After eating, Ning Buwen followed Cheng Yuxue back to the mental hospital.
Alas, I can’t think too deeply about this matter. If I think too deeply about it, I’ll feel like something is wrong with me.
I seem to have started to get used to life in the mental hospital.
Ning Buwen thought with great sorrow, am I going to be assimilated soon
The security department saw Cheng Yuxue and Ning Buwen coming back from afar, and started preparing to welcome them early.
"My king, you are back."
"My lord, are you tired? I just learned massage recently."
"My Lord, are you going to water the flowers or feed the pets?"
…
As they asked, they came up to help Cheng Yuxue take off his coat, put it away neatly, and then brought a chair that looked big and comfortable for Cheng Yuxue to sit on. Others were waiting on the side with various snacks and fruit plates.
This service deserves ten stars.
Ning Buwen raised his eyelids and saw a group of handsome guys standing in a row. He secretly imagined a lot of things in his mind.
Cheng Yuxue may be crazy, but the treatment he receives is something that even the chief commander of the Pangu Legion may not be able to enjoy.
Ning Buwen suddenly had a clearer understanding of the logic behind what Cheng Yuxue had said before about world peace.
Isn’t it
If everyone was independent and ignored each other, how could Cheng Yuxue have such a good treatment? This treatment was comparable to that of an emperor!
"Yeah." Cheng Yuxue leaned back in the chair. The security guards massaged his shoulders and pounded his legs. He felt so comfortable and relaxed.
Ning Buwen suddenly felt that he was a little redundant.
There are people who give me massages and leg massages, and people who give me water and snacks. What else can I do
Perhaps seeing Ning Buwen's inner embarrassment, the security captain fully utilized his role as the number one lackey at this time and suggested with a smile, "Buwen, can you tell a joke? If not, you can tell a few stories."
ha
Ning Bu Wen was stunned for a moment.
Let him tell a joke
He turned around and found that the security captain had a sincere look on his face, as if it was an honor to let him tell a joke.
The security captain has a mixed-race supermodel face, and the word "humble" is embodied in every corner.
Alas, he also didn't say hello for the sake of peace. Look how lonely he is standing there alone.
If Ning Buwen could hear the security captain's thoughts, he would definitely kneel down and beg him to leave him alone.
"I'm not good at telling jokes, but the copy I just experienced was quite interesting. Let me tell you about it." Ning Bu Wen is not as nonchalant as he seems. Maybe it would be better if some of his words were spoken out.
Ning Buwen’s storytelling skills are not bad, and he almost figured out the entire copy by himself, so the story is naturally more fascinating.
Many of the security guards have experienced similar dungeons, so they can easily get into the story as they listen.
"This instance is not easy." After listening to Ning Buwen's story, the security captain couldn't help but interrupt, "If there is anything wrong in the early stage, it may lead to a fatal disaster. The indenture is also a hidden danger. But if you don't continue to look for the dragon ball, it will be much better."
The security team knew everything about the debris.
This is not such a secret.
"Some supernatural copies are like this, and every detail cannot be ignored. You are lucky, at least it is the Republic of China era, and you are familiar with some of the corresponding Taoist legends. I was unlucky before, and I encountered a supernatural copy of ancient Rome. I relied on a foreign girl to guide me throughout the whole process." Another mixed-race security guard said depressedly, "Ancient Rome has been destroyed for so long, who knows what their myths and legends are? Let's try ancient Greece and Egypt. At least I know a little bit."
"Don't underestimate women—"
"Women in the past were unlucky because they were bullied because of their low level of technology. Look at us now, who dares to look down on girls? I remember that the leader of the No. 1 Legion was a man dressed as a man."
The members of the security team started talking one after another, complaining about the life-threatening situations they had encountered.
etc.
I seemed to have heard something wrong just now.
"You just said that the leader of the No. 1 Legion is a man dressed as a man?" Ning Buwen was shocked. "Is that what I thought?"
"… Don't you know that?"
"Although the leader of the No. 1 Legion has always been wearing men's clothes, her biological gender is indeed a woman."
"Gender is not a big deal. She always thinks she should be a man. What does it matter? Sometimes I also want to wear women's clothes."
"Actually, female clothing is OK. It's quite convenient to dress up as a girl in some dungeons."
"Yes, we even know how to put on makeup now."
…
Ning Bu Wen carefully recalled his understanding of the leader of Legion No. 1.
The other person was clearly a handsome guy with a thin waist and long legs. He was also wearing a pair of glasses and was very gentle and refined. At first glance, he was obviously a beautiful lady from a noble family.
But in their day and age, it is too easy to change one's appearance.
If technology is not good enough, there are still various prop cards. Not to mention appearance, you can directly change your gender or make your body semi-mechanized without any problem.
