He Youjin was expressionlessly eating Xia Tong's half bag of potato chips on the sofa in the living room. After a while, he saw Lin Mingfei coming out of the lounge with Xia Tong. He Youjin squinted and chewed the potato chips loudly, and the old hermaphrodite said, "Thank you both for remembering my existence."
"Talking about some personal matters, Sorry~" Lin Mingfei smiled, but she didn't seem to feel guilty at all.
This man has always been such a condescending figure who can do whatever he wants, He Youjin advised himself to learn to get used to it as soon as possible.
"That's right." He patted the sofa beside him, motioning for Xia Tong to come and sit down: "I haven't finished talking about what I just said."
Xia Tong let out a "hmm", skipped over and sat down, He Youjin put one arm on the back of the sofa, and said seriously: "You said that King Kong molested NPCs, did anyone else see it that day besides you?"
"Isn't it enough for me to see alone?" Xia Tong raised her face and asked in confusion.
"There are not too many witnesses." He Youjin shook a finger: "The more people I see, the more I will be able to make this piece of chewing gum stick to King Kong's body and cannot be picked off!"
"Your analogy is really disgusting." Lin Mingfei sat down beside Xia Tong and crossed her legs.
"Emmmm... In fact, there is another person here." Xia Tong scratched her head and whispered, "But it doesn't matter whether he is there or not? Because he didn't record or record it!"
"Who?" He Youjin asked, "Whose name can't be said so much?"
Xia Tong hesitated for a moment and replied: "It's fat, isn't he still a member of KUQ at that time?"
He Youjin suddenly realized, and finally showed a complicated expression.
"It's a bit more troublesome." He mused, "If it was someone else, I could still tell him to come out and add to the fire, but Fire is a bit embarrassing..."
"When he was in KUQ, he was always told by people surnamed Zhao that he was in Cao Ying and his heart was in Han." Lin Mingfei said, "If he is asked to come out to identify King Kong this time, there will probably be a bunch of people who will say that he is a heartless white-eyed wolf." gone."
"Yeah!" Xia Tong nodded vigorously at the side in agreement.
"Tsk." He Youjin sighed softly: "Forget it, anyway, even if there are witnesses to this matter, it may not necessarily be hammered to death. It's just to divert the attention of the public. I haven't seen them take out your pot of dirty water. What a convincing evidence, it hasn't been bustling with Tao to this day."
"Let's divide up." Lin Mingfei said lazily, "After all, popularity is there."
"I'm quite proud of your tone." He Youjin said speechlessly.
"I have brought a list of sponsors to the P team by myself, isn't this considered a personal achievement?" Lin Mingfei said, "It is not too much for you to erect a statue of honor in front of the club's gate. .”
"...Damn it." He You was convinced: "As expected of the captain of Team P who has no self-respect, it's shameless to ask for money!"
"Why do you want face? It can't be eaten, it will only embarrass yourself." Lin Mingfei chuckled and said, "If you want to succeed, you can't be too shameless. Look at the saber-toothed tiger." He paused, bowed his head Seeing that Xia Tong was taking a small notebook and "scrubbing" notes.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"Didn't you say that I don't have a good eye!" Xia Tong said with all her concentration: "I think you all speak very philosophically! I want to memorize them all, and read and recite them before going to bed! Then I can become as good as you—"
He Youjin leaned over to glance at Xia Tong's notes, and read along in a dragged tone: "Zero said that if you want to succeed, you can't have face. If you want face, you will have no money. If you want face, you will have nothing to eat. Self-esteem..."
Lin Mingfei: "... ...... ..???"
He Youjin: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha! What kind of youth evil classic is this!"
Xia Tong looked up blankly, looked left and right: "Did I get it wrong?"
"Reading comprehension is zero." Lin Mingfei fiercely pulled out the loose-leaf notebook under his command, tore up the paper, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it far away into the trash can: "Don't imitate my mother, it's easy to learn badly."
Xia Tong: "Oh!"
He Youjin laughed so hard that he prostrated himself on his side and pounded on the sofa. Lin Mingfei said speechlessly, "Is it that funny?"
