Even the Lame Got Tricked by Me Into Standing Up

Chapter 121: Gu Ye is a femme fatale and a disaster

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In order to catch the zombie princess, these young masters did not care whether Gu Ye agreed or not, and they were bound to push him to the throne of seducing the widow princess. Gu Ye's resistance was futile, and he desperately took out a mask from his pocket and put it on, feeling as if he was shameless in front of others. The most important thing is, if Yu Ze finds out, how will he explain it? A strong person like Yu Ze is very jealous and has many evil intentions, so he is not easy to coax.

Xie Cheng was amused, "Did you really buy a mask?"

Gu Ye rolled his eyes, "What nonsense? Last time you said that I scared away ghosts and asked me to wear a mask when I went out. Didn't you buy this in advance?" Gu Ye dug into his pocket and took out three, "I Also, do you want it?”

Xie Cheng waved his hand and said, "No need, I'm not that famous. People and ghosts can kill each other."

Gu Ye was so tired that he could only sigh,

The masters in the group are already discussing, "There is only one Gu Ye, but the imperial capital is so big. The princess runs so fast that she can't stop her. She has a bronze head and strong bones and can resist beatings. How can we use Gu Ye's face?"

Finally, someone came up with an idea, "Download Gu Ye's photos from the Internet, pick out the good-looking ones and print them out, give each person a copy, take them out when you see the princess, especially when they are fighting, hit her in the face with Gu Ye's face to make her Distract her, take the opportunity to give her a moment, and then lead her into the circle surrounded by everyone, and work together to pull out the corpse energy and blood evil energy from her body, and she will be able to change back to her original state. "

When Gu Ye saw this, he just wanted to curse: "You guys are crazy! You are trying to gain hatred for me!"

Everyone comforted him: "Don't be afraid, you are with us, we will protect you."

Gu Ye didn't know what to say anymore. This is not a question of protecting or not. It's because you are too wicked, okay

At this time, someone reported in the group: "The ban I set has just been activated, and the princess went to this cinema!"

Everyone was shocked: "Why is she going to the cinema?"

It was already midnight at this time, and there were people in the cinema even in the middle of the night. If civilians were injured, it would be a serious matter. Gu Ye quickly contacted the police and asked Xiao Wang and the others to go over in plainclothes and blend in with the crowd to prevent anyone from getting hurt. They quickly prepared their plan and brought all the tools. The final decisive battle was about to take place.

At this time, the princess did go to the basement of the movie theater. Generally, movie theaters will put up promotional posters. Even if they are not on this floor, some posters will be placed in the parking lot as a guide. Among the popular movies at this time, there is a costume film. Posters were placed on doorsteps. The lights in the basement are very dark, but the lights at the door are very bright. They shine directly on the promotional video, making the characters appear clear and bright.

The first one to bear the brunt is Dujiano, the popular traffic idol.

This is the first time that Dujano has played a leading role as the male protagonist. With his handsome facial features and romantic and uninhibited temperament, Dujano has gained countless fans as soon as the film was released. The princess stood in front of the poster and looked at the people on the poster carefully. She raised her hand and scratched Dujano's face with her long nails, stopping at his throat. Her eyes were getting redder and redder, full of greed. look. The man's appearance made her want to taste whether his blood was so delicious. Her nails slid down to her neck, and the taste of blood made her lick the corner of her mouth.

She looks more and more like a human now. The blood of the mystic master is not only delicious, but also gives her strength. Unfortunately, it is not easy to catch.

If she could catch a mystic master with powerful spiritual energy, she could quickly change back to her original appearance. However, there were too few mystic masters who looked so good that she could eat them.

The long nails were stained with corpse poison, glowing with a strange black color, and extremely hard. Even if the poster is made of cloth, after being scratched by nails, a big hole will be made in the throat. This phenomenon makes the princess full of anger. These untouchables are using paper figures everywhere to lie to her!

Little did they know that this scene happened to be seen by the master in charge of monitoring, and he quickly reported it to the group. When the group saw the princess piercing Dujano's throat, they all became vigilant, "She must have taken a liking to Dujano, I think." Kill Dujano and drink his blood?”

"This princess is too visual. She has to choose good-looking ones when eating."

"If the princess goes to arrest the actor, it will definitely cause panic. Act quickly!"

