After the sun comes out, sunbathing becomes one of people’s favorite activities.
But for some creatures, this wonderful "sunbathing" is not a good thing, but rather harmful.
Wen Duoduo is this unlucky person.
Wen Duoduo used to be the one with the most lovers in the Weiguang team. Of course, the "lover relationship" in the doomsday society is just like the "friendship relationship" in the previous society. No one takes this kind of thing seriously, so there is no such thing as a scumbag or not.
Wen Duoduo has other lovers, and other lovers also have other lovers. We are all the same, so no one should look down on anyone.
But since the sun came out, Wen Duoduo's life suddenly went from being full of singing and dancing to a dull and boring one.
It's nothing, everyone always likes to go out with him on sunny days, and sometimes they even roll around in the sun when they're in the mood.
This is too tragic for vampires.
After learning about this, the members of the Glimmer Squad sent friendly congratulatory messages.
Solomon: How wonderful it is to be quiet.
Casso: I suggest you find a player with vampire physique to solve the problem.
Xiao Liu: Brother Duoduo, you should cultivate your character.
Han Xinbo: Light the candles.
An Buli: Vampires are so miserable, hahaha.
Ning Bu Wen: Oh shit, hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter.
Wen Duoduo threw his phone aside in frustration, not wanting to pay any attention to the mocking words from his friends.
What happened to the vampires? Did the vampires eat their rice
He also wants to sunbathe...
Wen Duoduo actually likes the sun very much. Among the players in Doomsday, who would not like the sun that they worked so hard to win? But his personal ability and physique restricted him.
If you want to sunbathe, you have to think carefully.
Wen Duoduo quickly figured out a solution.
Human wisdom is endless, and the wisdom of humans who are forced into a desperate situation is even more immeasurable.
There is a thing in the world called sunscreen.
However, this kind of thing has long disappeared in the real world. Before humans even had the sun, how could they make sunscreen? However, in the dungeon world, there are still a lot of sunscreens.
Wen Duoduo stocked up on several large boxes of sunscreen.
He smeared sunscreen all over his body, until his friends began to despise him, and then he went out in high spirits.
"Look at that person over there, why is he so greasy all over?"
"It looks like something was applied on the body."
"Why?"
Wen Duoduo doesn't care what others think. Anyway, this sunscreen is really useful. He feels that the sun doesn't sting his skin as much anymore, which shows that it is still effective.
It feels really good to sunbathe.
Wen Duoduo went out to sunbathe for ten days in a row, and he almost felt numb from the sun.
"Duoduo, we are here to see you."
"I heard you put a lot of sunscreen on your body. I'm very curious, so I came to take a look."
"Hahaha, what did you put on your body? It's not evenly spread." Ning Bu Wen sneered unceremoniously.
"I saw that they just steamed it in a pot without adding any seasoning." An Buli was also mean.
"I think it would be poisonous if eaten." Solomon also said.
"Haha, go away." Wen Duoduo raised his middle finger, "Don't disturb me while I'm sunbathing."
"I don't want to disturb you." Ning Buwen reached out and wiped Wen Duoduo's face, "Hey, look in the mirror yourself."
"Ah?" Wen Duoduo looked at Ning Buwen in confusion, "What are you doing? You wiped off all my sunscreen."
"Your sunscreen isn't very effective." Ning Buwen took out a mirror without pity and handed it to Wen Duoduo, "Look for yourself."
Wen Duoduo looked in the mirror and was shocked.
“—Who is this dark-skinned guy?”
"Solomon, do you have an Oedipus complex?"
"Remove the three words 'is it' and it will definitely be Oedipus complex."
"I think so, too."
"Ever since his father moved to live with our Pangu Corps, Solomon just wants to be with his father every day."
"Uncle Ferdinand can't stand it anymore. He's probably looking for a house to move out these days."
"Who can stand a son this old who still acts like a spoiled brat?"
…
Solomon was almost unable to refute the teasing of his teammates, and it was indeed true that his father wanted to move out.
Could it be that he is really too clingy
"Dad was trapped in Noah's Legion because of me, and as his son I couldn't save him, causing him to suffer so much. It's only natural that I should be nicer to Dad now." Solomon couldn't help but say.
"Yes, I bring water for washing my face to the bed every day."
“I also started learning to cook every day.”
"She even introduced various boyfriends and girlfriends to her father."
"Which father can tolerate being so filial to his parents? You are too controlling."
Casso patted Solomon on the shoulder and said, "You have to learn to grow up too. Your parents are just your parents. They have their own lives too."
If someone else had said this, Solomon might not have listened, but when Casso said this, it was very convincing.
It would be better for him to have no relatives at all.
"I think you should find someone to date first." An Buli said lazily, "Look at Ning Buwen, didn't he still give me a headache before? Look at him now, he goes back to the hospital to accompany Cheng Yuxue after work every day. You, you just don't have your own private life."
