In the shade of the tree, the two shadows gathered together, watching the group of people in the troupe gradually walk away.
"Hey, you don't have to say hello to those mortals now, don't you?"
"You can't leave if you say hello..."
"Ah, what if they don't give up, do you want me to turn into a corpse and throw it out for them to pick up?"
"Stop talking nonsense, take me to see your grandpa now."
"You are so fierce, so be careful that you won't be able to marry in the future."
"..." Yan Dan clenched his fists and forced out a sentence, "Don't worry about it."
Life is full of feasts. Although she lived happily in the troupe, after all, she was still different from mortals. Mortals grow old, get sick and die, but she does not grow old. She could never consider herself a mortal. Instead of waiting until later, they are surprised to see that they will not become old, and they regard themselves as aliens, or they watch the mortals they know pass away, it is better to leave quietly now.
She remembered that she had fallen at the door of the troupe, and now it's okay to be separated here.
"I can't walk, I'm so tired, you carry me..."
"... not back."
Yan Dan couldn't help thinking, she was determined to become a demon, but looking at the appearance of this flower spirit in front of her, should she think about it again
"Then hug me..."
"walk on my own."
"You are so fierce, you will definitely not be able to marry in the future."
Yan Dan turned around abruptly, grabbed her and shook it a few times: "Why are you so long-winded—hey, you, you, you are a man?" She was stunned for a while, then reached out and touched the other's chest again, it was very flat, and then Pulling off the collar of the other party's outer clothes and looking at the throat, he hurriedly released his hand and looked at the other party with contempt: "It's a shame that you are still a man, so you have a habit of making red makeup easily!"
Hua Jing, who looked like a teenager, said righteously: "Why, I look good in this suit, can't I wear it?"
Yan Dan took two steps forward, and saw that he immediately came over, and quickly backed away: "Don't lean over." What she fears most is the kind of man who is obviously a man, but who is more pretentious and weaker than a woman. I get goosebumps every time I see it.
"Why? I'm so fragrant, but you still dislike me? I want to rely on you, how about it?"
"Don't lean over!"
"You are so fierce, you will definitely not be able to marry in the future..."
Snapped-
Yan Dan's sanity broke: "The third time! You have no end in the end, this is the same sentence over and over again, believe it or not, I will bring you back to your original shape now!"
However, the facts are overwhelming, whether it was in the past or what happened later, it all proves that this sentence is true. Yan Dan wasted many years and never got married.
Yan faded into the demon, and the process was as simple as when she left the immortal. The patriarch of their Huajing clan looked old, with sparse hair, and most of the top of his head was bald. Most of the flower essences were born beautifully, but they were very noisy. They had been rooted in the same place for hundreds of years before they became humanoids, which was really suffocating.
Their Huajing family is still prosperous and prosperous among the demons. Yan Dan thought that their family could be the king of the mountain with the number of clan members, but they surrendered to the master of the mountain.
The master of Mount Lanlan, all demons surrender.
Yan Dan felt that this sentence sounded very imposing. But no matter how powerful they are, why do they have to rely on others? Although she did not have the ambition to control the Six Realms like Zhao Huanqin, it would be too humiliating to submit to others.
"You said, from the outside, which one is stronger, the pine tree or the bamboo?" The patriarch took a sip of the tea cup and asked.
"It should be loose."
"It is indeed a pine tree, but you see, every time when the tree is covered with snow on a heavy snow day, the bamboo will be bent every time, while the pine tree is straight, but in the end, the bamboo is not broken, but the pine tree is broken. Branch, why do you think this is?"
Yan Dan was taken aback for a moment: "Because the pine doesn't want to bend like a bamboo."
The patriarch raised his hand and knocked on the table: "There is also a saying in the mortal world, wood alone is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it. You have to surrender. You have to be able to see the situation when you are a demon, and you know that it will not end well if you screw it hard, so why do you have to force it? Isn't it just bending over."
Yan Dan was instantly awe-inspiring.
Yan Dan believes that whether it is a demon or a mortal, it can be divided into three categories: characters, talents, and scum.
The patriarch is a talented person, Zhao Huanqin is a scumbag, and the master of Mount Kuanlan, who has never met before, should be a figure.
When it came to autumn, Yan Dan began to feel a little worried.
Originally, the corpse spot on her arm would disappear on its own in a short time, but now, instead of fading at all, an extra piece has grown. Corpse-spotted flower essence.
In the past few days, the patriarch began to select some beautiful clansmen and planned to send them to the two mountain masters to be concubines of the two mountain masters. This event has to happen every fifty years without interruption.
That day, Yan Dan was visiting the patriarch's house, and he found a small brocade box in the box for a long time, and opened it to Yan Dan: "You came just in time, I thought about it and didn't know what to send, but fortunately I suddenly remembered And this good thing at the bottom of the box, what do you think?"
