Employment Guide For Professional Fans

Chapter 8: Stone hammer! The reason for the dissolution of ZERO is

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After walking the dog, Ran Shuai emptied his bowels relaxedly, lying in the yard lazily basking in the sun.

I lay on the table and rubbed my wrist. The red marks were streaked around by the wool. The pain was not painful, but it looked quite scary.

Song Pianran passed by me, stopped, and glanced at me, I also looked at him sadly, when he realized that I was looking at him, he immediately turned his eyes away, his eyes flickered, and without saying a word, he turned and went upstairs. .

After a while, Sister Luo stared at the phone and said, "What do you mean when you say boss?"

"What's the matter?" PR Xiao Luo was originally a paparazzi, and his gossip radar was extremely sharp.

"Suddenly sent me a WeChat message, what did you say..." Sister Luo was puzzled. "She said that my wool is too thin and rough, do you suggest me to replace it with the softest and finest?"

?

Song Pianran didn't say that to Sister Luo because she saw the red mark on my wrist

On the table was the crispy horn that Song Pianran gave me, and I took one and threw it into my mouth.

Gee, there's nothing delicious except a little sweet.

Sister Luo and Xiao Luo immersed themselves in research for a long time, but could not come to any conclusion.

"Xiaoyuer," Sister Luo asked me, "you are an expert in the psychology research of the Song family. What do you mean by boss? Did you take the opportunity to express your dissatisfaction with my work?"

"No or no," I shook my head feigningly high, "the boss is afraid that you will use this wool to knit a scarf, and your son's neck will be broken."

At noon, Song Pianran ordered me a takeaway, a set of braised pork trotters.

After lunch, I checked several new media platforms as usual to see if there were any signs of black material, so that I could find them in time and kill them in the cradle.

I went to the Song Pianran Post Bar first, and there were some posts floating on the homepage. The painting style was fresh and noble, just like QQ space.

{only love gracefully=}[beautiful picture] Mr. Song's beautiful face is guarded by me

{Only Love Lianran=}[Original Heart] Let him know how strong our love is

{Only Love Lianran=}[Diplomacy] All fans of SHgirls send blessings

In this era when various fan circles are old and dead, there are still diplomatic posts in Tieba, which is very touching. Sure enough, the friendship between elementary school students is the most sincere.

Then open Weibo and search for "Song Pianran", and all the Amway posts that pop up are all kinds of big fans. They describe 100 reasons for liking Song Pianran in very calm and objective language. To sum up, the core idea is that Song Pianran is handsome. The business ability is strong, the heart is warm, and the character is also a lever!

I opened a few of these posts and glanced at them, and the content was seriously inaccurate, which made people sneer. It is described that Song Pianran has outstanding talent among the juniors of the same generation, and his singing skills are as superb as the handsome version of Chen Yixun, and his acting skills are comparable to the white version of Gu Tianle.

However, in fact, Song Pianran sings with high-end speakers, and whether it sounds good or not depends on the sound repair; Song Pianran's acting is AI possessed, and whether she acts cool or not depends on brain supplementation.

These fans are doing everything they can for Amway, and the content causes extreme discomfort. If it weren't for my professional ethics, I would always remind myself that I am a professional fan of Song Pianran, and I almost couldn't control the little hand that I wanted to report.

Search for "spr" again, and the scene is much more real. Most of Song Pianran's fans are Yangou, full of heart-piercing shouts from mom fans and girlfriend fans—spr ah, where are you going? Mom hasn't seen fresh Ranzai for half a month! Spr, you are so ruthless, come back and see your girlfriend, the blanket has been cold for more than ten days!

Alas, Song Pianran makes these people fascinated by just one face. What's so beautiful about his face

I stared at the poster of Song Pianran hanging on the wall. Apart from the thick eyebrows, the high nose, the deep outline, and the tall and straight body, what else is beautiful

Hold! It's really pretty!

It's over, I've been a professional fan for a long time, and I've been gradually brainwashed, and even the basic class concept of resolutely resisting capitalism has been distorted.

Then, I went on Douban and entered the "ZERO Tear Team". Most of Song Pianran's black materials flowed out of this mysterious organization. This place must be strictly monitored. Whenever there is trouble, a public relations warning will be issued.

It has been more than three years since the group disbanded, and there are still about 400 people who are tirelessly doing all kinds of fool analysis relying on the previous picture and video data.

"Li Tao, is the breakdown of Yin Yin's relationship because Guan Yin slept with ZERO boss?"

"A picture tells you the relationship within the ZERO team"

"Breaking the news! My friend is a ZERO makeup artist, there are a lot of exclusive news, lie 3L dead mother"

"Why is Song Pianran, the foot-washing maid so popular?"

I pulled a circle, all of them are old posts of Chen Zhi and Rotten Millet, but there is only one that I have never seen before.

"Stone Hammer! The actual reason for ZERO's disbandment is that he was busy with Fengfan sucking Du!"

Feng Fan, the youngest brother of ZERO back then, is also the only former member Song Pianran has kept in touch with over the past few years.

I clicked into the post and took a few glances. Don't look at the bluffing title. In fact, not to mention the stone hammer, there is not even a delicate angle hammer.

In the few performances before ZERO disbanded, Feng Fan's state was extremely unstable. Not only was he extremely thin, but he also forgot to move on the stage, his eyes were slack, and he even stepped on the air and fell off the auditorium. According to these abnormal behaviors, the landlord, Guess that Feng Fan took the medicine.

In addition, Feng Fan and Song Pianran had the best relationship in the previous group, so the brain made up a big drama "Feng Fan fell in love with Song Pianran, was too sad after the relationship broke down, and was addicted to drugs, which led to the dissolution of the group".

There are very few threads below, and most of them are scolding the landlord as a fool.

I don't care too much about this kind of thing that looks fake, and the page is closed with a click of the mouse.

But I don't know why, but I'm always a little nervous.

So, I wrote down the two key pieces of information "ZERO disbands Fengfan" on the memo I kept with me to prevent it from happening.

Song Pianran has such a foresighted professional fan as me, and I really envy him.

After the inspection of several important public opinion positions, the overall situation is relatively stable and optimistic.

Song Pianran can have a harmonious and good public opinion environment. Who is the happiest person

Of course it's me, a great professional fan who is struggling on the front line of the Internet.

No one on the Internet has a massive black song, which means that I can passively slack off, paddling in the water and fishing, and have a good time.

I made myself a cup of scented tea, sprinkled a handful of wolfberry, and felt the sunshine in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Suddenly, there was a frantic vibration in my pocket, and I almost spilled my tea.

I took out my phone and saw that my aunt called me.

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