alpha, on the spot? → →, Naitong is still so obedient."
"No no no, Blink almost cried out of anger at that time hahahahahaha! God Z is a real dog."
"Am I the only one who thinks that the two of them are a good match when they stand together!! The visual sense of old dogecoin x little idiot."
"Upstairs you are not alone."
"+1."
"+2."
"+10086."
...
Everyone in Polaris swiped their phones in silence, expressing deep sympathy for the sacrificed classmate Xia Xiaotong.
The instigator, Lin Mingfei, finally felt a little bit of guilt, and coughed twice to break the deadlock: "There are so many fans, and it doesn't matter if we don't usually meet each other... If you are surrounded by people who meet regularly It's more embarrassing if someone knows, isn't it?"
As soon as he finished speaking, several status notifications popped up on Weibo.
@剑牙虎_Goblin: [Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha how poisonous is Polaris’ food that it makes the new wizard contestant? Constipation! ! Looking at it this way, our saber-toothed tigers are better off!]
@剑牙虎_梨蓝: [Agreed, we all have a nutritionist to prepare meals, and we will never have a figure like some fat people. I suggest Polaris learn?.]
@剑牙虎_YOYO: [So how is Blink's constipation now? Need Kaiser? I can recommend brands. @Poalris Official Club, @Polaris_Zero.]
@剑头虎_Robin King: [The official game is coming soon? Can your team pay attention, it is really unprofessional?! Feel like we're going to win without a fight? @Poalris Official Club, @Polaris_Zero.]
Lin Mingfei: "..."
He Youjin raised his eyelids, and said quietly, "Yes, now the whole world knows that Xia Xiaotong is constipated?"