"That's right, she never seemed to say that she was a man." Ning Buwen quickly accepted this understanding, "It's good to know, otherwise if we meet her in the future, it will be embarrassing if we call her the wrong name."
"Why not just call the captain?"
"Captain Wen Tianruo of the No. 1 Legion is so handsome that he is popular with both men and women."
"Of course, our king is the most handsome."
"Yes, yes, yes. Your Majesty is number one in the world. The leader of the No. 1 Legion is just a younger brother in front of your Majesty. Her ranking is several places lower than your Majesty."
As everyone was talking, they started to flatter each other.
Ning Bu Wen really wanted to give them a thumbs up for their professionalism.
It's not easy to live under Cheng Yuxue's control.
"Wen Tianruo is quite powerful." Cheng Yuxue thought for a moment and replied, "She is a gender-neutral person. She thinks it is stupid to still distinguish between men and women in the end times. I think what she says makes sense."
"Your Majesty is right."
"If you don't have to give birth to your own children, why do you still need to distinguish between boys and girls?"
"The king really has a good eye for talent."
…
"So, I also reserved a ward for her." Cheng Yuxue continued, "She took the key and left, saying that she might come and live here after she retires."
The security guards were like roosters with their necks strangled, and suddenly they were silent.
Does their hospital have such great potential for future development
No, it’s already difficult to deal with one Cheng Yuxue.
The scene fell silent.
"You are actually very lucky." A security guard saw something was wrong and quickly changed the subject back to what Ning Buwen said. He seemed to be reminded of something sad. "When I was doing a dungeon alone before, I also met a team from a legion. They almost all died before they found a prop that might be a fragment. But when I took the prop they gave me back, the customer service staff didn't turn it into fragments."
Many props may just be props.
After all, there are only seven copies, and the fragments add up to only a few dozen pieces, but there are tens of thousands of copies, so it is extremely difficult to find a piece of fragment.
"We found a piece of debris before, but we didn't know what it was used for at the time." The security captain had the opportunity to speak up, "We also sacrificed a lot of our brothers to get it."
"What about the fragments?"
"I stole it." Cheng Yuxue replied, "At the time, they thought the fragment should be valuable, but ordinary players had no use for it, so they had to keep it. When I robbed them later, I saw it and snatched it away. It was a fragment of arrogance, and the leader of the No. 1 Legion took it and exchanged it with the people of the Noah Legion."
The past is too painful to recall.
The members of the security team all showed painful expressions as if they had "lost hundreds of millions".
After doing this several times, Ning Buwen finally discovered it.
Cheng Yuxue is a living topic terminator.
Once he started talking, no one else had to talk.
"Oh, right." Cheng Yuxue snapped his fingers. "Didn't I tell you before that I have a pet? It has already given birth, and I gave the baby to the player who delivered it. There's a guy in my zoo who likes to eat Warcraft cubs, so it's not appropriate to put it there. Although your stupid dog can't do anything, its luck is still okay. My pet just doesn't have good luck."
Isn’t it
Would you be lucky enough to catch him
The people present exchanged glances, making sure that they were all complaining about the same thing.
"She's Xiaoxin's wife, right?" Ning Buwen pretended to be happy and sold Xiaoxin out without any concern. "Xiaoxin has a good temper and is easy to bully, but he's a little stupid. By the way, where is his wife?"
"I told it to come over." Cheng Yuxue took out a whistle and blew it. "It will come right over."
Less than a minute passed.
Ning felt the ground shaking without asking.
"Yes, was it an earthquake?"
"Impossible, we are not in an earthquake zone."
"It is impossible for an earthquake to occur in the Legion's base. The energy on Earth has disappeared. There will be no earthquake or tsunami."
…
Soon, a large area of white snow appeared outside the door.
"It's the king's pet." The security captain was the calmest among them. He must have seen similar scenes many times. "Be quiet and don't disturb it."
The security guards suddenly fell silent.
There was no way. Cheng Yuxue's pets all stayed quietly behind the hospital. They never went over there. Whenever something happened, they would just call the boss. How could it be their turn to take action
Now seeing how calm the boss is, I realize that the difference between them and the boss is more than just a title.
Ning Buwen also quickly calmed down.
After all, this is the wife of the dog you raise, or if you round it off, she is your daughter-in-law.
Why would you be afraid of meeting your daughter-in-law
Ning Bu Wen gently pushed the door open, walked outside, and couldn't help but raise his head.
There's no way. The daughter-in-law here is a little too tall. I can't see her face clearly unless I look up.
Judging from the appearance, the daughter-in-law was about seven or eight meters tall. Her fur was snow-white, but her teeth were very sharp and there was murderous intent in her eyes. One could tell at a glance that she had a bad temper.