The group quickly printed out a lot of photos of Gu Ye, and each person carried a poster of Gu Ye while parading on the street. Even in the middle of the night, there was not a single pedestrian on the street. Occasionally, when someone passed by, they saw a group of young men carrying bags. , holding photos of "stars" in their hands, heading towards the cinema, they would look at them curiously. The young man in the photo is indeed handsome, but these fans don't look very serious. Some are holding wooden swords, some are holding copper coin swords, some have whisks on their waists, and some are holding hanging plates. Groupies look like some kind of cult.

Gu Yesheng was hopeless. He was holding a sign and was surrounded by his friends. He was dragged away if he didn't want to leave.

Some girls happened to come out of the cinema. When they saw the photos they were holding and how they were dressed, their eyes suddenly lit up. One girl asked excitedly: "Are you fans of Master Gu? Are you going to attend some event?"

Xie said seriously: "I'm sorry, we just want to hold a ceremony."

The girls' eyes lit up, "What ceremony? Can we participate? We are also Master Gu's fans,"

Everyone shook their heads and refused, "No, as long as the men don't want the women."

The girls turned cold and took a look at them. They were all young men, but they still imitated the master's dress. It was obvious that they were fans of Gu Ye. There was a chubby girl who said frankly, "You are not Gu Ye." Fans of Ye's boyfriend, I know that there has been a group of people among the fans recently. They are all male compatriots who like Gu Ye. If you like it, you like it, but you can't take action. Someone already wants Master Gu. Be careful when you open the CP and eat shit! "

Xie Cheng's mouth twitched, do you want to be so cruel? They have no interest in eating shit.

Gu Ye pulled the mask and covered himself more tightly, his ears turned red. Who else didn't know about his relationship with Yu Ze

As the group of masters walked this way, the princess already felt countless spiritual energy surrounding her. She raised her head warily and looked at the direction of the spiritual energy moving upstairs. Among this group of people, she felt a very large wave. Aura, clean, pure, a breath that is different from others, seems to be a breath that does not belong to this world, but belongs to the underground. This was a power that could easily be absorbed by a body like hers. The princess licked the corner of her mouth greedily, immediately gave up on the paper figures, and rushed towards the breath.

"Here he comes! Damn it! He's coming for us!"

Dozens of masters received the alert at the same time, and everyone was confused, "Why did she run towards them? Does she want to kill so many of us by herself?"

"You guys go over there! Set up the formation!" Xie Cheng pointed to the east. There is a very large park over there. It is night now, there is no one in the park, and even the lights are out. It is a good place to deal with the opponent. Accidentally injuring others.

Xie Cheng and Gu Ye stayed behind, and everyone else ran over there. Not long after, a black shadow rushed over along the shadow of the wall, and came to them in the blink of an eye. When Xie Cheng saw the princess's current appearance, his heart skipped a beat. Getting up, it was so difficult to deal with before, but now it is becoming more and more like a human being, and its activities are so convenient, isn't it even more difficult to deal with

The princess looked at the two of them with cold eyes. When she saw the photos in their hands, she paused slightly, and the expression on her face showed some appreciation.

Xie Cheng had an idea, pointed to the person in the photo and said to the princess: "Let's find a place to chat, and this person will be yours."

Gu Ye just wants to beat Xie Cheng to death and return her to your sister!

The princess's eyes turned cold, and she rushed to Xie Cheng in the blink of an eye, scratching Gu Ye's poster to pieces. Her voice was hoarse and gloomy, and she squeezed out two words from her throat, "Untouchable!"

"Fuck! Why are you still swearing? How does he look like a pariah?" Xie Cheng took out another photo from Gu Ye's hand, pointed at Gu Ye's face and asked angrily: "Have you ever seen such a good-looking pariah? Cheap?"

Gu Ye took a deep breath and told himself to endure it.

The princess raised a finger, pointed at Xie Cheng's face, and said disgustingly: "Untouchable, ugly."

Xie Cheng's expression suddenly changed. In fact, Xie Cheng is not ugly, and he is a cheerful person. He is usually carefree and can get along with anyone. He has a very charming personality. Now that he is being pointed at his nose and called ugly, Xie Cheng is angry. Crooked, "You still have the nerve to call me ugly, but you don't even look in the mirror to see what you look like."

Xie Cheng's words obviously made the princess angry. A cold wind blew past, and his long nails directly poked Xie Cheng's eyes. Xie Cheng raised his whip to block it and kicked him hard. The princess took a step back. , but he felt pain in his feet, "I'll rub it, steel bars and iron bones can't move it! Gu Ye, come here!"

