Even the Lame Got Tricked by Me Into Standing Up

Chapter 102: Haha! Let's all cool down!

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Huang Yong greeted Master Meng's eighteen generations of ancestors in his heart. He spoke like a hermit, but in fact, he would do things for money. A stick of incense was sold for one thousand yuan. If you want him to do something, you must burn incense first. Three sticks are the minimum, and the more the better. Of course, you have to pay for the work, and the price also depends on the work. The master will not care if the money is too little.

Huang Yong couldn't show his dissatisfaction when he asked Master Meng to save his life. He hardened his heart and gritted his teeth, "I'll pay 80,000 yuan for the incense money."

Master Meng narrowed his eyes, took a sip of tea, tapped his two fingers on the table, and said slowly: "From your face, I can tell that you are destined to be rich and powerful. Is your life only worth 80,000 yuan? The Grandmaster thinks that you are worth more than that."

He pointed his two fingers again and again suggestively, meaning: double.

Huang Yong's breath was choked, and he gritted his teeth and said, "160,000."

"Grandmaster thinks it's OK." Master Meng then slowly stood up, took out two talismans from the draw with a smile, and wrapped them up in a cloth bag. "Take this bag with you first, and drive away the resentment in your body. Go to the back and have a good sleep. When I close the shop at night, I will go with you. Let's see if the ghost dares to come again."

"Thank you, Master Meng." Huang Yong took it with both hands. He cursed this money-grubbing and pretentious master countless times in his heart, but he still bowed several times in gratitude. In short, with the master saving his life, he immediately relaxed his mind and his body became extremely tired. He really wanted to take a nap.

Master Meng's shop has two rooms and one living room. One bedroom is for living, and the other has a small door for selling things. The living room is filled with talisman paper, peach wood swords and other messy things. The house is messy and messy. The place for him to sleep is a small broken bed on the balcony, which is also full of sundries around. At this time, Huang Yong did not dislike it and lay down to sleep.

He thought he could finally sleep peacefully, but he didn't expect that when he closed his eyes, he would see Li Shan's bloody face again. The other party didn't say anything, just smiled at him, and the weird look in his eyes scared Huang Yong awake from his dream. He sat up suddenly, sweating profusely.

Looking at the bag containing the talisman, Huang Yong was unsure whether the talisman would work or not. Was this a dream? Or was the other party really here

Master Meng was rather arrogant, and asking him might be seen as not trusting him, and he might get angry. Huang Yong did not dare to ask, and held the talisman tightly in his hand, and lay down for a while, but he could not fall asleep. The air conditioner hanging on the wall was blowing cool air, which made him think of the scene of Li Shan crawling out of the air conditioner outlet. The more he thought about it, the colder he felt, and the more scared he became. His heart, which had just been put down, rose to his throat again, and he was extremely nervous. If this continued, he felt that he would suffer from heart failure.

Huang Yong was hungry until the evening. He hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch, and couldn't keep up at night, so he called the hotel next door and asked them to send eight dishes and two bottles of good wine. After Master Meng had eaten and drunk his fill, he slowly followed Huang Yong to his home.

As soon as he entered the door, Master Meng's face turned cold, "Such a heavy grudge, this ghost will not easily set you on fire."

Huang Yong's legs went limp with fear when he thought of what happened last night.

Master Meng said calmly: "Don't be afraid, after this disaster, you will be promoted and get a raise, and become rich and powerful."

Huang Yong was delighted and said nervously: "Thank you Master Meng for saving me! It's all thanks to you!"

Master Meng smiled slightly, put on his Taoist robe and hat, took out a peach wood sword with a righteous look, chanted a spell, set up the altar, sat on the ground, and began to meditate, "Don't worry, if he dares to come, I will make him die."

When Huang Yong saw his outfit, he felt completely relaxed. He looked very reliable, so he was saved.

At night, Li Shan and Gui Wa came as usual. Although Huang Yong's house was full of people, the lights were off. There were flickering lights in the living room, as if a brazier was lit. They were sensitive to the atmosphere and did not go in. Gui Wa sniffed and said, "I seem to smell incense, but it's low-quality incense. The quality is far worse than the one used by Master Gu. I get intoxicated when I smell it."