The moment the brocade box was opened, Yan Dan immediately smelled an orchid-like musk fragrance, and suddenly felt comfortable: "This looks like an elixir."
The patriarch nodded and covered the brocade box: "It is indeed an elixir, called Yanbi Pill. Back then, my ancestors used a thousand kinds of medicinal materials to refine it. It can be used to dispel yin and restore the body."
Eliminate yin? Yan Dan only felt his blood boil, and abruptly suppressed his excitement and asked, "Patriarch, do you want to give this medicine pill to the master of Mount Kuanlan?"
"Yeah, gold and silver jewelry, wine utensils and beauties, if these things add up, I'm afraid they are not as precious as this one pill. I have taught people to write Yanbi Pill on the gift list and send it."
Yan Dan pondered: Since the gift list has been sent out, and she is also from the flower essence family, if she takes the pill and swallows it privately, it is really unreasonable. But when the patriarch gave the things away, and she went to steal Yanbi Pill, shouldn't it affect the clan
She stood up abruptly, leaned forward slightly, and asked nervously, "Patriarch, do those two Kulan Mountain masters have the quirk of changing women's clothes? Or, is it the kind that is weaker than a woman? "
The patriarch wiped his sweat: "This, this kind of thing is not just random talk... nonsense, nonsense."
Yan Dan leaned forward a little more: "I want to be the concubine of the mountain master, can you give me away by the way?"
The patriarch touched his beard, and said, "Yan Dan, in fact, according to the situation of the two mountain masters picking people a few times before, the mountain master's preferences are really not yours."
Yan Dan thought about it, but still didn't give up: "However, but how do you know if you don't try this kind of thing? Maybe now the mountain master's taste has changed and wants to change to something else. If you always eat one dish, there will be times when you get tired of it. ... Patriarch, you just let me go, even if I really can't do it, it will be the same if I come back..."
The patriarch was crushed by her, so he finally nodded his head: "You should also take care of it, so as not to stand up and lose the face of our Hua Jing family."
Therefore, Yan Dan and his clansmen went to Kuanlan Mountain.
On the day of his departure, Ziteng, the grandson of the patriarch who likes Yi Hongzhuang, happily turned around in front of Yan Dan in a purple-embroidered ice silk shirt, and said with a smile, "Look at my clothes. nice?"
Yan Dan felt that he had clearly expressed his disgust for his eccentricity, but the slow flower essence didn't even feel at all, so he could only reluctantly say, "It's okay..."
Wisteria stood in front of her and said seriously, "I think you'll be back soon, so I won't say goodbye to you in a serious manner. Don't be so fierce when you go to the Kulan Mountains, you will offend the mountains. Lord, you can't eat and walk around."
Yan Dan showed a toothache-like smile: "Thank you for your blessings..." She quickly took action and peeled off the purple embroidered ice silk shirt on Ziteng's body. Your clothes are not so easy to wear, if you want to wear them, you should at least know when you can take them off all at once, and when you can’t take them off at all, understand.” She learned this skill in the troupe. , at the beginning, there was no immortal method, and even her own clothes could not be worn well. Later, when she became proficient, those actors had just stepped off the stage, and she could change the other party's costumes in the blink of an eye.
Wisteria tugged at her shirt, her mouth wide open enough to fit an egg, and muttered to herself, "You have such a hobby."
Yan Dan rubbed his temples: "No matter how many hobbies I have, it's not as strange as yours. Well, I'm really leaving."
Wisteria hugged her outer garments and waved at her: "Sister Yan Dan, I wish you success, no, the horse stumbles."
Yan Dan didn't want to bother with him this time.
In this way, does she really want to be the concubine of the mountain master for Yanbidan? Up to now, she didn't even know what kind of monsters the two Kuanlan Mountain Masters were, how the other's temperament was, or what they were born like. Thinking about it, the cultivation base should be considered very high. I wonder if it will be like the patriarch, looking very old and experienced, with a shiny bald head
She looked at the clansmen who were with her, all of them were beautiful beauties of thousands of choices, and she would not attract attention at all. But if you want to get Yanbi Dan, you have to get close to the mountain owner first. If the mountain owner doesn't look down on her, wouldn't she have left this trip in vain
Yan Dan was very distressed. All along the way, he has been thinking about what to do, and in the end, he stole Yanbidan in one fell swoop. After success, how to deal with the aftermath is also a big problem. But she felt that after stealing this precious elixir, she absolutely could not escape immediately. Such a move would be tantamount to having no silver in this place.
But no matter how meticulously she calculated the whole process, the most important problem in front of her still could not be solved: how could she quietly and implicitly win the favor of the mountain master