Gu Ye said speechlessly: "I am a spell master, you want me to fight her?"

Xie Cheng pulled Gu Ye over, grabbed his mask, and pushed him in front of him. The princess wanted to take action, but when she saw Gu Ye, she stopped and was stunned.

Feeling the spiritual energy in Gu Ye's body, the princess took a step back and looked at him carefully. The surprise in her eyes could be seen by others even with her red eyes. There was actually a hint of shyness in this surprise.

Xie Cheng punched Gu Ye on the back and signaled: abduct her quickly, this is not the place to do anything.

Gu Ye took a deep breath, he couldn't speak.

Xie Cheng punched him again and signaled: Say it quickly! Aren't you very pretentious in front of Brother Yu? What's wrong with sacrificing your appearance for the safety of the people

Gu Ye swallowed, forced a smile, and asked, "Shall we go have a chat?"

The princess narrowed her eyes and suddenly raised her hand to grab Gu Ye's clothes. Gu Ye dodged the move and already pressed a finger in his hand. His face suddenly turned cold. It would be better to have a fight with her than to talk to her. He sneered. He yelled, "Princess, please talk to me. How can you take action right away?"

The princess pointed at Gu Ye and said domineeringly: "Follow me."

Gu Ye said disgustedly: "It depends on whether you have this ability."

Xie Cheng quickly pulled Gu Ye back and told him not to be so adamant, "As long as we sit down and chat, he will be yours. He is full of spiritual energy, has a lot of blood, is good-looking, and can eat when he eats." "

Gu Ye's mouth twitched and he said harshly: "Xie Cheng, if I don't beat you to death soon, my surname will not be Gu."

Xie Cheng smiled evilly and pulled Gu Ye away, shouting: "If you want, come with us!"

The princess sneered, having determined that Gu Ye was the master of mysticism whose aura was different from others. She chased after Gu Ye contemptuously, very fast.

Xie Cheng's face turned cold and he said seriously: "You will be more careful in a moment, we will attack first with quick hands and feet."

Gu Ye said seriously: "I won't go up first, I'm afraid of death."

As Xie Cheng ran, he notified his teammates in the group that the other masters had prepared in advance. As soon as Xie Cheng came, they looked at each other and immediately got into position, waiting for the zombie princess to run over. The net was thrown towards the face, and then countless charms were thrown into the air, looking for the death energy on the zombie princess, and they all flew over. When they came into contact with the princess's body, thunder crackled and sparks flew everywhere.

Seven peach wood swords stained with blood stabbed together. The seven young people chanted the same spell. As they chanted, the net became tighter and tighter. The zombie princess realized that she had been fooled and let out a shrill scream. , her expression became more and more ferocious. As she continued to struggle, the aura on the net gradually became unstable. After others noticed it, they threw several ropes with runes over them. The whip in Xie Cheng's hand strangled the opponent's neck, pushed the opponent down with force, and shouted: "Gu Ye! Pull out her corpse energy!"

Gu Ye held two talismans in his hand, walked to the zombie princess, looked into her resentful eyes, and said with a cold face: "You are too dangerous, you should go back to the museum and lie down."

The princess's complexion gradually turned blue and became less human-like. At the same time, the ghostly aura on her body became stronger and stronger. The moment Gu Ye put the spell on her, a ghost figure broke out from her body and faced Gu Ye. Just rushed over.

Gu Ye pinched his fingers and struck a purple thunder ball on the princess's head. The ghost screamed and rolled out several meters away.

Freed from the shackles of her body, the princess finally regained her former appearance. Unfortunately, the ghostly aura on her face now ruined her beautiful facial features. She looked at Gu Ye greedily and said gloomily: "You are not a human being."

"You are not a human being!" Gu Ye said with disgust: "You can't curse people even if you can't beat them. What's your quality?"

Several masters had tied up the corpse and pulled out the corpse energy on it, ensuring that even if the charm fell off, the corpse would not be moved. Looking at the female ghost, she had turned into a fierce ghost. Everyone said in amazement: "She has been there for so many years. You haven’t reincarnated yet. What is there that you can’t think of that allows you to have this obsession for so many years?”