Li Shan's face was gloomy. "That master really came back with him. He has money and can do things easily."

Guiwa took out a ghost money from his pocket and gave it to Li Shan with a smile, "Uncle, I'll give you my money."

Li Shan was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "You gave it to me, what do you want to spend?"

The ghost doll touched his head and smiled, "I don't need it. As long as I have a place to live, food to eat, and clothes to wear, I don't need money."

Li Shan's expression softened and he stuffed the money back into Guiwa's pocket. "You can keep it to buy candy. Uncle doesn't want it."

As he spoke, Master Meng, who was meditating, opened his eyes alertly, "Such a strong ghost aura! Two ghosts?"

Huang Yong was so scared that he shrank under the table and looked at Master Meng for help. Master Meng picked up the peach wood sword, curled his lips, and comforted him: "Don't worry, I'm here, no one can hurt you."

He stood up, walked a few steps to the window, poked a talisman on the sword, and said coldly with a cold face: "Where did you come from, evil ghost, how dare you kill people? Let me save you today!"

A beam of white light struck over, and the ghost kid pulled Li Shan to dodge it narrowly, and ran away, "Oh my goodness! Fight a ghost! Run!"

The ghost doll was so scared that it didn't even have the intention to resist and ran away very fast. Li Shan had never seen such a scene before, so he could only run with the ghost doll.

At this time, two talismans were thrown out from the window, glowing and chasing after them in the direction of their ghostly aura. Even from a distance, they could already sense the danger. This Taoist priest really had some skills.

"Help, help, help! Master Gu, save me!" The ghost doll was so scared that it screamed and ran for its life.

Just when he was about to catch up, a murderous ghost energy condensed into a sharp arrow and flew past the ghost doll's ear, silently blocking the two talisman papers behind the ghost doll, and pierced through the two with one arrow. The black ghost energy directly burned the two talisman papers into slag. The ghost doll looked up in surprise, "Ye Li! Ling Ling!"

The eight-year-old Ye Li stood in the air with a cold face, wearing a black robe, a red belt, and a head of black hair tied with a red hairband, standing in the wind. With a black longbow in his hand, he looked at the ghost dolls expressionlessly, and pulled them behind him with a burst of ghost energy, "Go away, you're in the way."

The ghost doll was so scared that it shrank its neck and dared not make a sound.

Ye Li pulled his longbow and aimed it at the glass on the 20th floor. The murderous ghost energy shot directly into Huang Yong's house, violently dismantling all the things that Master Meng had set up to counter ghosts. After the ghost energy collided with the white light, all the talismans and magic arrays were destroyed. Ye Li's eyes turned cold, and he snorted with contempt, and commented with two words: "Too useless."

Lingling sat on Yeli's shoulder, wearing the same clothes as Yeli. Her long hair, which fell to her waist, fluttered in the wind. Her big purple eyes flickered as she watched the show. Her calves swung leisurely. She clapped for her brother and said proudly, "You still dare to ask for help? Do you think we have no ghosts? Ghost boy, are you two okay?"

The ghost doll shook his head and smiled foolishly, "It's okay, we can run fast."

Master Meng watched as his carefully laid magic circle was destroyed. The scene was in a mess. The ghost energy even suppressed his spiritual energy. He had a gloomy face and swallowed nervously, "Who are you?"

Lingling pinched her waist proudly, almost to the armpit, and told the other person very arrogantly, "Gu Ye's daughter Gu Lingling, the one who beat you was my brother, and my father said that he is the one who protected this ghost, so go back to where you came from, or I will punish you too."

"Gu Ye..." Hearing Gu Ye's name, Master Meng's eyes flashed with a bit of timidity. Gu Ye dared to kick the door of the Xuanshu Society headquarters alone, broke all the magic arrays, and brought all the ghosts in, just because the people of the Xuanshu Society hurt the spirits he raised. With such a bad, hard, and short-sighted temper, he has his own abilities and a strong family background. If you go against him, you will definitely not get any good results.

