Song Pianran moved a boss chair and sat face to face with Guan Yin on both sides of the coffee table.
The two faced each other face-to-face, and the atmosphere was tense.
I sat cross-legged on the coffee table, separating the two in case they broke out again.
Guan Yin was the first to attack: "Dog thief! Scumbag!"
Song Pianran sneered three times: "Who has been sticking to me like a dog-skin plaster for the past two years?"
Guan Yin's nostrils can be raised to the sky: "I only stick to scumbag dog skin!"
Song Pianran: "You still asked someone to scratch my tires? You're not too timid!"
Guan Yin is modest: "It's not big, it's not as big as you. Do you dare to talk about you and Xiaofan?"
The keyword appears!
I turned my head to look at Song Pianran, waiting to hear his explanation, but I didn't expect Song Pianran to sink his face, speak slowly, but his eyes were frighteningly cold: "What's your business with me and him?"
My heart is cold.
According to this rhythm, Bai Yueguang wants a stone hammer? !
No, no, no, can't wait any longer!
The alarm bell for the defense of love has already sounded. Since the first-mover advantage has been lost, it is necessary to catch up later - to seize Song Pianran's back door first!
I escaped to the toilet by urinating, opened the take-out software, found a convenience store that was open, and ordered a Durex.
The introduction page says lemon flavor, refreshing and cold, giving you an extraordinary experience of flying to the sky!
OK, good.
In such a short time, Song Pianran and Guan Yin outside saw that they were about to fight again.
Song Pianran didn't know what to say, Guan Yin jumped in anger, stood on the sofa and pointed at Song Pianran's nose and cursed.
I quickly sat back on the coffee table to separate the two: "Calm down, calm down! Speak well."
Guan Yin hummed and sat down reluctantly.
I thought of a way: "Well, what do I ask you to answer. That pink rabbit... Guan Yin, please tell me first, your assistant scratched Song Pianran's tire and almost caused a traffic accident. What's going on?"
The surveillance video transferred by Su Xindi clearly showed that the one who scratched Song Pianran's tire on the day of the accident was the assistant of the ZERO group, who continued to follow Guan Yin after the group disbanded.
Guan Yin pouted, glanced at Song Pianran, and quickly lowered his head: "I just let him vent his anger by making a few strokes on the car, who would have known that idiot just pulled the tire!"
As soon as he wilted, the rabbit ears on his socks also softened.
The great educator Mr. Qi Yu said that when dealing with such children who have done wrong, they must be given love education, and they must be taught well.
I whispered, "Then it's really your fault, isn't it?"
Guan Yin glanced at me out of the corner of his eye, nodded awkwardly, and finally said stubbornly: "It's not all my fault! If it wasn't for Song Gou Thief going too far, I wouldn't be too lazy to kill him."
"Xiaoyu'er, am I right?" Song Pianran exaggerated and said strangely, "Is this an attitude of apology? He originally planned to scratch my car, so I have to thank him, right?"
Guan Yin yelled angrily.
Helpless, very helpless.
I glared at Song Pianran sternly, "I have children, why are you making trouble!"
Song Pianran raised her eyebrows and glared back: "Is the domestic fish getting fat? Is the elbow turned out?"
I quickly lowered my eyelids and pulled down the corners of my mouth, making a crying pleading expression.
The whole person is a capitalized coward.
I cleared my throat and continued to ask Guan Yin: "After ZERO was disbanded, you have been involved with Song Pianran intentionally or not, wearing the same clothes and jewelry, what's going on?"
Guan Yin smiled and said, "I just want to block him! I'm happy!"
I:"… "
So simple, so naive, so unpretentious, a damn good reason to get out of the mud and not get dirty.
What a pair of good friends who walked together for a lifetime.
Song Pianran was disdainful and sneered: "Do you think I want to ignore you?"
I looked at Guan Yin, and then at Song Pianran.
It's not that Song Pianran doesn't know about Guan Yin's actions in promoting CP in the past two years. I have asked Song Pianran several times if the studio officials should come forward to convey his resistance to Xipi in a subtle way. Song Pianran's answer is always "" Ignore that idiot and let him play by himself."
Thinking about it now, Song Pianran is still a little indulgent towards the younger brother in this former group.
"Hurry up and ask him!" Guan Yin pointed at Song Pianran and said, "Ask him and Feng Fan! See if this thief dares to say anything!"
Pregnant in the middle.
I continued Guan Yin's words and asked, "Mr. Song Pianran, what is your relationship with Mr. Feng Fan?"
On the surface, the clouds are light and the wind is light, but in fact, don't be nervous.
Song Pianran looked calm: "Former teammates, friends who I contact occasionally."
I:"… ???"
gone? Is it that simple
Guan Yin scolded: "Shameless! Don't you dare to say that on July 18th of the previous year, you were in Xiaofan's room..."
Time: July 18, 2018, half a month before the dissolution of ZERO;
Location: Feng Fan's room;
Characters: Song Pianran and Feng Fan;
plot:…
"I'll say it again, Guan, you, fart, things." Song Pianran put her hands in her pockets, stood up and chased people, "Get out! We adults are going to have a nightlife."
I'm scratching my head, I haven't heard the plot yet!
Unexpectedly, Guan Yin made a decisive decision. He lifted his shirt, revealing his snow-white belly, and lay down on the sofa.
what? Wouldn't it be to play 3 what p
This pink rabbit is young, but Lang Jin is not small!
He took out his mobile phone and took a selfie with a "click". He shook his mobile phone: "If you don't make it clear, I'll post the picture of me naked at your house online! You and I are dead!"
Me: What about the fish? Are fish innocent
Song Pianran was calm, and she said with ease: "You send it to me first, I have your medical record book from the previous year in my hand, and I will tell everyone that you disappeared for half a month, not to go to the United States to study music, but to grow in your ass. Internal hemorrhoids, go for surgery."
Speaking of this, he snapped his fingers: "Oh, yes, you were diarrhea and bleeding at the time. You took a picture and sent it to the group to sell it. I still keep the screenshot, or I will send it out together."
I even couldn't help but want to applaud, this man, after two more years of life, it will be different.
Song Pianran grabbed Guan Yin's neck and threw him out of the door like a chicken.
He clapped his hands, and I didn't know why, so he also clapped his hands twice.
Song Pianran: "Welcome to the idiot."
Me: "… hehe."
There was too much information this night, and I was so tired that I was about to collapse, so I had no choice but to move Song Pianran's idea of using 18 fancy poses to tomorrow.
Song Pianran suddenly said lukewarmly, "You and Guan Yin had a good time chatting?"
I replied casually, "It's alright."
After all, I am a parenting expert, and I can handle a certain child surnamed Song who does not want to be named, even a mere Guan Yin.
Song Pianran leaned on the sofa, lifted her shirt, revealing her thin abdominal muscles: "Hmph, that fat fat man has fat all over his stomach."
I just thought about it, Song Pianran was afraid that she was jealous
Send away a bear, and there is another bear at home.
Song Pianran was paralyzed, and even her belly button exuded the breath of "Come and coax me".
I took the initiative to lean over and kiss his ear: "My boyfriend is the most pleasing to the eye and the most handsome."
He scratched my chin backhand.
You are me, you are full of love, and you are crazy.
His hand slid into the collar along my chin, and I tugged at his wrist loosely, performing a hard-to-get-it approach.
"Qi Yu-Is Qi Yu there?!"
Someone outside the door shouted, "Your condom is here! Come down and get it!"
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Yu: On July 18 of the previous year, you were in Feng Fan's room...
Song: I heard that Durex has arrived
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