"I thought about it before I went in. It doesn't have to deal a lot of damage, but it must live longer! So I clicked a life-saving skill, which is the Nanguomen method. I don't think anyone clicks it!"
"Nonsense, the basic cooling time is five minutes, you may not be able to use this skill a second time even if you are cold."
"But he can make the dying person invincible for a second and recover blood immediately. I think it's quite practical, so I clicked it."
"No wonder you fell from the tree and survived. We all thought you were cold at the time, but later we found out that your name was not ashes. But how did you find out where King Kong is?"
"His line of sight is still very clear, right? Follow the line of sight and find it! At that time, he thought I was dead, and the two of you were in close combat, so you must not be able to touch him, so you didn't change your camp."
It was lunch time. Xia Tong, Zhou Yanjun and Bo Yu went offline to the restaurant for dinner. During the process, they were still chattering about the battle situation just now. No one could get in the way of that guy.
He Youjin, Lin Mingfei and Shi Ya suddenly felt that the food was tasteless, as if the three of them were so lazy, Shi Yapi smiled and pointed his fingers. He knocked on the table with his knuckles: "Okay, you three went to the arena behind my back, right? You are now capable enough to play in the chopper team! You don't need fatherly love anymore."
Bo Yu and Zhou Yanjun really felt the wrath of the nanny, they both shrank their necks and fell silent like quails. Only Xia Tong bit her chopsticks and moved closer to Shi Ya, and said with a smirk on her face, "Timer, we played two rounds, just two rounds, and lost one round!"
"What are you fooling around with the two of them?" Shi Ya saw Xia Tong's expression softened instantly, patted his head, and said earnestly: "PVP entry must follow the rules, how can you be so nonsense? Still playing the chopper team? Losing is right. "
"But we still won a round!" Xia Tong stretched her thin neck to argue: "We also defeated KUQ's gorilla, right Fatty!"
"Yes, yes! It's super cool, even better than emptying the stool!" Zhou Yanjun was so happy when he mentioned this, he couldn't help clamoring: "It's so cool that I can eat two more bowls of rice today!"
"You can pull it down, it's as if you missed a bite of food someday." Shi Ya said speechlessly.
"But to be honest, the meal at noon today is delicious!" Zhou Yanjun ate a "sloppy" meal, licked his shiny mouth, and said with sincere emotion: "This hairy blood, this butter wide powder, It’s too bad! Which takeaway shop did it come from?”
"Didn't you find out that our base has hired a new aunt?" He You went into the kitchen and gestured. A woman in an apron was packing up the kitchen utensils. Hearing this, she smiled gently.
"Hello, my surname is Song. It's my first day here." She rubbed her hands and said shyly.
"Hello, Aunt Song~~~~~" Xia Tong immediately laughed so hard that she couldn't see her teeth, and greeted her loudly with a drawn out tone.
"Hey! Hello, hello." No one could escape Xia Xiaotong's cuteness, and Aunt Song suddenly showed a loving and maternal smile: "Is today's food still used to it? The taste is not bad." Bar?"
"Yeah! I really like it!" Xia Tong nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Aunt Song: "Tell Auntie what you like to eat, and Auntie will make it for you! Auntie doesn't know how to go online to learn!"
Zhou Yanjun got up immediately, put his hands on the seams of his trousers, and bowed straight at ninety degrees: "It's delicious! It's better than all the takeaways I've eaten! Auntie thank you! Auntie loves you!"
One of them was sweet and the other was sweet, coaxing Auntie Song into a ecstasy, and poured a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice for each of them.
Shi Ya snorted lightly: "My aunt is talking to Xia Tong, what are you doing there to join in the fun?"
Zhou Yanjun has a thick skin: "I can eat whatever Xia Tong likes!"
"Alas pig is worthy of being an Alas pig." Lin Mingfei gave a thumbs up without raising her head.
Bo Yu moved closer to He Youjin's side, and asked in a low voice, "Our team is already able to invite aunties? Where did you get the money for?"