Master Meng suddenly had the urge to turn around and run.

Huang Yong saw that he was motionless, and asked anxiously: "Master Meng, where is the ghost? Is it killed?"

Master Meng's face darkened. Thinking of the 160,000 yuan he had earned, he was reluctant to spend it. Besides, this construction company respected him as a master. If he quit like this, it would be difficult to find a job in the future and it would be embarrassing. So Master Meng stiffened his neck and said fiercely: "Gu Ye can't go too far!"

Ye Li snorted coldly, "Bully you? You don't deserve it! Get out!"

Master Meng shuddered at the murderous intent in Ye Li's voice. This kid was young, but he had such a strong murderous aura.

Ling Ling said crisply: "Those who do evil will eventually perish. Old man, you help everyone. Be careful of God's punishment!"

Master Meng's face turned red with anger. He was only forty years old, how could he look like an old man

Ye Li had already pointed his bow and arrow at him, his eyes were cold, and his gaze had already told him, if he didn't leave? His soul would be scattered!

Master Meng took a deep breath. After all, money and face were not as important as life. He hurriedly said to Huang Yong: "I will return the money to you. I can't help you with this matter. You can only wish you good luck!"

"What?!" Huang Yong was stunned. He was so confident just now, how could he just ignore it? "Master Meng! Master Meng? I'll give you more money! Two hundred thousand! Two hundred and twenty thousand! Master Meng?!"

No matter how Huang Yong shouted, Master Meng ran away without looking back. The ghosts raised by Gu Ye were so powerful, how powerful must he be

Huang Yong held his head in disbelief, his mind was completely blank. Master Meng was such a money-loving person, but he didn't even want the money anymore. What on earth happened

Seeing Master Meng running out of the building, Guiwa finally straightened his chest, pulled Li Shan out of the window and climbed to the 20th floor, pointed at Huang Yong inside, and shouted angrily: "Uncle! Go! Beat him up!"

Ye Li glanced at them and didn't bother to care. He helped Lingling who was sitting on his shoulder and flew back to Gu Ye.

Gu Ye took out a bundle of paper figures that Lingling had folded. Lingling had already drawn a lot of spells on them. After Gu Ye injected ghost energy into them, he threw the spells. As the paper figures fell to the ground, countless ghosts that looked exactly like Li Shan emerged. Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and waved his hand, fearing that the world would not be in chaos, and said: "Let's go together. Those who don't plead guilty will not sleep well."

At this time in the police station, "It's strange, why is the list of names in the Li Shan case gone? Has anyone seen the list I put on the table? If the Li Shan case is true, they are all suspects."

"No, look again."

“It’s really gone.”

"Whoever took it away as trash, I'll print another copy for you."

That night, everyone on the list was so scared that they cried for their parents and called for their dad. They wished their parents had two more legs, for they were afraid that they couldn't run fast enough.

The next morning, someone in the Xuanshu group asked: "Is Gu Ye in the group? Where is Jie Cheng? Pull him in."

Actually, Gu Ye has always been there, but the people who had learned from him before didn’t like him, so he just ignored them. When he saw someone looking for him, he just popped up a bubble: I’m here, what’s wrong

Xiaolongxiabubuma: Today I received several inquiries from people on the forum, saying that they encountered a ghost and were scared last night. I also heard that the ghost you raised went out to fight yesterday. Does this have anything to do with you

In fact, everyone has guessed it almost right. Only Gu Ye dared to do this, and only his faction had the ability to create so many ghost substitutes.

Gu Ye smiled and replied: They accepted the dirty money, I am trying to scare them, you tell them quickly, if they want to live, go and turn themselves in. The police station is righteous and evil cannot get in.

Someone asked: It depends on the situation, even good ghosts can get in.

Gu Ye: I cheated on the scumbag (lighting a cigarette.jpg)

The whole group laughed. They didn't expect Gu Ye to be so easy to talk to and to be able to joke. They all became familiar with him and said that they had also learned this method. A trick that can't be thought of by one person, but when everyone thinks of it together, there is no worst trick, only worse tricks.

