"Sadi Ka, you little bastard!" Gu Ye couldn't help but slapped the greeting talisman on the little devil's belly, "You can't write Chinese characters, do you understand what I'm saying?"
The little fat man nodded, indicating that he understood.
"Let's just say, if you don't understand, you can't follow Tang Jingyi's instructions." Gu Ye sat down and looked at the fat man sitting on the table, "You can't leave, you can only stay in China. Do you want to find a destined person?" , or do you want to follow me?”
The little fat man grabbed Gu Ye's clothes in a second and proved with practical actions that he had made a choice.
Gu Ye smiled and said, "Okay, that's all. But I don't have people who just eat and don't work here. You have to find something to do for yourself. See for yourself, what can you do?"
The little fat man looked at Hongdou who was cleaning, then at Lingling who was helping Gu Ye draw spells, and then at the evil spirit that got into the body of a little lion and tried hard to wipe the floor clean. After thinking about it, he took He picked up the talisman drawn by Lingling, held it up with both hands, and raised it above his head, "balabalabala..." I don't know what the ghost child was chanting. The soulless talisman was gradually blessed with good luck. Gu Ye raised it in surprise. He raised his eyebrows, this little chubby kid can do it.
Ghost Mantong showed the talisman to Gu Ye, proving that he could really attract wealth and bless people, and could bring good luck to people. He looked at Gu Ye pitifully, probably because he wanted to ask, can he stay
"Very good!" Gu Ye happily absorbed a little bit of ghost energy on his finger, so that he could touch the big head of the little fat boy. "Little Fatty Jin, from now on, you can pray for ten lucky charms every day, is that okay?"
Little Fatty Jin nodded obediently and raised another talisman, "balabalabala..."
Gu Ye poked Lingling and said, "Daughter, daddy gives you a task. Teach him how to speak. Dad really can't understand him."
Tang Jingyi may not need to listen to what he expresses when raising Little Fatty Jin, as long as he is obedient, but Gu Ye cannot raise him like this, he cannot communicate, it is too inhumane.
Lingling puffed up her cheeks and reluctantly agreed. Gu Ye touched her head and praised her with a smile. Then he went online and posted a Weibo post after a long time: five hundred lucky charms. Ten tickets a day, and all the money earned will be donated to welfare organizations. Those who want one will line up every morning, and only the top ten will be taken. If you want one today, you can leave a message in the comment area.
Netizens were speechless: Master Gu, are you serious
What can you do with five hundred lucky charms
Lucky charm? The one who brings wealth and good fortune
I want! Sign up!
Damn it! Is there anyone who actually buys it and has the money to burn it
Brother, don’t be stupid. Gu Ye’s fortune telling is quite accurate. I’ve never seen him draw talismans. The so-called specialization in the art, how awesome can he be, and how good can he be at everything
Gu Ye sent a cross-legged emoticon: Waiting online.jpg
Many fans were impressed by the cute look: Forget it, he is good-looking, he is right as he said!
I'm about to change jobs. I want to bring this talisman to the interview. What if I get good luck? I want I want!
I want one too, produced by Master Gu. I believe it when I see his face!
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The ten lucky charms were quickly ordered. Gu Ye selected the first ten to leave messages. Aite made a list and asked them to send a private message to pay money and leave their addresses. Then he told Sister Hongdou: "Choose ten lucky charms and put them in your wallet. I will Send it out tomorrow." After that, he went to sleep.
The next morning, a large number of spells were placed on the table in the study room. The little fat man had returned to his golden body. Lingling was also lying on the bookshelf, maintaining a posture and closing her eyes.
Gu Ye was speechless, "They didn't sleep all night last night?"
Hongdou couldn't help laughing, "I don't know what they were competing against last night. One spent the whole night painting, and the other spent the whole night praying."
Gu Ye looked at the workload on this table and laughed out loud, "I probably won't wake up in three days. It's too energy-consuming, these two silly kids."
When Gu Ye was selling good luck charms online, word of it reached the school. As soon as Gu Ye arrived in class, many classmates gathered around him and said, "Gu Ye, is that charm real? Give me one!"
Gu Ye smiled slightly, "We don't sell it in school. Our mission is to study hard!"
"Where can I sell it or not? Give me one quickly, I will draw a card and it will be a non-chief!"
"Oh! Playing games is not important! There is a basketball game after class in the afternoon. Gu Ye, are you going to go this time?"
Gu Ye refused without hesitation, "I can't go."
Zhao Pengyu rushed over and grabbed Gu Ye's neck, "Go, go!"
Gu Ye rolled his eyes in disgust, "Let go of your claws!"