"No matter what obsession I have, as long as I have malicious intentions, I can't keep her." Gu Ye took out a cinnabar pen from his pocket, and the golden power of merit wrapped around the tip of the pen. Gu Ye said lightly: "Ashes return to dust, dust returns to dust. Go home and go down to find your lover."

"You are not a human! Your aura is not a human!" The ghost screamed hoarsely as the ghost aura disappeared from his body.

As the princess's evil spirit disappeared, everyone looked at Gu Ye with complicated eyes.

Gu Ye was confused, "What's wrong?"

After a long silence, the crowd sighed, "Oh, how cruel."

"Yes, he entered our ambush to chase him, but he still died in his hands."

"Lanyan is a disaster."

"Femme fatale."

"The princess is so pitiful."

"No wonder he is not human."

Gu Ye took a deep breath and said angrily: "I'll summon the divine thunder to kill you bunch of bastards!"

At this time, on the avenue outside the park, a car that Gu Ye was very familiar with stopped. A seven or eight-year-old boy was sitting on the roof of the car. The boy was holding a long bow in his arms. On the boy's shoulders sat a little girl wearing Hanfu. The little girl held a red bead in her hand. The bead exuded a ghost energy, wrapping them in it and blocking some of the damage from the purple energy. It was Yeli and Lingling. The person driving the car was Yu Ze.

For the sake of the stability of the family, Lingling told Yu Ze everything Gu Ye did tonight, and asked her father to take a look, for fear that her father would be lured by the ghost princess to become the consort.

Yeli was also dragged here by Lingling. If there was a fight, his brother could stop him.

After the zombie princess was dealt with, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and was busy dealing with the remaining things. Gu Ye watched everyone working together and was about to help. Suddenly he noticed that the sky was full of purple energy on the avenue. Gu Ye's heart skipped a beat. Looking over there nervously, I suddenly realized something was wrong. Logically speaking, Yu Ze should be sleeping at home at this time. He is so busy during the day, how can he have time to come here to see him

Many masters also discovered that the sky over there was filled with purple aura. Yu Ze was the only one in China who could possess such aura. Seeing Gu Ye standing there stunned, with a look of panic after the little daughter-in-law did something wrong, all the colleagues sympathized with Gu Ye.

"You won't know it so soon, right? How could he find it here? Is there a positioning system installed on you?"

Gu Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Xie Cheng, did you tell him? How could he go around half the imperial capital and come here?"

Xie Cheng shook his head innocently, "Did you admit the wrong person?"

"Nonsense, there's no one else in the country, it's definitely him."

Xie Cheng patted Gu Ye's shoulder sympathetically and encouraged him: "Don't be afraid. I will explain it to you when the time comes. I will say that you sacrificed your appearance for the sake of the people."

Gu Ye said helplessly: "Go away, I didn't do anything at all. You guys are busy. I'll go over and take a look."

Xie Cheng waved his hand and urged with a wicked smile: "Hurry up."

Gu Ye looked at him with a cold face, "Don't be so angry. See if I can beat you when I come back."

He ran all the way over and looked at the roof of the car. Gu Ye's lips twitched, he opened the door and got in. Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze's calm face and said, "My dear, why are you here?"

Yu Ze said calmly: "The children said you were cheating and urged me to come and take a look."

Gu Ye's breath was suffocated, "Who said that?" He looked at the roof of the car angrily, "You two, come down here and explain carefully, what is cheating? Do you two understand the meaning of this word?"

The two children floated in from the car window and looked at Gu Ye seriously, especially Lingling, who felt a little aggrieved and wanted to cry.

Gu Ye suddenly lost his temper and coaxed quickly: "Dad is not talking about you." Looking at Yeli again, the eldest son still had an expressionless face, his face was as cold as a coffin board, and his eyes were full of disgust. This scolding was in vain, and he wouldn't listen. Gu Ye was helpless and looked at Yu Ze dumbfounded, "This is what happened. Let me explain it to you."

Yu Ze said calmly: "No need to explain, I already know."

"No, what they said is very different from the truth."

At this time, Xie Cheng chased after him uneasily, knocked on the glass, and said to Yu Ze: "Brother Yu, don't blame him, he is also for the common people, and the princess likes good-looking ones. Isn't Gu Ye tall?" Is he a good face? Everyone took advantage of it and let him trick the princess here. Don’t worry, the princess is already cold and nothing happened to them. "

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye expressionlessly, "Really?"

