Even the Lame Got Tricked by Me Into Standing Up

Chapter 27: The battle for the bride

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The new ghost was undoubtedly the woman's son, Liu Chao as mentioned by the aunties. Gu Ye chased him to the hillside behind the village and said, "Liu Chao, come out by yourself. Don't you just want to find your wife? I can help you."

The surroundings were quiet, and there was no intention of any ghosts to come out. Gu Ye smiled and said, "If you don't come out, your wife's worship will be over. In half an hour, no one can help you."

"Who are you? Can you see me?" The ghost finally floated out from its hiding place and looked at Gu Ye warily.

"I'm Gu Ye, the Gu Ye in front of your house." Gu Ye looked at him. Liu Chao's eyes had already turned red, and the black ghost energy on his body was too strong to be a normal new ghost. He was about to turn evil and become a fierce ghost. Gu Ye calculated the future. Once Liu Chao turned evil, many innocent people would die. However, his wife was more vicious than him. She was an invisible boss.

Liu Chao looked at Gu Ye and asked, "Are you the fortune teller Gu Ye?"

Gu Ye said solemnly: "The Gu Ye you are talking about should be my senior brother. I am also Gu Ye."

Liu Chao was a little confused.

Gu Ye smiled and said, "My senior brother said, let's find a junior brother named Gu Ye, and then find a disciple named Gu Ye. If anyone messes with us in the future, it will be like he messed with Gu Ye's nest, and Grandpa Gu will jump around everywhere."

Liu Chao finally showed some joy on his face. "I heard from my family that Gu Ye is very powerful. Gu Ye is a little god!"

Gu Ye squinted his eyes and saw that the black energy above his head did not become stronger, so he felt relieved, "I know, I can help you."

Liu Chao said excitedly: "I can repay you by working like a cow or a horse. I can be your ghost servant. I will do anything you ask me to do. Cuicui is very timid. She must be very scared now. I want to save her."

Gu Ye wondered, "Can love make people so crazy?"

Liu Chao said firmly: "Yes."

Gu Ye understood that love is something that can turn ghosts into idiots.

"Okay, give me her birth date."

Liu Chao thought about it and was a little embarrassed. "I don't know the details. She was born in the Year of the Rabbit and on the third day of July, so she should have been born at noon. She said that people say people born at noon are brave, but she is very timid."

Gu Ye counted backwards on the perpetual calendar and said, "It's enough to know roughly. Do you have her things? Hurry, time is running out."

"I have it at home!"

Gu Ye ran home. Liu Chao was a newbie who hadn't learned how to float faster yet, and he couldn't catch up with Gu Ye. Gu Ye made a gesture with his fingers in disdain, and a golden thread was tied to Liu Chao's body, pulling him along like a kite, and he ran to Liu Chao's house in two minutes.

At this time, the Liu family's mourning hall was still there. Liu Chao's body had been buried and would be cremated tomorrow. There was also a phoenix coffin next to it, which was obviously prepared for Li Cui. Unfortunately, it was empty now. Liu Chao's mother sat next to the coffin, her tears seemed to have dried up, she sat there motionless, staring straight at her son's portrait, her eyes were dull, as if she had lost the purpose of living.

Liu Chao cried out in pain: "Mom!"

His mother didn't respond. Liu Chao wanted to scream, but Gu Ye tightened the string in his hand and pulled him to his side. "Don't scream. She can't hear you."

Seeing the stranger Gu Ye, the villagers who were helping came over and asked, "Who are you?"

Gu Ye didn't have time to explain to the villagers and went straight to the point: "I am Gu Ye's junior from next door. I just saw Liu Chao and I have a few words to say to Liu Chao's parents."

The villagers immediately felt a chill. Gu Ye was well-known in their town. He was good at fortune-telling, feng shui, and choosing graves. He had solved many problems for the villagers. This young man didn't look like he was lying. If he was really his junior brother, it wouldn't be surprising for him to see ghosts.

