Even the Lame Got Tricked by Me Into Standing Up

Chapter 32: Running naked for thousands of years

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Gu Ye was speechless. What's wrong with this big brother? Is it okay to pretend to be bored when he comes all the way

Brother Guijiang hesitated for a moment, then handed Gu Ye a bell, "When you need help, call me."

Gu Ye looked at the bell and imbued it with the power of the soul. No matter where it rang, the ghost general could hear it, which was like giving him a talisman. It's okay to ask someone to give you a gift in advance. Gu Ye accepted it with a smile, "What next?"

The ghost general said in a deep voice: "Two things. One, you cannot tell the Lord of my existence."

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Lord? This title... How many years have you been dead?"

"It's been too long, I forgot."

Gu Ye was speechless, okay, this reason is acceptable, "Why don't you tell him?"

"He won't allow anything he can't see or control stay around."

Gu Ye frowned, does Yu Ze have this kind of character? It looks quite gentle. He wondered, "Then why did you follow him?"

"The Lord has saved me three times, and I have protected him for three lifetimes."

Gu Ye's expression paused and he said with emotion: "Okay, I understand, I will keep your secret. What about the second thing?"

The ghost general paused and asked hesitantly: "Can you lend me... some money?"

Gu Ye: "Pfft!"

The ghost general looked at Gu Ye and smiled, hugged him and turned around to fly away. Gu Ye quickly stopped him, "Brother Ghost! Wait a moment!"

The ghost general turned his back to Gu Ye and stopped obediently.

Gu Ye took out a cinnabar pen and talisman paper from the drawer, drew a talisman to hide the ghost energy, and handed it to the ghost brother outside the window. I really don't know how he managed to be so flamboyant without being arrested by the people from the Mysterious Arts Society. .

"I will burn the money for you tomorrow. Don't worry, I will do what I promised you."

Brother Guijiang hugged Gu Ye again and flew away quickly with his big knife, not even wanting to stay for a second. Gu Ye thought for a moment, and the few times he saw him, it seemed that apart from the mask, he was always wrapped in a black ghostly aura. This eldest brother has been dead for thousands of years. In other words, this eldest brother has never been worshiped and is so poor that he doesn’t even have clothes

Damn it! Running naked for thousands of years!

Even if he ran naked, he still had to repay the favor. Gu Ye was immediately filled with admiration for Brother Ghost.

After closing the window, Gu Ye inserted a piece of paper into the bell to make it dumb, then took off a string of beads from his wrist, tied the bell and beads together, put it back on his wrist, and looked at the matching It was quite harmonious, and the corners of his mouth raised in satisfaction, and then he released the young lady in the porcelain vase, intending to have a chat.

"I don't know your name yet."

"I don't have a name." The beauty in red stood aside with a soft face, and her voice was gentle and sweet, quite like the gentleness of a Jiangnan woman.

Gu Ye thought for a while, "How about calling me Hongdou? When I saw you, I thought of the word "Acacia Hongdou". It's beautiful."

The beauty in red bowed her head and said, "Hongdou thanks the master for the name."

Gu Ye sighed, that one was the master just now, and this one is the master. Hearing that made his teeth hurt. "If you want to follow me, just call me young master. If you have somewhere you want to go, I can also help you."

Hongdou shook his head and insisted on his original idea, "If I don't go, I have nowhere to go in this world, just follow the young master."

"Okay then." Gu Ye did not dissuade him. Seeing this beautiful beauty, so well-behaved and obedient, with clean and transparent eyes that were not tainted by the world, he could only feel grateful to him. Thinking about the ghost brother who ran naked for thousands of years just to repay his kindness, Gu Ye felt a little uncomfortable. "Ghosts still know how to repay kindness, and they keep the word benevolence and righteousness in their hearts, and they dare not forget it even if they are reincarnated. Why do I see so many ungrateful people? The more I see it, the more I doubt life."

Gu Ye was inspired by his feelings. He didn't expect what Hongdou could say. Unexpectedly, Hongdou gave him a thoughtful advice: "Everything in the world has yin and yang, good and bad. Maybe the young master can get a glimpse of the secret, just for Find bad people for God and punish bad people. There are many beautiful sides, but you don’t often come into contact with them.”

Gu Ye blinked in surprise, "Hongdou, what you said makes sense. It's rare for you to have such understanding." Gu Ye took off the string of beads from his wrist again, "It is said that this is my mother's relic. The Taoist monk gave it to her, Hongdou, please try to see if you can attach it to this Buddhist bead."

Hong Dou obediently turned herself into a wisp of smoke, and it really clung to it.