"Yes, I've done the splits with laughter." He Youjin nodded desperately, and then took out a tissue to wipe away his tears.
"I still remembered one more thing." Xia Tong suddenly had a flash of inspiration, clenched his fists and said, "I reported King Kong at that time!"
"Huh???" He Youjin stopped laughing immediately, and asked urgently: "Why didn't you say it earlier! It will be easy to handle after you report it!"
"But King Kong changed his name at that time." Xia Tong stretched out a finger and pointed at his chin, and recalled: "And I don't know if the report was successful. If it was successful, why can he still play games normally? No Should it be banned?"
"KUQ is a top four team after all, and Lao Zhao is also capable. He must have a deal and friendship with the alliance. It is more than enough to keep King Kong. I know this." Lin Mingfei said lightly: "But even if you change the name , the report record must still be there, I guess King Kong should have been blocked for a while, and then released under the operation of Xin Zhao."
"Then can you find the reporting records?" He Youjin asked expectantly.
"Let me try." Lin Mingfei lowered his head and fiddled with the restraint bracelet on his wrist, drooping his thin eyelids: "Oh, by the way, I'll ask you one more thing."
"What?" He Youjin gave a "thud" in his heart. He always felt that Lin Mingfei's words were like saying "you find a place to lean on and I'm going to start scaring you", so he immediately moved his butt back Move, cling to the back of the sofa.
"A few days ago, Shi Ya and I went to Saber Toothed Tiger. We wanted to snatch an old man from our team, but we couldn't reach an agreement, so we cleaned him up." Lin Mingfei said plainly.
"... What do you mean by tidying up?" He Youjin began to ooze white sweat from his back.
"That's what you understand." Lin Mingfei smiled: "But don't worry, the surveillance didn't catch it, neither of us left any traces on him, and it's useless to go to the hospital for an injury check, so now he He didn’t make a sound, probably knocked out teeth and swallowed blood.”
He Youjin shuddered fiercely: "...So what is the point of you telling me now?"
"It's nothing special, just report it." Lin Mingfei got up and said, "It's also to show respect for you. After all, you are our manager. Information sharing, there is no secret."
He Youjin, who deeply felt "respected", said: "... I thank you!"
Xia Tong raised her head, stared at Lin Mingfei's back for a while, picked at the corner of her clothes twice, but still couldn't sit still, she hurriedly got up.
Lin Mingfei's cell phone ran out of battery, and was about to go back to the room to get a charging cable, when he suddenly heard the sound of "deng, deng, deng" footsteps behind him, when he turned his head, Xia Tong happened to stick to it, and was startled by him, his body Lean back.
"Mommy duck!" The little Omega's foot was not stable, his feet slipped and he was about to fall downstairs. Lin Mingfei, with quick eyesight and quick hands, grabbed his collar vigorously and pulled him back to his side.
"Ah, I'm scared to death!!" Xia Tong leaned against the handrail of the stairs, gasping for breath.
"What are you doing?" Lin Mingfei didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and wondered, "I'm so close to me, yet there is no movement at all."
"I... I'll see what you're doing." Xia Tong said in a low voice with her mouth flattened.
"I'll go back to the house and get a charging cable." Lin Mingfei laughed, and showed Xia Tong the screen of her phone that was running out of battery.
"Oh..." Xia Tong rubbed her fingers on the handrail of the stairs, but hesitated to speak.
"What's the matter?" Lin Mingfei asked, "Do you have something to tell me?"
"Uh...well." Xia Tong nodded, bit his soft lips, lowered his head and said with difficulty: "The one you and Timer cleaned up...is handsome Ping?"
"It's him." Lin Mingfei was noncommittal.
"He... Is that why he didn't come back?" Xia Tong lowered her voice nervously.
Lin Mingfei was startled for a moment, then burst out laughing.
"It's not the reason, it's the result, and it's his own refusal to come back."
"Then...does that have something to do with me?" Xia Tong's eyes faintly fluctuated with panic, "Is it because of me?"
