Even the Lame Got Tricked by Me Into Standing Up

Chapter 141: Gu Ye The walking god of death

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Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze's face and coaxed: "His village has been burning for more than two hundred years, and his precious bugs were burned to death. He was going crazy and asked me to give it to him. The bug is calling me, I’ll go take a look and I’ll be back in a few days.”

When Yu Ze thought of bugs, he frowned in disgust and his expression became distorted.

Gu Ye had never seen Yu Ze's handsome face make such a disgusting expression. Gu Ye was amused. No matter what he did, Yu Ze never disliked him, which almost made him forget that Yu Ze had mysophobia. When I came here for the first time, the house was bare, and even the clean sunlight could not see the dust. It turns out that Yu Ze's mysophobia is not cured, but I just don't dislike him anymore.

Gu Ye held Yu Ze's face, smiled and squeezed it, "My dear, aren't bugs particularly scary?"

Yu Ze said in disgust: "It's too dirty."

Gu Ye nodded and said seriously: "I also think it's too dirty, so nothing happened to Gou Qiaoqiao and me. If it had happened long ago, how could we wait until now? We have always disliked each other, and we have been since childhood. Enemies always quarrel when we meet. But we have been together since childhood, more like family than friends. His master loved me when he was alive. Can I not care about his troubles? "

Yu Ze still had a cold face and had no intention of letting him go.

Gu Ye said flatteringly: "I will accompany you after I finish my work. School is about to start. If my grades are good, I will definitely go to your company for an internship in the second half of the year. You can see me every day." Gu Ye took the initiative to kiss Yu Ze. He coaxed patiently, but when Yu Ze still looked unmoved, Gu Ye pursed his lips, pressed the other person's shoulders, and knocked him down directly, "Mr. Jealousy, do you think I can appreciate Gou Qiaoqiao's bad temper? "

Yu Ze looked at the person lying on top of him and said in a deep voice, "You teased him."

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "You have a good memory, don't you remember all this? I was bullying him, not teasing him."

Yu Ze raised his hand, hooked a button on Gu Ye's chest, and pulled him closer, looking deeply at the face close at hand, "Who else have you teased when I didn't know it? "

Gu Ye thought for a while, raised his hand and swore, "It's gone."

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows and asked dissatisfiedly: "Have you only teased Ge Qiaojun?"

Gu Ye realized that Yu Ze was even more jealous, and quickly shook his head and explained: "No, he is not the special one, so I don't look at him."

Yu Ze's face turned even colder, "Have you ever teased others?"

Gu Ye was heartbroken, he was just a handsome guy, what's wrong? When he sees a good-looking person, he just teases her with a few words of admiration, but he doesn’t do anything! He is also innocent!

"you… "

Seeing that Yu Ze still wanted to ask, Gu Ye lowered his head and kissed him, covering his mouth. After a long kiss, Gu Ye asked dissatisfiedly: "Do you dare to believe me? Do you want to ask again?"

Yu Ze licked the corners of his mouth, his eyes getting darker and darker, "Ask."

Gu Ye then kissed her again and blocked her mouth until she stopped asking.

As a result of such ignition, although the purpose of gagging was achieved, Gu Ye also suffered from backache and exhaustion. Gu Ye deeply felt how difficult his family Yu Ze was to coax. He would not eat anything soft or hard, and would not be moved no matter how much he coaxed him. Gu Ye secretly swore that he would never make Yu Ze angry in the future. This also made Gu Ye understand one thing. With Yu Ze's kind of mind, he usually listens to him and relies on him in everything. He is definitely willing to spoil him. No wonder others are so afraid of Yu Ze. He has another side, but he just doesn't show it in front of himself.

Suddenly, his heart felt a little sweet, like a spoonful of honey. As he slowly rubbed it away, Gu Ye's eyebrows gradually softened. When he saw the message from Yu Ze, he smiled in his eyes, but replied with great disgust: "Dad, I know. I’ll send you a message when the baby arrives. Don’t worry if you can’t lose it.”

Gu Ye was helpless. Did he really think he didn't know that the other party sent someone to protect him? Even though I knew he was safe, I still told him many times. I really treated him like a baby.

