"Song Pianran, 23 years old, handsome young man, former member of the group ZERO, responsible for the appearance. He flew solo in 2016 and entered the ranks of first-line niche students."
- The above excerpts are from Baidu Encyclopedia.
The fact is, Song Pianran's former group ZERO is not good enough. The country shampoo shop opened the ribbon cutting to invite them to sing and stir up the atmosphere. The company closed within half a year of debut, and the five members went back to their respective homes.
Song Pianran has been digging her feet for a year, and somehow she was lucky to step on the shit. She was dragged into an idol drama to play the male fourth. With a face, she quickly became popular and became the top traffic.
My job is to maintain Song Pianran on the Internet as a second-rate "Pin Pian" character, and open up new ground for his acting career. If the studio officials are not easy to come forward to say, I will tell you; I will take the blame that the official is not good at; I will take the heat of the official.
As a professional fan, I am a professional.
I called a taxi and repeatedly stressed to the driver to be fast, be fast! Send me to Chunyuan Road in the east of the city within half an hour! Otherwise, my head will be in danger!
The driver looked at me, then rolled down the window and looked at the sky.
I didn't know what he was looking at, so I leaned over and raised my head, only to see the blue sky, white clouds fluttering, and occasionally a few birds flying in the morning.
"Master, what are you looking at?" I asked.
"I'll see if there's a plane passing by, and I'll call you one."
This master is a bit humorous and is an old driver.
I retracted my body and fastened my seat belt: "cough... I'm joking with you."
When the car drove away, I opened Weibo to check what was going on.
I have a total of tens of millions of Weibo accounts, and I always have five switching back and forth in my mobile phone. One is Song Pianran’s control and comment group, three are Song Pianran’s big fan account, and the other is a fan-free account for eating melons.
I got on the account of "Today's Gua'er Dime" and searched for Song Pianran. The first related entry was "Song Pianran Guanyin".
Guan He is Song Pianran's former teammate. The two have a CP called "Yan Yue". They have been together for so many years, but there is still a wave of lingering things that are active. .
Song Pianran bought a pair of global limited-edition sneakers in LA last week. These shoes are too beautiful. Yesterday, as soon as the shoes arrived, they took pictures and posted them on Instagram, with the text "suitable, suitable".
Coincidentally, Guan Yin, who had an airport itinerary this morning, also wore these shoes. Recently, a beauty endorsement of Song Pianran has just been launched, and the streets are covered with propaganda posters. In the airport photo taken by Fan, Guan Yin stood in front of Song Pianran's poster and stared for a long time, then squatted down and wiped the shoe with a tissue.
For the xipi powder that uses the blade as a candy, this is a mouthful of candy! It's New Year's Eve for Xipi Fan!
This group of photos caused a violent response on Douban, which led to the end of marketing accounts, and the two parties were arguing with each other.
When I saw it, my darling, "chanting" super talk has already rushed into the top five in the CP list, and the posts are all "what a beautiful love", "see you for a long time, fuck", "I'm a coffin" The board can’t be covered, the recitation is true”, “Help me up, I can recite again”, “If my son and son-in-law can make a movie together, I will live stream and chop my boyfriend diao”…
Amid the wailing and wailing-style carnival, there was one Weibo post that was particularly clear.
"When you first met, one was 18 years old and the other was 19 years old. They supported each other and walked through the unknown, but they were mercilessly swept away by the adult world. But I'm so lucky, now you are beautiful and full of fame. , but still the little boy from the beginning. The world is changing, but you have not changed. My brother Lianran and brother Guan Yin are suitable and suitable."
The accompanying picture is a picture of Huang Mao Song Pianran and Hong Mao Guan Yin performing at the opening ceremony of washing, cutting and blowing during the ZERO period, looking at each other and smiling.
If I hadn't known who Song Pianran was, I would have almost believed it and shed tears for this beautiful love.
The number of retweets on this Weibo has exceeded 1,000. When I saw it, yoho! Isn't the first acquaintance of the heat transfer "coming through the customs"
"Let's enter the gate lightly", reciting CP fans, Weibo's style of painting is mainly sentimental and old, and will cut videos to produce output. There are many followers, and he is one of my main targets.
In the past two years as a fan, I have played against her no less than ten times, and I have never lost.
I cut an account and put on the account "I like Xiao Pian Pian". I have carefully maintained this account for two years. It is highly respected and famous in Song Pianran's fan circle, and the number of fans exceeds one million.
The homepage has been fried, the genitals flying all over the screen and the relatives died violently on the viaduct, I can't bear to look directly.
Today's little girl can't tear it apart without a little swearing.
As a professional fan, the first step is to learn to keep the rhythm calm, and to arouse the resonance of the fan circle through some ambiguous words. In short, it is to sell miserably.
I tweeted:
"Song Pianran, please never forgive them, those who once peeled your skin and slapped your bones, and now try their best to come and drink your blood. You are a god on the clouds, and you are not suitable for evil people in the mud. ."
In less than five minutes, this Weibo has been forwarded more than 1,000 times, and the comments are all "Song Pianran, please never forgive them".
The first step was initially successful and I am very satisfied.
The next step is to expand influence.
I got on the account of "Pianran Fighter". The style of this account is different from "I like Xiao Pian Pian". I am a big fan of fighting.
I retweeted the Weibo just now with the fighter jet number, with the text "I'm not as kind as Sister Pian Pian, I'll just open the mic directly. Song Pianran, who left the group to pick up private work? Who is the most down-to-earth in you? When I told the media that I didn’t know you well? Who saw you being popular in the past few years? Who has repeatedly worn the same style as you to make you popular? You can forget it, but I will always remember it.”
The next thing, wait for the studio to arrange the water army, and then carry out further operations.
After taking the rhythm, I felt comfortable in body and mind. I leaned on the back of the chair and hummed a little song, and the damn Song Pianran's exclusive bell rang again.
I have a natural fear of a capitalist like Song Pianran, so I sat up straight and respectfully answered the phone: "Hello?"
"Is the weather nice today?"
He suddenly said such a mindless sentence, and I had to respond: "Mmmm!"
"The view is not bad, huh?"
I looked out the window, and the little flowers and grass were red and green, which was really good, so I replied obediently, "Mmmm!"
"Do you still have time to watch the scene?" The moody giant baby got angry again, "What time is it now?! Half an hour has come!"
I pointed my middle finger at the phone.
"I'm dying!" Song Pianran complained, "I've eaten three packs of Miao Crispy Corner, why can't you get it!"
"I didn't fly..." I tried to defend.
"Fuck! At this juncture, you still give it to Lao Tzu?!"
There was a squeaking sound of Miao Cuijiao being crushed.
I have a reasonable suspicion that Song Pianran is poisonous.
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