He Youjin slowly stirred the bone soup in the bowl: "Thanks to Zero, his dedicated dedication has brought great benefits to our team."
Bo Yu was silent for two seconds, her pupils trembling: "Captain, have you borrowed a loan shark?"
Zhou Yanjun turned his head when he heard the sound: "—or sell yourself???"
Lin Mingfei almost choked on the coffee in his hand: "Ahem..."
He Youjin: "Hahahahaha!! Yes, yes! He sold himself to a wealthy Omega woman!"
Xia Tong looked up at Lin Mingfei ignorantly, but the arc of reflex still stayed on "selling one's body", he asked seriously: "Is it very expensive to sell one's body?"
Lin Mingfei didn't want to talk about such idiots at all, so she put on a funeral face and said, "Have a hammer and eat."
Xia Tong was quite determined to share weal and woe with him, so she moved closer and asked more intently, "Where are you selling it?"
Lin Mingfei: "?"
Xia Tong: "I'll go sell it with you!"
Lin Mingfei: "..."
The base was quiet for two seconds, and then everyone burst into wild laughter, with Zhou Yanjun laughing the most.
Xia Tong didn't understand what he meant, but she was still at a loss and full of loyalty. She felt injustice for Lin Mingfei, "What are you laughing at? Everyone is using the money, right? How can we let Zero sell it alone? Why don't we all sell it together?" ah!"
The laughter in the club stopped abruptly.
After a while, Zhou Yanjun said quietly: "I'd better forget it and go to you."
"Yeah, it's not by the catty. If you want to sell it, someone has to take it." Lin Mingfei sneered gloatingly.
The so-called wounding the enemy one thousand, and self-injury eight hundred, He Youjin waved his hands and said with a wooden face: "Let's skip this topic."
Xia Tong was even more confused, until Shi Ya bent down and whispered something in his ear, the little Omega's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, so red that it was about to bleed.
"That's me... I'm full." He packed up the dishes and got up from the table awkwardly, wishing he could run away immediately.
"You've only eaten so much that you're full?" He Youjin glanced up, frowned, and said, "Don't you just lose weight!"
"No, I'm really full." Xia Tong said.
Lin Mingfei squinted at him, almost got the word "unbelief" etched on his face, and patted the chair beside him without excuse: "Sit down and eat, forget about the topic just now."
Xia Tong said anxiously: "But I really can't eat it anymore!" He was afraid that Lin Mingfei would not believe him, so he straightened his waist and brought his little belly to Lin Mingfei, and said earnestly: "My stomach is bulging! If you don't believe me, look at it!" Well!"
Lin Mingfei: "."
He glanced sideways and glanced over the little Omega's body.
Xia Tong wore a cotton sweater with cartoon print and paired with parents' trousers. The whole person exuded a feeling of young teeth, soft and squeaky, and the lower waist was slender. drum.
"I can't see drums." Lin Mingfei said truthfully.
Xia Tong refused to accept it, and stood up vigorously, grabbed Lin Mingfei's hand, and pressed Alpha's palm tightly against her stomach: "Touch and touch, it's obviously bulging, super bulging!"
One side of Lin Mingfei's body froze.
The texture under the hands is soft and flat, and the clothes are not too thick. The warm body temperature of the little omega penetrates through the clothes, staining the skin of his palms, like moist hot spring water.
What a beautiful body it is. So good... that you want someone to keep it for you.
Lin Mingfei's Adam's apple rolled up and down roughly, drawing out the tight and sexy neck line, but did not speak.
At this time, Zhou Yanjun on the side took out a few pieces of paper to wipe his hands like Erbaiwu said: "I want to touch it too! Let me touch it!
Let's see how much you little prick can eat! "As soon as he raised his fat paw, he met Lin Mingfei's eyes that were so sharp that they could almost kill people.
Obviously, Lin Mingfei didn't say anything yet, the "unpleasant" aura emanating from his body had been suppressed heavily, with a strong deterrent, Zhou Yanjun's smile gradually disappeared, and he stood still and shook him off. The shiny fat paw sat back resentfully.
