I have been a professional fan for more than two years, and the Xipi fans who have fought can circle the earth three times hand in hand, but only "passing through the customs" is my only beauty.
Why should I hold her in my palm
Because of this, I can hit her anytime I want!
Her ingenious brain hole, like the contrived temperament of the Nine Heavens Fairy descending to the earth, and her perseverance to eat the blade as candy without sugar, caused me both physical and psychological discomfort.
But to be honest, if there is no time to tear down her beautiful little essay, I really feel bored and can't raise the desire to fight.
I read the small paper carefully a few times, and I have to say, the rhythm of "Let's enter the gate lightly" is really good, and completely grasp the psychology of the fans.
I even have some doubts that she is also a professional fan, hired by Guan Yin.
I stared at Qi Guoqing, pondered for a long time, and finally decided to betray my son's hue.
I took a high-definition frontal photo of Qi Guoqing, posted it on the account of a fan of "Fighting Fighter", and posted a Weibo post.
Flickering Fighter: exo me? ? ? Does the pig in my hand look exactly the same as the one from spr? Can I also cp with spr? I've already thought of the name, so it's called Xie Xie Pi. Persuade some cpfs to be a bit beer in their hearts, scientific experiments show that it will be stupid to treat shit as sugar sooner or later
As soon as the Weibo was posted, there were 29 retweets in three minutes, of which 27 were retweeted in the circle of friends, indicating that most of the retweets were contributed to the family.
I have an old blood stalk in my throat. The biggest fun of tearing is that there is a back and forth confrontation. What is going on with forwarding the circle of friends, it really affects the experience of tearing.
You have the ability to turn to the circle of friends and speak ill of me, you have the ability to stand up and start selling and shout!
I made a vicious addition in the comment: Tonight, the lipstick and eye shadow that I forwarded to hyq were all smashed, and my face burst into acne and constipation. The license plate is permanently restricted for seven days.
This vicious curse really worked. Before she could respond to the public, her calf hairs took the lead in rushing up to send people's heads. A Xipi dog named "Is the recitation made public today" bore the brunt:
Is the chanting public today: Don't be too self-righteous for some fans, do you think spr is like you? A stench and sour taste can't be covered by 30 pounds of foundation. Brother Pr's pig has an air of dominance, even if you have a crooked nose and slanted eyes for a few dollars, you dare to use it to pretend to be a royal family. Who are you insulting? "
mockery, outright mockery.
Who am I insulting
What I'm insulting is you ignorant idiots who don't know Wangba's father!
Even Song Pianran's three-dollar piglet is too embarrassed to be the king. This does not take Qi Guoqing, who is three hundred yuan from my family, in the eyes!
I patted Qi Guoqing on the head and comforted him: "My son is not angry, don't pay attention to these ignorant people, we are top pigs! Wang Zhongwang! Curse them to buy Wang Zhongwang ham sausages and buy expired ham in the future."
Qi Guoqing slumped on my knees, not even wagging the pig's tail.
Look how angry my son is!
I hit the limit with my hand speed and typed quickly in response.
Fantastic Fighter: CPFs, open your shitty eyes and look carefully, what's the difference between my pig and spr's pig? ? ? Secondly, my pig is not three yuan, but three hundred yuan, thank you.
"Is the recitation public today?" It is estimated that her eyes glowed on the other side of the screen, staring at me all the time. As soon as I posted on Weibo, she responded in seconds:
Has the recitation made public today: Yo ho ho fighter sister is so awesome, can I bring a cup of cappuccino to my sister? I just searched Taobao, and the pig doll with a wholesale price of ten yuan and ten pounds looks exactly like yours~ Why don't you think it's better for my sister and the cp of the wholesale factory manufacturer group? I have already thought about the name, how about calling it Changji CP? I'll let my brother go with the new Xipi, please [poor] [poor]
I looked at the picture on her Weibo, where a group of pig dolls were crowded in the dirty and messy factory building, all with crooked noses and big eyes.
You don't need to do a paternity test, just by looking at this face, you can see that these are the brothers of Song Wuyi and Qi Guoqing.
Poor acid stone hammer.
I punched in the palm of my hand, I made a mistake! Major mistake!
I didn't expect that Qi Guoqing, this pig thing, would be picked out so easily, and he still pays ten yuan and ten pounds? Famous for carrying sacks
I grabbed Qi Guoqing's pig's tail and couldn't believe it: "Qi Guoqing, Qi Guoqing, I never imagined that you are selling by the pound?!"
Heartbroken, heartbroken.
