I am in love.
What does the first second of identifying a relationship usually look like
I don't know about other people, but Song Pianran and I are probably quite special.
Across a desk, one of us stared out the window, the other stared at the table.
"that… "
"that… "
We both spoke at the same time and looked at each other for 0.1 seconds. The moment our eyes met, we felt an electric shock, and we each turned our heads immediately.
I continued to look at my window, he continued to look at his desk.
Me: "You first say..."
Him: "You first say..."
Being in love is really embarrassing.
Qi Xiaoyu, Qi Xiaoyu, you are really useless! I cursed myself inwardly.
I usually blow rainbow farts on Weibo, but at this critical moment, why can't I even make a fart sound!
I quietly rolled my eyes and glanced at him, tsk tsk tsk, the bridge of the nose is really high, and the brow bone is really handsome.
I couldn't help but glance again, this is my boyfriend, he looks so handsome!
I really can't control it anymore, and I take one last look, not only is he handsome, but also has a good figure, his shoulders are really wide, his legs are really long, I am so happy!
"Look at what!"
Song Pianran raised her head abruptly, just happened to meet my peek at him, and pretended to be angry and shouted, "Don't look!"
I glanced at my mouth, bowed my head, and was stingy.
On second thought, no!
He's my boyfriend, right? I'm his boyfriend, right
Boyfriend looks at boyfriend, right
It is a matter of course and the truth of the world!
Not only do I want to see it, but I also want to see it openly, with my head held high, and with vigor.
I clenched my fists, my eyes widened, and I stared at Song Pianran.
He gestured and waved his fist: "Still watching?"
"Just watch!" I pouted, pointed at him, and retorted confidently, "I-I see that my boyfriend is good-looking, I can't help but want to see it! Not only do I want to watch it now, but I want to watch it every day. , Yueyue, but also from the top to the bottom, from the inside to the outside!"
Song Pianran was stunned for a moment, his cheeks quickly turned from white to red, and the red quickly spread to his ears, and then he ran away quickly.
I watched him stand up in a hurry, knocked over the tea cup and the potted cactus plant on my table, rushed upstairs in three steps and two steps, stumbled on the left foot and fell on the right foot in the middle, almost using both hands and feet on the ground Climb upstairs.
The soil from the potted plants was sprinkled on the table, and the little cactus lay miserably; the water in the teacup tickled to the ground, and a string of small water droplets hit the ground and splashed on my ankle.
Alaska, who is opposite the door, was brought out by the owner to let out the air, and Shuai and Ran were calling each other through the iron gate; Circle, fluttering wings and flying back to the sky.
And Song Pianran... He, he's so cute!
I burst into laughter while covering my stomach.
"What are you laughing at!" he shouted angrily from upstairs, "Send up the wontons!"
Then he added: "Put it at the door, don't come in!"
After nine o'clock, other people arrived one after another. On the surface, I was calm and calmly posted Song Pianran's publicity photo this time.
Xiao Tao held a cup of coffee and chatted with Sister Luo: "I just heard something going on upstairs, what's the matter with the boss today, getting up so early?"
Sister Luo bought a new bag of wool and said, "I don't know, you have to ask the fish."
I quickly denied: "I, I, I, I don't know! I don't know anything!"
"Why are you so nervous?" Sister Luo joked, "Aren't you the special nurse for our boss?"
Milk what? what milk
This is so yellow! The scale is too big! I'm just a kid and I don't understand these grown up things!
I blurted out: "No no no, not to this extent!"
"Yuyu, why are you being modest!" Xiao Luo hurried in the door with a bun in his mouth, and threw the bag on the table, "Don't you usually wake up the boss!"
what is it call? call call... bed
Some inappropriate images for children played automatically in my mind, and the protagonists were me and Song Pianran.
Before the plot entered the key link, I caught the tape in time, shook my head vigorously, and held back eight honors and eight shames in my heart.
"Why is your face so red?" Xiao Tao asked, "Isn't it sick?"
I put the water glass to my face, cooled myself down, and glanced at her mournfully.
Office romances really bother the fish.
"Come up to the living room."
Not long after, I received a WeChat message from Song Pianran.
Four words and one full stop, I looked and read happily, and ran up to it with my little hands in my back.
Song Pianran sat on the sofa, expressionless, with her legs crossed and her hands folded on her knees, looking elegant.
"I'm coming!"
I smiled at him, showing bright front teeth.
His feigned cold expression seemed to be a bit unbearable, and the corner of his mouth had a slight upward arc, and he immediately restrained it.
He raised his chin and said, "Sign this."
Only then did I notice that there was an A4 piece of paper on the coffee table, and I picked it up and took a look - "Agreement on Friendship of Bilateral Love".
WTF
I glanced at him suspiciously, he raised his eyebrows and motioned me to look down.
"The Love Bilateral Friendship Agreement"
In order to prevent Qi Yu from being overly addicted to Mr. Song Pianran's beauty and body, which affects his work and physical and mental health, this agreement is hereby made. Party A is Qi Yu and Party B is Song Pianran. The rules are as follows:
1. Party A shall not see Party B more than ten times a day, and each time shall not exceed ten seconds;
2. Within ten days from today, Party A and Party B shall not engage in other physical acts except holding hands;
3. From the eleventh day of love, both parties can hug once a day; after three months, they can carry out kissing activities;
4. Other activities are subject to circumstances;
5. The final interpretation right belongs to Party B, Mr. Song Pianran. "
I:"???"
I was confused and confused.
You need to sign an agreement for postgraduate entrance exams, you need to sign an agreement to find a job, and you never thought that you need to sign an agreement when you are in a relationship!
Besides, these terms are too harsh, aren't they
I looked at Song Pianran aggrievedly and whispered, "Can you not sign it?"
He glared at me: "No!"
"But..." I tried to save myself.
"You wasted another chance to see me today," he reminded me, flexing his knuckles and tapping on his knees.
Don't even look at it, no human rights!
"If you don't sign, your salary will be deducted."
My legs were weak, and I was filled with grief and anger.
Scholars can be killed or humiliated, and wages cannot be deducted!
I want to keep my last dignity and bottom line!
I picked up a pen and wrote down my name.
After writing, I flicked the pen, wishing I could rush out of the yard and shout up to the sky side by side with Ran Shuai.
I'm having a hard time talking about this love!
Song Pianran folded the paper twice and put it in his pocket.
I didn't dare to look at him, so I stared at the ground, for fear of wasting another chance by looking at him.
"Come here," he said.
"Oh."
I stared at the ground and moved my feet little by little.
"Where are you going? You're hitting the wall!" he shouted. "You're stupid."
Sitting on the sofa, he leaned over and grabbed my hand, pushing hard in his direction, my center of gravity was unsteady, and I fell on top of him.
Turn around.
When I came back to my senses, I was sitting on his lap, with one hand around my waist and the other on the back of my head.
I leaned against the cradle of his neck, surrounded by the rich lemon scent, making me even more dizzy.
"Didn't you say... you can hug after ten days... "
My breathing slowed involuntarily, my hands and feet were stiff, and I could feel his carotid arteries pounding forcefully against my cheeks.
He rubbed my hair and let out a long sigh, "I can't take it anymore, I'll pay first."
The author has something to say
Xiaoyu: "Mothers, I have grown up and will fall in love by myself. Don't worry! I will protect myself and not let Song Pianran take advantage!"
Song Pianran: "If you want to eat dried fish, please ask your mother-in-law for approval."
Ginger Taro: I want to eat some comments on the starfish jade pendant, please feed the fish mothers [poor]