There is no self-study on Saturday night, and there are usually free activities. Some students will go to the library to read, and some simply stay in the dormitory. Gu Ye went home after having dinner in the cafeteria, and Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang also came over. Mei It's called "Warm Residence" and actually I want to relax here.
Zhao Pengyu turned on the TV, lay down on the sofa, and sighed from his soul: "Shutan! Why didn't I ask my dad to buy me a house? Are there any vacancies around you? We will be neighbors."
Gu Ye took out the fruit from the refrigerator. Zhao Pengyu turned around and found that the fruit plate floated to the kitchen. "Holy crap! Gu Ye, what do you have at home?!"
Xia Xiang took the remote control and said while looking for a movie: "There is a beautiful sister you saw in the ghost house."
"Oh, that sister, draw that!" Zhao Pengyu immediately became less nervous. Hongdou came over with the fruit plate. Zhao Pengyu quickly took it and said politely: "Thank you, sister!"
The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, this guy is so heartless!
Xia Xiang raised his eyebrows when he saw a shadow flashing past the study. He put down the remote control in his hand and walked towards the study. It was really strange to find such a thing in Gu Ye's home.
As a result, he didn't see anything strange in the study, but he saw Gu Ye's paintings hanging on the wall and a few large characters with flying dragons and phoenixes. After seeing what was written on them, Xia Xiang couldn't help laughing, "Gu Ye, where are you from?" The master you asked for can write this kind of words for you. Is he crazy? "
Gu Ye sat on the sofa and ate grapes, "It took a lot of effort to get it. Isn't it handsome?"
Xia Xiang couldn't laugh or cry, "Yes, yes, he's so handsome. It's a waste of my good handwriting to write you such words."
Gu Ye rolled his eyes, "You don't understand the true meaning of appreciation at all."
Zhao Pengyu sat up and ran over to take a look curiously: "What? Let me take a look!"
Gu Ye's hand paused while eating the grape. When the grape reached his mouth, he quickly put it down and chased Zhao Pengyu, "There's nothing interesting to see! Stop looking!"
"Why can't I watch?" Zhao Pengyu became more curious the longer he refused to look, and quickly ran to the door. Gu Ye's heart skipped a beat, feeling ashamed that his underground love affair was about to be exposed, "Girl! Your uncle is here! Get up and say hello. !”
Following Gu Ye's words, Lingling, who was sitting on the bookshelf perfectly playing the role of a doll, suddenly stood up.
Zhao Pengyu, who had just run to the door, was so frightened that he jumped more than one meter high. He was scared out before he could enter, "Mom! What the hell?!"
Gu Ye chased after her, hugged Lingling, and introduced her seriously: "Don't be afraid! This is my adopted daughter."
Zhao Pengyu looked horrified, "Why is she moving!?"
"Because she absorbed a lot of resentment and developed spiritual consciousness. Her IQ is only two or three years old. She is now learning to speak. Lingling, please say hello to uncle."
Lingling was very obedient and stretched out her little hand to Zhao Pengyu, "Hello, uncle."
Zhao Pengyu bravely waved, "You, you too."
Gu Ye breathed a sigh of relief quietly, pulled Xia Xiang out, closed the study door, and asked them both: "Have you uncles prepared any gifts for your children?"
Both of them twitched their lips and shook their heads, "Next time."
Gu Ye put Lingling in Zhao Pengyu's arms, "Then hug her."
Zhao Pengyu was deeply afraid of this kind of doll that could move and talk on its own, and his face was full of pain when he hugged it.
Gu Ye told him seriously: "Don't worry, she won't hurt anyone."
Zhao Pengyu was a little surprised when he felt that Lingling's skin was not like those dolls sold in the market. It really looked like a human being.
Gu Ye said seriously: "Her skin is made of human skin."
"Oh my god!" Zhao Pengyu was so frightened that his face turned pale, "I'll give it back to you, my girl! Hug her!"
Gu Ye regretted, "It's rare that you are so cold when someone comes from home. Lingling should go and play with Aunt Hongdou."
Zhao Pengyu looked like he had seen a ghost. He raised his head and looked around, fearing that there was someone else somewhere he couldn't see.
Xia Xiang was used to this kind of thing, so he was slightly surprised. He looked at Gu Ye with a complicated look. He saw the signature. Gu Ye is the head of the family, so these words inevitably make people think too much.