Xie Cheng slept all the way in the car and was still confused at this time. Hearing Gu Ye speak, he opened one eye and asked him: "Are you boarding the plane?"

Gu Ye grimaced, roughly grabbed Xie Cheng's collar, and dragged him away, "Get on the plane!"

He is completely different from when he was with Yu Ze!

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The Miao Village is not as mysterious as the legends say. The village where Qiao Qiaojun is located is not big, with only a few dozen families located at the foot of a mountain. Nowadays, many Miao people have been assimilated by the Han people and have intermarried with the Han people. Only a small number of them still retain their own traditions. They wear Miao clothing and live in villages. They live an isolated life, relying on the mountains to be brave and courageous. Hunting for a living. The Miao village where Qiao Qiaojun is located is a relatively traditional village. Even if the locals do not reject foreigners, they do not welcome them very much.

Gu Ye and He Cheng came to the entrance of Xiaozhai village and found a small teahouse where the proprietress in national costume was making tea.

Gu Ye asked Xie Cheng: "The tea here is very special. You can't drink it outside. Do you want to try it?"

Xie Cheng said cowardly: "I heard that everyone here knows how to cast poison. Is it safe?"

Gu Ye laughed, "This statement is just like foreigners saying that we all know Kung Fu. Just drink it, it'll be fine."

Gu Ye walked over, greeted the proprietress in authentic local language, and asked for a pot of tea.

The landlady looked at Gu Ye and asked in surprise: "Are you from the Miao ethnic group?"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I lived here for a while when I was a child and am very familiar with it. I'm here to see Ge Qiaojun."

The landlady brought the tea over and mentioned Qiao Qiaojun. She said regretfully, "You are looking for him to see a doctor, right? His house was burned down. I don't know where he has been in the past two days. You don't have to go into the mountains."

I don’t know if Qiao Qiaojun is an authentic Miao. He is also an orphan. He was picked up and adopted by his master when he was a child. He doesn’t know which tribe he belongs to. The master gave him a Miao name and entered the ancestral home of the Miao people. Because he learned medical skills from his master, he is a famous doctor in the nearby Miao village. Everyone respects him, but they do not allow him to participate in blind dates within the Miao people, so Qiao Qiaojun is still single. Of course, with his temperament, he wouldn't even go if invited.

Gu Ye smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, I know where he is. I lived in his house when I was a child."

When the proprietress heard this, she became much more enthusiastic. She heard Gu Ye said that she wanted to go into the mountains. Before leaving, she filled their water glasses with ginger tea and reminded them that it was cold in the mountains and they should drink some ginger tea to ward off the cold.

The two of them thanked the proprietress and walked around the side of the village until a branching path appeared in front of the mountain. Gu Ye pointed to the left and said: "Qiao Qiao's old village is on the left. He doesn't live with these villagers because he has to raise insects and study medicine, so he is somewhat far away from them. His village is halfway up the mountain here. Go up. If this side is burned down, Qiao Qiao must go over there." Gu Ye pointed to the path on the right, "Master Qiao Qiao and Master are buried here, there is a small bamboo house."

When Xie Cheng heard that it was very cold and lived in a bamboo house in the mountains, he worriedly asked: "Will we freeze to death if we go up there?"

"No." Gu Ye led the way, and Xie Cheng followed behind, wondering: "How do you know so much? When did you meet him?"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I've known you for a long time."

"Can your parents let you go out? I think your parents are very strict with you."

Gu Ye said disgustedly: "Why are you asking so much? You are not the eighth mother-in-law."

"Gu San'er, please have some conscience. I don't have a penny. I'm always here for you. If you still mock me when I ask you a question, I'm telling you, we will break up sooner or later."

"If we break up, we'll break up. If you're so vicious, let's see who will team up with you."

Xie Cheng was heartbroken. He didn't know how he became so unlucky. Not only are they poor, but they are also non-chiefs.

Finally, I climbed halfway up the mountain and saw a bamboo forest in the distance. This bamboo forest was different from the surrounding plants. It was obviously planted by people. Inside the bamboo, I could vaguely see a small house. Gu Ye took a deep breath and shouted: "Gou Qiaoqiao, daddy is here! Dad is here to see you!"

