In the afternoon, I accompanied Song Pianran to record a new song.
Accompanying recordings was not originally within the scope of my work, but the big witch herself spoke out and asked me to come with me.
The big witch, her full name is Su Cindy, known in the industry as Cindy, Song Pianran's little aunt, and a big broker.
If the horror level of the devil wearing Prada is 10, then the horror level of Su Cindy, whose upper body is Paris Spring and the lower body Chanel is walking on 13 cm stilts, is 10 to the N power, and N is greater than or equal to 10.
There was once a daring paparazzi who persevered and squatted in front of Su Xindi's house for half a month, and squatted into an adultery between her husband at the time and a popular little flower in her hands.
At that time, Su Cindi was attending a charity event in Dubai. After knowing the news, she calmly completed all the work. After returning to China, he acted resolutely, first hid the little flowers, and then filed a divorce lawsuit with his ex-husband. The scumbag finally left the house, and he couldn't even take the several haute couture suits that Su Xindi bought for him. Finally, she found the paparazzi, took off her high heels, and opened his scoop.
That little flower now makes a living by walking around in nightclubs, and that scumbag works as a network administrator in an Internet cafe, crying every three days and begging Su Xindi to get back together.
As for the bloody paparazzi Xiao Luo who was smashed by the sky, he is now doing public relations in Song Pianran's studio.
When Su Xindi called, Song Pianran was sitting on the sofa on the first floor bored, leaning on Ran Shuai with his legs crossed, eating delicious crispy horns while the overseer looked for our faults.
Su Cindy's voice is always cold and straight: "Record a song in the afternoon, I'll drive to pick you up at 3:30, don't be late."
Xiao Tao and I secretly glanced at each other, and Xiao Tao said yes.
Great! Shi Jing is finally leaving! No one will ever dislike my sitting posture, that the ceramic water cup on Ronaldinho's table doesn't show his delicate face, that Xiaotao's canvas shoes are ugly in color, and that even the cactus on the windowsill doesn't bloom.
Song Pianran turned on the speakerphone, threw a crispy horn into his mouth, chewed it, and said impatiently, "I know, I know."
"Take that pimple of yours too." Su Cindy ordered.
"What?!" Song Pianran was very flustered, and a carp sat up straight, "I have acne? It's impossible! Look handsome, do I grow?"
Ran Shuai was taken aback by his sudden action: "Wow!"
"..." Su Cindy was silent for two seconds before he said stubbornly, "I'm referring to the one who has all the fish, bring him too."
My first reaction when I heard this sentence was that my legs were weak. What did the big manager with all the possibilities come to me, this little shrimp, in person? Immediately after—
What acne? Who is acne
I'm a powderhead, not acne!
Although there is only one word difference, the meaning is very different!
"Oh, he!" Song Pianran glanced at me, smiled reassuringly at me, and then explained seriously, "Don't talk about him like that, he's not my acne."
I also smiled at him, a little moved in my heart.
Song Pianran continued, "He is my hemorrhoid."
"Pfft—" Xiao Tao sprayed a mouthful of water on the computer screen.
My perfect 30° smile is still frozen on my face, the wind is blowing through my teeth, it's so cold.
Song Pianran raised her eyebrows at me: "Little hemorrhoids, do you hear me, accompany me to record a song this afternoon."
I really shouldn't have any expectations for Song Pianran.
If I had to make a choice between growing on his face and growing on his ass, I chose to end my young life.
I fidgeted and stared at the clock on the wall. When the hour hand pointed to "3", my heart sank, and I felt like my life had entered the countdown to death.
Xiao Tao looked at me with pity, took out a packet of wine candy from her drawer and handed it to me.
"Thank you." I peeled off the candy wrapper. "Do you mean to give me a drink to be brave?"
Xiao Tao shook her head: "I mean let you eat something good before you hit the road."
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Sister Luo couldn't help laughing, she brought me a cup of hot water, patted my shoulder, and comforted me: "Don't listen to her nonsense, Cindy can't be so scary, and she doesn't eat people."
"She doesn't eat people, but she picks up acne!"
I compared my fingers to myself, with a sad face: "I am that little pimple, the witch must be trying to pick me."
"I also want to be picked on by little Cindy."
A faint voice floated from the side, and the tone was full of envy and jealousy.
Xiao Luo held his face in both hands, his cheeks were flushed, his posture was very girlish, and his eyes were staring at me so deeply that I was stared at by goosebumps all over my body.
"Xiao Yu'er, you were summoned by the goddess. Do you know how long I waited for this day? It's been two years and eight months!"
Sister Luo shook her head and covered her ears with her hands.
Xiao Tao rolled her eyes and put on her headphones.
Before Ronaldinho was about to start his 108th story of his beautiful encounter with the goddess, I rushed over and gagged him.
"Luo, don't say it, I understand, I understand."
Xiao Luo blinked his eyes moved and grabbed my hand: "Yu'er, you understand me!"
I nodded heavily: "The words are too pale, no need to say more, everything is in silence!"
Ronaldinho was a little excited: "Then you help me analyze and analyze whether I have fate with Cindy! It was a winter two years and eight months ago, and the sky was snowing heavily with goose feathers..."
I tried my best, but still didn't stop.
"That day, little Cindy smashed my head and broke my blood, then put on my shoes calmly, fluttered my hair, and said to me, I think you are very patient and courageous, stop being a paparazzi, and follow me in the future. ."
I also learned Xiao Tao, put on headphones, stared at the computer, and pretended to concentrate on work.
Ronaldinho's eyes were erratic, and he fell into a good memory.
"You said that if she didn't care about me, why did she beat me and take me away after she beat me?"
Ronaldinho turned around and found that no one paid any attention to him, only Ran Shuai was looking at him with big eyes like black grapes.
"Ran Shuai, do you think Cindy is interested in me?"
Ran Shuai hiccupped, lay on the ground and closed his eyes.