As a result, the police station received more than a dozen calls for surrender that day. It was the first time that suspects in a case with no evidence surrendered in a group!

The police in charge of this case was also confused. What was going on

At this time, Huang Yong couldn't stand it anymore. As the main suspect and an insider, even if he had a good mentality, he couldn't stand being so scared. He ran to the police station himself, hugged the door of the police station, knelt on the ground weakly, and cried, "I surrender, please arrest me quickly! I will say whatever you ask, don't let me go, I can't stand it!"

police:"… "

Faced with more than a dozen criminals who surrendered themselves, all crowded in an interrogation room, vying to pour out the crimes they had committed like pouring out beans. The policeman who was taking the statements twitched his mouth again and again, and he didn't know what to say.

The highlight was Huang Yong, who was interrogated alone. Huang Yong was no longer as calm as when they first met. His face was sallow and his eyes were dark, as if he hadn't slept for several nights. He was trembling, as if he could faint at any second.

"Li Shan did fall while working on our construction site and died on the spot. The main reason was that the safety measures were not good enough. We took out 70% of the money for the safety protection and divided it equally. Chen Hong took one third of it, and the rest was divided equally among us. This is not the first time. We have done this before and used inferior ropes, hollow chains, and old nets for several years."

The policeman raised his eyebrows in surprise and looked at him in confusion. It was the first time he saw such a cooperative suspect who explained everything so clearly. Did he not want to go out or what

Huang Yong continued: "After Li Shan fell to his death, Chen Hong and I called to discuss. In order not to affect the delivery of the house and the performance, I took four of Li Shan's co-workers and put his body into a cement mixer. We crushed it on the spot and mixed it with several tons of mud and sand. The body was gone at that time. What else do you want to know? As long as you let me live in the police station, I will tell you everything."

The police felt their scalps tingling after hearing this. This method of destroying the body and covering up the evidence was simply insane. "Let's arrest Chen Hong first!"

Chen Hong had long been under police surveillance. When the police said they were going to arrest him, the officer in charge of monitoring him reported anxiously: "Chen Hong is missing. I have been keeping an eye on him and he has not come out of the house. But I don't know why a living person is gone just like that!"

The police immediately sent police officers to look for Chen Hong, who was already standing on the rooftop of Building 15 in Changming Community. Of course, he didn't come here on his own accord, but was arrested.

"What on earth do you want to do?" Chen Hong felt the wind from above and glanced at the building in the distance. He felt dizzy and as if his feet were hanging in the air. He was so scared that he squatted on the ground, pressing his hands on the ground, not daring to move.

Li Shan asked calmly: "A person who died unjustly, what do you think I want to bring you here for?"

"I don't want to die! I can't die!" Chen Hong used his hands and feet to crawl towards the stairs, trembling all over, and was so scared that his whole body was cold.

Li Shan walked over, grabbed his collar and tried to drag him to the edge like a dead body. He lifted him up, made him stand straight, pinched his neck and made him look down. Chen Hong was immediately frightened and collapsed, shaking like a sieve, not daring to open his eyes.

Li Shan slightly tightened his grip on his neck and asked sinisterly, "Is it very high? If you fall down, you will definitely die."

Chen Hong nodded vigorously, "It's too scary! I can't do it, I'm afraid of heights!"

Li Shan said coldly: "Look, it's this high, right here, if you fall down here, the protective net below is really not strong, it will break if you hit it, do you want to try the feeling of jumping down?"

"No! Please let me go! I will work like a slave for you in my next life! I will burn incense and pray to Buddha for you every day!" Chen Hong was so scared that his voice changed. He begged for mercy incoherently, trembling, "Please! I was wrong, please let me go!"

At this time, someone had already discovered that there was someone upstairs and was kind enough to call the police. Firefighters arrived quickly, laid a thick air cushion underneath, and shouted at Chen Hong through a loud speaker, asking him not to get too upset.

Chen Hong was so scared that he almost peed himself. When he saw the firefighters, he felt like he saw a savior. He cried and shouted: "I don't want to die! Save me! Come up and save me!"

