"Thank you for using Ugly Group Takeaway, please give a five-star praise~"
The delivery boy's eyes rolled between me and Song Pianran, who was wearing a hat and mask, and added clearly: "The two gentlemen are happy, that's our greatest happiness!"
I gave him a frantic wink: "Could it be delivered by mistake? Isn't this what I ordered?"
With a "huh", he took out the receipt and took a closer look: "That's right, you ordered the Durex discount package, two boxes of ten yuan off and a bottle of lubricating oil..."
Song Pianran chuckled twice, her voice muffled through the mask.
He took the small takeout bag, took me by the shoulder, and said, "Thank you, it's not wrong, I will definitely give you a full five-star praise."
The little brother drove the car away with a smile.
The villain in my heart waved the little handkerchief crazily, crying and crying where you are going, take me away too!
The scene is like this.
Du Leisi—let’s call it Xiao Du for short, the lemon-yellow Xiao Du lay in Song Pianran’s palm, and he turned it over and over to watch it carefully.
My heart was beating and my face was burning. My nostrils were not nostrils, but two exhaust fans, blowing hot air out.
He suddenly sighed: "It's late at night."
Me: "Yeah yeah!"
- So wash up and go to bed early.
Him: "I'm hungry."
Me: "Order a takeaway for you?"
He raised his eyebrows and said meaningfully, "Since you have all the tableware, let's eat a fish."
- I understand the meaning, but the fish is really dying, it's soft and withered, and it's so full of love.
- Xiao Song, you are already an adult, you should learn to be self-reliant with your own hands.
- Forgive the next step!
"It's late at night, it's time for the boss to go to bed, the little one will retire first, good night, Gu Nai, see you tomorrow!"
A well-knotted hand was in front of me, wrapping my waist in his direction.
"Buy everything, don't waste it if you don't need it?"
The fish cry, the water knows; I cry, who knows.
How can I tell Song Pianran that I originally planned to use it, but now I am too tired and suddenly I don't want to use it. Wouldn't it be nice to not use it for the time being, and then frantically use it tomorrow when I am full of energy
I laughed dryly and struggled to the death: "I actually wanted to buy some bananas to eat, this store made a mistake for me..."
Song Pianran shook Xiao Du twice, half-squinted his eyes, and smiled dangerously: "That's right, it's a banana."
I took a closer look.
Dry!
On the box is painted an anthropomorphic banana, with a half peeled skin, an enchanting body and a condom on his head.
Di-yhsq card has been reported.
Song Pianran clasped me tightly with all four limbs, rubbed against me, buried her head in my chest, and said vaguely, "Can you do it..."
Just talk when you talk, can you stop licking!
There was something hard under my butt, my heart was flustered and my feet were soft, and in just a while, Song Pianran drew his knife and hurried to the fish again!
He raised his head, his fluffy hair rubbed against my face, and wetly held my earlobe, half coquettish and half coercive: "Can't you?"
No matter how hard a man's heart is, it will be softened by such a deal;
No matter how soft the chick is, it will be hard after being rubbed like this.
My daughter-in-law asked me if I was okay, how could I answer? If you say no, you might as well go to the Zeus Men's Hospital in the city center and commit suicide!
Take ten thousand steps back, isn't there another trick in the thirty-six love situations called "sit up and move by yourself"? !
I sighed deeply and wrote the fearless spirit of giving up my life to my face. I patted my crotch, and Bo Yuntian said, "Come on!"
Before he could finish speaking, Song Pianran supported my buttocks and walked upstairs. Under the effect of weightlessness, my legs were tightly wrapped around his waist.
With Xiao Du in his mouth, his eyes were sparkling.
Oh! It's fucking sexy!
He carried me into his big room, threw me on the bed, and started taking off his clothes and pants.
I was moved, where can I find such a thoughtful and well-behaved daughter-in-law? Knowing that her husband was tired, she even took off her clothes by herself.
After he finished taking off his own, he pressed on me to take off mine. At this time, I noticed something was wrong. This position... The offense and defense were switched!
I grabbed the waist of my trousers and wouldn't let him take it off. He found out that I wouldn't let him take it off, so he took it off more vigorously. Carefully rolled to the ground, Song Pianran covered the back of my head with one hand and pressed it on top of me.
After the melee fight, I was exhausted and out of breath, but his eyes were brighter and his bayonet was harder.
The power gap is clearly in front of my eyes, and my heart is like the African savannah, where 10,000 grass and mud horses gallop past.
After all the calculations, Song Pianran actually wanted to perform No. 1 in this two-person love dance!
The ancients rose up to overthrow tyrants, and I Qi Yu raised my butt to defend love.
Be a zero, just be a zero. I enlighten myself to Song Pianran's handsome face. Being a zero can also dance a better tomorrow!
His eyelashes fluttered, he murmured my name, and the tip of his nose tapped mine.
I opened my mouth and bit his chin, oh, so sweet.
His knife is a good knife, and Kong Wu is powerful.
My sheath is also a good one, squishy and squishy.
The knife is about to be sheathed, and it is almost a step at the door - "Fuck!"
Song Pianran gasped for breath, blushed, and cursed.
In a pinch, Xiaodu is the wrong size!
I bought a small one to match my small knife, but Song Pianran's big knife could not fit in.
I saw sweat on his forehead, and suggested: "Or... Forget it today... "
I covered my butt and secretly rejoiced. I couldn't bear the pain when he stabbed a finger in just now. If the real knife was actually shot, I'm afraid my life would be lost.
I don't know in which hospital Guan Yin's hemorrhoid surgery was done? This hospital cures chrysanthemum cracks.
He threw Xiao Du aside, dawdled on top of me, and said aggrievedly, "It's uncomfortable..."
I patted him on the head: "It will be longer in Japan, and it will be longer in Japan."
He suddenly turned me over and put on an enchanting look.
I have seen this pose before, I just learned it from the movie I watched last night! I actually used it on myself!
…
I don't know how long it took, the little fish spit out white bubbles.
"No, no, no..." I gasped.
The fish has rolled his eyes and is on the verge of death, and it is absolutely impossible to raise his head again.
He hit me: "Yuyu, I'm so uncomfortable..."
Me: "... I'm lying down, you can move by yourself."
Although it is not the same as the envisioned line, the three words "move by yourself" are correct.
It is also complete.
He was moving, and I couldn't help but dance to the frequency.
Sure enough, my little fish is not old!
Until he unloaded the bullet, I was so tired that I didn't even want to move my fingers, and the sheets were so wrinkled that I couldn't sleep, so he simply carried me to the guest room.
Covering the quilt, he slapped me with both hands and feet, slapped loudly on my nose, and slapped loudly on my forehead.
He seemed to have discovered something interesting, holding my face and taking a mouthful, I was so sleepy that I turned my body to face him with the back of my head.
Unexpectedly, he slapped loudly at the back of my head again.
I:"… "
I haven't scolded Song Pianran for a long time, but he is really handsome and possessed
Song Pianran hugged me and said softly, "Good night, little fish."
It's sunny today with stars outside the window.
I closed my eyes in a daze, and dimly saw the stars outside, arranged in his shape.
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This chapter is also known as the misfortune of conspiracy
(Sisters and sisters pass by and throw some starfish for Xiao Song to change to a large du~lei~si~)