Unexpectedly, just as Gu Ye finished speaking, the woman who had been sitting in front of the coffin in a daze suddenly came alive and rushed out of the house like crazy. She grabbed Gu Ye's shoulders with both hands and asked with red eyes: "My son is back? Have you seen my son? What did my son say? Is he unwilling to give up?"

"Yes," Gu Ye felt pain in his shoulder from being grabbed, and pinched the acupuncture points on the aunt's wrist with both hands to relieve her strength, and comforted her: "I will help him to snatch a wife, aunt, you have to help me."

"Help! I will definitely help!" Aunt Liu pulled Gu Ye into the house, "Young Master, tell me, what can I do?"

Gu Ye sighed again. Should we say that the people are simple and honest, or that parents are pitiful? Being a mother is painful. Even if there is a glimmer of hope, she can fight for her son. She believes what he said to her, a stranger.

"Your son said that there are things in his room that Li Cui used, and I want to use them now."

Aunt Liu went to look for it quickly and actually found it.

Liu Chao's father came back from work outside, looking haggard. He also had a scruffy beard, having not shaved for two days, and his temples were all gray. After listening to Liu Chao's mother's explanation, the uncle just thought for a moment and said, "Okay, let's do whatever the young master says, just to seek peace of mind."

"Don't worry, I'll have them send your daughter-in-law back." Gu Ye closed the door, drew a soul-binding array next to the coffin, placed the girl's belongings on it, and wrote her birth date on paper with a cinnabar pen. Gu Ye never took the usual path. When others asked for souls, he would directly bind souls. They would come whether they came or not.

A green light quietly lit up in the magic circle. After the ghost fire struggled for a while, a ghost bride wearing a red dowry quietly appeared in the magic circle!

Liu Chao, who was standing behind Gu Ye, rushed over in surprise. At this moment, the ghost bride raised her head, her eyes were red, and she stared at everyone in front of her with resentment. Her wedding dress was as red as if stained with blood. Especially after seeing Liu Chao's portrait, a layer of blood-colored mist filled the surroundings, and Liu Chao was bounced out in an instant!

"Cuicui!" Liu Chao looked at the ferocious female ghost in shock, "Is it Cuicui? Cuicui, how did you become like this?" Seeing his lover, Liu Chao crawled forward two steps regardless of the danger, and shouted again with heartache: "Cuicui, I am Liu Chao, Cuicui, look at me!"

Hearing Liu Chao's call, the ghost bride slowly turned her head. Her red eyes froze for a moment after she saw that it was Liu Chao. Then she rushed over like a red arrow, hugged Liu Chao and cried, "Liu Chao!"

Gu Ye watched the thick blood mist on the girl gradually fade away, and the black aura on Liu Chao also faded, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief. Liu Chao was full of resentment, and he wanted but could not get what he wanted. He needed more stimulation to turn evil. This girl was sold to a stranger by her biological father, and her resentment was heavier than Liu Chao's. Her temperament had changed drastically, and she had the intention to kill. Once she killed someone and stained her blood, she would be crazier than Liu Chao.

But I still have to complain that love actually has such magical power, it's really scary!

A couple who had finally reunited hugged each other and acted out a life-and-death love story. They were about to burst into tears, but Gu Ye interrupted them, "Don't cry yet. Wait a minute if you want to cry. Come on, groom, worship the heaven and earth first. We will grab the bride tonight, and go to worship your mother-in-law and father-in-law tomorrow."

Liu Chao's parents couldn't see souls. When they heard Gu Ye's words, they looked at the soul-binding formation. Liu Chao's mother asked cautiously, "My son is back? He's back?"

Gu Ye sighed, thinking that since it has come to this, let the two poor old people feel comforted. He drew two strokes in the air with the cinnabar pen, "Heavenly Eye, open!"