The corner of Xie Cheng's mouth twitched. He didn't know how the other party maintained the friendship with Gu Ye. Such a friend should be killed as soon as possible.

From a distance, I saw a thin and tall man walking out of the bamboo forest. When I got closer, I saw the indistinguishable androgynous face of Qiao Qiaojun, looking at Gu Ye with a look of disgust, the same as the last time they met. She looks like that, with a small braid on the back of her head and good skin like a girl.

Xie Cheng finally understood the reason why the two of them could maintain their friendship. Gu Ye, a handsome guy, must have been stalking her because she thought he was good-looking and couldn't even drive her away.

Gu Ye shouted happily: "Gou Qiaoqiao, do you miss daddy?"

Hearing that he was so poor, Qiao Qiaojun took a step back with disgust, stood at a slightly higher place, and looked down at Gu Ye. After Gu Ye understood what he meant, he said angrily: "Qiao Qiao, you are so useless. Oh, you despise my height again!"

In fact, he is not short now, but compared to his height of over 1.8 meters in the previous life, he is now a little shorter, five centimeters shorter than Qiao Qiaojun. This is indeed something that cannot be made up for by hard work. However, seeing Qiao Qiaojun's face, Gu Ye felt relieved. It seemed that the burning of the village was just an unintentional disaster on his part. "As long as everything is fine, dad thought you had offended someone with your vicious mouth and someone was going to kill you."

At the mention of this, Qiao Qiaojun became angry, "Let me know who burned it, and I'll kill him!" He took the two of them into the house, and poured hot water on them while cursing. Although he disliked Gu Ye, he was still worried that they would be cold on the road, so he asked them to drink some water to warm themselves up first.

This hut is not as ventilated as expected. There is a layer of partitions sandwiched between the bamboos, which not only isolates the wind but also keeps warmth. Moreover, Qiao Qiaojun was similar to Gu Ye and could not aggrieve himself. Even though he lived in a bamboo house, he installed his own generator, air conditioner, and all living facilities, making his life more comfortable than the people down the mountain.

The two of them warmed up in a short while. Xie Cheng drank water and said, "Burning down your house is no longer a trivial matter. Have you called the police?"

When talking to Xie Cheng, Qiao Qiaojun was not as casual as he was when facing Gu Ye, nor was he sarcastic. He seemed a little distant, "This is not a city, there are few people nearby, and there are no cameras. It will take more than an hour for the police to get here. "It's useless to call the police, there are no clues, and we can't find out."

Before he came, Gu Ye told Xie Cheng that Qiao Qiaojun was an arrogant person. He rarely met strangers and didn't like to talk to strangers. His personality was relatively withdrawn. In fact, he had a good heart, but his personality was too bad and his mouth was poisonous. If He said the wrong thing, tell him not to care. Xie Cheng already knew who he was and didn't care about his alienation. "Then look after Gu Ye. Use all your skills to find the murderer."

Qiao Qiaojun said with a cold face: "You summon their souls, I will make that idiot pay for it with his life!"

Gu Ye said in embarrassment: "I really can't summon the souls of insects."

Qiao Qiaojun said disgustedly: "You trash!"

Gu Ye: "... Can you be reasonable? How can anyone summon the souls of insects?"

Qiao Qiaojun said angrily: "I don't care, you can get it out for me."

"I can not do it!"

"waste!"

"I… "

"waste!"

Gu Ye took a deep breath, "If you keep telling me I'm leaving!"

"Hmph!" Qiao Qiaojun stopped talking and snorted arrogantly. He glanced at Gu Ye with disgust. His face was filled with the look of waste like you, who can't even summon the souls of insects.

Gu Ye said helplessly: "Let's clean up your place first and see if there are any clues. Then we will build you a new house and ask people in the village to help. Can I build it for you? Dad is rich and he will help you raise it. Lots and lots of bugs.”

Qiao Qiaojun looked at him coldly, "I want to poison you to death."

"No!" Gu Ye stopped teasing him, "Let's stop making trouble. I'll go burn incense sticks for my aunt first."