Gu Ye felt tired, "It's a fart, it's getting darker and darker, okay?"

Xie said honestly: "Really nothing happened, I'm leaving."

Gu Ye had a cold face, very suspicious that Xie Cheng did it on purpose.

Xie Cheng ran as fast as he could.

Gu Ye calmed down and looked at Yu Ze who didn't seem to care at all. On the contrary, he became even more nervous. Yu Ze was very happy and angry. When he had a straight face, it was rare to see what he was thinking. Gu Ye He rushed over aggrievedly and hugged Yu Ze's neck, "You believe me."

Yu Ze put his face against Gu Ye's ear and whispered, "I'll listen to your explanation when I get home."

Only then did Gu Ye smile, "I'll tell them and I won't care about it from now on."

Gu Ye was taken home, and the rest of the matter was handed over to the police. Early the next morning, the princess, who still retained the appearance of a corpse, was sent to the museum by more than a dozen masters. When the museum staff saw the pair of fangs, where were they? Dare you accept it

"Will it be possible to fake the body at any time? This body is covered with charms and chains, so we don't dare to display it."

The staff who did not believe in the theory of corpse transformation before were also dumbfounded. After understanding the cause and effect of the whole incident, this group of people had their views refreshed. Especially Li Xuan and Ding Xiaoxiao, their faces were frightened when they saw the princess's appearance. Pale, let alone studying it.

Li Xuan bit the bullet and asked, "Are you all from Gu Ye's group? What on earth is going on?"

Xie Cheng smiled and said, "Explain it using scientific methods. We don't know either. We just learn what the master teaches us."

The bodies of the princess and Fu Yonggen were quickly sent for cremation, and the police also had clues. The three rich men all died of illness, and there was no curse at all. However, when the princess was at the third rich man's house, Fu Yonggen took a fancy to the princess' mummy and wanted to steal it during the chaos. Unexpectedly, after the third rich man died, the rich man's son didn't even have a funeral because he was so scared. The mummified body was donated to the museum.

The museum was even more tightly guarded than at home. Tominaga had no choice but to find a friend of the security captain, deliberately create an accident and save him. Then he chatted with a fellow villager and asked him to find a job for him, as a security guard or something. The other party found Lu Qiangjun, a friend of the museum, and introduced him as a security guard. Fuyonggen used the corpse exorcism technique to get rid of the princess.

This Tominagagen is not a good person either. He has killed people for sorcery before, and his master's death is also related to him. Because he was very slow in learning, everyone in his school looked down upon him. In addition, because of his master, Tominagagen was ostracized by the people in his school. He had to betray the school and work alone. He had always wanted to refine a zombie to prove himself, but he didn't expect to risk his own life.

The case of the princess walking out of the museum on her own was solved. This was the first time that so many masters were involved in a case. This case was also solved quite funny. It turned out that the princess fell in love with Gu Ye's beauty and was introduced into the circle. Everyone Eliminate her together.

When this was mentioned, everyone in the group laughed and cried. It turns out that it looks good and can be used in this way. So a group of teasers changed Gu Ye's name in the group to: Gu·Charmed Zombie Grandma·The Country and the City·Lanyan Great Disaster·Master Ye.

Gu Ye clutched his chest with heartache, his breathing was suffocated, but he still wanted to get rid of these bastards and return to the time when he was alone before.

Yu Ze pulled Gu Ye, who had rolled to the bedside, back into his arms. He looked at the chat history of people in the group that were constantly scrolling up on Gu Ye's phone. Yu Ze bit Gu Ye's red ear tip in dissatisfaction. , "Tell me, what is a boyfriend fan?"

Gu Ye blushed, "Do you believe their nonsense?"

"Ha!" Yu Ze sneered indifferently, "Now not only dead people want to rob me, but also men want to rob me."

Gu Ye stuffed his cell phone under his pillow, dumbfounded, "I promised not to be jealous."

Yu Ze pinched his chin and asked seriously: "Should you give me a title?"

Gu Ye was stunned, his neck turned red, "You... you lay down and let me sleep? What status will I give you?"

Yu Ze nodded, "Okay, I understand, I'll give it to you."

"No!" Only then did Gu Ye react. Yu Ze had more words waiting for him, "My dear, calm down!"

The author has something to say: Some readers said it was too depressing before. Please tone it down a bit in these two chapters. After that, ahem, I was holding back a lot. (well-behaved.jpg)

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