Although in terms of logic, atmosphere, and the psychological expectations brought about by the previous words, the scene in front of them is normal, but Jiang Baimian, Long Yuehong and others still have some strange feelings that can't be contained.
"Drinking without driving, driving without drinking" doesn't seem like these two sentences should appear in this way!
Papapa, Shang Jianyao's applause is never absent.
Then he asked:
"The tattoo is on the back, so you can't see it? Why do you keep alerting yourself?"
The gray-bearded uncle who had just put down his clothes had a stagnant expression, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.
However, he is also a person who has traveled from south to north and experienced many things. He quickly adjusted and asked with a smile:
"Then where do you think it should be tattooed?"
"On the backs of both hands, say a sentence on one side. Whenever you want to drink, you can see it as soon as you raise your hand." Shang Jianyao seemed to have really thought about this question.
"..." The gray-bearded uncle nodded and said, "Well, it's a good idea, I'll add it to the options in the future."
Jiang Baimian could see that the other party was just perfunctory, so he changed the subject and asked with a smile:
"What should it be called?"
"Fei Lin." The man with a large circle of gray beard around his mouth replied simply.
He didn't care what the four people on the opposite side were called, and repeated the previous question:
"Want a drink
"The specialty here is made from wild tree fruit. After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
Having said that, he touched his short beard and said with a smile:
"Almost every summer, we take time to come back here, just to pick the fruit of this wild tree and use it to make wine."
Jiang Baimian glanced left and right, and asked with a constant smile:
"What can I exchange for wine?"
Ferling suddenly laughed:
"What we get in exchange for wine doesn't depend on what we want, but what you have.
"On ashes, those who cling to the only answer often get nothing."
"We have..." In the rhythmic music coming from outside, Jiang Baimian seemed to be quite relaxed. She rolled her eyes and patted Long Yuehong on her right with a narrow expression." How about using him in exchange? He can drive, has a peaceful temperament, is not low in height, can barely see his fighting ability, and understands a little maintenance technology, which is suitable for you to be your son-in-law."
"Team leader..." Long Yuehong didn't expect the topic to suddenly turn to him, and felt a little uncomfortable for a while.
Flynn laughed and said:
"I appreciate your kindness.
"My youngest daughter has no shortage of suitors. She looks as good-looking as her mother, and her driving skills are almost catching up with me as a father. Although her maintenance skills are a little immature, she has a solid foundation and is not too old.
"Besides, she liked to watch and participate in my vehicle maintenance since she was a child. I don't know when the smell of gasoline, diesel oil, and lubricating oil could not be washed away. I don't know how many young men in the regiment thought about her. ."
Long Yuehong imagined while listening to Fei Lin's description, and shrank back subconsciously.
From the moment he got into the RV, he could smell the faint smell of gasoline emanating from Fehling and the drinkers next to him.
He was worried that the topic would turn back to himself, so he looked at Jiang Baimian and pretended to complain:
"Team leader, why don't you recommend Shang Jianyao?"
Jiang Baimian laughed:
"Isn't this afraid that Shang Jianyao will be kicked out of the camp before he can stay in the camp for a day
"So are we paying or not paying?"
Seeing the business and seeing Yao seemed to respond to this topic, Jiang Baimian immediately turned his attention to Fei Lin:
"How about we trade in military cans? It's braised beef in it."
"How much?" Flynn asked skillfully.
"500 grams." Jiang Baimian reported the number.
"Then what kind do you want?" Fei Lin introduced with a smile. "One is wine made directly from wild tree fruits. It has a low degree of alcohol and is not intoxicating, similar to wine. Do you know wine?"
"Yeah." Jiang Baimian and the others nodded at the same time.
Inside the "Pangu Creature", during the festivals, you can still buy a little wine according to their respective quotas.
As for Bai Chen, for so many years, he has wandered in countless places, and occasionally he can drink wine.
Flynn continued:
"In this case, four cups and a can.
"There is another kind, which is obtained by repeatedly distilling this fruit wine. The degree of concentration is very high. It is very easy to get drunk the first time you drink it. Four cups yield three cans.
"You can record this first and pay when you leave the camp."
Of course, Jiang Baimian couldn't let the team members get drunk in this unfamiliar environment, and said directly:
"Then a fruit bar with a low degree."
Long Yuehong and others naturally have no objection.
"Okay." Fehling flipped the glass upside down on the milky white platform four times.
At this time, next to the "Old Tuning Team", at the table by the car window, a large and strong man laughed:
"Sure enough, it's a team of girls and children who only dare to drink fruit wine like water!"
Shang Jianyao, who was sitting on the edge of their side, turned his head and looked over.
The strong man in black clothes bent his arms to make his muscles stand out, and looked at Shang Jianyao without giving up.
One second, two seconds... ten seconds... Shang Jianyao kept his posture, motionless.
Jiang Baimian looked at Long Yuehong and Bai Chen, and read the same meaning from their eyes:
Yes, Shang Jianyao is playing a game where people who look away first and who can't hold on to talking will lose.
Of course, this is only a game he unilaterally agrees with.
After about ten seconds, the strong man finally couldn't control himself and stood up abruptly:
"What do you mean?"
"You lost." Shang Jianyao laughed.