Liu Chao's parents looked at the scene in disbelief. The old couple were so excited that they wanted to pounce on their son, but Gu Ye stopped them with one hand each and pulled them to sit on a chair. "Calm down! We are trying to rob the bride, understand? If we don't worship the heaven and earth, they will bind Li Cui's soul."

The family of four didn't dare to cry anymore and listened obediently to Gu Ye's arrangements.

"Pray to the heavens, the earth, and your parents, and thank me for being the matchmaker. Then it's done. Kowtow to your parents." Gu Ye wrote the birth dates of the two people together, burned the talisman paper, and advised: "Now that the resentment is gone, go and reincarnate. I will marry you for three lifetimes."

After worshipping heaven and earth, the family that bought Li Cui was dumbfounded. The gentleman who presided over the matter had placed the birth dates of Li Cui and a man named Xiang Lei together, and put incense sticks on them, but they couldn't light them. The gentleman looked at Li Cui's spirit tablet in confusion, and suddenly found a red line on the spirit tablet, "Eh? That's not right, this girl is engaged, this marriage can't be completed."

"What engagement?" A chubby woman in her fifties, wearing a gold necklace, gold earrings, and gold bracelets, who looked like a nouveau riche, came over anxiously and asked, "We found out that this girl is having an affair with someone and is not engaged. If we hadn't gone to buy her in the middle of the night, we wouldn't have been able to get her."

The gentleman looked at it again and said with certainty, "It's not my eyes that are blurring out. This is an engagement. A woman cannot marry two husbands. If the other party doesn't cancel it, this party can't do it."

The woman was furious, "What's going on at home? They're trying to cheat me out of money! No, this marriage must go through!" She rubbed her legs, pulled her husband in panic, and asked in a low voice, "Does this husband think the money is not enough? Give him another red envelope. I'm afraid this marriage won't go through, and that unfilial son will come to beat me in my dreams again."

She had been dreaming about this for several days. Her son said that he was too bored being alone underground and wanted a wife. He even beat her up in his dreams. She asked someone to burn a paper wife for him, but he refused and kept looking for her in her dreams. It was not easy to meet a suitable girl, and this must be done.

At this time, no one noticed that a dark shadow lying on the roof glared at the spirit tablet angrily, then turned and flew towards Da Liu Village.

Gu Ye had other plans for the second half of the night. It was just past ten o'clock now, and he was about to take a rest and get up at eleven o'clock. Unexpectedly, as soon as he lay down on the roof, a gloomy ghostly aura passed by. He had been traveling for more than a day and was tired. He hesitated to go out and take a look, and his mouth pursed with anger.

A ferocious-looking middle-aged ghost kicked Liu Chao, the new ghost, away viciously, and grabbed Li Cui's neck and dragged her out like a dead dog, without any mercy. After all, Liu Chao had just died, and he had never done anything bad in his life. He only had resentment, not evil spirits. He got up and rushed forward regardless of the pain, but he was no match for the old ghost. He was grabbed by the hair and pressed to the ground, and his soul had become transparent.

When Li Cuicui saw her lover being beaten like this, the evil spirit that had almost disappeared from her body gathered again, and blood mist filled the air. Her eyes turned blood red, "Why, are you all forcing me? Why won't you let us go?"

Seeing that Li Cui's evil spirit was getting stronger and stronger, Liu Chao shouted worriedly: "Cuicui! If you lose your mind, you won't be able to reincarnate!"

"If I can't be with you, why should I be reborn? Why should I reincarnate? What kind of person should I be?" Li Cuicui grabbed Xiang Lei's wrist and her body floated up. The strong murderous aura stirred up a gust of cold wind, which made the blood-red wedding dress rustle.

"Oh? You bitch, you still dare to resist me!" Xiang Lei said viciously: "I will eat him and make sure he will never be reborn!"

Seeing this, Gu Ye picked up a brick from the ground, rushed over and slammed it on the other person's forehead, angrily, "Aren't you afraid of breaking your teeth! Eat! If you don't open your mouth soon, I'll kill you!"

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