[The man who is keen to fry CP with my boyfriend has come to the door, and the visitor is not good, what to do online, etc.!]
Guan Yin was sitting in the middle of the sofa carelessly, with Erlang's legs crossed, and wearing his huge sunglasses, the big brother of the society was full of temperament.
The fly in the ointment is that his socks are pink rabbits, and there are two rabbit ears hanging from his ankles.
I was shocked.
Shouldn't the skr's rivet boots be wearing pure black cotton sweat-absorbent socks exclusively for the big guy
Or I can't keep up with the times, and I don't understand how the young people in their early twenties are now big bosses.
He: "Where is Song Gou Thief?"
Me: "Song goes upstairs to get dressed, the dog is in the yard, and the words of a thief—there are no thieves in the world."
He was furious, took off his sunglasses and threw it on the sofa: "Wear clothes?! He didn't wear clothes when I came? What are you two adulterers doing?!"
Is that even a question? I glanced at him. Of course, the two men were fighting bayonets without clothes.
He got angry, and the pink bunny ears on his socks twitched.
"Ah, ah, you're not a person with the surname Song, you're shameless!"
He simply jumped onto the sofa, performed a fancy trampoline on it, pointed at the ceiling and acted like a spoiled child, no, he yelled: "You bastard, you have to die, I hope you wake up tomorrow morning and Xiao Jiji will fall off naturally** a thousand years!"
When he jumped like this, the bunny ears jumped up and down even more.
How to soothe a pink rabbit with fried fur
I got dizzy and tried to ask, "Do you want to eat carrots?"
"… "
He stood on the sofa with his hands on his hips and looked at me like he was looking at a stupid primate, or simply look at the fool.
"I mean, what are you drinking? I'll pour it for you!"
Tired of jumping around, he sat down, crossed his legs, and waved his hand: "Serve a bottle of wine!"
Me: "What flavor do you want? There are strawberry and apple wines at home."
He patted the sofa and his eyes widened: "Who do you look down on? Do you know about spirits?! Do you understand Erguotou?" Song Dog Thief burst into tears and splattered three feet of blood! My pair of shadowless feet kicked him non-stop to India, and he could catch up with Assange’s pancakes tomorrow morning!”
Saying that, he stretched out his foot and shook it twice.
…
I freeze, stand still.
I don't know if his feet are all invisible, but I can see clearly that the pink rabbit on his feet has two shiny front teeth.
Seeing that I didn't move, he snorted and threw the sunglasses to me: "If you are afraid, wear my sunglasses, you can't see anything with a black eye. Don't worry, I won't take my anger on you, you are an innocent victim too. The fault is that Song Pianran's dog | Ri's perfidy and ungrateful crossing the river and demolishing the bridge..."
I was afraid that he would memorize a dictionary of idioms in a fit of rage, so I quickly put on the sunglasses: "I'll go pour the wine!"
There is no spirits, Song Pianran doesn't drink those, only fruit wine with low alcohol content is kept at home.
I can say that I know Guan Yin very well. In an interview last month, he said that his favorite drink is small milk, so he made him a cup of Italian imported dog milk powder, which is rich in milk and nutritious.
He was very dissatisfied when I brought the milk over: "What is this? Where's my Erguotou!"
Me: "Didn't you say you like to drink milk the most?"
He: "Personal design! Do you understand human design! I'm going the good boy route. In fact, I'm very fierce. Don't you see it?"
To be honest, I really didn't see it.
I thought Guan Yin was an insidious and cunning blood-sucking devil, but I never thought he was a pink rabbit who is strong outside and hard at work!
He held a cup and took a sip of hot milk, half-squinted his eyes, had a milk beard on his lips, and slapped his mouth and said, "Why don't you put some sugar... What brand of milk is this? I've drank so much milk, This is the best drink."
dog tag.
I was afraid that he would ask about the brand of milk powder again, so I quickly dug out a package of crispy corners from the snack cabinet under the coffee table and handed it to him: "Eat sugar and tooth decay in the evening, eat some of this, and drink milk."
Guan Yin tore open the package, threw a crispy horn into his mouth, and licked his fingers: "I think you are a good person, you should break up with Song Pianran quickly, he is scum!"
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Does Guan Yin know something inside
I continued, "What happened to him?"
Guan Yin was nibbling on the Miao Cui Jiao, Gu Li glanced at me strangely, licked his fingers, and glanced again.
