Song Pianran justly said that as an almighty idol, the dream lover of thousands of girls, a film and television superstar with both strength and charm, and a [Unique. Can't conquer!
"Man, you are born with the instinct to drive a car!"
He made his concluding remarks enthusiastically.
I heard his words were sonorous and forceful, and saw his arrogant expression mixed with a hint of indifference, and a bit of disdain in the indifference, as if he was grabbing the little electric donkey, so I gave him my little Feichi with confidence.
With an uninhibited smile, Song Pianran brushed her hair slickly, straddled her long legs and got into the car, lowered her head and inserted the key into the keyhole.
Then, he continued to bow his head.
Three minutes passed, and he still didn't look up.
"Qi Xiaoyu!"
Just when I wondered if time had stopped, Song Pianran suddenly called me.
"What's wrong?"
"What kind of shit are you, where's the transmission?" he asked.
I:…
Said good man is born with the instinct to drive a car? Has Song Pianran even lost the instinct of a man? !
It is strongly demanded that the state treat large cars and small electric vehicles equally, and set up a training class for small electric donkeys.
"Electric cars don't have a transmission, so the accelerator is on the handle, and the car will start as soon as you twist it." I painstakingly taught on-site, "If you don't get off first, I'll show you a short demonstration."
Song Pianran couldn't hold his face a little, and he waved his hand impatiently: "What's the way to demonstrate such a stupid principle! I know it, this place just twists the car and drives, right? Hmph, it's too simple—ah!"
He pulled the accelerator to the maximum, and the little Feichi rushed out with a "swoosh".
The excessive start-up speed brought a gust of wind and a scream.
Song Pianran's upper body tilted backwards violently out of inertia. From my perspective, he looked like a human-shaped kite being carried by an electric car.
I was also taken aback, and ran after me and shouted, "Let go! Let go of the handcart and the car will stop!"
Song Kite was just screaming and screaming. I ran out of breath and vowed to write a complaint letter to the Feichi electric car when I went back, and strongly demanded that the top speed be reduced to 20 miles.
The realistic magic version of "The Kite Runner", starring Qi Yu, Song Pianran, and Feichi Electric Car, is performed in a suburb in the east of the city of S, with a ticket price of 0 yuan.
The car drove a full tens of meters before Song Pianran remembered to release the accelerator. Fortunately, the other person had long legs. He kicked his right leg hard on the ground and jumped out of the car. He stumbled a few steps and almost didn't stand. stable.
My electric car hit the ground with a loud bang, hitting the donkey and hurting my heart. I quickly ran up to help the car up.
Song Pianran was shocked and patted her chest: "Are you a fan of my car? When I got on it, it was so excited that I went crazy on the spot. Fortunately, I was resourceful and jumped out of the car at the critical moment."
If my car is your fan, I will send this blind car to the incinerator today to burn the ashes and scatter them into the Mariana Trench!
There was a dent in the pedal of the back seat of the car, and I was so distressed that I didn't know how much it would cost to fix it.
Song Pianran, this shameless person, came over, patted my head, and said, "Why are you crying, I didn't fall, look, isn't this still alive and kicking?"
After saying that, he really jumped on the spot a few times.
You didn't fall, but my car fell! You're just a little surprised, but what I lost with my car was its flawless appearance!
The record of 0 major accidents of Feichi electric cars in ten years was almost broken. Song Pianran single-handedly destroyed the good reputation of one of the top ten brands of Taobao. It was a heinous crime.
"Why do you still have a bitter face, you said I'm fine." He stretched out his hands, pulled the corners of my mouth on both sides, and said, "Be happy."
"Hehe, it's great that you're fine." I was tugged at the corners of my mouth and said stiffly, "I'm so happy."
He let go of his hand with satisfaction, took the electric car from my hand, raised one corner of his mouth, and smiled evilly: "Che Che, you have successfully caught my attention, no car has ever dared to do this to me."
…
It seems that it is very necessary for me to have a serious discussion with Xiaotao, and tell her not to recommend to Song Pianran any more brainwashing dramas like "The Domineering Prince and Pretty Maid".
Song Pianran got into the car again, but I was still worried, and followed behind and asked, "Boss, are you really okay?"
"I've been driving my old man's car secretly since I was thirteen years old. I have been driving for ten years. What's the problem?"
He is very confident.
I didn't even know how to explain to him the difference between a four-wheeler and a two-wheeler.
"Men, have an innate instinct to drive a car." He emphasized again.
This sentence is no longer convincing.
"You don't believe my instinct as a man?" He suddenly raised an eyebrow at me.
What's the matter with this strange feeling all of a sudden
I nodded under his eyes with a strange smile: "I believe, I believe."
He rode away slowly. This time, the car drove smoothly.
It's almost evening, the breeze is blowing, the clouds are rolling, and the tired birds are returning to their nests.
The ending of the youth movie is probably as beautiful as this.
A handsome boy with a straight back drove an electric car and drove away slowly in the westward sunshine.
slowly... slowly...
and many more! Was Song Pianran driving a little too slowly
I took a closer look and saw that he was not driving at all, but he was pedaling on the ground with his two legs and walking forward with the car.
What man's instinct
I believe in your wickedness!
The author has something to say
Qi Yu: What kind of man's instinct, Song Pianran doesn't have it at all!
Song Pianran: Come here, I will prove it to you!
Qi Yu: Proof is proof, why are you taking off your pants!
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