"No." Lin Mingfei replied firmly: "It has nothing to do with you at all, don't think about it."
"Really?" Xia Tong didn't seem to believe it.
Lin Mingfei laughed in a deep voice, pressed his big hand on the top of little Omega's head, and rubbed it. His palm was warm, and reliable power was transmitted to him: "When did I ever lie to you? There's no need."
"Then why doesn't he want to come back? Our place is so good." Xia Tong was puzzled.
"What you think is good may not be the same as others." Lin Mingfei smiled shallowly: "He thinks that our place is a den of thieves, which will not benefit him and will tarnish his reputation."
"Why is this person like this!" Xia Tong's delicate eyebrows gradually frowned, and he stretched his fist angrily: "Talking nonsense! Doesn't your conscience hurt!"
"So, there are many kinds of people in the world, and some of them have no conscience, and you won't be surprised if you see them too much." Lin Mingfei said.
"Then why did you and Timer still deal with him?"
"I didn't intend to deal with him at first, but his mouth is too cheap, he asked for it." Lin Mingfei snorted softly, pocketed with one hand, bent down suddenly, and touched Xia Tong's forehead: "So in the future, if someone Whoever speaks up makes you unhappy, remember to tell me, and I will help you vent your anger."
Xia Tong's mood improved, and she showed her face and smiled: "Zero, you are really a good captain. Being a member of Team P is super happy, so I can rest assured!" As he said, the haze on his face was swept away, He ran downstairs happily again.
Lin Mingfei stared at his back for a while, shook her head helplessly, and said to herself with a chuckle, "It has nothing to do with whether you are in Team P or not, you idiot."
Zhou Yanjun and Bo Yu are old partners, and the consciousness and tacit understanding of those battles are deeply rooted in their bones, and they can be awakened without much intensive training.
The arena in Wangling is divided into 2V2, 3V3 and 5V5. Different scales have different personnel restrictions and requirements. 2V2 is less cooperative, and 5V5 is easy to fight. Therefore, 3V3 has the most players participating, and it is also used to practice tactics. The best scene can be arranged in groups or scattered, and the system will randomly and intelligently assign teammates according to different configurations of players.
Boyu and Zhou Yanjun, the output duo of ax and knights, will automatically match them with elf players, because Boyu hasn't played in the arena for a long time, and the rank is still at zero stage, so Zhou Yanjun is troubled with him. A row of fish ponds together. As soon as the two went in, they met an elf sister who had just completed the level and was still wearing mission equipment.
The arena will randomly assign competitive maps, and different maps will produce different effects, requiring different tactics and strategies, which greatly enhances the playability of PVP. In addition to the players, monsters will be refreshed from time to time, interfering with the competition process. A beast cage slowly descended from the center of the map, and a ferocious tiger was trapped in the cage, and its ferocious and ferocious posture was lifelike.
"I, I, I, I'm not very good at it." The elf sister said tremblingly during the preparation stage: "If you can't breastfeed, please don't scold me."
"It's okay, you can hang up the phone." Zhou Yanjun said indifferently.
Bo Yu was cold and deep: "Yes."
The elf sister was still very nervous.
When the countdown was over, the ferocious beast came out of the cage with a roar, and at the same time Zhou Yanjun and Bo Yu also rushed out like arrows from the string.
"Hey, wait for me!" The elf sister was so frightened that she couldn't move half a step, her legs were filled with lead, and she felt like she was about to cry. On the field of competition, he is the best.
The configuration on the opposite side is a hunter, an ax warrior, and an elf. The elf sister desperately wanted to see the two output positions on the opposite side in order to avoid it, but before she was allowed to walk out of the camp, "Victory " in big characters.
The round is over.
Elf sister: "???"
How do you feel that this 3V3 battle situation doesn't need her at all?
Boyu and Zhou Yanjun just felt that it was a tooth sacrifice. From their point of view, if the three low-level players on the opposite side were not because they could move independently, they would be no different from NPCs.
Neither of the two of them noticed the shock in the elf sister's heart. They left the battle situation on their own, entered the scattered queue, and entered again after a while.
