Employment Guide For Professional Fans

Chapter 28: Oops! It's the feeling of

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When I took the postgraduate entrance exam, I got full marks on the noun explanation question.

Forfeiture refers to the confiscation of a thing as a public asset.

In the situation just now, I was this thing, and Song Pianran was this public.

After substituting similar items, the sentence can become "Song Pianran wants to confiscate me as his asset".

If I understand correctly, the extended meaning is-

Heaven, earth, my dear aunt, Song Pianran, this is a confession to me in disguise!

I shivered and dragged a little ponytail to sit in the corner, while Song Pianran took a promotional photo in front of the set.

Qi Guoqing was sitting on his left knee, Song Wuyi was lying on his right knee, and there was a little swan Song Pianran flying around in his mind.

I shook my head vigorously, and the little swan rolled in its head, shook its wings, and flew again.

The assistant smiled and passed by holding a stack of documents, glanced at me, and said, "Are you okay, Yu'er? Why is your face so red? Would you like to send it to you..."

Song? Song what? what song

I was shocked and straightened up: "Don't Song!"

"… a glass of water."

Smiling stiffly.

"Haha." I also laughed awkwardly, "Don't give me a glass of water, you go do your work, I'm just a little hot, haha so hot."

In order to strengthen the credibility, I also fan the air with the palm of my hand.

"Is it cold?" He smiled and mumbled, "The air conditioner is turned on to 18°..."

No, it's going to cost me my life if I go on like this.

I have to save myself.

I started a question on Baidu: what should I do if my heart beats faster, my face is hot, and I have hallucinations.

Dr. Li, a senior expert from Yaonis Private Hospital on 997Health.com, replied: This is to consider the possibility of abnormal thyroid function, and it may also be a heart problem. It is recommended to come to our hospital for ovaries, ovaries, breasts, and front columns. A comprehensive examination of the glands, our hospital also provides the world's leading euthanasia service, if you experience it now, you will get a 10% discount~

Yaonis, I want you to die.

I believe in your evil!

I report this answer without mercy.

To refresh, there are still some enthusiastic netizens who have made constructive suggestions. A netizen whose ID is called "office romance is the best" said that reciting the multiplication formula in his heart has a miraculous effect on calmness.

I took a deep breath and decided to give it a try.

Four five twenty, four six twenty four, four seven twenty eight, forty eight...

Song Pianran held the new computer with one hand and made a wink for the camera.

Forty-eight... Forty-eight means Song Pianran's eyelashes are really long...

No, be calm, be at peace.

I forced myself not to see Song Pianran and continued to recite.

Five seven thirty five, five eight forty, five nine...

Song Pianran raised her hand and made a motion to untie the cufflinks.

Five Nine... Five Nine is why Song Pianran is even more handsome than the average person!

Six seven forty-two, six eight forty-eight, six nine—

Song Pianran suddenly looked in my direction, raised her eyebrows, and smiled brightly.

Six and nine... What is the answer to six times nine? !

I raised my hand and hammered my heart, can you stop jumping "chuchu"! You are a living heart not a tractor!

The method of reciting multiplication formulas is completely ineffective.

I swiped the answer again, and someone called "The boss doesn't want it" said: "Old Tie, you are a typical spring!" Lu | One hair is good. + Wei ~ letter g983674 to watch the film, male drops and female drops, male drops and male drops, female drops and female drops, should~have~all~have~

… Decided to report.

After watching it, my face feels hotter.

But this movie seller really provided me with a solution, which is like quitting smoking and diverting your attention!

I looked around, and the only people around me that could divert my attention were two ugly pigs, Qi Guoqing and Song Wuyi.

I picked them up one by one, kneaded them and played with them.

"Very good! Pull the collar down a little bit!"

The photographer's voice came, and I followed the sound to look over.

Under the spotlight, Song Pianran's tie was torn loose, her suit jacket was open, and two buttons of her shirt were loosened, revealing two delicate collarbones.

He raised his head, his neck curved in a dangerous arc, and his Adam's apple rolled up and down.