But is this really a dog
Ning Buwen looked at his daughter-in-law's head and found it hard to associate it with a dog.
It looks more like some kind of ferocious beast.
"As expected of the king's pet. Look at the fur, it's so clean." The security guards came out one by one, and after seeing the other party's appearance clearly, they praised him without thinking.
"Well, I specially found a water-controller from the Eighth Legion to give it a bath." Cheng Yuxue walked over, and the ferocious beast immediately lowered its head and allowed Cheng Yuxue to touch its head. It looked very well-behaved.
Ning Bu Wen looked down and found that his daughter-in-law's toes seemed a little red and swollen.
"When it first came, it wanted to eat me." Cheng Yuxue kindly explained, "I plucked out all its claws, but they are almost growing back. Its claws are still sharp. Do you want me to give you one?"
"Thank you." Ning Bu Wen immediately realized that this must be a good thing, and it would be a waste not to take advantage of it when it comes right to your doorstep.
"Hey, Xiaoxin, come here and meet your wife." Ning Buwen immediately turned around and called Xiaoxin over.
"Woof." Xiao Xin came over immediately.
"Xiao Xin." Ning Buwen patted its head lovingly, "Although your wife is bigger than you, don't worry, as long as you don't make her angry, she won't be stepped on to death."
"Woof." Xiao Xin didn't seem to understand what Ning Buwen meant.
"Xiaobai is indeed a bit big." Cheng Yuxue touched his chin, "Xiaobai, get smaller."
The beast didn't react.
"Xiaobai is your name." Cheng Yuxue said again.
… So the name was chosen recently!
This time the beast understood.
It slowly shrank at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon became about the same size as Shin-chan.
It looks like an ordinary snow-white Pekingese, quite cute.
"Woof!"
When Shin-chan saw that he suddenly had a new friend, he happily wagged his tail around his friend.
"It seems that it is very satisfied with its wife." Cheng Yuxue smiled, "I am also curious, what kind of animal can Xiaobai and Xiaoxin give birth to after they are together?"
Ning Buwen felt quite complicated.
If we calculate based on the time when I opened the novice gift package, Xiao Xin is still young. It is probably impossible to expect him and Xiao Bai to have cubs in the short term.
"Go ahead." Cheng Yuxue touched Xiaobai's head, "Go and play with your husband. Don't eat him, or I will eat you. Do you understand?"
This is an arranged marriage.
Ning Buwen allowed himself to feel guilty for a second.
Xiaobai glanced at Cheng Yuxue and ran to Xiaoxin obediently.
Xiao Xin kept barking, not realizing anything.
Xiaobai grabbed its neck, lifted Xiaoxin up, and ran away quickly.
I would rather not ask:…
Security guards: …
"Look, they are having so much fun." The security guards started to applaud, "This is a match made in heaven, a perfect match."
"Yes, yes, yes, look how happy Shin-chan is. His tail is so happy that it won't move."
"Congratulations, don't ask."
"You're going to be a grandfather."
Ning Buwen could only laugh twice, what else could he do
Xiaoxin and Xiaobai seem to have a good relationship. At least Ning Buwen didn't see it hanging around in front of him much in the next few days.
If he hadn't seen it occasionally, Ning Buwen would have almost thought it had been eaten.
Forget it, I won't take it with me when I upgrade myself. I can't break up a young couple, even if I don't ask.
Of course, what’s more important is that Ning Buwen doesn’t really want to confront Xiaobai for the time being.
Well, to be more confident, if he faces Xiaobai, he can last three minutes.
Ning Buwen also took the opportunity to take a look at his spoils.
Since he had made the greatest contribution in the previous copy, Aladdin's magic carpet was given to him directly, and half of the treatment cards and welfare cards were also given to him.
However, Ning Buwen only kept one personal welfare card and treatment card, and exchanged the rest.
Generally speaking, the possibility of personal physical fitness upgrade benefits being a plot-based one is very low.
Because the main purpose is to improve personal physical ability and combat effectiveness, most of the levels are combat-type, such as battle royale, prison, and the end of the parallel world.
Although the specific scenario is still unclear, this does not prevent Ning Buwen from preparing some things for himself first.
Using the treatment card and welfare card, he posted information on the legion's internal trading network. Once the transaction was completed, the corresponding prop card would be automatically transferred to the Pandora pattern on his wrist.
The Pandora pattern on each player's wrist is a small space of about one cubic meter, which can store corresponding prop cards and weapons, as well as food, water, etc.
But only those who join the legion can unlock the new item exchange ability, which is considered one of the legion’s benefits.
