My aunt is a retired old cadre of the neighborhood committee. When she was in office, she was worried about promoting the harmony of neighbors and adjusting the relationship between husband and wife. Two hobbies, Lajia and Lalang.
Most of the couples who have been dragged by her have left; most of the men and women who have been dragged by her are cold.
The girl on the blind date in the morning was introduced by my aunt. It blows quickly and cools thoroughly.
I went to the yard and got on the phone.
"Hey, Xiaoyu!" Auntie's voice was always so energetic.
"Hey, auntie, it's me."
"I'm calling to ask you, how do you feel about Xiaoyan?"
I tried my best to think about it. From the cleaning aunt Hongjie in the studio to the young lady Xiaofang who sold breakfast at the subway station, she didn't have Xiaoyan's name, so I had to ask, "Who is Xiaoyan?"
"..." Auntie was silent for a while, then said, "It's the girl who met you in the morning!"
After chatting for fifteen minutes, I didn't even know her name, miserable!
I ordered two high-quality lamb chops, more than 600 yuan, and left without eating two bites.
"You're a good girl," I said politely, "just rubbing my ears in front of me..."
"What's wrong with touching her ears? Touching her ears means that you are buying her earrings! I want to develop further with you!"
My aunt is really a strange person, with a unique perspective and unique perspective in analyzing problems.
"A great man once said that if a girl touches her ears in front of you, most of them are yellow!" I brought out the great man Song Pianran.
"You're not up to your expectations!" The aunt got angry and reprimanded me, "What a good girl, why don't you behave well, and you're yellow after you meet, you say you're useless! How can I say hello!"
"Well, yes, yes, yes, right." As I drank tea, I raised her casually.
The great Song Pianran also said that when dealing with elderly aunts and aunts, you don't need to argue with them, and you can't argue with them. All disputes can be avoided.
This method really worked very well. When my aunt saw that I had a good attitude in admitting my mistake, she quickly skipped the step of accusing me. You must know that she usually trains people to start in ten minutes, and the top is not capped.
"Well, my older sisters have a niece named Ali, who is a kindergarten teacher. I will arrange for you to meet in the afternoon."
"Mmmm..." I responded indiscriminately, and it took me a while to react, "No! Auntie, don't let me go on a blind date. Besides, there are two meetings a day, and I'm not a younger brother..."
"Don't do anything, don't do anything else!" Auntie babbled endlessly, "How old are you and you still don't know what to worry about? The Dahua downstairs is only 23 years old and has two children..."
…
If I shouldn't come down, my aunt can talk to me all afternoon, and she will tell my mother about it, so that my mother can talk to me for another afternoon.
I thought about it, my working hours are flexible, and I really have nothing to do in the afternoon, so I agreed.
My aunt was very satisfied and told me to behave well, strive for love for half a year, get a certificate on New Year's Day, and give birth to a baby on National Day next year.
"Okay," I responded perfunctorily to her, "the baby's name is Qi Guoqing."
Auntie was so happy, I seemed to see my son fall to the ground in her "giggling" laughter. He was born wearing a red flag. He opened his mouth instead of crying loudly, but sang the loud national anthem.
I was so frightened that I quickly hung up the phone.
"Yo, what are you doing? Name the future baby?"
As soon as I turned around, Song Pianran put her arms around her chest, leaned against the door, and said yin and yang strangely.
In the morning, I swore to him that I would be engrossed in my work, not only going on a blind date, but also thinking about the name of my future child.
I quickly explained: "Boss, I was forced to go on a blind date..."
"What?! Are you still going on a blind date?!"
Song Pianran's face turned black.
Emotionally, he doesn't know that I'm going on a blind date
Boss, can you please let me know how much you have heard from the corner of my wall!
"I can't see it, Qi Xiaoyu," he said with a stern face, "Are you still pedaling two boats?"
I:? ?
Where did I get a boat? I don't even have a board, so how come I have two boats on my feet
Could it be that he was talking about Xiaoyan who had a blind date in the morning
"Boss, you misunderstood, I have nothing to do with that Xiaoyan in the morning..."
"There's another Xiaoyan?" Song Pianran sneered, and squinted at my Xiasanlu, "Three boats, none of the three legs are idle, it's amazing."
My crotch got cold from his eye knife, and I quickly clamped my legs.
No, why did it change from two seconds to three
One boat is Xiaoyan, and the other is Ali, who is going on a blind date in the afternoon. Who is the third boat
I could not understand.
"You just said you were forced?"
"Yes, yes!" I nodded frantically, "I only have work and only the boss in my heart, and the world can learn from it!"
Song Pianran snapped her fingers and said with a half-smile, "Okay, then I'll go with you in the afternoon."
a bolt from the blue.
The author has something to say
Qi Yu: Someone tell me who is the third boat
Song Pianran: Haha