My temples were throbbing, my mouth was dry, and I swallowed.

After a long while, I regained my senses, and found that Qi Guoqing and Song Wuyi in my hand had just unconsciously folded into a strange shape.

Song Wuyi's two front legs rested on Qi Guoqing's back, and the two pigs completed the great harmony of life.

I parted them sadly, held Qi Guoqing's tail, and taught it: "You, you! You dare to do such a brazen thing in front of your father and me!"

Qi Guoqing's little black eyes were wet, and I sighed with hatred: "Even if you're already bent, if you want...whatever you want, you have to be the one above! Dignity! Do you understand dignity! You can't have it? Shame on the family!"

It's a father's love.

My requirements are really low, even if it is bent, it must be straight.

This move of diverting attention also declared bankruptcy, so he had to resort to the ultimate move.

I turned on the recitation of super words, and wanted to let the beautiful love story of Song Pianran and Guan Yin influence me, and subtly believed that the recitation was locked, so as to reduce the strange influence Song Pianran had on me.

I swiped through the posts floating in the Super Talk Essence post, and they were all spam posts, and I had no interest.

"Tell me why you got into the chanting pit~"

- Don't talk about it, don't go into the pit.

"Meditate 300 times a day, the chanting is true!"

- It's more real than a string of pearls with fifty cents under the flyover.

"Recite the paro of the Republic of China, Chapter 13 of "The Domineering Young Marshal Eats Kawaii Me"~"

-Turn left to Baidu Elementary School to learn about it.

"Three iron proofs that Guan Nayin likes Song's graceful grace."

This Weibo seems to have something, I clicked on it and tasted it.

The first one, Weixin Guanyin buys Song Pianran his favorite crispy corner every time he goes to the supermarket.

The proof is that Guan Yin said in an interview during the group period that he would bring Song Pianran a pack of crispy corners when shopping.

Also "by the way"? It's not shabby, but I stare at Song Pianran's snack box all the time, and I'll stock it up as soon as it's empty.

Second, Guan Yin will remember Song Pianran's life habits.

The evidence is Guan Yin said in the interview that Song Pianran insisted on getting up at 7:30 in the morning and going out for a morning run for half an hour even when she was on vacation.

It's just utter nonsense.

Even during the gap period, Song Pianran's wake-up time was very unstable. On a sunny day, I usually sleep until noon, and I wake up when I smell the aroma of the food; on a cloudy and rainy day, I wish I could stay in bed all day, like a young grandmother who is confinement. go to the room.

Morning jogging is even more blind. According to Song Pianran's words, the air outside is full of dust and waste gas. If he wants to leave the treadmill and go out for a run, he will die of chronic death.

Third, when Song Pianran approached, Guan Yin would blush.

The evidence is a picture of Song Pianran bowing his head and talking to Guan Yin during an event, and Guan Yin's cheeks were flushed.

Out of nothing!

Guan Yin is obviously because the blush is too thick! Besides, when Song Pianran got so close, my face was red too!

And it is 100% natural red without any preservatives added.

I am not only red, I am also hot.

According to Xipigou, do I also like Song Pianran

-Snapped.

It seemed like a string had snapped in his head.

Little Swan Song Pianran happily circled.

Qi Guoqing and Song Wuyi fell to the ground.

Song Pianran finished filming and hooked me.

His lips moved, the scene was too noisy, I couldn't hear what he said.

There was a rumbling heartbeat in his ears.

Too bad, it's a heart-wrenching feeling.

The author has something to say

[Beep—the love progress bar is 90% loaded]

It is said that there is a group of Qi Xiaoyu mother fans who disagree with this marriage? Anything else to do

Song Pianran asked everyone to meet you at the top of Huashan Mountain at 8 o'clock in the evening on Singles Day. He wanted to show his affection to everyone, and he was mad at you.

(It should be already morning when everyone sees this chapter. I hope Xiao Song and Xiaoyu will start a good day for everyone! 咻咻!)