Li Shan curled his lips, stood behind Chen Hong and gently pushed him, "Feel it."

"Ah!!!" With a shrill scream, Chen Hong fell straight down and was forced to experience the despair of falling from a high altitude.

The result was: he didn't die, but he had multiple fractures all over his body.

When the police found Chen Hong, he had already been carried into the ambulance. At this point, all the people involved in the case had been arrested.

This is a case where there is no evidence, but all the suspects surrendered themselves.

Li Shan's four co-workers concealed the crime and participated in destroying the body. Their stolen money of 200,000 yuan was confiscated and they must also bear legal responsibility.

When Li Shan saw this result, there was no sadness or joy in his eyes, and the resentment in his body dissipated bit by bit. He bowed deeply to Gu Ye and did not straighten his back for a long time.

Gu Ye said with a smile: "There is still justice in this world. Money can't buy everything. It can't buy justice, it can't buy the law, and it can't buy a fool master like me who doesn't want money."

Li Shan said gratefully: "Thank you! I have nothing but thank you. I don't know how to repay you."

"Your sincere thank you is enough." Gu Ye smiled and waved his hand, "Now that you have lost your obsession, just go and go to where you should go."

Li Shan's figure gradually became transparent. Before he disappeared, he glanced at the ghost doll and said with emotion: "It would be great if you were my son."

The ghost doll looked confused and looked at the disappearing Li Shan, "What do you mean, uncle?"

Gu Ye explained: "Uncle means that he likes you very much and wants a son like you."

The doll held its face in its hands, its eyes almost popping out of its head in shock.

Gu Ye laughed. These two people were destined to be together. "Do you want to go to reincarnation with him? I'll take you there."

The ghost doll subconsciously asked: "Are you going to drive me away?"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I just think that you two are destined to be together. If you don't want to leave, you can stay. You are still responsible for the hygiene of the house, but you will have enough food."

The ghost doll happily got into the cloudy doll pendant and flew around Gu Ye, "Then I choose to stay!"

After seeing Li Shan off, Gu Ye lit three incense sticks and bowed to his master's tablet. "I remember everything you taught me. Even though you've been gone for so many years, I still do what you taught me. I avenge ghosts, make way for people, and live with a clear conscience. Master, are you happy?"

Wisps of green smoke swirled above the tablet, but the tablet did not give him any response.

Gu Ye looked at the cold tablet, aggrieved like a child, "Don't you miss me? You never come back to see me, and you don't even give me a dream. How confident are you in me? I found a partner, a man, are you surprised?"

After two minutes of silence, Gu Ye touched the words on the tablet with a gentle look, and raised the corner of his mouth, "Old man, I'm doing well, don't worry, I'll send you some beautiful girls some other day, be happy~"

——

Li Shan's case was quickly closed. The entire police station was shocked by the case. After learning about the whole incident, Mu Jingfei called Gu Ye and asked, "Are you involved in this case? The way you solved the case is unheard of."

"Hehe." Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and smiled, neither admitting nor denying.

Mu Jingfei immediately knew that his guess was correct, "Brat, if we really want to set up a special department, will you come?"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "What am I going to do? Eat?"

Mu Jingfei said unhappily: "Be the team leader, and let you handle all the special cases. We can still cooperate."

"I can't do that. I don't know how to punch in and out every day, and I don't follow the rules. But I have someone to recommend. He's the right age and more stable."

Mu Jingfei chuckled, "That's just what I said, it's not certain yet."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Oh."

——

There were still two days before school started. Gu Ye packed up her things and moved to find Yu Ze. She pulled his sleeve and acted coquettishly, "Honey, you have to take me to school."

Yu Ze waited for him to finish his work with great difficulty, and agreed to whatever he asked for. "Okay, I'll arrange the time in advance."

Gu Ye took out a card from his wallet and said, "This is my home key card. I'll keep it as a backup in case I change my password and forget to tell you. You can take me to school in the morning and deliver my luggage to my house. You can also find someone to wash my car and send it to me."

Yu Ze nodded and agreed, "Okay, let's go early in the morning so we can catch up."