Coincidentally, the system assigned them the elf sister just now.
"Ah! It's you two again!" The elf sister said in surprise and joy: "Are you two in duo? We are so destined, don't we?"
Zhou Yanjun turned his head and glanced at her, and said "huh": "Isn't there no one playing in the arena at this point, and we are the only ones queuing up."
"It's possible!" The elf sister smiled and said, "Island, why didn't you say hello to me?"
Bo Yu asked blankly, "Who is she?"
Elf sister: "..."
Zhou Yanjun was not surprised: "He is face-blind, just get used to it."
Elf sister wronged: "I am Hua Feihua, don't you remember the one who played 33 with you just now?"
Bo Yu shook her head frankly: "I haven't been milked, I have no impression."
Flowers are not flowers: "..."
"Hahahaha." Zhou Yanjun laughed a couple of times, and urged: "Okay, stop chatting, let's start."
So the two DPS rushed out like mad dogs again.
Hua Feihua was so wronged, she thought to herself why she didn't give milk just now, it was obviously because it ended too soon and didn't give her a chance to breastfeed.
"I'll definitely milk you this time!" she said loudly, daring herself to rush out of the camp.
This is a map of rice fields. The reeds all over the place are taller than people, dense and lush. Hua Feihua lost her way without taking two steps. She could only hear the sound of fighting from a distance. The words "Victory" jumped out again.
This game is over again! !
Hua Feihua is autistic.
She really wanted to talk to those two DPS, expressing that she also wanted to play a little bit of space, but the two DPS withdrew from the battle at the speed of light.
Aren't these two people planning to communicate with people in the arena? Leave after the fight? Hit again on the ground? what is this? A tool person who only knows how to go up?
Hua Feihua was a little unconvinced. She had just played this game not long ago. She was attracted by the beautiful appearance of the elves and the beautiful and dreamy map scenery of this game. She didn't pay much attention to professional competitions. She just wanted to experience It feels like fighting side by side with DPS and being protected by DPS. She doesn't expect to win, but has a girlish feeling in her heart, hoping to meet a handsome and powerful DPS in the arena, and then form a partner to visit the royal tomb.
The two DPS just now fit her definition of "powerful output", but in terms of appearance, the taciturn and handsome ax warrior is more suitable for her taste.
Too bad he's face blind.
Face blindness can be cured! And if everyone is face-blind and only likes her, then wouldn't face-blindness be an advantage
The more Hua Feihua thought about it, the more beautiful she felt, and she did not give up. After quitting the battle, she entered the queue again, praying in her heart while waiting.
It's better to be the two of them! Please, let me rank the two of them!
Then God appeared, and after she got in, she was pleasantly surprised to find that it was the two of them again!
"That, Ouba!" Hua Feihua, who was once acquainted with him for the second time, greeted him enthusiastically this time, and said with a blushing face, "What a coincidence! We actually ran into each other again."
Zhou Yanjun was a little speechless: "It seems that no one really plays in the arena at this point."
Bo Yu: "Well, weekdays."
Hua Feihua said: "Can we add a friend, we will directly form a lineup later, and ask Oppa to bring points!"
"Bring it?" Zhou Yanjun asked Bo Yu.
Bo Yu remained expressionless: "I don't care."
Hua Feihua immediately showed a flattering sweet smile: "Qiaoqiu Obama!"
Zhou Yanjun didn't care much, in his opinion, it was all a matter of little effort.
"Then take it."
Hua Feihua got his wish and joined their team.
The three of them started to line up to score without pain.
Hua Feihua found that she really didn't need to exist. When she was in a low rank, Bo Yu and Zhou Yanjun could always crush the opponents at the beginning of the game without losing their blood. She wanted to give a healing skill but She didn't even have a chance, she thought that maybe she would have a chance at the high ranks, but later she found out that she was too naive, at the middle and high ranks, she would be taken away by the opponent's DPS at the beginning of the game, and she couldn't survive ten seconds on the field Zhong, let alone his two teammates.
