The girl on the opposite side has a high ponytail and an embroidered skirt, which is refreshing and refreshing, which is my favorite type.
She gave me a slight smile, and my body was half soft, crisp and numb.
"Would you like to introduce yourself first?" she said, even her voice so clear and sweet.
"Oh, oh yes," I cleared my throat and recited the manuscript I wrote last night without a single word, "My name is Qi Yu, 25 years old this year, I graduated from Sandaokou University, majoring in journalism and media. Discourse study, height 178, weight 61, no smoking, no drinking, no gambling, likes to exercise and climb high, and has a wide range of interests... "
The girl raised her hand and touched her left ear, and said, "Then... May I ask what occupation you are in?"
I remember Song Pianran once said that if a girl touches her ears in front of you, she is shy and overwhelmed.
On this occasion - on a blind date, I automatically assume that this is what interests me.
I can't be sweet in my heart, Cupid's arrow has hit me and her, and love wakes up!
"I'm a professional fan."
"Um... what is the job, what is the job?"
"Professional fans." I firmly believe that understanding each other is the first step in developing a relationship, and mutual honesty is the foundation of a good love. "It's not convenient for me to disclose who I serve. I signed a nondisclosure agreement. My main job is to organize fans. Groups, watering various fan activities, breaking news on Weibo, Tieba, forums, and monitoring public opinion.”
The girl then raised her hand and touched her right ear, and said, "Um... good job, good job..."
It's done!
I shouted in my heart, touching one ear is interesting to me, doesn't touching both ears imply that I want to start a family and have children and spend the rest of my life with me
"I have a pen, I call it Erbi, the second pen is thick and long, and it has a lot of water and is slippery~~"
The powerful baritone sounded slowly in the high-end restaurant, and the unique singing and high-level lyrics attracted the attention of everyone in the restaurant.
This is the exclusive ringtone I set for my boss, the caller ID: Song Erbi.
I switched off the phone and apologized, "I'm sorry, Boss is calling."
The girl touched her ears again, and after she touched her hair, she said, "It's okay, work is important."
Really empathetic.
"I have a pen, I call it Erbi, the second pen is thick and long, and it has a lot of water and is slippery~~"
Erbi called again, and I hung up again.
The girl drank a whole glass of lemonade in one go.
"I have a pen, I call it Erbi, the second pen is thick and long, and it has a lot of water and is slippery~~"
Are these two over yet? I hang up again.
"That," the girl licked her lips and whispered, "I think you are very busy with work, otherwise I will contact you next time."
"do not!"
I saw her carrying her bag and getting up to leave. Just as she was about to step forward to hold her back, her phone suddenly vibrated, and a second text message came.
"Call me back within three minutes, or you will be at your own risk, hum."
Still "huh"
I have lived for twenty-five years and have only seen one species that hums, and that species is called a pig.
Just as I was looking at my phone for a while, this lilac-like girl had gone away, leaving only a wisp of fragrance.
The beautiful marriage was shattered, and Song Erbi did a lot of harm.
I suppressed the resentment in my heart and called Song Song back.
"You know how to call back? I thought you got into NASA as an astronaut."
?
Song Pianran's words are always very confusing. Although I don't know what he means, I can only echo: "How can it be."
"What are you humble about?" Song Pianran was still arrogant, "Hang up my phone three times in a row, don't you think you just want to go to heaven?"
…
I had to explain: "I was really in trouble just now."
"What's the matter? It's good to say that you won't die."
"I'm on a blind date."
On the other end of the phone, Song Pianran paused, and then became even more angry. The whole thing was a fiery Tyrannosaurus rex: "I've been hacked into carbon on the Internet, are you still in the mood for a blind date?! Go back to work for me. !"
When I went out in the morning, the online world was still harmonious and calm, how could the waves be choppy again before the morning was over
"If you don't show up in the studio within 30 minutes, just pat me on the butt and get out!" Song Pianran roared.
The studio is in the east of the city, and my current location is in the west of the city. The one-way trip will take at least an hour. If you want me to arrive within 30 minutes, you want me to take a plane
It's unbearable, I can't stand Song Pianran, a sanctimonious hypocrite, a simple-minded naive ghost!
I will resist today!
"Did you hear that?!" he yelled again.
I was terrified and shuddered: "Listen, I heard..."
Forget it, capitalists are not something that a little commoner like me can resist.
Before he hung up the phone, I asked, "That..."
"Whispering, which one?"
"Didn't you say before that it means shy when a girl touches her ears in front of you?"
"Heh," he sneered, "that's normal. For you, touching your ears in front of you means you're an idiot."
Snapped-
Cupid's arrow of love was snapped by Song Pianran.