Gu Ye said happily: "Others go by themselves, but I'm different. I have a partner who is so handsome and rich. How can I be so outstanding? How can I have such good taste?"

Yu Ze was amused by him, holding his hand, finally enjoying this leisurely time, "You are the best."

Gu Ye was just trying to make a joke, but after being praised so sincerely, he felt embarrassed. "Let's go out for a walk. When I came here, I saw a new ice cream shop opened on the street. I want to try some."

It was getting dark outside and it wasn't that hot anymore, so the two of them went out of the house hand in hand as if they were taking a walk after dinner. On the way, many people saw them holding hands and looked at them in surprise, but the two of them didn't care, whoever wanted to look could look, they were together openly.

Gu Ye came to the ice cream shop and said happily, "I want mango flavor, large portion."

Yu Ze told the waiter: "I want a small portion."

Gu Ye said willfully: "I want a big one."

Yu Ze coaxed, "The large portion is too big. It will give you a stomachache if you eat it. Order the small one."

Gu Ye curled his lips, "What about you saying you'll listen to me?"

Yu Ze smiled and said, "That is as long as it does not violate the principles."

Not long after, Gu Ye held a small bowl of ice cream, raised his eyebrows and looked at Yu Ze, saying dissatisfiedly: "I find that you are really cunning, always speaking half of the truth. But forget it, who makes you handsome, I will listen to you this time."

The two of them sat down near the window, eating ice cream and watching people coming and going outside the window. Gu Ye smiled and said, "When I get old, I will open an ice cream shop."

Yu Ze looked at him tenderly, "Didn't you say you wanted to open a library?"

Gu Ye shook his head. "I don't want to open it anymore. My dream has changed again. I want to build a temple for the King of Hell. I have many dreams."

Yu Ze laughed. This dream was just like a child's. He could change it at will. After all, he himself was not sure what he wanted to do. "Let's decide later. Anyway, I can support you."

Gu Ye smiled with eyes curved, and fed a piece of mango into Yu Ze's mouth, "I love you."

——

On the first day of school, Gu Ye packed his things early and Yu Ze personally sent him to school. When they arrived at the school gate, Gu Ye was bumped into by Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang when he got off the car. Zhao Pengyu stared at his uncle with resentment, saying that his uncle had never sent him to school since he was a child.

The students passing by all looked at him with certainty. There was a post on the campus internal website that said: Just look at his legs and you’ll know if it’s Gu Ye!

Gu Ye leaned on the car window and smiled at Yu Ze, "This year's new curriculum has come out. I don't have classes on Saturdays and Sundays. Don't come over. I'll find you."

Yu Ze smiled and touched his head, "Okay, I'll wait for you."

After Yu Ze left, Zhao Pengyu dared to go over and poke Gu Ye's shoulder, saying with disdain: "You two are so annoying, you two are so annoying every day. If you could give birth, my little cousin would have been running all over the place."

Gu Ye smiled and said, "Oh, you won't understand even if I tell you. You're a single dog. You won't have a partner before you're 25."

The corners of Zhao Pengyu's mouth twitched, "Is this true? This is too cruel!"

Gu Ye spread his hands, "I'm just kidding, you can believe it or not."

The more he acted like this, the more unsure Zhao Pengyu felt. "Can you be more serious?"

Gu Ye smiled evilly, "When did I become indecent?"

Zhao Pengyu just wanted to say that when Gu Ye was with them, he had very little time to be serious.

The three of them walked in together. Zhao Pengyu felt bitter, "Tomorrow is the new student registration day. I wonder how many innocent girls will come. Will I really not be able to find a partner in college?"

Xia Xiang joked, "It seems like this year, freshmen will have military training the next day. You can go and watch and see if there are any blind people who would like you."

Zhao Pengyu was not happy. "How am I inferior? Why would a blind person like me?"

Gu Ye looked at the other person's face, smiled and shook his head. Zhao Pengyu had a smooth love life, but his standards were very high. In recent years, there was really no one he liked.