"Yo? This watch looks like the same model as my uncle's," Zhao Pengyu's attention was drawn away by the thing on Gu Ye's wrist, "Take it off and let me take a look!"
Gu Ye covered his hands and said, "Don't show me!"
"Give me a look!" While the two were arguing, a classmate came over and asked with a wicked smile: "Gu Ye, have you seen this scandal? Is this you?"
The news he was holding was the news that Mrs. Gu took a screenshot of and showed to Gu Ye. Although it only took a picture of Gu Ye's profile, it could be seen that it was Gu Ye.
The classmate next to him slapped the table happily and said, "Hahahaha, those who took the secret photos are sick. How could it be possible for two men?"
Gu Ye smiled slightly and was noncommittal.
Another classmate looked at Gu Ye and suddenly said seriously: "Well, even though I am a man, I also want to marry you!"
Before Gu Ye could say anything, the classmates next to him were beating each other, "Get out! Climb!"
"Go away! You will be strangled to death by a group of girls!"
Gu Ye held his forehead, why was it so noisy
Zhao Pengyu also shook his head, "It's impossible. With his emotional intelligence and expressionless face, he might stay single for the rest of his life. To say the least, if he's single, it's impossible for him to find a man with your personality. "
Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "Why?"
Zhao Pengyu looked confident, "When he is unhappy, his words can kill people, and when you are unhappy, your mouth can kill people. You two are so close to each other that it is a miracle to be friends. Tell me, what are you doing secretly, and you can still be beaten by others?" made a bid?"
Gu Ye looked serious, "I want to marry your brother-in-law back home."
Zhao Pengyu was stunned for a moment, then sneered, "How is that possible? You are dreaming!"
Xia Xiang sighed, alas, silly boy!
After class, Zhao Pengyu realized that something was not right, and he felt a little nervous. He sent a message to Xia Xiang: Gu Ye doesn't really like my brother-in-law. As you know, he doesn't care about anything and is still a handsome guy. Do you think he was serious or joking? Sometimes I can't tell what he was thinking when he spoke.
Xia Xiang: I don’t know.
Zhao Pengyu sent a message to Yu Ze: Today a man confessed to Gu Ye in public and said he wanted to marry Gu Ye.
Yu Ze: Yeah.
Zhao Pengyu felt relieved instantly and showed Xia Xiang: My brother-in-law is very calm and they are fine. I was scared to death. I thought Gu Ye really fell in love with my brother-in-law! Then he must be heartbroken!
The corner of Xia Xiang's mouth twitched, and he didn't know what to say. He also said it himself, Gu Ye is a handsome guy, who can compare to Yu Ze's face? Mr. Yu, please be confident, okay? Besides, if Gu Ye has an unrequited love, why not try your uncle? Zhao Pengyu's nerves are as thick as steel bars, which is really terrible.
However, a few simple conversations allowed the students to tell that Zhao Pengyu was Yu Ze's nephew. This kind of news was originally regarded as a joke by the students, but now they all regard Zhao Pengyu as their target, and rush to him after class: "Are you really Yu Ze's nephew? Oh my God, how many years apart are you two?"
"Your uncle is so amazing. We in this profession regard him as an idol and a business genius. Can I ask for an autograph?"
"Please sign! Sign this book. Are you going home on New Year's Day? Please, please!"
Zhao Pengyu looked scared and didn't dare to take over anyone. He was very sure that if he asked his uncle to sign autographs, he would really be disgusted to death and would have to be educated.
Gu Ye and Xia Xiang left him unkindly and left.
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After school, Gu Ye rode his bicycle home. He sent the courier first and donated the money to the welfare home. Screenshots of the donation time were also posted online. Gu Ye did not make any money from them.
Netizens are all looking forward to it: waiting for the results of use!
After selling for three days in a row, Gu Ye didn't want to go to bed so late at night and handed the task to Lingling, "Daughter, do you still remember how I taught you how to use the computer? Every night at midnight, you send a message on Weibo, Choose people.”
Lingling nodded obediently, "Promise to complete the task!"
Gu Ye smiled and pinched her little nose, pulled the little fat man off his back, turned around and told Sister Hongdou, "Keep an eye on it. If she doesn't know how to do it, teach her."
In the middle of the night, Lingling's little fingers were typing. Although the speed was very slow, she still performed the task perfectly. Hongdou saw that her movements were interesting, so she recorded them and sent them to Gu Ye.
Gu Ye only saw it when he was eating in the morning. He smiled while looking at it, "Sister Hongdou, where did you get your mobile phone?"
Sister Hongdou smiled softly, "Lingling made it for me. I can also use the mobile phone used in the ghost world."
Gu Ye praised: "This girl is so good. Let her make a sedan for you another day, and then be a few ghost servants. You can go out for a walk when you are bored."