"You don't trust me." Lin Mingfei said lightly.
"No way!" Zhou Yanjun waved his hands and smiled awkwardly: "It's ok if the captain touches it, ojbk!"
"Then I can go back!" Xia Tong whispered, "Go, take a nap." Lin Mingfei said.
"OK!"
Xia Tong ran up the stairs "crawling and rubbing".
"If you let me touch you, you can touch it, but you don't refuse anyone who comes." He Youjin rolled his eyes and said, "It's fine if the kid doesn't understand anything, and you fucking pretend not to understand." ? I don’t know, but I thought you were pregnant and feeling the fetal movement.”
"I'm using my hands, and I'm wearing clothes. Don't you think I'm too powerful?" Lin Mingfei lazily drooped her eyelids.
"What the hell!" He Youjin put his index and middle fingers together, and pointed at Lin Mingfei tremblingly: "You old bastard!"
"If he had this ability, he wouldn't have come to play professionally. He would have been sent off as Guanyin." Shi Ya said sarcastically.
"Let me tell you the truth. After a few days when everything is on the right track, I will go to the league to re-register your player information. Although the league has no hard and fast rule that Omega cannot participate, there will definitely be people who gossip. During this sensitive period, all of you restrain yourself a bit and don’t make any troubles! You are not allowed to make dirty jokes! Create a clean and harmonious growth environment for your hard-won cute teammates!”
Lin Mingfei nodded: "I agree."
"You agree!" He Youjin gave him the middle finger: "You are the first to tell me to watch my words and deeds!"
Zhou Yanjun didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement: "That's it!"
He Youjin twirled his middle finger: "Don't try to pick it out, you are the second!"
Zhou Yanjun: "..."
Shi Ya: "Ha, ha." He gracefully wiped the corners of his lips with a tissue, and suddenly said seriously: "But I think Xia Tong does eat too little, he is short and light, and he is all Alpha's. It’s really a disadvantage in the arena.”
"Yes!" Zhou Yanjun seemed to have remembered something, slapped his head and said, "Can you believe that he can be directly knocked off the map by the roar of the beast? When he told me that day that he only weighed fifty-two kilograms, my mother and I My whole body is in shock!"
Bo Yu: "...he is only half your weight?"
Zhou Yanjun: "Yes, old man! I feel like I could break his arm if I pinch him."
Bo Yu said: "Don't we have the rigid requirement of exercising every day? Why don't we take Xia Tong with us? I can teach him to lift weights."
Zhou Yanjun: "Do you want to train him into a muscular King Kong Barbie? Damn, it's a bit exciting just thinking about it..."
Shi Ya: "...I'm talking about nutrition, but you guys have gone too far."
Lin Mingfei leaned back, leaned on the back of the chair, raised her arms, and recalled Xia Tong's eating preference just now.
Cauliflower in dry pot cauliflower, quail eggs and asparagus in chowder, more protein and vegetables, less oil and less meat.
This should be the eating habit hardened by his previous living environment, in order to maintain a beautiful and delicate appearance. Lin Mingfei still remembers that Zhou Yanjun gave Xia Tong potato chips that day, and the little Omega ate it as if he had eaten some rare and delicious food, which showed that Xia Tong didn't like delicious food.
Lin Mingfei felt a little distressed. He thought that there was still a long way to go before Xia Tong could become a normal Omega with rich and colorful life experiences.
Unexpectedly, in just one noon, Weibo exploded.
The reason is that the elf player of the national server named "Father of Dorayaki" broadcasted the process of teaming up with KUQ's hunter King Kong in his live broadcast room, and accidentally recorded King Kong and the former KUQ knight player Fire. The content of the mouth cannon.
Both sides are powerful trolls, and the fight in just a few words is nothing short of exciting. Originally, King Kong didn't take advantage of this matter at all, but King Kong's few fans joined forces with the fans of the KUQ team. So he rose up and began to bombard Zhou Yanjun.
