Xiang Lei was a wicked person when he was alive. He was sentenced to death because of extremely bad circumstances such as rape and murder. After death, he is not a thing. In the past few years, he has bullied the lonely ghosts around him and even eaten ghosts. That's why his spiritual power is so strong.
The beautiful daughter-in-law whom I finally got my hands on almost reached my mouth and flew away. Xiang Lei came to rob her in anger. Regardless of whether she was engaged or not, he took his fancy and took her away. Growing up, everything he wanted was given to him by his family, and there was nothing he couldn't get. Xiang Lei was used to being domineering.
However, he never expected that there was someone more ferocious than him!
Xiang Lei was hit by the brick and took several steps back. He had no choice but to let go of the bride in his hand and looked at Gu Ye fearfully. At this look, he was stunned.
The young man in front of me is young, with red lips, white teeth, and is pretty and delicate. Now because of anger, his face is slightly red, and his fair skin can be broken. He looks even more beautiful than the bride. Xiang Lei was originally a bastard who didn't remember his master. When he saw Gu Ye, he immediately became lustful. He pointed at Gu Ye's nose and said excitedly: "If she doesn't marry, you marry her!"
Gu Ye laughed angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm afraid you don't want to lose your soul!"
Just now Gu Ye just wanted to beat him up without even using a charm. Xiang Lei didn't know that he had completely pissed off Gu Ye. He just looked at Gu Ye. He had a beautiful face and a good-looking figure. The more he looked at him, the more satisfied he became. "Don't think You can resist me after learning a little Taoism. When I am alive, no one dares to mess with you. I have eaten several Taoist priests like you!"
"Ha!" Gu Ye sneered, took out the cinnabar pen from his pocket, and drew a few times on the tiles. The golden aura instantly spread all over the tiles. Gu Ye weighed the weight in his hand and felt that he could take advantage of it. Without saying a word, he rushed forward and slapped it directly in the face.
When Xiang Lei saw the golden light emitting from the bricks, he was a little afraid. This golden light was formed by the power of merit. Even ghosts were afraid of such a holy thing. Xiang Lei subconsciously raised his arm to block it. Unexpectedly, Gu Ye The brick was like a sacred weapon used to ward off demons, and his arm was like a crab leg blocking a car, being smashed to pieces. The golden light passed through his arm and spread all over his body, causing his soul to tremble and Xiang Lei screamed "Ahhh" in pain, scaring away the wild ghosts who wanted to watch the fun.
Ordinary people couldn't hear his screams, but Gu Ye could hear them clearly. The sound was so unpleasant that it hurt people's eardrums. Gu Ye directly shoved the brick into the bastard's mouth, "Shut up!"
Xiang Lei's teeth were shaken by Gu Ye's punch, and he was so angry that he wanted to kill Gu Ye. Gu Ye had a cold face and directly used his fists. The punches were like punching sandbags, "You are awesome after killing people! You are awesome after being shot." Damn it! I’ve eaten so much that I’ve ruined you!”
Xiang Lei's body was full of dark ghost energy, and he was punched one after another by Gu Ye. The fists were covered with golden light, which made his soul tremble. He screamed in pain, as if he was about to lose his soul in the next second. The ghost spirit was suddenly dispersed. Every time he wanted to unite again, Gu Ye made him feel despair just when he was about to succeed.
Liu Chao and Li Cui hugged each other. They were trembling with fear as they watched Gu Ye beating ghosts. Especially when Gu Ye raised his fist, they always wanted to step back for fear of being swept away by the golden light. Get out of your mind.
It wasn't until the ghostly energy in Xiang Lei's body could no longer be gathered up after beating him that Gu Ye stopped. He grabbed Xiang Lei's hair with one hand and dragged Xiang Lei into his yard like a broom. He looked at the couple. Without following him, Gu Ye glared at the door angrily, "You two, come in."
Liu Chao and Li Cui were so frightened that they hurriedly followed and closed the broken wooden door of Gu Ye's house that was leaking.
Gu Ye threw Xiang Lei's ghost to the ground like mud, stepped on him, moved a horse from the house and placed it at the door, and sat there with a murderous look on his face.
"you!"
Liu Chao trembled when he was accused.