"How about I introduce a few to you?" Wen Duoduo suggested.
"No thanks." Solomon raised his hands in surrender. "I'll find it myself. Your taste is very different from mine."
"Sure, Solomon, you have learned to use idioms."
"Speaking of which, it seems that several legions have recently held a blind date convention. Solomon, how about I sign you up first?"
“… Okay.” Solomon hesitated for a while and finally agreed. It was time for him to learn how to grow up away from his father.
It’s just that heaven doesn’t go as we wish.
Solomon was unexpectedly popular.
Who wouldn't like this kind of high-class flower who looks arrogant and indifferent but is actually a blank slate in terms of emotions
Among the players in the Legion, there are many who are not normal in their minds.
Solomon looks like a precious young master. He is good-looking, well-educated, and a member of the Glimmer Team. No matter how you look at it, he is the best one among the vast army of blind dates.
Therefore, many people came forward to tease him.
Solomon could naturally fight back against malicious intent, but when faced with the teasing from those who liked him, Solomon became flustered.
How...what should I do
My dad didn’t teach me, and neither did my teammates.
Little did they know that this innocent expression like that of a little white rabbit would only inspire the players to want to take a bite.
From then on, Solomon began to live a life of misery and no longer had the mood to care about Ferdinand.
Of course, he also didn't know that his unscrupulous father had directly posted his net worth list on the forum in order to get rid of his son's "filial piety".
Whoever can capture his son will be given two S-level item cards!
Don’t the players have to use all their skills
"If you don't want to listen, I'll give me some advice." An Buli couldn't help but run to Le Bushing's house to ask for advice.
Needless to say, he was angered by Ning Buwen again.
"He is the head of the regiment now, and you are just a small soldier under his command. No matter how many ideas I give, there is nothing I can do." Le Bushing was also helpless. "How about you switch to the No. 1 Legion? That way, even if Ning Bushen is the head of the No. 2 Legion, he will not be able to interfere in the affairs of the No. 1 Legion."
"No, I will never change jobs." An Buli said firmly.
"That can't be helped." Le Bushing waved his hand, "Then don't provoke him. You have never been his match since you were little. Now he is one of the top ten strongest in the world. If he really gets serious, neither of us can be his match."
An Buli is a person who never gives up.
He knew that Ning Buwen was his immediate superior, but he still tried to provoke Ning Buwen. The point is, you have never won once.
Instead of listening, Le couldn't understand An Buli's thoughts any more.
If we really want to complain, I think Ning Buwen should be the one who suffers the most. Le Bushing wants to ask this former friend what it feels like to have a subordinate like An Buli who is so troublesome.
"I know that, too." An Buli scratched his hair, "But I always feel that I need to find a target, and he is my target."
"…Try to say these words to Cheng Yuxue. I promise you won't be troubled by this again in the future."
This sounds too ambiguous.
"I don't want to die yet." An Buli's eyes widened with anger. "Cheng Yuxue has been going too far lately. I am no match for him."
Ever since returning from the original copy, Cheng Yuxue has been doing all kinds of evil things, to the point that even Captain Ji Xing would avoid him when he saw him.
But if you think about it carefully, you can understand it.
Cheng Yuxue hasn't died for a long time, but in the original copy, he died dozens of times in order to come back.
If he hadn't been forcing himself to come back to see Ning Buwen, he would probably have gone crazy in the process of dying.
Cheng Yuxue never said what he encountered and what happened in the original copy.
But the copy that can cause him to die repeatedly is probably not a simple thing.
Therefore, although everyone found Cheng Yuxue's increasingly aggressive behavior unbearable, they still tried their best to endure it.
If you can't afford to offend, you can at least hide away.
"You said what's in your heart." Le Bushing looked at An Buli helplessly, "Look, you dare to say the same thing to Ning Buwen, but you don't dare to say it to Cheng Yuxue. In the final analysis, it's because you are a little too spoiled."
"What the hell?" An Buli was shocked. "What kind of a bullshit word is 'being spoiled and arrogant'?"
"It's the best way to describe you." Le Bushing poked An Buli's chest. "The reason you dare to act like this is because you think Ning Buwen won't kill you no matter how you provoke him. If it was Cheng Yuxue, your survival instinct would stop you from taking any action."
An Buli was so shocked that he couldn't recover.
But what Le Bu heard really makes sense.
The reason why he dared to harass Ning Buwen tirelessly was because he was sure that Ning Buwen would not dare to do anything to him
If I think about it this way, it seems that I am being a little too ungrateful.
If he and Ning Buwen switched positions, it would be hard to say how they would discipline themselves.
"Okay, go back and think about it carefully, and don't bother me anymore." Le Bushing kicked An Buli out of the room, "If I didn't know you don't like men, I would have thought you were secretly in love with Ning Buyen."
"Damn, don't scare me." An Buli was frightened by Le Bushing and got goose bumps all over his body. He ran away quickly.