The aunt Gu Ye mentioned was Gong Qiaojun's master. Gu Ye still can't understand the relationship between his aunt and his master. When he was young, he even thought that his aunt was his master's wife, but later he found out that she was not. The two of them seemed to have that intention, but they never broke through the window paper. They never said it out until the two old people passed away.

His master was two years older than his aunt. After his master passed away, his aunt who was in good health also fell ill and passed away within two years. He and Qiao Qiao took care of the funeral arrangements. At that time, he was considering whether to have their graves next to each other, but Qiao Qiaojun said that his aunt left a last word when she died and did not want to be buried with his master. Gu Ye didn't understand why. It's not easy for them as juniors to inquire about adults' affairs. In short, when Gu Ye was a child, the person who gave him some maternal love was his aunt.

My aunt was buried behind the house, with only a small grave, a simple tombstone, and not even a photo. Gu Ye respectfully lit the incense, then knelt down, kowtowed to his aunt, and said with a smile: "Aunt, I'm back, I came to see you, Qiao Qiao recognized me at a glance, you should do the same Come out. Auntie, I want to eat the chicken meatball soup you made, but it’s a pity that I can’t eat it.”

After a few words with his aunt, Gu Ye stood up and said with a smile: "I'm going to build a house for Qiao Qiao. When I leave, I want to ask you for a piece of shrine. I want to place it in my home."

The green smoke lingered around Gu Ye for a long time before floating into the air, like the attachment and reluctance of the deceased to the widow. Gu Ye raised his hand, grabbed a handful of the green smoke, looked at the empty palm, and smiled. , Sure enough, I couldn’t catch anything.

After offering incense to his aunt, Gu Ye called Qiao Qiaojun to reconcile: "Let's go and have a look at the village."

Qiao Qiaojun took the key and shouted at the door: "Gu Ye! Gu Ye!"

Gu Ye agreed: "Here you are, are you blind?"

Qiao Qiaojun looked at him with disgust and shouted into the room again: "Gu Ye! Gu Ye! Gu Goudan'er!"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched: "You are crazy!"

At this time, he heard a "meow" and a meow from the basket beside the bed. Gu Ye walked over and saw a half-sized orange-yellow cat crawling out of the basket. The legs were short, not too short. Much longer than lipstick. When he ran, he was rolling like a ball of hair, and his legs were almost invisible. Qiao Qiaojun squatted down, picked up the cat, and introduced it with a cold face, "I forgot to introduce you. This kitten's big name is Gu Ye, and its nickname is Gu Goudan'er. It's male. It was castrated a week ago. No balls."

"...I'll fucking strangle you to death!"

Gu Ye couldn't bear it anymore, so he rushed up and grabbed Qiao Jun's neck, pressed him against the door panel and beat him, "Change the name! If you don't change the name, next year will be your memorial day!"

Seeing that its owner had been beaten, Qiao Qiaojun's cat raised its paws in displeasure and tried to hit Gu Ye. However, because its legs were too short, Gu Ye's face was so close that it couldn't reach it, so it missed the target.

Gu Ye, who was originally very angry, was amused by this action, "What kind of cat is this?"

Qiao Qiaojun pursed his lips and wanted to laugh, "Short-footed cat."

"Tell me, do you have a crush on me? If you don't have a crush on me, why did you name your cat such a name?"

Qiao Qiaojun was so disgusted with it, "Don't be disgusted with me. When I came back from your place last time, I passed by a pet store and I bought it because it had short legs."

After all, it's because of my short legs.

Gu Ye was so angry that he said, "I will get a dog when I get back and name it Qiao Qiao."

Qiao Qiaojun said nonchalantly: "You can do whatever you want."

Gu Ye thought about it and realized that he really couldn't call him Qiao Qiao. Their family, Yu Ze, would be jealous.

Qiao Qiaojun put the cat down, rubbed its head, and locked the door. After the accident, he installed cameras around him, fearing that someone would set fire to his village again or steal his cat.

Xie Cheng couldn't stop laughing, "Oh my god, this cat's name is Gu Ye! Your village was burned down, but Gu Ye is fine, so lucky!"

Jun Qiao said proudly: "I took him to be neutered last week, but he was not at home."