"You go to your wife's house to make trouble. Her whole family can't sleep because of the trouble. It doesn't matter what method you use to make them scared." Gu Ye drew a talisman. "This talisman can enhance your aura and make a big fuss." Noisy, understand?”
"you!"
Li Cui, who was accused, hid behind Liu Chao in fear.
The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched. How could he be so scary? !
"If you went to this mentally retarded home to cause trouble, would it be possible to fake a corpse?"
The young couple looked confused and didn't understand why Gu Ye arranged it like this.
Gu Ye looked at them as if they were mentally retarded, and thought to himself, no wonder people on the Internet said that people in love don't have high IQs, "They have all become ghosts, don't they deserve the word "haunted" if they don't make a scene? Make a scene, make a scene as much as you want, and scare the hell out of them. I'll bring Li Cui's body back as soon as the sun comes up. Whether it can be brought back tomorrow depends on how the two of you go about it tonight."
"Oh! Got it!" The couple finally understood, and in Gu Ye's threatening eyes, "What's the ink mark? Do you want to be beaten?", they flew out like an arrow from a string.
Gu Ye looked at Lei again and raised a finger in disgust. It would be better for such a bastard to just let his soul fly away.
At this time, there was a "squeak" and the shabby wooden door was pushed open from the outside. Someone stood at the door and shouted softly: "Is there anyone there?"
Gu Ye frowned. He felt very unhappy when his movements were interrupted by this uninvited guest. Two people in black shirts came to the yard and saw Gu Ye and Xiang Lei's ghost lying in front of him. , the young man walking in front couldn't hold his breath anymore, "What's the matter with you? Why did you catch him at home? We have been looking for him for several days! Did you take away the soul of that female ghost? of?"
Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, dissatisfied with this statement, "What do you mean by snatching away? The young couple originally wanted to be together, and they said they would rather tear down a temple than a marriage. Didn't your master tell you this?"
The young man was speechless when he was told this. It seemed that this was the truth.
The middle-aged man said with a stern face, "There is no such thing as helping ghosts. Helping people or not ghosts is the rule of the occult world. The more you help, the more entangled you become. Didn't your master tell you this?"
Gu Ye looked at their faces and smiled, "You must be his master. No wonder your apprentice talks without thinking. You, the master, don't have a good brain either." Gu Ye pointed to the soul lying on the ground. Xiang Lei, who had been beaten to an unsteady state, said, "It's this mentally retarded man who interfered. He came to rob someone even though they were already married. Do you people from the Mystic Arts Society have eyes that are covered with soles of their feet? Is this a thing?" Can’t you tell the difference?”
His face turned red after being scolded by Gu Ye. The young apprentice wanted to get angry but couldn't find a suitable reason. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that what Gu Ye said was reasonable. He looked at his master and said dullly: "It seems that this ghost is really wrong." ”
"Shut up! The point is not right or wrong, but rules!" The middle-aged man scolded his apprentice, "Rules are rules!"
Gu Ye sneered, "Good children are ruined by your teachings like this. Children, I tell you, humans and ghosts are the same. You have to learn to judge for yourself what is right and wrong, good and evil. Things like bastards, whether they are human or ghost, , You are a bastard when you are a bastard. If you want to beat the bastard, you still want to tell whether he is a human or a ghost?"
The young man was stunned for a moment by what Gu Ye said. After thinking about Gu Ye's words carefully, his eyes suddenly brightened. From the moment he entered the Taoist circle, everyone told him to abide by the rules, otherwise he would be punished by God. Today Gu Ye opened the door to a new world for him. It turns out that this is still possible! Very cool!
When the middle-aged man saw the look in his young apprentice's eyes, he wished he could find a piece of tape to seal Gu Ye's mouth. This was simply misleading!
"You are looking for this thing, here, catch it!" Gu Ye was so happy that he raised his foot and kicked Xiang Lei at the feet of the master and disciple like a ball.
The middle-aged man saw that Gu Ye wanted to give up. This ghost did many evil things and could only drive him to pieces. Who would be willing to do such a thing? "There is an unwritten rule in our occult circle. If you don't care, leave it alone. If you want to care, just deal with it to the end. Since you have already taken action, we will not interfere."