[I've heard that Zhou Gou is a white-eyed wolf, and today I saw it and it really deserves its reputation. Did KUQ give you less to eat or less to wear, and was eager to pull on his former teammate as soon as he left?]
[Without KUQ, you got out of the P team, so you are a lost dog, okay? Now there are more knight players in the circle than stray cats have more lice. With Zhou Yanjun's level, I guess he can only be a poor anchor in some corner, and still continue to play professionally? Can you make yourself so fat?]
[The contract is terminated as soon as it is said, and the teammate's friendship is ignored. I have never seen such a thing. Didn't your mother give you a conscience when she gave birth to you? As expected of you, Zhou Yanjun.]
[Zhou Gou is Lin Mingfei's number one dog licker in the world, right? Lin Mingfei is your father? Run as soon as you call.]
[Lin Mingfei is not a good bird, isn't she still picked up for dating a while ago? Sure enough, what kind of pot matches what kind of cover, the smell is similar.]
[I'd like to see what kind of moth P team can create this time, don't look back and fail to cross the threshold of the league, Zhou Gou will cry and go back to KUQ to beg for shelter.]
[At that time, I will definitely brush up on Zhou Yanjun, the loyal dog! Manually funny.]
Originally, the rhythm of this wave should be fans of King Kong and the fans of the father of Dorayaki, and then all the passers-by would follow suit and complain about King Kong's dishes, but for some reason, the rhythm on the Internet went off inexplicably. KUQ fans unilaterally insulted Zhou Yanjun, and soon Zhou Yanjun's fans also reacted, and began to retaliate not to be outdone.
[I really can't take it anymore, are all your fans of KUQ fans following the Lord, with tumors growing on their necks? Obviously it was King Kong's colored pen who provoked it first, okay?]
[Which septic tank did King Kong's mouth grow out of? Master Huo is really well-mannered, if only I could pick up a knife and go to the other end of the network cable to chop him off!]
[I asked Fire if it was bad to say a word of KUQ? Are you going to get scolded for discussing the matter? What kind of world is this?]
[Now is the transfer season, what happened to changing teams? What happened to changing to the old team? Did you throw away your ancestral grave or what?]
[Hehe, to put it bluntly, can KUQ accommodate our Fire Buddha? I really don't know what to do.]
[Brother upstairs, the truth is true. As a technical fan of Zhou Yanjun, I have to say, KUQ doesn't even look at what he played in the league? Can you make it to the semi-finals because I don't have Fire as a forward? Sober up, hey!]
[I am Fire's girlfriend fan! ! I support all of Fire's decisions! You are not allowed to spray him!]
[I really hope that Fire will return to Polaris, that's my home, that's right, as a fan of Team P, I'm crying right now!]
[Z fans have been afraid to speak, why do you always bring my brother with you when you quarrel, hasn't the matter of sex dating been clarified?]
[Team P is really miserable, Meiqiang is miserable, and so many people have pink eyes before they officially come back.]
The Internet was torn up in such a mess, Zhou Yanjun woke up from a nap, and his phone blew up.
"Damn, what the hell!" As soon as he opened Weibo, his private mailbox was filled with all kinds of nasty insults. He ran downstairs and found that He Youjin was also messing around with the computer in the living room.
"Hey, I just wanted to go upstairs and call you." He Youjin said, "You have been scolded and trending on Weibo."
Zhou Yanjun: "???"
"Don't make such an expression!" He Youjin smacked his lips and said, "I'm also quite surprised. I heard that your popularity is not the highest in Team P. At that time, Ping Shuai reposted and liked the black material about Zero's dating, but no one took it He pulled it out and whipped the corpse, and you actually made it to the top of the list!"
Zhou Yanjun: "... I can't tell whether you are an enemy or a friendly army for a while."
He Youjin didn't take it seriously, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "KUQ's public relations is good, and the firepower transfer is quite comprehensive. Hey, but since they fire first, don't call me ruthless!"