Gu Ye smiled and didn't explain anything. Xia Xiang was not one to talk too much, so he pretended not to know anything and picked up the remote control to find a movie.
"Let's stop watching TV and play games." Zhao Pengyu wanted to find something to do and didn't dare to look at the human skin doll wandering around the house. Especially the doll looked at him with resentment, as if looking for an opportunity to get close to him.
"Let's fight," Gu Ye lay lazily on the sofa, and Xia Xiang also took out his mobile phone, "Winning the chicken or the king?"
"Be the king." Gu Ye said, "You have to concentrate on eating chicken. It's tiring."
The three of them turned on the TV and logged into the game. They played until about ten o'clock. Gu Ye looked at his watch and said, "After the last round, you two will go back to school. I'll play the mage and take out my little fox."
Zhao Pengyu laughed, "Most of the foxes are played by little girls."
Gu Ye said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, this is the best to operate. I'm lazy, my skills are second to third, I'll run away after the fight."
"Why is there another mage? There is already a mage. Let's get another one on the fourth floor."
"It doesn't matter. I'll play the tank, and Gu Ye will go to the top with me, leaving the middle to him."
Gu Ye moved to Xia Xiang's side, "Brother, protect me!"
"Okay~ I will always stand in front of you!"
Zhao Pengyu was disgusted, "That's enough for you two! I'll play assassin and take out my monkey."
Xia Xiang is also a scheming person. He plays the game in a routine, just like a little strategist. He always thinks one step more than his opponent, anticipates the opponent's thoughts, and kills the opponent's shooter as soon as he comes up. of leaves. The shooter on the opposite side is a vengeful person: Fox, you are dead!
Gu Ye flicked his tail and ran away: Oh.
Opposite Lu Ban: You can lose the team battle, but Daji must die!
Zhuge Liang: OK.
A Ke: OK!
Zhao Pengyu: "They also formed a team."
Xia Xiang smiled: "Three rows versus three rows, no surprise."
Zhao Pengyu: My big stick is already so thirsty!
Opposite Lu Ban: Then come and beat me. If you can’t beat dad, you lose.
Gu Ye: Monkey, don’t touch my Luban!
Xia Xiang: It’s my Luban!
Zhao Pengyu: Nonsense! Luban belongs to all of us!
The teammates were all amused. This was a typical Luban experience. Xia Xiang squatted in the grass with a smile and called Gu Ye: "Come, squat here."
Gu Ye was already sleepy and yawned without moving his head. He followed Xia Xiang the whole time. No matter who came, he would hit him with a set of skills and run away after the fight. In the end, Gu Ye happily took nineteen heads. After this game, the opponent Lu Ban has already surrendered, and he added Gu Ye as his friend: Sister, take me to fly~~
"Pfft!" Gu Ye was amused. This man was less heartless than Zhao Pengyu.
"No more playing, let's go!" Zhao Pengyu took the bicycle key that Gu Ye put on the table, "Get out!"
Gu Ye disliked it, he was so stinky and shameless!
Probably because he was having fun playing games, after Gu Ye fell asleep, he dreamed about Lu Ban. A set of skills can kill two or three in an instant, and the process of seconds is particularly enjoyable. Second by second, Gu Ye discovered that Lu Ban's appearance had changed.
He still has short legs, but his face has turned into a baby face made of inferior leather glue, with a pair of blood-red eyes, tears streaming from the corners of his eyes, a few large freckles on his face, a small nose, and a small mouth. It's very big, and the grin is very strange. It was wearing a shabby little black suit, holding a red thread in its hand, and walked towards Gu Ye step by step.
Gu Ye raised his eyebrows and thought to himself, "Oh my gosh, I can't beat him, but I dare to scare him!" If I beat such a ghost, it would be like beating my third grandson. Who gave you the courage to scare me like this
Gu Ye swung his big tail, ran towards the opponent, and used a set of skills to directly send the opponent back to his hometown!
"Ha!" Gu Ye sneered, crossing half the canyon and blocking the door of the other party's house, waiting for the other party to resurrect.
The grimace "Lu Ban" probably didn't expect to be eliminated as soon as he appeared. He was holding a red rope and looking at his hand in confusion. He subconsciously came out to look for Gu Ye. Unexpectedly, before he left the house, something suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. A big fox came out and whipped it to death with one tail blow.