Hongdou said gently: "Okay."
Gu Ye smiled evilly and uploaded this video to the Internet: Congratulations to the winners! I'll send it to you in the evening!
Netizen: Ah! ! Daddy was scared to death! This doll can move! It can move! It can move!
Why is it moving? Electric? It must be electric, right, not that kind of thing!
This doll must be the one Gu Ye bought for 180,000 yuan! Damn it! Bought from a human skin doll store!
I have a bad idea and I don’t know if I should say it
Please don't tell me! Ahhh, I was attracted by this doll. I was so excited that I couldn't sleep last night, thinking that my little husband was talking to me!
The Sunny Day doll hanging on her waist is so evil, it must be a Cloudy Day doll!
…
Among the wailing sounds, there are also alternative aesthetics. Hahahaha, it’s so cute~~ What a beautiful doll!
So pretty! It can still move, I really want to raise it!
I want the same Yintian doll. Where can I buy it? Please help me!
There are even people who want to do some business with Gu Ye: Master Gu, would you like to change your daughter's clothes? We support customization here~
Gu Ye: I want a set of red Hanfu. I want three sets of modern ones, she likes cute ones. Another princess dress.
Opponent: Do you need to change your makeup? Send us your head and we can put on makeup~
When Gu Ye heard that he had taken off his daughter's head and sent it to the other party, he felt a chill in his heart: No, my daughter is naturally beautiful!
Netizens were confused: What does it mean that she likes it? Did she tell you that
Don't ask, this is just a ghost doll! It came from a human skin doll shop, and it was raised by Master Gu!
Damn it! So scary!
The clothes sold in this store are so valuable! Those who can afford it are the rich.
Surprisingly, this innocent little cutie is still struggling with money issues!
…
Gu Ye deliberately dropped such a shocking topic early in the morning and exploded his fan circle. Not only did the fans discuss it enthusiastically for a day, but he also became obsessed with it and gained a wave of followers. It was only in the evening that the topic changed. Because some people who bought good luck charms are really blessed with good luck!
One is a good company that I haven’t interviewed for several times, but I got interviewed this time!
Another person bought a lottery ticket and was lucky enough to win two thousand yuan!
One was to play games and get so excited that the African chief finally stood up with his chest high and drew six S cards in one day! The young lady was so excited that she knelt down and asked for marriage on Gu Ye's Weibo. No one could hold back her excitement.
These three were the first to receive it. When they mentioned the effect, many people were moved. In a short time, there were countless messages asking for it.
Gu Ye was lying on the sofa at night, browsing Weibo, and after seeing the message, he replied: Only ten pictures a day, no more sold. I'm in a good mood today, let's do some fortune telling~
As soon as he talked about fortune telling, Gu Ye's private message was exploded. There was an ID called "I don't want to be a loli" that kept flashing. Gu Ye saw that her name was interesting, so he opened it easily.
Gu Ye: Hello, what do you want to do? Future or money
I don’t want to be a loli: Little brother, I want to do the math, how long can I remain popular
Gu Ye: Show me your face.
Soon, the other party sent a photo, a clear and uncensored frontal photo. It looked like it was taken during the live broadcast.
Gu Ye frowned: Your makeup is too thick, and you also used a filter. Is it too fake? I can't see it like this.
Soon, the other party sent me a photo of a fat aunt with a red plateau face and a round face: Little brother, I don’t count myself. You can do the math for my aunt. Can she become famous as an Internet celebrity
The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched: "On the outside, it's as bright as white paper on the inside, but it won't last more than a year."
I don’t want to be a loli: Brother, what do you mean
As soon as Gu Ye saw the words "little brother", he felt a chill all over his body: it meant that even if he was developed, he would not last more than a year.
She doesn’t want to be a loli: she just wants to make some money and not harm anyone.
Gu Ye has already seen that this aunt just doesn't want to be a Lolita herself, and he is speechless: This is already deceiving the fans' feelings, and there will be retribution.
I don’t want to be a loli and I don’t take it seriously: Isn’t there a man in the Internet celebrity circle who wears women’s clothes, do you know the one called “I am so beautiful”? He didn't suffer any retribution.
Gu Ye actually did a search, and came back with the reply that he didn't want to be a lolita: He's a good-looking person, and his eyebrows are so delicate. Wouldn't it be nice for a pretty boy to cheat? I didn’t say that I was a woman, so I wasn’t lying.
I don’t want to be a loli, probably because I was hurt by these words, so I replied to Gu Ye: You are not accurate! Then he went offline and didn't say any money. Gu Ye was speechless, this man was so unreasonable.