"Crazy!" the strong man blurted out and cursed, "Are you still a child? Isn't the hair on the bottom still not growing?"
Flynn, who was pouring wine, looked up and shouted:
"Zhao Tie, don't be ridiculous, you won't know your surname after a few horses pee?"
Zhao Tie didn't dare to disobey the leader, so he sat down cursing.
At this moment, Shang Jianyao suddenly left the high stool and walked in front of Zhao Tie.
Then he started to unbutton his belt.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Tie and his companions were a little confused.
Shang Jianyao said seriously:
"Mine is definitely bigger than yours."
At this moment, not only Zhao Tie, but also Jiang Baimian, Long Yuehong and others suspected their ears.
When he reacted, a violent anger suddenly rushed into Zhao Tie's mind from the bottom of his heart.
This is not only because he feels that the other party is humiliating him, but also because he does not know how to deal with it at the moment.
It's impossible to really stand up, take off your pants, and compare with each other in front of everyone's eyes, right
He was shameless, and Zhao Tie still wanted shame.
Moreover, it's better to say than winning, but what if you lose
In that case, Zhao Tie felt that he might not have the face to stay in the caravan.
No, I can't be led by his nose... Zhao Tie narrowed his eyes and pointed out:
"It's fine.
"Have the ability to go out to practice?"
"Okay!" Shang Jianyao fastened his trouser belt and agreed quickly.
Jiang Baimian frowned slightly, feeling that he could not see through this matter.
She is not worried that Shang Jianyao will lose - she is still very confident in her fighting ability, and Shang Jianyao is the second only to her in the "old tune group".
She just couldn't figure out what Shang Jianyao wanted to do.
Holding the idea of fighting and showing some strength to facilitate the conversation later, she did not stop her, and told Long Yuehong not to speak.
The friends who met the businessmen and Yaoyao didn't care much, and Fei Lin, the head of the "rootless" business group, also picked up the mentality of watching the play, raised his voice, and shouted to the outside:
"Stop the music!
"Someone wants to 'show'!"
The speakers on both sides of the RV quickly became quiet, and the group of men and women who were writhing in the blank area surrounded by tables and chairs retreated outside.
Zhao Tie aggressively jumped out of the regiment leader's RV and entered the open space where all kinds of lights were constantly changing back and forth.
Shang Jianyao didn't go out in a hurry, took off the tactical backpack first, and took out his beloved small blue-bottomed black-faced speaker from it.
This can either be plugged in or use an old world long-life battery - which is also currently in production.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Baimian's thick and beautiful eyebrows moved slightly.
Shang Jianyao immediately placed the small speaker at the door of the RV and pressed a button.
With the sound of electric current, he entered the open space.
In the next second, a high-pitched female voice came from the small speaker:
"I'm looking up
"On the Moon..." (Note 1)
Accompanied by this song, Shang Jianyao's body swayed, and his feet alternated back and forth, which seemed very rhythmic.
Then, he hooked his finger at Zhao Tie:
"Come!"
"I forgot yesterday
"Dried the sadness..."
In this kind of singing, facing such an opponent, Zhao Tie suddenly had a feeling that if he really went up, he would lose.
It would make him appear as if his pants were taken off.
But at this point, it's not good if you don't go up, you can't admit it, right
Zhao Tie did some psychological construction, took a deep breath, and walked over.
During this process, he kept staring at Shang Jianyao's feet and shoulders.
This is because, among the several fighting techniques he knows, the pace is very important, and the state of the shoulders can help him predict which hand the opponent will punch.
—As a "rootless person", he has received strict training since he was a child. When he was in the first city, he also worshipped a powerful boxer as a teacher, and he did not bully people only by his size.
After adjusting the pace, Zhao Tie stepped on it.
Almost at the same time, Shang Jianyao took a step back.
Zhao Tie entered again, Shang Jianyao retreated again, and always kept a good enough distance.
Suddenly, Shang Jianyao took a step forward.
Zhao Tie made a conditioned reflex to retreat and dodge.
One step back, one step forward, one step forward and one back, the two perfectly stepped on the rhythm of the song "The Unseen".
The bystanders immediately applauded:
"Good dance!"
They finally understood what the group leader just said about the performance.
Hearing such a "sound of praise", Zhao Tie blushed and couldn't control himself any longer, so he threw himself on it.
Shang Jianyao easily dodged, stumbled with his feet, moved his hands, and slammed Zhao Tie to the ground, causing him to be disgusted.
Then, he leaned down and completely restrained the opponent.
Zhao Tie is also a bachelor. Seeing that he is irreversible, he is not stubborn. He directly bowed his head and said buzzingly:
"I lost."
Shang Jianyao stood up, walked back reluctantly, put away the small speaker, and turned it off.
Jiang Baimian looked at him, frowned and asked:
"You went in such a big circle, didn't you just go out and dance?"
Shang Jianyao nodded sincerely:
"Um.
"You are not allowed to go out directly."
"You're too persistent, aren't you? Oh, you still know how to make noises, you're very smart." Jiang Baimian laughed.
Shang Jianyao thought for a while and answered:
"Maybe it's more serious."
Note 1: Quoted from Legend of the Phoenix, Above the Moon