After finally being resurrected, the ghost baby held his face in fear, "This is... the mystic master's dream!"
Gu Ye was squatting in the grass. As soon as the ghost-like "Lu Ban" came out, he would use a set of skills to send it back to his hometown. He would flash over and kiss him and kill him. As he kept killing, Gu Ye discovered the joy of playing hide-and-seek with the opponent in the canyon, killing the opponent in various ways, and killed the opponent more than a hundred times in one night, scaring the opponent into breaking down and crying.
When he woke up in the morning, Gu Ye felt refreshed. Thinking about that dream made him happy, "This game is poisonous!" Gu Ye patted his face. He usually didn't dream, but he didn't expect to dream about playing games. However, Lu Ban turned into a ghost child, and he also So funny.
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In a dark room with all the curtains drawn, a ghost child sat on the altar table and broke down crying, "I don't want to do this mission anymore! I can't stand it anymore! He is a mystic! His spiritual power is too high. I lured him into a dream, but he dominated my dream! He kept killing me! Even if I hid in the house, he would jump in and kill me! Even if I hid in the grass, he would kill me in my dream! Killed me more than a hundred times!”
"Don't, we have all received money from others, how can we not do something with money? Didn't we already agree when you came back with me? To fulfill other people's wishes, we must be a good ghost." Beside the altar table, a man The man squatted there and coaxed, "If you want to catch him by surprise and take advantage of him, it's just a red thread. You can do it."
"I'm not going!" The kid cried heartbreakingly. The skin on the top of his head was in a panic, and his brain seemed to be breaking through the sutured wound. He looked extremely scary. He advised his man to go quietly. He stepped back a little and coaxed: "Try again. If you succeed, I will buy you five kilograms of lollipops."
The kid faced his favorite candy and compared it with Gu Ye's fear. He didn't hesitate at all, "I choose to commit suicide!"
The man frowned, already a little impatient, and just about to get angry, when the man sitting in the corner looking at the computer said, "That girl came to ask when her wish will come true."
The man turned coldly and said with a sneer: "Tell her that she is dishonest and she won't accept it, then ask her for 3,000 yuan incense money, use psychological suggestions to fool her, and finally let her get a loan."
After being deceived, Li Jiatong was at a loss and felt that he had lost hope in life. She had no money. All her money was earned by working during the summer vacation. She wanted to take revenge, but she didn't even have the capital to take revenge. She was lying on the bed, looking at the chat history on her phone with dull eyes, unable to cry. Li Jiatong didn't understand, how could her life be so miserable? Her eyes became darker and darker, more and more gloomy, and more and more paranoid. She just wasn't convinced. Why is God so partial
The roommate who had already gotten up washed his face and passed by her bedside. He was startled by her direct eyes, "Li Jiatong, what are you... thinking about?"
Li Jiatong did not respond and sat up expressionlessly. At this moment, a message suddenly came from his mobile phone: If you are in urgent need of money, I will introduce you to a friend. No guarantee is required. The money will be received within thirty minutes. You only need to borrow three thousand. .
Li Jiatong's eyes lit up. She borrowed 3,000 yuan, tutored primary school students every day, and distributed flyers on Saturdays and Sundays. She would definitely be able to pay it back in a month.
She didn't think much about it. She had been deceived by the messenger of the true god and completely jumped into this trap. She borrowed three thousand yuan without any doubt and donated all of it to the true god as incense money.
After receiving the money, she replied: If you are sincere enough, the true God will fulfill your wish.
Li Jiatong held her mobile phone and secretly told herself that she must make everyone who looked down on her pay the price and impress everyone! She looked at herself in the mirror, the corners of her mouth gradually raised, and her eyes became more and more sinister. She wanted to watch those people die with a smile!
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Gu Ye ate Xiao Long Bao at the breakfast shop at the entrance of the community, drank a bowl of soy milk, and walked to school. On the road, I saw a young and beautiful woman running over in a panic, followed by a few old men.
Gu Ye raised his eyebrows and wondered, are all robbers so bold now? If the sky is bright and clear, I dare to chase you. He followed him worriedly and heard the man ask: "When will you pay back the money you owe?"