Zhou Yanjun: "Huh?"
He paused, and said with a wooden face: "Actually, I don't feel anything when they spray me. You don't have to play with them for me."
"Oh! What kind of hammer are you?" He Youjin rolled up his sleeves and sneered, "You deserve me to work hard? Beta's knowledgeable life is worth a fortune!"
Zhou Yanjun: "..."
He Youjin: "I feel sorry for your P team's little favorability with the fans!" He closed the computer and stood up abruptly.
Zhou Yanjun was quite worried that this thin-armed and slender-legged man would really fight with the Alphas from KUQ, so he couldn't help asking: "Where are you going?"
"Buy hot searches!" He Youjin put his arms on his hips aggressively, and sneered, "Are they the only ones who will buy hot searches? I will too! If they buy one hot search, we will buy two! If they hire a thousand sailors, we will hire them." Ten thousand! Who is afraid of whom! Stinky Alpha!"
Zhou Yanjun gasped at his harsh words: "Hiss—"
He Youjin raised his head, his glasses glowed with a strange white light, and he laughed wildly as if being bent over by something: "Anyway, our P team is rich now, and if we have money, we can do anything!" After finishing speaking, he " Step on the ground and walk away.
Bo Yu was coming down the stairs, staring at He Youjin's back for a while.
"Manager He is wearing slippers, right?" He said in shock, "How can you make such a loud noise?"
Zhou Yanjun: "...Maybe there is a witch wearing high heels living in his heart?"
"It's still the kind that can crush the heads of all Alpha dogs." Someone laughed softly.
Zhou Yanjun was taken aback for a moment, and followed the sound.
Lin Mingfei was lying on the handrail of the corridor, spinning the phone contentedly with one hand. He clamped the body of the phone with two fingers, and the other fingers pushed the back of the phone and turned it in the palm of his hand, as if at any moment. It fell, but it never fell.
"Can I rely on you not to play with your phone like this?" Zhou Yanjun shrank his neck: "I'm afraid your phone will fall from upstairs and hit me."
"When did you become so timid?" Lin Mingfei asked.
"Since ten minutes ago, when my private mailbox was blown up by trolls." Zhou Yanjun said.
He himself didn't feel anything about being sprayed down, but seeing Lin Mingfei and Polaris being affected, he felt guilty in his heart, and even began to doubt whether it was the right decision for him to come out of KUQ and return to Polaris so recklessly.
Bo Yu patted his shoulder.
Lin Mingfei squinted her eyes.
"Every time I see you like this, I want to spend a lot of money to open an anti-hypocritical treatment center, the kind of electric shock." He said.
Zhou Yanjun: "...you fucking—"
Lin Mingfei raised her three-dimensional and masculine jaw: "Just wait and see Weibo."
Zhou Yanjun was taken aback for a moment, then lowered his head and took out his phone.
He clicked on the bloody Weibo, and suddenly found that the "Fire pull step KUQ" on the hot search was gone, replaced by the following keywords.
"KKONG obscene NPC"
"KKONG Official Title"
“KKONG people have a lot of food and talk”
"KKONG is isolated"
"KKONG Reverse Score Live Streaming"
Zhou Yanjun: "..."
Lin Mingfei also clicked on Weibo, but her forehead twitched violently a few times.
"He Youjin! Didn't you say you only bought two trending searches?" He couldn't help but shouted, "Why did you buy five in one go??"
"Five isn't enough cards!" He Youjin yelled high-spiritedly, gloating across the entire base: "I just want the whole world to know what this wretched A has done!"
"Damn it! You are fucking public revenge!" Lin Mingfei roared: "You have to have a limit to your hatred! Did the base's money come from the strong wind!"
Bo Yu didn't surf the Internet very much, so she reached out and poked Zhou Yanjun's waist.
"What is the concept of five hot searches?"
Zhou Yanjun was in a great mood and grinned violently.
"It's the concept that the captain wants to serve five more rich Omega women."