I felt uncomfortable being targeted by him. He pretended to sigh and said, "Like! It's like!"
"like what?"
"Feng Fan." He said, "The younger brother of our group at the time, you really look like him."
I pinched my nose and rubbed my cheeks.
After living for twenty-five years, this is the first time someone said that I look like Feng Fan!
This is a compliment and affirmation of my appearance!
I was a little happy inside.
Guan Yin was shocked: "Why aren't you angry?"
I was dumbfounded.
He couldn't hold it in any longer, and said in one go, "Song Pianran has an affair with Feng Fan, Song Pianran is too scumbag, Feng Fan went abroad, and the group disbanded, and now the surnamed Song is looking for you again—" He said here , winked at me mysteriously: "Do you understand?"
My witty little brain is running very fast, and the thousands of romance novels I have read are turning the pages in my head. What is this
car accident? no. Amnesia? no. Terminal illness? Neither.
This fucking is white, moon, light, substitute, body, stalk!
A big pot of ancient dog blood was poured down on the head.
This statement also appeared in the post I saw in the Douban tearing group, implying that Feng Fan liked Song Pianran.
Guan Yin added fuel to the fire and blew into my ear: "Feng Fan will return to China the day after tomorrow. If you leave now, you will dump Song Pianran, what a face! Otherwise, when Feng Fan comes back, the two of them will A dry wood and a fire…”
Yes, Song Pianran is the dry wood, and Feng Fan is the raging fire.
Song Pianran is the one who admires the moon, and Feng Fan is the white moonlight hanging in the sky.
Once Jinfengyulu met, what happened to my fish!
Am I getting cold? !
The only way now is to do Song Pianran before Feng Fan returns!
I completely wet this bundle of dry wood, and I can't let the fire burn!
"Why don't you take my car and go! Don't stay in this sad place!"
Guan Yin was beside me and encouraged me.
He didn't know I had made up my mind.
I, Qi Xiaoyu, faced Bai Yueguang, and it was impossible to escape.
In ancient times, Hou Yi shot the sun, but today there are fishes fighting the moon.
What's more, countless novels tell us that no matter how many Bai Yueguang plays, in the end, they are just cannon fodder for the protagonist's love!
Just when I was thinking about doing Song Pianran's 18 poses, Song Pianran got dressed and went downstairs.
"Surnamed Guan, what are you doing here?!"
He stood on the stairs, his tone was bad, very arrogant.
"Humph! I'm here to take the head and the chicken on your neck!"
When Guan Yin met Song Pianran, all his hair stood up, as if he had met the handsome Alaskan man across from him.
"Huh!" Song Pianran was disdainful, "Have you grown your hair all over, and you're making a lot of nonsense in front of me? By the way, what happened to the mole you had the year before? Did the surgery go well?"
"Song dog thief, you! You!"
Guan Yin was choked with anger, so I quickly handed him milk and gave him two sips.
"Qi Xiaoyu, what do you care about him? Come here!"
Song Pianran was not happy.
"Don't go there!"
Guan Yin grabbed my hand.
"How dare you touch him?" Song Pianran was furious, "Believe it or not, I chopped off your hand!"
"Come, come!" Guan Yin stretched out his hand to provoke, "If you don't chop you will be a wild dog in Uganda!"
He also had a few delicate horns on his fingers, and when he stretched it out, Song Pianran's face turned ashen.
It's the end of the world.
Song Pianran: "You still eat my crispy horns?!"
Guan Yin smiled crookedly, and in front of Song Pianran, he picked up the Miao Crispy Corner and poured the whole package into his mouth.
I was stunned, the small mouth has a big capacity.
is a cruel man.
Song Pianran rolled up her sleeves and rushed down in three or two steps: "Okay! I'll beat your hemorrhoids to fall off freely today!"
Guan Yin hid around the coffee table, his mouth was full of crispy corners, and a pile of scum spewed out of his mouth.
"Let's go to shit, let's introduce a slag orchid!"
Two big men with an average height of more than 1.8 meters played a small game of "you chase me" around the coffee table.
The picture is so beautiful, I want to call the police.
The author has something to say
Guan Yin: Song Pianran has Bai Yueguang, you are just a stand-in
Xiaoyu: I know, I will work hard, I will fuck him tomorrow
Guan Yin: ? ? ? How is it different from the script
(Guan Yin's extra arrangements have been made, mothers will climb the wall when the time comes!!!)