Song Pianran is very busy with work and has very little spare time. He likes to play games, especially forcing me to play games with him. His level is very good, but he thinks he is very good.
I, Qi Yu, are very busy with work and have very little spare time. Generally, I like to play games. I don't really like Song Pianran forcing me to play games with him. My level is very high, but I have to pretend to be better than Song Pianran.
I followed Song Pianran to the video room on the second floor, and the floor was full of empty crispy corner bags. He slumped on the sofa and complained displeasedly: "What teammates are matched, the dishes are going to die, they can't be brought!"
I opened the game silently, and found Song Pianran in the friends column. His game ID was called [Unique. Hunter]. When I opened his historical record and looked at it, I was instantly distressed to match his teammates, who are also pitiful people in the world.
"How is my performance?" Song Pianran threw a crispy horn into his mouth and asked while chewing, "Are my thighs thick?"
Rough! Can it be rough? Directly take five enemies to fly, showing the roughness of the sky!
"Rough!" My unique skills with different hearts have become perfect, "Boss takes me to the king!"
"You know the goods." He hummed twice, took a pack of crispy corners from his exclusive snack cabinet under the coffee table and threw it to me, "Well, I'll reward you."
I thanked Huang En: "Thank you boss, the boss is really a good boss who is considerate to his employees!"
My game account has been carefully maintained by me, and the rank must be strictly controlled. It must be consistent with Song Pianran at all times. One star can't be more, and one star can't be less.
This is the same as the exam. The one who scores 100 points in the class is not the most powerful, and the one who controls the score to 59 points in each test is the most powerful.
I think I used to be a king, swimming in the vast ocean of the peak competition, but now I can only swim in the small ditch of platinum with Song Pianran.
At first I thought Song Pianran was playing me, and it was hard to imagine that someone could do such a good job, but I soon learned that Song Pianran's acting skills were so poor that he couldn't act.
He is a real dish.
This takes him to Luban - a high explosive marksman hero with short, nimble legs.
Teammate [Millennium % Shang] typed in the team and said: Don't have short legs, change
Song Pianran sneered, and quickly typed with her fingers in response.
[Unique in the world.hunter]: Lie down, I will fly
[Millennium% Sadness]: Hehe
"Haha?" Song Pianran raised her eyebrows and said to the screen, "Am I right? This Killer Matt still 'haha'?"
"It's really outrageous!" I casually echoed.
Song Pianran waved his hand: "You tell him my strength."
I:…
One of my job responsibilities is to describe something that doesn't exist.
[It's Xiaoyu, not Xiaoyu]: My friend Lu Ban is very good, the national service level, don't worry
Song Pianran swayed with her calves up, happy.
After the game started, I took the mage as the mid laner, and Song Pianran's Lu Ban walked down the bot lane with his short legs.
After clearing the first wave of soldiers, the enemy on the bottom road has not yet appeared.
Song Pianran said, "I guess someone is ambushing in the grass in front of you, believe it or not?"
The mage opposite me and I were fighting fiercely, and I didn't have time to talk to him, so I casually said "ummm" twice.
"He won't know that the god of death has quietly approached." Song Pianran said.
Immediately afterwards, the sound of the game prompt of "first blood" resounded throughout the video room, and Song Pianran died.
"Fuck!" Song Pianran threw the phone on the sofa, "The other side is really despicable! Two people buried the grass for a minute and killed me! I knew there was an ambush inside!"
So why do you still go in and explore the grass when you know there is an ambush
He touched his nose and continued: "I went in to prove that my idea was right. You see, there is an ambush inside, and my prediction is still very accurate. I told you this way, playing games There has to be awareness."
I pursed the corners of my mouth, telling myself not to laugh.
Three minutes later, Song Pianran and the opposing shooter exchanged skills and were beaten to death.
He paused for a moment, then slammed the table hard: "Why did the network suddenly get stuck at a critical moment? Are you stuck?"
I made a flash and increased my moves, and received two heads on the opposite side. A series of operations were smooth and smooth, as smooth as the Internet.
"Stuck, stuck!" I said to Song Pianran with a frown.
Song Pianran sighed: "If he didn't get stuck just now, he would be dead."
For five minutes, Song Pianran chased after the remaining blood mage on the opposite side, and was able to kill him with just a sliver of blood.
"Look, look! I'm going to show off!" he shouted excitedly.
As a result, the teammates of the other party provided timely support, and three people came around at once. Song Pianran flashed and fled, but he flashed in the wrong direction and directly flashed into the crowd of the opponent, and died again.
Show, show!
After ten seconds of embarrassing silence, Song Pianran said, "Did you see that?"
I shook my head: "No, I didn't see it, I didn't see anything."
"It's really a pity you didn't see it. I almost killed four, and the opposite was really a group of chickens."
Ten minutes into the fight, Song Pianran took 2 heads and died 10 times, an average of one death per minute.
After another wave of annihilation, [Millennium % Shang] endured the whole game, and couldn't bear it any longer.
[Millennium % Sadness]: Luban nmsl
Song Pianran asked, "What does nmsl mean?"
Me: "It's just that you are beautiful, which means that your limited-edition skin is very cool."
Song Pianran nodded and typed back to him.
[Unique in the world.hunter]：Thank you
[Millennium% Sorrow]: You are really a fw
Song Pianran: "What does fw mean?"
It means trash! you trash!
I replied: "It's just flying. He said that your operation is very elegant, like a flying dance."
Song Pianran happily ate several crispy corners.
[Unique in the world.hunter]: Thank you, you too
[Millennium% Sorrow]: kao! you cow!
Song Pianran said approvingly, "Although this person's name is a little off, he's still quite nice."
"Yeah yeah." I nodded.
Today is also a day to work hard for the boss and resolve online disputes.
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