I couldn't get out of bed the next day.
Song Pianran got up early in the morning, ran downstairs full of energy, slipped a dog out, and came up to take a shower.
I was half paralyzed under the covers, watching him roll over himself in front of the mirror, and couldn't help but feel so young.
I also did physical work all night, why did he look so good
It was this little goblin that sucked my yang qi.
I thumped the bed angrily.
Song Pianran was startled, she almost poured the moisturizing spray into her eyes with a flick of her hand, and turned halfway around to stare at me.
I quickly clamped my hands and feet, performed lying on the corpse, and tried to make up for it: "Ah! The big bed is so good, it feels so good to beat it!"
Song Pianran was in a good mood. He picked me up with the quilt, and gnawed on my face twice. My hands and feet were wrapped in the quilt and couldn't move. I pursed my lips to express my silent protest.
- Don't eat my brother! If there is a little fire and friction, my young fry will be sent to Zeus Men's Hospital for repair!
-I don't know if the repair fee will be reimbursed or not!
He was upset, grabbed my chin and shook it: "What are you doing?"
I stared at the ceiling and said righteously: "According to Article 3 of the "Agreement on Bilateral Friendship in Love", kissing activities can only be carried out after three months of love. I must abide by the agreement and show the unyielding spirit of the contract."
Song Pianran snorted, rolled me on the bed twice, and said, "Why didn't I see you keep the appointment when I bought the condom?"
I moved my body and buried my face in the bed.
I am an emotionless silkworm, no one should talk to me, not me. Thank you.
I lay on the bed in a daze for a day, and in the evening Song Pianran changed her clothes. I asked casually, "Boss, are you going out?"
Wearing his watch, he said, "Go to the airport to pick up someone, and have a meal by the way. Would you like to join us?"
I haven't slowed down yet and shook my head: "If you don't go, don't go, you have a good time and a happy meal. Although drinking is good, don't be greedy!"
I:"???… !!!"
The ancestors have long said that one must be prepared for danger in peace. I almost forgot about the upcoming major crisis because of the temporary pleasure in front of me!
I quickly jumped up from the bed and raised my arms: "I'm going too!"
Putting on my clothes, putting on my pants, and brushing my hair in one go, I was the serial number 89757. I rushed downstairs within ten minutes, rushed into the co-pilot, put my hands on my knees, and smiled smartly: "Boss, I'm fine, let's go."
Song Pianran put away her phone: "Why are you more anxious than me?"
Me: "I'm afraid you'll be in a hurry."
He was driving, and I looked straight ahead without squinting, but I was secretly squinting at him from the corner of my eye.
Yo, still smiling and full of spring breeze, with me, your spring breeze will become northwesterly sooner or later.
Oh, I even put on wax and scratched my hairstyle, why don't you help me take care of this green grassland on my head.
The more I thought about it, the more uncertain I became. When I saw Song Pianran's bag with the ugly Song Wuyi hanging on it, I quickly took out Qi Guoqing and hung it on my bag.
I really have a plan, the hardest couple items in history, all Bai Yueguang will retreat after seeing it!
On the way, Feng Fan sent a voice message saying that he had arrived and was waiting in the underground parking lot.
Song Pianran asked him to stay in a warmer coffee shop nearby, so as not to catch a cold as soon as he returned home.
Are you starting to care? I'm gasping for breath right next to me! Scumbag essays don't dare to write like this!
Feng Fan returned to say that the underground parking lot is less crowded, which is more convenient.
What an empathetic, gentle and considerate person who is good at empathizing and thinking about what you don't want to do to others.
Song Pianran didn't have a special expression, she looked at her watch and drove the car faster.
The setting sun is like blood, the autumn wind is bleak, and there are golden leaves all over the place. The old lady crossing the road is trembling on crutches, and the little brother who sells newspapers is sleepy with his chin on his back.
Primary school Chinese teachers have taught that the desolate scenery often implies the miserable situation of the protagonist.
When I arrived at the parking lot, I saw a man standing with a mobile phone in the distance, with a small suitcase next to him.
Song Pianran got out of the car with a smile on her face, and greeted her with open arms.
Long drought meets rain, dry wood meets raging fire, the broken mirror must be reunited, and the broken roots can be connected.
I was sitting in the car, watching them hug each other, as if candles were lit in front of me, sending off this pair of bridal candles.
I clenched my fists to cheer myself up, I must put out the flames of this love!
"Stop it! In broad daylight, what are you doing!"
I took a deep breath and planned to shout out this classic line of catching rape, but before I could speak, Feng Fan called out, "Sister-in-law!"