Gu Ye paused, asking for debt
The woman said angrily: "I have already paid back the money!"
"What you paid back was the principal, and the interest hasn't been paid yet. Do you want your boyfriend to know if you don't pay back the money?"
"With your dirty thoughts, do you think he wants to be with you? If you don't pay back the money, tell him what you did."
The woman collapsed and said: "I paid back! I paid back three times! Why do you keep chasing me?"
Gu Ye frowned, loan shark
"Stop talking nonsense! Pay me back, or if you don't pay me back, I'll pluck out your eyeballs and sell them!" The leading man pushed the woman against the wall, pulling and pulling on her. Gu Ye let out a "tsk" and walked forward for two seconds. Step, "Hey! What are you doing? I'm going to call the police!"
When the debt collectors saw that someone had noticed, they pointed at the woman and said, "Just take care of yourself! Brothers, let's go!"
The woman glanced at Gu Ye, covered her face with her bag in panic, and ran away.
Gu Ye blinked. Is he so scary
In the afternoon, Gu Ye realized why this woman was avoiding him. When he went to the library in the afternoon, he saw the woman again, and she turned out to be a senior sister from his school. At this time, she was with a boy, and another girl pointed at her and scolded her: "You are just a third party who ruins other people's relationships! Mistress! Gao Ping! Our relationship has always been good, why did you suddenly break up with me? Why did you suddenly break up with me?" Wasn't she the one you hated the most before? You said she was vain, pretentious, and hypocritical, but now, open your eyes and see who is standing next to you!"
There were many students watching around, and everyone was talking a lot, "It is said that the senior and the abusive senior were a couple before. They have been together for three years and have always been in a good relationship. The girl has always had an unrequited love. I don't know why. "A few days ago, the man suddenly broke up with his girlfriend and got together with this woman."
"What the hell? We were in a good relationship and suddenly broke up? Are you possessed by evil spirits?"
"I don't know, you must be a scumbag! Maybe he has hooked up with that woman a long time ago."
“It’s so disgusting, you’re riding two boats!”
The man had a look of pain on his face, standing between the two women. Seeing his ex-girlfriend so sad, he wanted to step forward to comfort her. He took two steps and looked at his girlfriend behind him, not knowing what he could do.
Gu Ye looked at the farce coldly, a little confused, "It's so strange."
Xia Xiang looked at this scene with disgust, "What's so strange?"
"Do you see the red lines on them?"
Xia Xiang laughed, "I can only see that, not the fantasy things."
Gu Ye frowned in confusion, "Obviously he and she are a destined couple, what tied him to her again?"
Xia Xiang was confused and couldn't understand what Gu Ye was talking about.
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At night, Gu Ye set up a spiritual manifestation array at home, and put spells on the doors and windows. As long as something came in, he would be able to detect it. Gu Ye was very concerned about why that kid came to his dream, and his intuition told him that there was something wrong.
In the middle of the night, while Gu Ye was asleep, the kid came again. The master promised to let him possess him after finishing the work, and he could go out and play freely. The little ghost couldn't resist the temptation and came anyway.
He tentatively leaned against the window and watched Gu Ye lying motionless on the bed. After making sure that he had fallen asleep, he crept in quietly. Last time he wanted to drag Gu Ye into his dream and control Gu Ye, but he was killed unexpectedly. This time he didn't dare to have any mental contact with Gu Ye, so he decided to secretly tie a red thread and run away.
He quietly slipped in through the crack of the window, not noticing that his footprints had clearly landed on the window sill. At the same time, Gu Ye quietly opened his eyes.
The doll lying on the pillow turned its eyes to the side and stared emotionlessly at the ghost baby who had come to the bed. He wanted to stand up, but Gu Ye held him down and held him in his arms.
Guiwa was startled by Gu Ye's action, and squatted tremblingly at the foot of Gu Ye's bed, fearing that Gu Ye would suddenly wake up, and the fear of being killed a hundred times in a flash remained deep in her heart. Fortunately, the person lying on the bed just turned over, facing outward, with his eyes still closed. The ghost baby quietly breathed a sigh of relief, stood up slowly, and approached cautiously, feeling that he was completing a sss level tasks. Ever since I followed the master, it has never been so difficult. It really took my life to complete it!
