Under Song Pianran's serious proposal, I went to live in his house.
For this unashamed and meaningful proposal, I initially rejected it with a pretense of restraint.
Me: "Not so good?"
Him: "It's okay."
Me: "I'm not quite ready yet..."
Him: "What are you ready to do?"
There is more to prepare.
What is the most indispensable thing in the cohabitation life of honey and oil? It's that oil! That lubricating oil!
Looking down at my small crotch again, the young and immature little fish is not ready to fight on the battlefield.
I euphemistically said: "I'm afraid of getting hurt..."
He wondered: "What hurts?"
I pointed my fingers, hard to say.
What else could be hurt, isn't it because I'm afraid that my magnificent little fish will break your closed little back door? It is said that the next day will have diarrhea, diarrhea and fever, to blame.
I faltered and said, "Just that... tearing or something..."
Song Pianran narrowed her eyes and smiled happily: "Don't worry, I will be careful."
Really empathetic.
If this kind of thing requires him to "be careful", am I still a man
I took Song Pianran's hand and said moved: "You don't have to be too careful, don't be depressed, just enjoy it."
I am determined to watch at least three love action movies every night from tonight, improve my theoretical knowledge, learn tricks and postures, and strive for Xiao Xiaoyu to not flinch or slack when he goes into battle, and he is full of vigor and vigour, and guarantees the bottom line three times a night for half an hour.
Give me one night, in exchange for Song Pianran's heart to me forever.
Anticipate the fly rub.
I didn't have much stuff, so I packed a suitcase and moved into the guest room.
Two big men live together with guns, it is impossible not to compete.
One day he had just finished his body, and his muscles were particularly conspicuous due to the congestion. He walked up to me to show off his upper body naked.
He patted his belly: "How about this abdominal muscle? Evaluate it."
I am watching an anti-war drama, the hero and heroine are captured by the enemy and want to die together. The male protagonist was ready to die before he came. He hid a mine in his crotch, and the female protagonist reached out to dig it out. The plot was developing to a critical moment, and Song Pianran's huge body blocked my vision.
"Okay Miao Miao Miao!" I perfunctory, pushed him casually, "Let me go first!"
Song Pianran stiffened with this push, and I was shocked.
I don't know if the heroine finally took out or not, but I did.
"Qi Xiaoyu, where are you going?"
Song Pianran's voice was low and inexplicably hoarse.
This is really embarrassing for the fish.
"Then what... I'm sorry..." I rubbed my butt out, my slippers were ready, "I'll go back to my room first..."
"Let you go?"
Song Pianran grabbed my chin and forced me to raise my head. He looked down at me condescendingly, sweat dripping from his hair, and it was so sexy.
He leaned over and pressed my face to my face, the ends of his hair rubbing against my face, itching.
I was fascinated by the beauty and completely lost the ability to resist. I closed my eyes obediently, and had a real battle of words with Song Pianran.
It wasn't until Song Pianran grabbed my hand and placed it on an indescribable, ready-to-go position that my eyes suddenly widened.
I, the, the old, the god, the lord, ah.
Song Pianran's size is so majestic. Compared with him, my little fish is really stretched.
Fortunately, I am the one above.
When Song Pianran grabbed my hand and moved up and down, I was in a daze, and I was a little fortunate.
Unexpectedly, Song Pianran was getting more and more advanced, and even if he did the tight and loose things up and down with my fish hands, he even started to strip my trousers and rub the gun on me.
If two guns meet, one will lose.
If my little fish is an ordinary gun, he is a long and bold version of the second kick. I was trembling and trembling, and he was still bright and full of energy.
It's good to wipe the gun, but you can't come here often!
In the end, my little fish couldn't even spit out the white bubbles, and Song Pianran's gun still stood still, rubbing frantically on my fish.
I just want to cry without tears.
The key is that after Song Pianran finished shooting the bullet and put away the gun, she always sat down silently with a blushing face, exuding an air of "you scumbag will take responsibility for me".
I had to drag my tired body along his hair and lean on him.
He turned his head away from me, his ears were red and scary, his chin was raised slightly, and he asked, "Do you like it?"
It's not like I don't like it, it's just that my body can't handle it!
He coughed.
I nodded quickly: "I like it!"
He hummed.
On this day, Song Pianran just finished taking a shower, and he called me to blow his hair, and while I was blowing, I sat on his lap, sitting and sitting on his lap, he lifted his bathrobe and was ready to take out his gun.
I am like a great enemy, my hair is standing upright.
No, no, not really! Xiaoxiaoyu has fought with him too many times this week, and he is returning to the factory for maintenance. He really can't stand up!
"Ding-dong-"
The doorbell rang, and the sky came to the rescue!
I jumped off his lap swiftly, said "I'll open the door when someone came," and rushed downstairs with my crotch covered.
Whoever you are and where you are from, I'm going to present you with a "Fish Warrior" pennant, the kind bordered with gold bars.
"Ding dong - ding dong ding dong ding dong -"
The rhythm of the doorbell was getting faster and faster, and the guests outside the door were waiting impatiently.
"Song Pianran, open the door!"
The people outside shouted, and the sound of this pure natural plastic doll sounded a little familiar.
"What are you and the goblin doing in there? Get out of here!!!"
I opened the door, and was stunned.
A man with granny gray hair, wearing a black T-shirt with a huge gold brand logo gleaming, a golden pig chain around his neck, and punk Martin boots studded with studs.
His face is very small. If the average star has a slap face, he has a small fist face. His skin is very white, and he looks childish, even smaller than what he usually sees on TV.
He was wearing exaggerated sunglasses that filled two-thirds of his face.
When he saw the door open, he slapped his middle finger and wrote a long sentence: "Song Pianran, you god-killed dog | Japanese bastard, I'm coming today to take your dog's life, kneel down and hug my thigh and cry. Call me grandpa three times and I won't spare you!"
In one go, it's amazing.
It's a pity that he is born with insufficiency. No matter how you listen to this baby's voice, it's soft and glutinous.
He took a breath and continued to attack with a long sentence: "If you don't speak, you will be guilty of guilt, right? I won't let you go because of this.
"That..." I couldn't help interrupting him, "I'm sorry, I'm not Song Pianran."
So stop acting like a spoiled child at me, I am unyielding to my daughter-in-law!
Hearing this, he choked and lowered his sunglasses to the tip of his nose, revealing a pair of round almond eyes with long eyelashes, as cute as a doll.
Then he smiled crookedly, revealing a deep pear vortex on his left cheek.
His tone was fierce, and he tried to show his social temperament.
What's the matter with this kind of immediate visual sense that the princess in the palace came to the door to beat the mistress
Before I could answer, he took off his sunglasses and weighed them in his hands: "Do you know me?"
Know, why don't you know!
I know too well.
Isn't that the former ZERO group dancer, self-proclaimed CP master, and another master of chant, Guan Yinbenyin
The author has something to say
Xiaoyu: Song Pianran is so strong, but fortunately I'm on top
Song Pianran: Man, use the gun to decide whether to go up or down
(At this time, a passerby, Guan Yin, passed by: Although he didn't understand, he still had to pretend to be fierce)