Gu Ye smiled in surprise and rolled his eyes. He casually brought back a lonely spirit in the painting. He didn't expect it to have such a high understanding and a relationship with Buddha. "Hongdou, I will buy you some Buddhist scriptures tomorrow. You can recite the scriptures when you are free." , cultivate one’s moral character.”

The Buddha beads emitted a red light, and then became the same as usual. Gu Ye smiled, lying on the bed looking at the beads and bells, and fell asleep contentedly.

At just six o'clock the next morning, Zhao Pengyu called to wake Gu Ye up and summoned him to gather quickly and go fishing! Gu Ye got up in confusion, thinking that if he couldn't catch any fish today, he would kick Zhao Pengyu into the water.

When he arrived at the reservoir, Gu Ye rented a fishing rod and a deck chair, and fell asleep directly by the water.

Zhao Pengyu disliked him, "You came here to fish, not to sleep. If you can't catch anything, what will you eat for lunch?"

"Who said I didn't catch anything?" Gu Ye lazily looked at the beautiful sister sitting on the pony, holding his fishing rod with concentration. Gu Ye yawned and said confidently: "My fish will know how to catch it on its own." Climb up along the fishing rod and jump into the bucket."

Zhao Pengyu rolled his eyes and believed your ghost!

Not long after, the fishing rod beside Gu Ye lifted up on its own, and a big fish was pulled out of the water and jumped into the bucket.

Zhao Pengyu who was on the side jumped up in shock, "Fuck! Gu Ye! What kind of magic did you use?!"

Gu Ye lazily held up his chin, unscrewed the juice in his hand, and put it to his mouth. Gu Ye took a sip and said movedly: "Maybe it's because I'm good-looking. All the fish love me."

"Bah!" After Zhao Pengyu finished sighing, he suddenly thought of the spirit that Gu Ye took away. It was a spirit, not a ghost. It could come out during the day. Could it be... Zhao Pengyu couldn't help but tremble when he thought of this possibility, "If we go to college together, , I refuse to share a dormitory with you."

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I want to apply for off-campus accommodation in college because I want to take my babies with me. Do you want to share the rent with me?"

"I reject!"

"Come on, hero~"

"Dad, please let me go!" Zhao Pengyu felt chilled all over when he thought that he was bringing a group of things he couldn't see.

Gu Ye sighed regretfully, "Am I allowed to live alone? Alas! The rent near Teito University is very expensive."

Zhao Pengyu was speechless, "You show people Feng Shui and make a lot of money at once, but you can't afford the rent? You should think about which major you want to study."

"My dad fulfilled my wish to apply for college. I plan to follow his advice on my major and study business management with you."

Zhao Pengyu became serious, "Yes, it's impossible for your father to let you tell people's fortunes all the time."

Gu Ye shook his finger, "No, no, no, I'm just comforting him. I learn the same thing, and I have to set up a stall under the overpass."

Zhao Pengyu: "... Just pretend I didn't say the previous sentence."

Classmate Zhao Pengyu is the kind of person who can do well as long as he wants to do it. He read the fishing manual in advance before coming here, and he just hooked whatever fish he wanted, and he really caught a lot of fish. The two of them ate two at noon and brought back more than twenty. The two of them divided the bags and each carried a large bag back to their mother. The smell was so strong that the taxi driver wanted to refuse them a ride.

When Gu Ye arrived home, Gu Yang had already gone to school, and the house was extremely quiet. Mrs. Gu was walking in the back garden alone with scissors. When she saw flowers that she didn't like, she would snap the scissors and stuff them into the vase.

Gu Ye handed the fish to the nanny and asked doubtfully: "Mom, who made you angry?"

Mrs. Gu angrily cut off the entire rose plant and said through gritted teeth, "I want to get a dog!"

"Keep it up."

"Raise the most beautiful and expensive ones!"

Gu Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "What aroused you?"

Mrs. Gu became angry when she thought about it, "That old woman Duan Ying has a little dog that barks at me!"

Gu Ye understood as soon as he heard it. Some noble lady's dog frightened the little mother. She was probably embarrassed. The little mother was holding a grudge. Gu Ye suggested: "Then don't raise the most expensive one. You should raise the most lethal one. Raise a big wolfdog and let it give you another one."

"What a great idea!" Mrs. Gu frowned, "I want to raise a huge dog!"

That night, there were braised fish, squirrel fish, stewed fish, fried fish, and steamed fish. A table full of fish was placed on the table, with rows of dead fish eyes. Gu Ye looked numb and regretted. Why did he bring the trophies back? After eating a few simple bites, Gu Ye took out the bag of Ming coins he bought during the day while everyone in the family was eating, stole an iron basin from the kitchen, ran behind the rockery, and pulled out the paper from the bell. Come out and ring the bell, "Brother Ghost, here to collect the money."