Although I knew I was a cheap son, I never expected it to be so cheap.
Ten yuan can buy a sack, and the cost of a Qi National Day is only a few cents.
When I saw it, Qi Guoqing's pink and tender face was covered with four big characters - low cost.
I calmed down for a while, recited "Father's love is like a mountain" in my heart, and took a closer look.
Those wet eyes stared straight at me, pitiful.
Forget it, after all, Song Pianran caught it all afternoon. No matter how cheap it was, it was my son who had my surname.
I lovingly stroked a pig's body.
Over there, Xipi Fan still persevered, chasing after my ass and yelling.
Has the recitation made public today: Why doesn't the fighter sister speak? Wouldn't it be that the fighter jets couldn't start when the network was disconnected at home? Would you like to share with us which luxury store bought these three hundred yuan pigs? Is there a receipt? Show it off so that little people like us can see the world [laughing] [laughing]
I was so angry that my hair stood upside down. At this time, it would be unwise to follow their ideas and entangle Qi Guoqing's worth. I resolutely shifted my position and adopted the second rule of the "Professional Fan Tear Code": Avoid the important and ignore it.
Flickering Fighter: This little sister asked too many questions at one time, and she couldn't answer them. Let me answer the question from your ID - no, no yesterday, no today, no tomorrow, it will never be made public, just dream YY, maybe you will wake up one day [cute] [cute]
"Is the recitation public today?" fell into silence.
Two minutes later, she finally exploded—
Has the chanting been made public today: Sima Gugoose, the brain-damaged Weifen big-headed milk powder, have you been drinking too much? It's none of your business for us to surround ourselves with cuteness? It's your turn to stop | Street goods come out to point? I ripped your mouth and stuffed you into your mother's body Pulled into the septic tank to stink forever!
My first reaction was to cover Qi Guoqing's eyes.
"Children can't read these, these are dirty words, children can't read it." I taught it earnestly.
Finally sprayed dirty, I was so excited that I could not stop performing a spin jump in place!
The first stage of ripping | coercion is mild intercourse, this stage is mainly about testing each other, you flick on my face, I slap on your ass, it's just a small fight.
Once one party starts spraying dirty, it means that there has been substantial progress in tearing | forcing, and at this time, the main battlefield can be opened up - the timeline.
I took a screenshot of that dirty blog and posted it on Weibo.
Fantastic Fighter: Let’s take a look at the homepage to see what kind of urination is this so-called “enclosure self-cute” chanting cp powder. It’s a set of self-contained systems to speak swear words at a young age. None of the Weibo posts I posted before mentioned your CP fans, right? I rushed to check the number and took a seat without saying anything, and my mouth was full of feces. Those who flirt first are cheap, and the expensive support team will see if you accept this fan @ chanting support group
As soon as this Weibo was posted, the homepage was in a frenzy.
Song Pianran's only fans invaded on a large scale. Due to the huge difference in the number of people, the CP fans were defeated one after another.
After a long time of silence, "Flightly Entering the Pass" finally appeared, like a raindrop from the sky, bringing a clear spring to the dry desert.
"Who can tell me, what did we do wrong? We just divided love between two people equally, we just wanted to have a sleepless dream in our own paradise. The world has been so difficult, thank you You gave me a piece of pure land. No matter how the bad guys persecuted me, I won't leave."
The most lofty spiritual mentor in the self-media era has appeared, and the greatest master of chicken soup in the 21st century has appeared.
The chanting Xipi fans collectively climaxed!
The three words "I won't go" are bloodbathed from reciting CP super words. This self-moving picture is too moving, as if some MLM organization.
I cut numbers and post on Weibo.
But I like Xiao Pian Pian: When you talk about equal love, it's just that you kidnapped him unilaterally; when you talk about paradise, it's just that you use him to satisfy your selfish fantasies. He's not someone's accessory, not a toy in a romantic fantasy game. If I hope that he is not bound, not bound is a bad person, then I am really bad. But at least, as a bad guy, what I think and love is only him, and all he is. @song pianran
As a professional fan, who can't cook some poisonous chicken soup
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The author has something to say
The day after Song Pianran went offline, I miss him (it will be online tomorrow!)
Do the fairies still comment on the starfish jade pendant? Recycling at a high price!
A few points to declare:
1. It is not good to spray dirty on the Internet. Don't learn it.
2. Tear | Force no prototype, no prototype! ! !
3. The author does not feel bad about Xipi fans (after all, I am also a humble Xipi dog in a certain group), some biased words in the article are for the consideration of writing the article