She was about to touch Gu Ye's finger. Gu Ye had no intention of waking up. The ghost baby could hardly contain the joy in her heart. At this moment, she became more focused and carefully tied the red thread on Gu Ye's finger. , tied a knot excitedly, it will be successful soon! The ghost baby was so excited that he couldn't help but smile. At this moment, he heard a "poof" sound and the person on the bed suddenly laughed out loud. The ghost baby looked at Gu Ye's face in horror, and the other party looked at him with a smile on his face. , I don’t know when I woke up.
"Mom!" The ghost baby was so frightened that her soul trembled, and she wanted to run away.
The next second, a red shadow flashed in front of him, and he was picked up by the collar of his back coat.
When Gu Ye saw his appearance, he covered his eyes in disgust, "This... is so ugly! It's so annoying! I don't want to see it!"
Hongdou said helplessly: "Master, don't make trouble."
Gu Ye glanced at Sister Hongdou's face again, and then at the ghost child whose brains were about to pop out. He was suffocated by Chou's breath, sat up angrily, and pointed at the ground, "Stand still, Hongdou Li." He should stay away, you two have different styles."
Hongdou reluctantly put down the kid in his hand and stood beside Gu Ye's bed.
The ghost baby was so frightened that she sat down on the ground. After thinking about it, she changed her position tremblingly and knelt down.
Gu Ye asked disgustedly: "Last night was indeed not a pure dream. You have the guts to enter the dream of a mystic master. You are so brave, little brat. Why?"
"No, it's nothing," Guiwa hugged her head and cried in fear, "Help..."
"Shut up!" Gu Ye said coldly, "Just say whatever I ask you, or I will beat you to death!"
The ghost baby was silent for a second, and was so frightened that he simply lay on the ground, not daring to look at Gu Ye's face.
Gu Ye asked disgustedly: "What is that in your hand?"
The ghost baby trembled and said: "Someone likes you, let me hold the string."
"who?"
"The master didn't say anything. Usually, the target person is tied first, and then the person who placed the order is tied."
Gu Ye tore off the red thread in disgust and threw the kid in the face, "You have messed up your marriage! What else have you done?"
"No more!" the kid said tremblingly, "I will only hold the marriage thread, and the students in the school will not ask for anything else."
Gu Ye sneered, "Then you can stay here with me. I see he has taken money from others, so what is the purpose of pulling the strings? Lingling, put him into a toy, he is so irritating to the eyes."
The doll lying next to Gu Ye's pillow stood up straight, jumped out of bed, grabbed one of the kid's legs expressionlessly, and dragged it away.
If ghosts could faint, how many times would this ghost baby faint from fright? He was so frightened that he held his head and tried not to cry out, with tears streaming down his face, "The doll can move..."
Lingling looked back at him, and the resentment in her body surged out uncontrollably, scaring Guiwa so much that she didn't even dare to shed tears.
Lingling was tired of playing with the boss's ghost, so she finally got a new toy. She stuffed the ghost baby into a rabbit doll wearing a pink skirt and told him: "Dance."
The ghost baby lay on the ground in aggrieved state without moving.
Lingling stood on the desk, looking down at the ghost baby, imitating Gu Ye's tone, "If you don't jump, I'll beat you to death."
The ghost baby froze.
Lingling said expressionlessly: "If you dare to cry, I'll beat you to death. If you don't obey, I'll beat you to death."
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The owners of the ghost baby were almost crazy when they realized that the ghost baby had lost contact. After three days, they couldn't bear it anymore.
"In the past two days, some people on campus have said that we are scammers. After paying for it for several days, there was no help. I realized that I had been cheated and wanted to call the police. What should I do? Get another kid who can sign marriage contracts?"
"This thing is too expensive. It's too difficult to find one that doesn't have murderous intent. Where can I find such an easy-to-coax kid? How about releasing that one?"
"No! That one is too ferocious. He just wants to kill people. If it loses control, we will all die."
"How can we realize their wishes if we don't let them go? There are so many loan sharks. If we don't delay for a long time, we will lose money to death. Wealth can be gained through danger, so give it a try!"
The author has something to say: I didn't write last night because I was too sleepy. I had to set an alarm clock for the morning and got up at five in the morning to write. I was so sleepy_(:3∠)_Hurry up and hug me, I can't get up. Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or gave me the nutrient solution~
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