If the authority is high enough, it is said that even in the dungeon, the item card can still be exchanged. However, there are very few players who can open this authority, at least the level of captain or above.
Ning Buwen wanted weapons.
For example, a powerful pistol/gun that can hit the target every time, or some special weapons that are easy to carry and inconspicuous, which are best used for self-protection. There are also some props that can erase NPC's memory. If combined with his previous sleep card, it should have an unexpected effect.
There are still many players who need to upgrade their personal physique.
Ning Bu Wen quickly got the props he wanted, and also bought some basic attack and defense prop cards.
In one go, he spent two months' salary, and in total he had only received three months' salary.
Ning Bu Wen sighed and said, money cannot be banned.
After resting for about three days, Ning Buwen prepared to participate in the copy of personal physical fitness upgrade.
He touched the iron ring on his finger and took out the welfare card.
"start up."
Soon after the voice fell, Ning Buwen's body disappeared in the room.
Cheng Yuxue was watering the flowers in his room.
He poured boiling hot tea on the flower, but the magic flower still drank it obediently.
In front of Cheng Yuxue, some principles of these animals and plants can be completely changed.
"I'm really worried." Cheng Yuxue chuckled, "I don't know which world he will go to among the ones I've experienced. But he should be able to come back alive, right?"
The magic flower waved its leaves, as if agreeing with Cheng Yuxue's words.
Second Legion.
"Ning Buwen is leaving the dungeon so soon?" Captain No. 2 glanced down at the roster of his legion members. Three big words from the game clearly appeared behind Ning Buwen's name.
The names of all the members who have joined the legion and have been recognized by Pandora will be compiled into a roster and placed in the hands of the legion leader so that the leader can grasp the basic situation of the members.
Once a member dies, his or her name will be automatically removed from the roster.
Azhi was devouring a plate of meat as tall as a person.
"Young people are always so anxious." Captain No. 2 thought about it and put the matter aside.
The personal physical fitness upgrade benefit book can be said to be the least dangerous type in the Pandora game.
The biggest danger for all players basically comes from opponents, not NPCs in the game.
The personal physical upgrade dungeons in their area are generally harmonious. Players who can enter this kind of dungeon are almost all from various legions. As long as they recognize each other as relatives, they can basically work together for a win-win situation.
Soon, another row of small words appeared behind Ning Buwen's name.
"Extremely heinous?" Team Leader No. 2 was stunned for a moment, "Why is the name of this instance so strange?"
It doesn’t seem like the levels in the personal upgrade welfare book in their area.
Azhi next to him stopped eating.
"Sinan, I know this instance." Azhi interrupted, "I met an interesting NPC before. He had been in a level in this instance before. He said that the souls of the people in that level were too dirty. He didn't like them, so he applied for a transfer."
"Apply for transfer?" Si Nan seemed to have understood something. "Is it the instance where the NPC who has opened up his personal wisdom is located?"
"Yeah." Azhi nodded, "Actually, this kind of dungeon is interesting. The normal dungeons are boring and the food is not tasty."
"This shouldn't be the first time I enter this kind of welfare book." Si Nan was a little confused. Logically speaking, for this kind of advanced personal welfare book, one should have to go through several simple ones before being assigned there.
"I almost forgot." Si Nan suddenly realized, "He lives with Cheng Yuxue."
How could I possibly go to an ordinary welfare book when I was living with Cheng Yuxue
At this moment, Ning Buwen found himself in an unfamiliar scene.
Generally speaking, the space he came to in the copy was blue sea and blue sky, but this time it turned into a green grassland.
Customer service is no longer a fish, but a sheep.
It looks kind of cute.
"Meh, welcome to the personal physical upgrade dungeon. I'm the sheep customer service." The sheep customer service said while chewing the grass in his mouth, "I'm different from the fish customer service in the team dungeon. I hope you won't be too surprised."
The voice of the fish customer service is that of a girl, but the voice of the sheep customer service is that of a man.
"It's detected that this is your first time here." The sheep customer service curled its two hooves on the grass and lay down with its whole body. "But the material of the ring in your hand is quite special. If you take it off, you can have the right to enter the new player welfare dungeon. The dungeon is random, but if you don't take it off, it will be a specific dungeon with unknown difficulty. Please be prepared accordingly."
"Well, I won't take it off." Ning Bu Wen replied.
"Okay." The customer service of the sheep customer service responded, "Consume a welfare card, and the dungeon is being generated. Due to the existence of the 'Ring of Time', the player will enter the designated dungeon of heinous crimes. Please survive to the end. By the way, the more criminals you catch in this dungeon, the higher the evaluation will be. Please note that the mission time in the dungeon is one year."
Ning Buwen nodded again.
"The copy is being transferred. I wish you a happy game."
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