Even the Lame Got Tricked by Me Into Standing Up

Chapter 20: If I get pushed into a corner, I'll summon spirits

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When Zhao Pengyu saw Gu Sen's expression, he stopped pretending, took off his sunglasses and got out of the car. Looking at Gu Sen and Gu Ye's somewhat similar eyebrows and eyes, he suddenly became obedient and said, "You are Gu Ye's brother, right? I am Gu Ye's classmate, and I came to play with him. Brother, is Gu Ye at home?"

Gu Sen looked at him, and Zhao Pengyu felt very nervous. He inexplicably felt like he was a bad boy who was leading the younger brother to do bad things.

Gu Sen was too lazy to argue with a kid, "It's Gu Ye's home, but there's no master there."

"Hehe, I'm just joking. Gu Ye's nickname is Master Gu." Zhao Pengyu smiled awkwardly and thought that he would have to find an excuse to call Gu Ye out next time, as his family seemed to not like him doing this.

Gu Sen looked at him again and saw that he really didn't look like a bad boy, so he asked the security guard to deliver the letter to Gu Ye.

After calling Gu Ye out, Zhao Pengyu complained with a look of fear on his face, "Your elder brother is so scary. I seem like some unreliable rich second generation."

Gu Ye looked at the sports car he drove, and said solemnly with his chin lowered, "You don't look like a rich second-generation, you look like a gigolo kept by some rich woman.

"Come on! You feel uncomfortable if I don't bully you for a day!" Zhao Pengyu opened the car door and pushed Gu Ye in. "I'll sell you off one day!"

Gu Ye lazily leaned back in his chair, speaking in a slow tone like reading a text, without any emotion, but sounding particularly infuriating, "Ah, help, kidnapping, trafficking, this thug beat me so hard that I have comminuted fractures all over my body..."

Zhao Pengyu's mouth twitched, "Dad, shut up!"

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Okay~ Big son, smash it!"

Zhao Pengyu just wanted to beat him up. What on earth maintained their friendship? He wanted to strangle him to death every minute!

Seeing that it was Zhao Pengyu driving, Gu Ye asked worriedly, "Do you have a driver's license?"

Zhao Pengyu said proudly: "Of course, I took the exam when I turned 18."

Gu Ye counted on his fingers and figured out that nothing would happen to them today, so he said, "Okay, you go ahead."

Zhao Pengyu was depressed. What kind of experience is it to have a friend who can tell fortunes

After arriving at the Zhao family, Zhao Pengyu's parents entertained Gu Ye very warmly. They laid out several plates of fruits and snacks. It didn't look like they invited him to check the feng shui, but just found an excuse to invite him to be their guest.

Gu Ye said embarrassedly: "Let's take a look at Feng Shui first."

"Look," Mr. Zhao stood up, "Uncle will take you to see it. Ask your aunt to prepare lunch for today. Pengyu will go with you and entertain your friend well."

Zhao Pengyu inexplicably felt that Gu Ye was his biological son. He was given to him by his parents as a gift when they topped up their phone bill during an event at the telecommunications company.

Gu Ye took a quick tour of the Zhao family's home and said with a smile, "When this villa was built, it must have been looked at by a capable Feng Shui master. I have nothing to change, but there is one thing for Mr. Zhao's reference. Feng Shui believes that it is auspicious to have a tree in the northwest of the villa. Trees represent the beginning of all things, but the tree cannot be taller than the villa. If the tree is taller than the villa, the boys in the family are prone to accidents. The tree should have been very short when it was planted, but now it is taller than the villa."

Zhao Zhifeng recalled that this was indeed the case. When the villa was built, his father-in-law asked someone to look at it. The Feng Shui master also said that the tree should not be too tall. So many years have passed, and he didn't really believe it before, so he forgot about it. Now that Gu Ye mentioned it, Zhao Zhifeng remembered it and immediately associated it with Zhao Pengyu's accident this time. He also became suspicious, wondering if the child was in trouble because of this tree.

The father made up his mind and told the housekeeper: "Find someone to dig up this tree and plant a smaller one."

Gu Ye chuckled, "Don't worry, just change one when you have time, there's nothing else to worry about. You and Auntie often do good deeds, you are both blessed people. Sometimes it's better to believe in yourself than in fate. People who often do good deeds will never have a bad fate."

"Okay, okay, uncle has made a note of it." Zhao Zhifeng happily took out a bank card that he had prepared in advance from his pocket. "This one million is for Feng Shui. I feel relieved after you read it. I asked around, and you have a rule in this business. It is said that you will not refuse to pay unless the owner's family is about to be destroyed or his fate is about to end. I don't know either, but I won't give you more anyway, it's the market price."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes. This was the market price that only a first-class master could get, but there was a reason for this.

The fortune teller has three rules: more for the rich and less for the poor, but you have to give nothing.

There are three special circumstances where money will not be accepted: money will not be accepted from those who have died, which is what people call not accepting money from the dead. Money will not be accepted from those who are facing a disaster, because even if you tell them, they will still die. Money will not be accepted from those who will never have good luck again, because they will soon decline and accepting money from them will damage your own virtue.

However, Gu Yeye was not very rule-abiding. He acted more based on his mood. He would collect the money if they were willing to do so and not collect it if they were not willing to do so. He would donate several million dollars to charity organizations if he made money. He would make up for the debt he owed to God by leaking the secret with his merits.

Having said that, Gu Ye did not refuse and took it and said with a smile: "Thank you, Uncle Zhao."