"No, you guys are a serious department, I'm just a homeless person passing by." Gu Ye smiled with a smile on his face, spread his hands, and said cheerfully: "It's your job to deal with these things, and you are paid by the Mystic Arts Society. For example, it’s all dads who save people. I’m just a savage dad at best, but you are the real dad.”
The middle-aged man's face turned red and he stamped his feet angrily. What kind of father is he? I feel like I've been scolded!
After Gu Ye finished speaking, he moved his little horse into the house and closed the door. He was too lazy to talk nonsense with them and lay down on the bed to sleep. Tomorrow I have to buy things for the old man to visit his grave. He is very busy.
The master and apprentice reluctantly collected Xiang Lei's ghost and took it back to deal with it. The young apprentice looked at the door that was closed by Gu Ye, couldn't help but ran over, leaned on the crack of the door and asked softly: "My name is Luo Huai, what's your name?"
Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Gu Ye's junior brother, No. 2 Gu Ye."
"Master! He is the junior brother of Gu Ye! The Gu Ye who used forbidden magic to save a city citizen! So handsome!" The young apprentice jumped around his master excitedly, "My idol! So awesome!"
"Shut up! That's a taboo in the circle. He doesn't follow the rules and often uses forbidden techniques. You're not allowed to learn from him!"
"So handsome!"
"Shut up! Don't mention that name!"
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At this time, Li Cui's house was even more lively than here. After selling his daughter, Li Dahai had heard a lot of rumors and knew that the neighbors were scolding him. He was famous in the town. Many old people said that he would get his comeuppance. Even his wife cried every day and said that her daughter would hate them. Li Dahai has been a little suspicious these past two days. Hearing some noise in the middle of the night, he got up and went to take a look.
Tonight, the sky was extremely dark, and the air seemed to be different from the previous days. Li Dahai was tossing and turning, unable to sleep, always feeling like something was peeping at him.
Suddenly, there was a "pop" in the living room, and there was the sound of something being broken. Li Dahai endured his fear, turned on the light and went out to take a look. The family photo he had taken before had fallen to the ground and broken into several pieces. Li Dahai's heart skipped a beat, wondering, could it be that his daughter is really back
Suddenly, the lights went out!
The room was so dark that you couldn't see your fingers, and invisible things would make people feel even more terrifying. Li Dahai asked in a trembling voice: "Cui Cui? Is that you Cuicui?"
There was another "snap", and Li Dahai was so frightened that he almost sat down on the ground. Then the things in the room flew up and fell to the ground with a "snap". Li Dahai held his head in fear, terrified. He shouted: "My dear, please stop making trouble! Stop making trouble! I have no choice but to do it. Your mother and I have raised you so much, and you will be gone if you say no. Why don't I find a way to earn some money for the coffin book?"
There was no movement in the room. Li Dahai thought Li Cui had heard it, and wanted to continue to persuade him. At this moment, there was a clang, and the table at home flew upside down, and then the sofa stood up again. Compared with just now, he " "Girl" made the fuss even more fierce.
Li Dahai almost peeed out of fright, squatting in the corner shivering, when the lights suddenly turned on again.
"What's going on?" Li Cui's mother turned on the light, and her little daughter also came out of another room. Seeing that the house was in a mess, she asked her husband squatting in the corner angrily: "What do you want to do if you don't sleep at night?" ?”
Because her husband sold her eldest daughter, Li Cui's mother was so resentful of her husband that she didn't even want to sleep in the same room with him.
The younger daughter was the same, looking at her father with contempt. When her sister was alive, her father used all the money she made to smoke and drink. When her sister died, he didn't even let her body go, which completely chilled her.
"Cui Cui is back! Cuicui is back and making trouble!" Li Dahai crawled to the door tremblingly. He couldn't stay in this room anymore. He was scared, really scared.
"If you don't do anything bad, what are you afraid of my sister?" The little girl is also a sharp-tongued person with a vicious mouth. "My sister didn't say to take you away."
When Li Cui's mother heard that her daughter was making trouble when she came back, she shouted in a low voice with red eyes: "Cui Cui, do you blame your parents? Your dad is not a human being!"