Gu Ye couldn't help but pinched Qiao Qiaojun's neck again and beat him up, "You bitch! I'll go back and raise a corgi! Call him Qiao Niu'er!"

After hearing this nickname for a long time, Qiao Qiaojun changed his face and punched Gu Ye. Xie Cheng secretly filmed it and kept it to threaten Gu Ye later. If he bullied him again, he would pass it on to Yu Ze.

——

After walking for more than 20 minutes, we finally reached the burned-out village. It turned out to be a two-story bamboo building, but now it has become a ruin. Jun Qiao's face was cold, and he didn't say anything. His eyes were full of distress. There were too many memories and memories in them, and they were all gone at once. He really wanted to kill the person who set the fire, but he didn't follow. Gu Ye joked.

Gu Ye comforted: "Let's build again. If the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come. Maybe there's a certain destiny. Maybe my aunt thinks you're too lonely guarding this place, so she wants to burn it down and let me come back to see it." Look at you."

Jun Qiao said with a cold face, "No matter what, if my village is burned down anyway, I will find him and kill him. You call the ghosts nearby at night and ask who saw it."

"No problem, as long as it's not about summoning souls for insects, we can discuss it." Gu Ye patted his chest, "Don't worry, I'll leave this matter to my brother. We'll go down the mountain in a while and find some villagers to help us clean up this place. Let’s restore it. I’ll pay for it and then build you a house to raise insects.”

Qiao Qiaojun's face improved a lot, "I don't need your money, I have it myself."

Only then did Xie Cheng realize that the two people said they disliked each other, but in fact they regarded each other as family members. Gu Ye's tone was almost the same when he coaxed Gu Yang. Xie Cheng was very puzzled. Gu Ye was obviously much younger than Qiao Qiaojun, but Qiao Qiaojun seemed to be several years younger in front of Gu Ye. He had a venomous tongue and cold and arrogant look, and he was as childish as a child in front of Gu Ye. They both When did they meet

Fortunately, Gu Ye used the local language when talking to the roadside proprietress, and Xie Cheng couldn't understand it, otherwise Xie Cheng would also be suspicious of his identity.

The three people went down the mountain, found the villagers in the village, and asked them to help clean up the ruins. Fortunately, Qiao Qiaojun has a good reputation here and often treats villagers for free. The villagers say they don't need any money and come to help.

About half an hour later, the remaining bamboo walls were demolished. The villagers found a place, dug a big pit, and threw all the waste bamboo in, letting it rot naturally. Then the villagers began to clean up the things in the house. It was all burned out and there was nothing usable. Gu Ye and the others also helped.

While cleaning, someone suddenly shouted: "Oh my God, what is this?"

"Someone! Someone burned to death here!"

The villagers were so frightened that they fled in all directions. The expressions of Gu Ye and Qiao Qiaojun changed instantly. Gu Ye's heart dropped. Come again? !

Xie Cheng couldn't understand what they were shouting and asked anxiously: "What's wrong? What happened inside?"

Gu Ye and Qiao Qiaojun walked over there and explained: "The villagers said there were corpses inside."

"Fuck! You can't do that?!" Xie Cheng also scratched his head, "I'm so poisonous!"

The three people walked over and took a look and saw that the body had been burned. The man and the woman didn't know whether it was burned to death while alive or dumped here after death. In short, the person who killed this man must be the murderer who set the fire.

For this reason, he had no choice but to call the police. Gu Ye said tiredly: "Qiao Qiao, did this person offend you and you killed him and silenced him?"

Qiao Qiaojun said angrily: "If I want to kill him, I won't let him die here. I will let him die thousands of miles away without any bones left."

Gu Ye slapped Qiao Qiaojun, and said with a cold face: "Your idea is too extreme!"

Qiao Qiaojun snorted coldly, still angry.

After more than an hour, the police arrived in the mountains, inspected the scene, and took the body back for autopsy. Qiao Qiaojun took his cat to a big city for sterilization a few days ago. He was not in the village, and his ticket could be checked, so there was no suspicion.

The police were also worried. There were only dozens of households around here, and no one was missing from each household. They knew they were not from the village. Where did the murderer start to be found

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