Gu Ye had no choice but to stay at Zhao Pengyu's house for lunch. It was obvious that the couple didn't want to owe others a favor. They saved Zhao Pengyu without asking for money, which made them feel uneasy. If they didn't eat this meal, they didn't know how to repay him in the future. So Gu Ye was full during this meal.

Zhao Pengyu was jealous and said, "I suspect that you are my mother's biological son."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and said, "Don't worry, I will give you extra lessons later. When your grades improve, Auntie will treat me better."

Zhao Pengyu was speechless. He thought Gu Ye would say that his mother liked him, but he didn't expect that she liked Gu Ye more. This unconventional move made him want to shout: Who will take this goblin away!

After sending Gu Ye home, Zhao Pengyu was about to leave when Gu Ye opened his car door and pressed Zhao Pengyu's shoulder with a serious face, "Brother, don't go. My eldest brother and second brother are back and gave me a lot of gifts. I can't use them, so I'll give you one."

Zhao Pengyu still felt embarrassed, but Gu Ye actually found his conscience and gave him a gift.

Soon, two servants came out with a box and put it on Zhao Pengyu's car. "Master Zhao, my Third Young Master told you to go home and unpack it."

When Zhao Pengyu saw how big and heavy the box was, he happily hummed a little tune and went back home, thinking that there must be a lot of good things inside. After returning home, Zhao Pengyu couldn't wait to open it and saw "Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry and Biology Exam Questions", and then "Five Years of College Entrance Examination and Three Years of Simulation". There was no need to read the rest, it was all this. Zhao Pengyu's face turned green with anger, "If I let Gu Ye trick me again, I'll swallow shit and commit suicide!"

Mother Zhao was about to go to the company. When she heard her son shouting like that, she stood at the door in shock and asked in disgust, "Are you disgusting? How do you want to die?"

Zhao Pengyu collapsed and covered his face, feeling hopeless.

Gu Ye went home and took a nap in the afternoon. When he woke up in the evening, Gu Sen was sitting at the bar, looking at the college entrance examination application form he brought back.

Gu Ye went over and poured himself a glass of ice water. As he was drinking, Gu Sen suddenly asked, "I heard that you've been doing fortune-telling lately."

Gu Ye felt that the tone was not right, so he took a sip of water and responded obediently: "Well, I just did it casually, just for fun. My duty is to study hard."

He didn't look like a middle school student. Gu Sen's expression eased slightly. "What do you think about the university you applied for?"

Gu Ye found a stool and sat down, very obediently, "Just in the imperial capital."

Gu Sen frowned, "There are better educational resources abroad."

Gu Ye took a bite of the ice, chewing it until it was crunchy, "No."

"reason."

"I can't get used to the food there."

Gu Sen looked at Gu Ye's serious expression and almost laughed out of anger. What a ridiculous reason this was, yet it actually made so much sense.

"I can buy you a house and hire a Chinese housekeeper. If you want, you can have a nanny at home." Gu Sen felt that Gu Ye was still young and could not plan for his future, so he tried to reason with him.

Gu Ye shook his head and said seriously, "Brother, it's good in the capital. I can go home four times a month. If there are five Sundays in a month, I can come back five times!" Gu Ye held up five fingers seriously, stating the facts and presenting evidence, "I can come back to see my old father, eat the beef noodles made by my mother, see my mentally retarded brother, and have someone to help me wash my clothes. When I leave, I can take away a lot of snacks, which saves a lot of money."

Gu Sen's head was buzzing. He looked at Gu Ye's chattering. It sounded reasonable at first, but it was all nonsense. He just felt a headache. Brother Gu took a deep breath and calmed himself down. "You can go to study abroad with me. I will try my best to satisfy you. If it doesn't work, you can live with me."

Gu Ye was not in a hurry, and slowly said the biggest reason why he didn't go: "Brother, I will miss home and my parents."

Gu Sen was speechless and couldn't coax him any further!

"How old are you? Are you still looking for your parents?"

Gu Ye put down the water cup, and quietly moved out of the bar area, looking at his elder brother's angry expression, "I can't help it, I'm still young." After saying that, he raised his long legs, and whoosh! He disappeared.

Gu Sen held his forehead with his hand. He understood why the old man in his family didn't want to talk about life with the third son himself, so he sent him to do it. Now he just felt a headache.

Gu Lin stood at the handrail on the second floor, watching the excitement with his chin hanging down, and couldn't help laughing, "Dad is afraid that he will be punished by God for doing too many fortune-tellings, so he wants you to take him abroad, but now the third child is obviously unwilling, can you still kidnap him?"

Gu Sen thought about the old man's temper and thought it was possible.

Gu Lin said with a smile: "If you embarrass him, aren't you afraid that he will summon our mother's spirit?"

Gu Sen: “…”

After Gu Ye returned to the room, he took out the extra application form that Teacher Yu had given him, and quickly wrote down three choices: The best university in the capital! The best university in the capital! The best university in the capital!

After writing it, Gu Ye still felt unsafe. A strong man like his father might tamper with his application, or tie him up and put him on the plane. Now the eldest brother has united with the old man, and the second brother is still unclear which camp he belongs to. Who can we rely on in this family... Gu Ye rolled his eyes and found a way!

Gu Ye hid the application form and went downstairs secretly. There were only three words in his mind: Hehehehe.

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At this time, Zhao Pengyu was at home, and Zhao's mother asked her friend, "That young master is back. Hasn't your family been in trouble recently? You also said that he is particularly evil. Why don't we ask him to take a look?"

Mrs. Zhao did not expect that her recommendation would once again uncover the dark side of human nature and save her friend's family of four.