The next day, the juniors and seniors swarmed in. Like in previous years, the seniors were in charge of receiving them at the gate. As the representative of the whole school, Gu Ye was sent by the teacher of his department to receive the new students. He wanted to show the students from other departments that we not only have good grades, but also good looks. You will regret not applying for financial management! So, the three of them moved the table early in the morning, holding the school introduction sheet, and were forced to open for business.

A junior school girl saw Gu Ye and shouted excitedly: "Senior Gu Ye! Can you sign an autograph for me? I'm your fan!"

The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched. What's wrong with these girls? Why do they all like to study metaphysics

Another girl came over, not from the same department, and said excitedly, "I studied hard for you and got into this university. Senior, please sign for me too!"

Gu Ye signed his name with a smile on his face. “You study for yourselves.”

As soon as he finished speaking, a sunny boy shouted excitedly: "Senior Gu Ye, I like you! Your fortune-telling is so accurate!"

There was a burst of laughter from the side, and everyone applauded the boy. Xia Xiang praised him, "He is the first boy who dares to confess directly to Gu Ye. He has courage and determination!"

Gu Ye: “…”

Zhao Pengyu held up his phone with a sneer on his face, "I recorded it. You have to treat me to a good meal. Otherwise, haha, these exquisite videos will be transferred to my uncle's phone in the blink of an eye. Just wait, you are a fickle aunt who flirts with other women."

Gu Ye held his forehead with his hand, "Please, delete it quickly, you are not as cute as the twins."

Zhao Pengyu grinned, "When they grow up, they will become as unlovable as me, aunt."

Gu Ye was speechless, "At least they have some dignity."

Zhao Pengyu raised his eyebrows and held up his phone as if he was holding up an imperial sword, "I'm going to send it out! Come on, apologize to me! I'm so inflated that I'm about to fly away, I tell you!"

Gu Ye was amused, "Fa, there are many people who like me, I am just so good, you let him see it."

Zhao Pengyu asked in surprise: "Who of us is shameless?"

Xia Xiang said with a smile: "They are all shameless."

Gu Ye nodded, "You are so shameless to play with these two shameless people."

Xia Xiang blinked his eyes and realized that he had also been fooled, and he laughed at himself.

Not far from them were seniors from other departments. When they were not busy, they would jokingly call out to Gu Ye: "Junior Gu Ye, did you bring your cell phone today?"

Gu Ye has always refused to accept friend requests for the same reason: he didn’t bring his cell phone. This has become a consensus among the entire school, so extroverted senior students often tease Gu Ye, asking him whether he brought his cell phone.

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I brought it today."

The senior student on the other side raised her eyebrows in surprise and asked, "Can you add me on WeChat?"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I'm sorry, my boyfriend said that we can't add pretty girls on WeChat, because he's very jealous."

Everyone who heard this looked over in shock. Gu Ye personally admitted that he had a partner!

Many people heard this, and the news was quickly spread to the campus network. For a while, the campus forum exploded!

Top 1 campus gossip: The school hunk admitted that he has a girlfriend!

Many classmates are curious: Countless people are wailing about their broken love, and they are persuading each other: Don’t worry, they will never be together! They must break up! That girl is definitely not as pretty as Gu Ye, and she broke up with inferiority complex! Then our chance will come!

Many people also asked: Is it Yu Ze? Gu Ye only has this one rumored boyfriend.

Some people think it's unreliable, just kidding, can you really find a man? Some lady, maybe a marriage or something.

The people downstairs instantly imagined an 80,000-word story of a wealthy family's melodramatic marriage. Students who majored in literature could even write short stories about it. In the end, Yu Ze appeared and the marriage robbery was over. The scene was extremely intense.

Following the posts on this topic, the top 2 campus gossips: The new students are here, and they are going to have military training. Should we form a group to eat popsicles in front of them

The sophomores thought about the suffering they had endured, and thousands of +1s popped up on the floor instantly. Everyone signed up to go to the playground together, holding umbrellas and eating popsicles. Whoever didn’t go was a dog!

The most interesting thing is the top 3 campus gossips: I burned incense devoutly in front of the photo of my male god Master Gu, and prayed for Master Gu’s blessing when it rained during military training.