Although this kind of scoring process is fast, there is no game experience at all, and there is no romantic hero to save the beauty that Hua Feihua imagined before. She was even a little scared of being trampled in the arena, and said to Boyu tremblingly: "Ouba, can you save me, I love you guys..."
"It's pointless to save you." Bo Yu briefly dismissed her thoughts.
Zhou Yanjun was more blunt: "If we save you, you may not survive ten seconds. If you have this spare time, you might as well change to the nurse on the opposite side! Hey! This is called strategy."
The two of them are indeed a pair of tool people who only know how to score! Straight man!
Hua Feihua collapsed in her heart.
She almost began to regret joining this highly emotional team, but she had to admit that the strategy of these two people was absolutely correct, and after more than an hour, they reached the highest 9th dan painlessly.
After reaching this level, it will be difficult for them to win consecutively without pain. To be precise, Bo Yu and Zhou Yanjun can't move her a little bit, but Hua Feihua still enjoys this kind of flamboyant way of crushing the opponent. It felt like she had even blurred her own position, and felt that the winning streak was more or less due to her own contribution. She didn't really want to leave the team, and wanted to stay in the three-person team, so she kept silent.
Those two people didn't urge her to leave immediately.
Hua Feihua felt a little bit of secret joy in her heart, wondering if she could continue to play the arena with Bo Yu.
At this time she heard Bo Yu ask: "What did he say? Wait for him a while?"
Hua Feihua thumped in her heart.
who? Who are they talking to
Zhou Yanjun said: "I'm asking, isn't there a magic wand with special effects last time, it's very powerful, and it must be brought out for a while."
Staff? wizard
Hua Feihua immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
What is the wizard here for? If you can't breastfeed, you might as well be yourself!
She immediately put her heart back into her stomach, and approached Boyu happily: "Ouba, shall we continue to fight? I can continue to nurse you."
Before Bo Yu could speak, Zhou Yanjun slapped his hands happily and said, "Here he is, I tricked him into coming!"
Hua Feihua: "???"
Her smile was still on her cheeks, and she heard Bo Yu say, "Oh, I'm sorry, we have a friend coming, so we can't continue to take you to fight."
"But, but I'm a nanny!" Hua Feihua said anxiously: "Isn't your friend a wizard? How do you three output?"
"Team Chopper, let's find out!" Zhou Yanjun was unaware of the girl's impending breakup, and jumped excitedly on the spot: "I'm about to finish warming up! I can do it again!"
"He's online, I'll pull him in." Bo Yu said.
"Ding Dong" sound.
Player [Xia Xiaotong] has joined your team.
Hua Feihua was stunned, and stared at the icon on Xia Xiaotong's name. He was indeed a wizard.
"Oh, there are people in your team!" Xia Tong entered and typed on the team channel.
"Passerby, take a few games." Bo Yu said.
Zhou Yanjun said gently: "The four of you can't form 33, little sister, you should leave the team!"
Hua Feihua didn't say a word, pretending not to see it.
She doesn't want to quit the team, she intends to stay in the team forever.
How does the chopper team fight! Isn't the chopper team's fault tolerance rate lower! Of course, her nanny is useful! And hadn't he been on a winning streak just now!
She will not retreat, let's see what they do, they are always embarrassed to kick her out of the team as a little girl! After a while they will figure it out, it is safer to bring a nanny!
Hua Feihua thought secretly in her heart.
On the other side, Zhou Yanjun wondered, "Why didn't she respond?"
Bo Yu thought for a moment and said, "Maybe the sensor is disconnected, leaving an afterimage here, which is actually disconnected."
Xia Tong said blankly, "Then what should we say now?"
Zhou Yanjun said: "It doesn't feel good to kick her, so let's just retire."
Bo Yu: "Yes, I will rebuild the team."
Hua Feihua: "???"
The next second [Polaris_Island has withdrawn from your team.]
[Polaris_Fire has quit your team.]
Xia Xiaotong also politely left a sentence: "Goodbye, Huahua, see you if you are destined!"
[Xia Xiaotong quit your team.]
Hua Feihua burst into tears in anger.
What's the difference between this and kicking her out of the team!