I choked in my throat, choked on my saliva, and coughed wildly.
Song Pianran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he patted me on the back and I was in tears. He wiped my face with disgust and said, "I'm so stupid."
"No, I'm sorry... cough..." I said, "I'm too excited and excited."
Feng Fan smiled: "Brother, you are right, sister-in-law is so cute!"
Song Pianran: "Who said he was cute, I said stupid."
Me: "cough cough..."
When I got into the car, Feng Fan said that he had booked a hot pot restaurant. He smiled and stuck his head in the front seat, asking me, "Can my sister-in-law eat spicy food?"
According to the preliminary statistics made by the 372 ancient dog blood texts I have read, in the standard configuration of Bai Yueguang, Bai Yueguang's lethality is divided into several ranks.
One is the stalker-type Bai Yueguang, to the scumbag, "I was wrong, I shouldn't have left you, I found out that I still love you the most", and to the cheap, it is "he doesn't love you, fuck you, you stinky idiot." You don't deserve a name in the game of love", this kind of Bai Yueguang has the lowest IQ and is not something to be afraid of, as long as you beat him down with violence;
The second is the temperament type Bai Yueguang, who loves Slag Gong even if he sings in his heart, but on the surface he likes to keep his distance, and he is very contemptuous of his lowly attitude, thinking, "You are my stand-in, I don't even bother to watch it. Look at you", this kind of white moonlight has considerable power, but there is still a way to solve it, as long as it sells badly in front of the scumbag;
The third type is the double-faced Bai Yueguang. For the slag attack, the retreat is the advance. He said that he has completely let go of the past and wants to be friends with the slag attack. In fact, he is planning step by step from a friend to a lover in his heart. With a smile, MMP in my heart, this kind of white moonlight is the most powerful and has no solution.
For this kind of Bai Yueguang, you can't beat or scold, and it doesn't apply to selling miserably. Instead, you will make yourself look like a fool.
I looked at Feng Fan's sunny face, and returned with a bright smile, silently filing him in the last category of Bai Yueguang, such a high rank at such a young age! I almost clapped.
"Sister-in-law, you..."
I was a little embarrassed: "Don't, don't, don't call me that, just call me... bro?"
Feng Fan: "???"
Then he hugged his stomach and let out an earth-shattering burst of laughter.
Embarrassing, embarrassing.
I glanced at Song Pianran, who also pursed his lips and smiled.
irritating! Slag Gong and Bai Yueguang both laughed at me together!
I sat up straight, trying to find some face for myself: "Goff is a rare fish that lives in the Indian Ocean, just call me a little fish."
Feng Fan laughed until tears came out and said, "Where did you find such a big treasure, bro, find one for me too!"
Song Pianran pressed a big palm on his forehead: "I want to be beautiful!"
Hold! Physical contact! Flirting in front of my face!
I shouldn't be in the car, I should be under the car!
"What are the taboos of Xiaoyuyu? This restaurant can order food first through WeChat, and I can eat it after I order it for a while."
eat hot pot? I am an expert!
Set aside the grievances, the people take food as their heaven.
My little fish crawled back from the bottom of the car: "I eat it all, this store has absolutely no yellow throat and hairy belly!"
Feng Fan: "Okay! Three for each!"
He then asked Song Pianran, "Brother, what do you want to eat?"
If you want to rob a man, the grievances are too great!
I answered before Song Pianran, trying to show off my love: "He doesn't eat green onions!"
Feng Fan snorted and asked, "I remember you weren't so particular about it before? When did you stop eating green onions? I remember that you used to love green onion pancakes."
I:? ?
For the past two years, Song Pianran has carried me upstairs to pick green onions every day at mealtime. Is she playing me
I automatically made up the good times of Song Pianran and Feng Fan back then, the two of you were in love with each other, you took a bite of the scallion cake, and the green onion was the testimony of their love. Later, when Feng Fan went to a foreign country, Song Pianran was always uneasy. Every time he saw onions, he was in love with the scenery and people, so he was determined not to eat onions.
Sing and cry!
Song Pianran touched his ears twice, looked at me awkwardly, and said to Feng Fan, "You talk too much."
When we got to the box, Guan Yin was already waiting inside.
Song Pianran saw Guan Yin, and his face immediately darkened by three shades: "Why are you here?"
Guan Yin raised his eyebrows defiantly: "Xiaofan asked me to come! It's none of your business!"
Feng Fan came in from behind, Guan Yin's face changed, from a big brother in society to a well-behaved boy, he walked up eagerly: "Xiaofan, you, you are back..."