Not long after the Ming coins were lit, a ghostly figure came to Gu Ye's side. The ghostly spirit was suppressed by Gu Ye's spell. This ghost brother is no longer so showy, but visually, it still gives people a Big impact. With long black hair, a large knife more than two meters long, and a mask with a grimace, he looked like a crouching, emotionless god of death.

"I'll send you a few sets of clothes, some ancient and some modern. You can choose your own." Gu Ye threw those sets of clothes into the brazier and looked up at Brother Ghost with a smile, his eyes full of admiration. He likes the other person's character that attaches great importance to affection and justice, "If you need it in the future, you can come to me for it."

The ghost general said in a low voice, "Thank you!"

Two words, short, seem to weigh thousands of pounds.

Gu Ye finally threw the bag into the brazier. At this time, the security guard at home noticed that there was a fire here and ran over nervously to take a look. He found that Gu Ye was squatting here burning paper. The security guard asked with a complicated mood: "Third Young Master, what are you doing?" What's this for?"

Gu Ye said seriously: "Shh! I'm delivering a courier to a friend."

The security guard paused, then ran away.

Gu Ye felt wronged, what did he say? What are you running for

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Early the next morning, someone pulled a cage with a car and delivered the puppy that Mrs. Gu wanted. The servants of the family were busy building a kennel and welcoming the little black dog out of the cage like a little prince. Gu Ye went over to take a look with interest, and his mouth twitched. His little mother bought a Great Dane. Judging from the appearance, he was very handsome.

Gu Ye looked at his little mother pinching her waist, with a look of superiority that she had already won, and asked curiously: "Mom, what kind of dog is that barking at you?"

Mrs. Gu looked disdainful, "Haha, it's just a teddy."

Gu Ye looked at the Great Dane, which was already as big as Teddy in its puppy stage, and gave his mother a thumbs up in admiration, "That's tough!"

After the puppy wandered around on the lawn, it began to run around mischievously. It had a pair of big black eyes that blinked and blinked, making it smart at first glance. Mrs. Gu named it "Dog King", and it was obvious that she had high hopes for its future fighting ability.

Gu Ye held the ball and teased it for a while. The dog king had become familiar with Gu Ye and followed Gu Ye wherever he went. While he was playing with the dog at home, the security guard called him: "Third Young Master, a woman came to the door. She said she was the mother of your classmate Xia Xiang and that she wanted to see you in an emergency."

"Xia Xiang?" Gu Ye frowned. From Xia Xiang's reaction, it can be seen that Xia Xiang's family does not like him. It must be a rejection attitude. His mother came to see him in person. Something happened

As soon as Gu Ye arrived at the door, a well-dressed woman hurried over and asked with red eyes: "You are Xia Xiang's classmate, Gu Ye, right?"

Gu Ye nodded, "It's me."

The next second, Xia Xiang's mother knelt down in front of Gu Ye, "Little sir, please go save my son! My son's life is going to die!"

Gu Ye was so frightened that he jumped more than a meter to the side, avoiding the kneeling, and helped Xia's mother up with the security guard, "Auntie, don't be anxious, tell me slowly, what's wrong with Xia Xiang?"

Xia Xiang's mother cried and said: "Xia Xiang's brother went to explore the haunted house with his classmates. He fainted from the fright in the haunted house and was still unconscious when he came back. Then Xia Xiang also couldn't wake up. Now both brothers are here Lying in the hospital. Xia Xiang has been able to see dirt in his eyes since he was a child. He must have seen something to make him look like this. I heard that you rescued Zhao Pengyu. Please save my two sons! "

A mother who was about to lose two sons was emotionally broken. Gu Ye comforted her: "Calm down first. Xia Xiang is not a short-lived person. I showed him that he can live to be eighty years old. Let's leave now."

At this time, in the hospital where Xia Xiang was staying, the two masters collapsed and returned the money to the Xia family. "It's not that we brothers didn't save it, it's really that we can't save it." The older one took off his hat and said in a collapsed voice: "Look, they did this all! My junior brother's clothes were also cut off, and there are fist marks all over his body."

This master's hair is like tender grass that has been gnawed by cows. Only a few sparse hairs are still strong on the top of his shiny head. There is still some hair on the sides of the ears, but they are also uneven and obvious. It turned out that the person who shaved his head was really not very good at it. They couldn't bear it anymore after being pranked all night!

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