It is obvious that the poster is a freshman. Many freshmen followed him to pay homage to Gu Ye. There is an entire series of emoticons of people kowtowing and burning incense. The seniors also joined in the fun: I ask for military training to rain during the training, because we still have to do training even if it rains.

Xia Xiang likes to browse the campus gossip forum the most. When he sees these, he takes screenshots and shows them to Gu Ye, and asks Gu Ye: What do you think

Gu Ye almost vomited blood, "Why do you make me feel cold? If I can change the weather, why would I go to school? I'm an immortal!"

Gu Ye couldn't help but blur the names of his classmates in the screenshot and posted a Weibo after a long time: A bunch of clever little ghosts, there will be no rain tomorrow, but there will be the day after tomorrow, just wait!

So, the top 4 campus gossips: Master Gu predicted that it will rain the day after tomorrow! Screenshot as proof!

The freshmen who knew Gu Ye all jumped up with joy and cheered: Great! The military training will be a relief, hahahaha~~~

More people thought it was impossible: The weather forecast didn’t even say it would rain, so how did Gu Ye know that

The academic school has made an analysis: from the perspective of meteorology, when the radius of a water drop increases to 2-3mm, the gravitational force between water molecules cannot maintain such a large drop. When it falls, it is impacted by air currents and splits into small droplets. This is also an important reason for the formation of rain in water clouds and mixed clouds with strong updrafts. The air pressure is stable now, and there are no conditions for rainfall. Scientifically speaking, there will be absolutely no rain the day after tomorrow.

Many of Gu Ye’s fans replied to him: You are wrong, the process is not important, science is not important, what Gu Ye said is the most important, Gu Ye is a master, if he says it will rain, it will rain!

The "fanatical" star-chasing behavior of such sloppy and unscientific fans caused serious dissatisfaction among the academic guy, who was also a ruthless person: If it rains the day after tomorrow, I will live broadcast myself doing handstands while having diarrhea and drinking noodles! Eight bowls!

Gu Ye's fans: "..."

After a brief silence, everyone silently gave him a thumbs up and sent this warrior up.

Top 2 campus gossip: If it doesn’t rain the day after tomorrow, this hero will livestream himself doing a handstand while having diarrhea and drinking noodles! Eight bowls! Everyone wait and see, muah~

The author has something to say: Here comes a big chapter! I found that the pre-collection of the next article is quite good, and many readers have pre-collected it, so I will shamelessly promote it again. I will write this next one, and write a relaxed and comfortable one, hehe~ By the way, please collect the author, I really want to reach 28,000 before the end of this article, but it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t, I will write in a Buddhist way, and I will be happy~ The next book "What to do if you have a good life [Entertainment Circle]" copywriting: After Ling Yue became an adult, she was driven down the mountain by her parents and was dragged into a talent show without knowing why. Unexpectedly, she became famous as soon as she showed her face. Two months later, she made her debut in the center position! The single record sales airborne ranked first!

What’s even more amazing is that all kinds of variety shows, TV shows, movies… as long as Lingyue is in the show, they all become popular! Even the company that signed Lingyue has come back from the brink of bankruptcy.

The entire network believes that Ling Yue is the reincarnation of a koi fish: forward this Ling Xiao Yue, and you will get a promotion and a raise, pass every exam, have a romantic partner, and everything will be answered by the heavens and the earth...

The reporter asked Lingyue: "What do you think about the koi's statement?"

Ling Yue said seriously: "I am wearing a colorful battle suit, stepping on colorful clouds, with horns on my head and a tail behind me. My true form is comparable to a sunny rainbow white horse! Much bigger than a koi fish!" (Inner pride.jpg)

Everyone thought Ling Yue was joking, until one day, on a dating reality show, Ling Yue was held in the palm of the hand by the national male god, who pulled his colorful feathers and studied them carefully: "Is this your colorful battle suit?"

Ling Yue cried with feathers all over the floor: "Boss, I have too much hair! I am not tasty!"

Carefree, sunny and lucky, the bottom is the ancient demon and the national male god is the top. This is the next danmei novel to read!