Feng Fan patted him on the shoulder: "Why haven't you grown taller?"
Guan Yin jumped: "I am the elder brother!"
The scene is a little suffocating.
According to Guan Yin, Feng Fan and Song Pianran are lovers in the past tense (?), Song Pianran and I are lovers in the present tense, Guan Yin and Song Pianran are the CPs of the present perfect tense and the deadly rivals who dislike each other .
Guan Yin tried every means to separate me and Song Pianran, and tinkered with Song Pianran and Feng Fan to get back together; I tried every means to bring down Feng Fan and Song Pianran.
The four-person Shura field confuses me.
On the other hand, Song Pianran, who was in the middle of the relationship network, was still at the center of the storm, and he drank a can of Wanglaoji with the elegant style of 1982 red wine.
The bottom of the pot boiled, I put a plate of fat beef in it, and after ten seconds, Song Pianran picked up a chopstick and put it in my bowl: "The saliva is flowing out."
I quickly touched the corner of my mouth: "There's no saliva!"
Feng Fan also took a chopstick and put it in my bowl: "Sister-in-law is too thin, eat more."
Me: "Thank you thank you."
Guan Yin let out a "hum", and then took a piece of meat for me, and said straightforwardly: "Eat!"
I:"???"
It's fine for the two of them, so what are you doing to join in the fun? !
Guan Yin leaned into my ear and whispered, "It's Xiaofan's song if you die!"
Logical genius.
Guan Yin picked up a piece of husband and wife's lung, put it on Feng Fan's plate, and put another piece on Song Pianran's plate.
I glared at Guan Yin, he glared back viciously.
I kill you!
"what is this?"
Feng Fan has been abroad for a long time, and he is a little unfamiliar with traditional Chinese cuisine.
Guan Yin: "Lung slices can be good for a hundred years after eating them..."
I raised my hand to answer: "A hundred years of friends! How delicious the lungs of friendship are! Diamonds are forever, and brothers are forever!"
I put the piece of lung from Song Pianran's plate into Guan Yin's bowl: "Come, come! Everyone, have a taste, and wish the friendship will last forever! Long live, long live!"
Feng Fan was a little moved, he ate the lung slices, and he choked because it was too spicy, so Guan Yin quickly poured him a glass of water: "Slow down, eat less if you can't eat spicy food."
After the hot pot was almost eaten, we started drinking. At first, everyone was just trying to stop, but then the scene became more and more uncontrollable.
Guan Yin held the cup and stepped on the chair: "The surname is Song, I can't kill you today!"
Song Pianran was also drunk, rolled up her sleeves and rubbed her hands: "I'm afraid of your ass|A thing with hemorrhoids?!"
Guan Yin threw the cup: "Blow on the bottle if you can!"
Song Pianran: "Blow it!"
He picked up a bottle of beer and put it in his mouth and bit it. After biting for a long time, he found that he couldn't open the cap, so he put the bottle in his mouth and sucked it like a pacifier.
I:…
Feng Fan: …
Guan Yin: Fuck | You are cheating!
So he started smoking the bottle, too.
I:… … …
Feng Fan: …
Me: "...they were both like this before?"
Feng Fan quickly cleared the relationship: "There are still normal people in our air mass!"
Guan Yin and Song Pianran drank and drank and rolled together, the two of them crossed their shoulders, and spread out on the sofa with a good look of brothers.
Guan Yin: "Song Pianran, you, you are an old dog... hiccup!"
Song Pianran: "Who will bark and call who is the old dog..."
Guan Yin: "Wang! Wang Wang Wang!"
Song Pianran: "Wang Wang Wang Wang!"
The two let out crazy laughter.
…
The barking of dogs sounded one after another in the box.
Bai Yueguang Feng Fan and I sat face to face, a little embarrassed.
I took a slotted spoon and scooped it out of the pot: "Eat more."
After fishing for a long time, I picked up half a wolfberry.
I put the wolfberry in his bowl: "The wolfberry nourishes the brain, activates blood and ventilates, and is suitable for you scholars."
Feng Fan covered his mouth and smiled.
On the sofa, the drunk Guan Yin suddenly shouted, "Xiaofan!"
Feng Fan: "What's wrong?"
"Xiaofan! Xiaofan Xiaofan Xiaofan!" Guan Yin held up the wine bottle, "You, don't worry! I will never let Song Pianran's scumbag play with you any better!"
This is really a shocking cry of ghosts and gods.
Sure enough, the drunk still has the courage.
Feng Fan propped his forehead in one hand and shook his head helplessly: "What has this guy been thinking about for the past two years..."
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