Song Pianran didn't know why Longyan was very happy. When they left the hotel, not only did the brothers put their arms on my shoulders, but they even squeezed my face with a smile, and said proudly, "Put your garbage e-donkey in the trunk, Take my car back."
I remembered that old man's post, my butt got cold in an instant, and I quickly clamped my ass|eyes.
Song Pianran doesn't want to pick my pure little chrysanthemum, right
So he wanted to trick me into getting into his car, and on the suburban roads, he did the wrong thing to me, so that every day should not be called to the ground, and he turned me over and over, over and over again.
It is imperative to protect the chrysanthemum!
I shook my head frantically: "A great man once said, don't choose to be lazy when you should struggle, don't choose to ride a luxury car when you should ride an electric donkey. I have a dream of a luxury car, and I will run and fight for this dream, Until I have my own sports car, I can become a person that even I admire!"
Song Pianran looked at me with a foolish look: "Which great man said that?"
"Greftovlsky," I blurted out.
"A MLM?" Song Pianran asked.
"No, a micro businessman, the spiritual mentor of a billion people, was cordially received by Obama, and he liked to mention a Harmony train. He never bowed his head, because the crown would fall off."
Song Pianran didn't speak, and tilted her head.
I followed him and tilted my head.
He pointed to his head and asked, "Did you hear that?"
what did I say?"
"The sound of water in your head," he said.
I:…
He turned around and walked towards the car. Before I could relax, he suddenly turned his head again. I immediately folded my stomach and raised my buttocks, put my legs together, and performed a standard military posture.
"Why do you keep your legs between your legs? Urgency to urinate?" Song Pianran asked, staring at my legs.
"I, I protect the flowers."
It's still that familiar country road, that familiar handsome man, that familiar luxury car.
And the familiar car exhaust and billowing smoke.
Song Pianran abruptly drove a sports car out of the speed of a thousand-year-old old man, and moved slowly beside my little electric donkey.
He held the steering wheel in one hand and his mobile phone in the other, looked down from time to time, and recited aloud to me with emotion.
"A man was defrauded of 300,000 deposits on a blind date! Mr. Li met Miss Zheng through an introduction, and the other party's conditions fully met his standards for making friends. After getting along, Zheng said that he had found a loophole in the lottery website and could make money by speculating. After several persuasion, Li invested 300,000 after tasting the sweetness, but Zheng lost contact after that."
After reading a paragraph, he had to make a comment: "Tsk tsk tsk, Qi Xiaoyu, do you think it is miserable, if you are such a stupid brain, you must be deceived so that you don't even have panties left."
I focused on the road without looking sideways, raised my hand to hold the helmet, and said righteously, "Don't worry, boss, I have no savings to deceive!"
Song Pianran continued his 1,001st blind date failure story: "Xiao Lin met the beautiful girl Xiao Mei through a matchmaker. Xiao Mei has fair skin, beautiful appearance, and a slender figure, which made Xiao Lin Ying's heart move. Meeting in the restaurant, Xiaomei ordered a bottle of Lafite red wine that cost over 1,000 yuan, and ordered two side dishes costing 500 yuan. After ordering, she told Xiaolin, don’t feel bad, if you want a good atmosphere, you should order better red wine. If you are reluctant to spend this amount of money, I will not be able to live well in your house in the future. In this way, Xiaolin was deceived into spending over 10,000 yuan."
I'm not interested in such old-fashioned stories, but Song Pianran's reading is really good. If he can have this line when he is filming, he will not be nominated for the Golden Crow Actor every year.
Song Pianran whistled at me and exaggeratedly shouted: "There are so many blind date scams now! It's really good—many—ah! The risk of blind date is too great. We need you and I to act together and resist it!"
I:…
Is Song Pianran not past puberty or early menopause
What do you mean by popularizing these in front of a poor working cub who has experienced two failed blind dates in one day? This is blatant mockery!
"Qi Xiaoyu, Qi Xiaoyu!" Seeing me ignoring him, Song Pianran stuck his head out of the car window and shouted at me, "Hey!"
Your friend Song Pianran sent an interaction request.
"what?"
"You're so dumb, and you don't have any savings, so you're not allowed to go on a blind date in the future!"
Why am I not allowed to go on a blind date
Song Pianran, your family lives by the sea, is it so wide
If you don't let me go, I'll go!
"Did you hear me!" he called again.
"Listen, hear..."
Once again, I succumbed to the forces of capitalism and whispered aggrievedly.
"What didn't you hear, louder." He put one hand to his ear, raised his eyebrows at me, and smiled wickedly.
"I heard!"
I opened my mouth and yelled, just in time for a gust of wind, and a small flying insect flew in the face, as if a satellite navigation was installed, it flew into my mouth with accuracy, and thumped twice in my throat, with a different head. here.
Your friends are throwing fire, why are you throwing your mouth!
I hurriedly stopped the electric car and said "bah bah bah" several times on the spot, bitter and astringent in my mouth.
"Hahahaha—" Song Pianran, a schadenfreude, was so happy that she patted the steering wheel and laughed, and as soon as she stepped on the accelerator, the car "swooshed" away.
I stayed where I was, breathing the strong car exhaust, looking at the butt of the car that was gradually receding, looking up at the sky, closing my eyes and making a wish.
Heaven has eyes, please let Song Pianran, this idiot, have a flat tire! immediately! immediately! immediately! right now!
boom-
A loud bang.
I was startled, opened my eyes and saw Song Pianran's car hit the road ahead.
Holy crap, wish came true
Is it too late to withdraw this wish now? !
As my heart tightened, cold sweat broke out immediately, and I quickly started the little electric donkey to catch up.
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