As Li Cui's mother cried, the lights went out again, and the whole family was shocked. Then, the lights turned on and off, on and off, and flashed back dozens of times. Li Cui's mother couldn't bear it anymore. She burst into tears and said, "Mom knows you are wronged. Cuicui, please stop making trouble. Tomorrow, let your father return the money, take you back, and let you go find Liu Chao. Let's stop making trouble, okay?"
After Li Cui's mother said this, the light did not flash again.
After a while, Li Dahai realized that nothing was really wrong. He stood up tremblingly and looked at his wife with a stern expression: "Send the money back? What will I spend? When will I earn 50,000 yuan?" "
The little girl retorted with a cold face: "You just sit at home and wait to die, and you won't make 50,000 in your lifetime."
"I..." Li Dahai was speechless, and his temper suddenly rose after being told by his little girl. He raised his palm and wanted to hit someone, "You are eating inside and outside! Everything you eat and wear now is given by me!"
"My mother gave it to me! My mother earned it by cleaning people's houses!"
"I beat you to death!"
Seeing that trouble was about to start again, at this time, the TV set at home suddenly flew up and hit Li Dahai. Li Dahai was so frightened that he staggered to the ground, and the TV stopped just above his head. Next, I almost beat him to death.
Li Dahai was so frightened that he didn't dare to move. He held his head and cowered like a quail.
At this time, sister Li Cui pointed at the wall, her eyes widening in shock, "Mom! Look!"
A line of conspicuous words was written in bright red blood on the wall: Mom, get a divorce. You will live better if you leave him.
When Li Cui's mother saw this, she covered her face and sat on the ground, breaking down and crying. Indeed, she and her little daughter would live a better life without this lazy and lazy man. Even if her daughter is dead, she can't let go of her. Why should she care about other people's opinions? This marriage must be divorced.
It's lively here, and the Xiang family where Li Cui is is downright scary.
Because the bride sat up from the coffin!
Everyone in the funeral shed was so frightened that the gentleman who invited me over to see the funeral didn’t even want the red envelope. He bluntly said that he couldn’t control the matter. He had never learned how to fight zombies, so he ran away. The Xiang family was in such a mess that they were so frightened that they paid a high price for someone to send Li Cui's body back overnight. Is it okay to defraud the body? Who dares to want such a wife
So at dawn the next day, a hearse stopped in front of Liu Chao's house. After unloading a phoenix coffin, it turned around and drove away at a speed of 180 mph.
Gu Ye slept until he got up at noon, just in time to see the cremation vehicle coming out of Liu Chao's house. He watched them walk away together, shrugged, and after completing the merits, he yawned, went back, changed clothes, and went to town.
In a restaurant, he ordered three dishes, a soup, and ate half a bowl of rice. When he was full, Gu Ye stretched and went to a wreath and shroud shop to buy a sack of paper, a pig, and a A cow, a horse, and a two-story building. After thinking for a while, he pointed to the mahjong machine standing in the corner, "Give me one too."
The boss looked at him with an extremely subtle look, but he still wrote it down in his notebook.
Gu Ye asked with a smile: "Boss, if you buy too much, can you have it delivered to your home?"
The uncle boss didn't know why he was so happy. Usually people who came to buy things from him were crying and sad. It was the first time he saw such a happy customer and he couldn't get used to it. "I belong to this town. If you buy a lot, we can give it to you." deliver goods."
"Okay, give this, this, and this one to my master! Eh? Those eight little girls also want to give my master a set!"
The corner of the boss's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself that this unlucky master accepted such an unlucky apprentice and gave his master eight beauties. Doesn't this deserve a beating
"Do you want this one to be exquisitely made or ordinary? Exquisite ones are precious. Five hundred for one, eight for four thousand."
"I want the best, I want the best!" Gu Ye looked around the store again with his chin in his hand, and suddenly burst into laughter, "Boss, give me that tractor too."
When he thought of his master driving a tractor, with a group of beautiful girls sitting in the truck compartment, and when he accelerator pedaled, black smoke would rise, it was so beautiful to think about that scene!
When the leader of the investigation team of the Mystical Society found Gu Ye, Gu Ye was squatting in front of his master's grave, giving his master a beautiful girl and a tractor. After seeing what he was burning, the leader The expression on his face is quite wonderful.
The author has something to say: Master: No one can hold my coffin board!
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