Lingling jumped onto the sofa and sat next to Gu Ye, holding a small bowl in one hand and a toothpick in the other. She stuffed a mouthful of cantaloupe into Gu Ye's mouth. Gu Ye taught the child while eating, "Daughter, It is only natural that you have to pay someone to buy something, and it is even more undesirable to ask someone to tell someone’s fortune without giving you money.”
Lingling fed Gu Ye another mouthful, tilted her head and asked doubtfully: "Why?"
Gu Ye smiled and said meaningfully: "You can't owe Gua money for anything. If you learn the secret but don't pay the corresponding reward, how can God let you go? I want to be cool, I want to be cool."
As expected by Gu Ye, on the third day, the aunt came back to Gu Ye crying: Master Gu, save me!
Gu Ye:? ?
I don’t want to be a loli: The beauty camera I bought online suddenly broke down during the live broadcast. My aunt helped me live broadcast, and they thought it was me, and all my fans left! what do I do? I want to buy a hundred lucky charms, can I get them all back
Gu Ye: Auntie, there is nothing to worry about. Just wish yourself well.
At this time, the news on the Internet has exploded, and the name "I don't want to be a loli" has been out of the circle. Everyone knows that most of the fake beauties in the Internet celebrity circle can use makeup, filters, and magical makeup skills like changing their hair. Created countless male gods and goddesses. But if you don't lose your horse, everyone will pretend to be confused. After all, life is so stressful now, and watching the live broadcast is just for fun. The "real body" of "I don't want to be a lolita" is completely beyond everyone's bottom line. Even if your skin is rough, your face is dark, your face is fleshy, and your face is pockmarked? At least you are a sister! You are in your forties or fifties. If you pretend to be a loli every day and call people your little brother, who can handle it
Fans of "I don't want to be a lolita" are falling like snow. She contacted Gu Ye several times, but Gu Ye didn't reply. "I don't want to be a lolita" can only withdraw from the industry with a bad reputation. Even the live broadcast platform felt sorry for the fans and ordered her to return fans' rewards. Her reputation and money were gone.
There was a lot of excitement online, and even the students in the class were discussing this matter. The students in this class all have rich families. Some of them actually liked "I don't want to be a loli" and gave her a reward. After the accident, I was depressed for a day and a half. , then stood up bravely, deleted the live broadcast platform app angrily, and started studying to make money.
What this guy wants is to open a live broadcast platform and let the internet celebrities sign the contract without makeup. You can flirt with whoever you like, and you will never worry about being cheated!
Gu Ye could only say: As expected of a business queen!
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At ten o'clock in the evening, Yu Ze: Check in late on the 86th day.
Gu Ye: Pull up the quilt and cover yourself.jpg
Yu Ze: I heard there is a rumor that I like you, and I want to clarify it.
Gu Ye wrapped himself tightly in the quilt, tired, here it comes again!
Yu Ze: This is not a rumor, it is true.
Gu Ye was almost moved to tears and replied in a dumbfounded manner: "Okay, okay!" I know, it’s true!
Yu Ze: You haven’t confiscated the 14 cents in the afternoon.
Gu Ye raised his eyebrows: Sorry, there are too few. Clicking on it is not enough for the traffic fee.
Yu Ze: Transfer 1314
The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, and he simply sat up: I'll accept it, can you calm down tonight
Yu Ze: Yeah.
After Gu Ye clicked on accept, he rang the bell in desperation.
Not long after, a dark ghost stood outside the window. Gu Ye crossed his legs and asked desperately: "Brother Ghost General, can you tell me where he saw so many messy things?"
The ghost will sit silently on the windowsill and won't say anything.
"Okay, I know from your attitude. It seems that you really saw it from somewhere." Gu Ye replied to Yu Ze tiredly: Don't come to me on Sunday, I will go to you.
Yu Ze:
Gu Ye: Check what magical things you put in your home!
Yu Ze: Check the post
Gu Ye said angrily: "Whatever you say."
Yu Ze asked seriously: "Will the company want to investigate? I'll let you know in advance."
"No need, don't say anything! Please shut your mouth, thank you!"
I don't know why Gu Ye was so excited. Yu Ze was silent for a while and then replied with a good temper: "Okay."
The next morning, Gu Ye received another transfer.
Yu Ze: Transfer 520
Gu Ye held his forehead and couldn't help but feel angry. Rich people really can't be offended! 1314 at night, 520 in the morning!
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School canteen.
"Have you heard that the aunt who cooks particularly delicious food is leaving? It is said that my daughter-in-law is about to give birth and she will go back to serve the confinement child. The second canteen will be replaced by a chef."
"There must be someone who cooks delicious food! This aunt has a good temper and the meat is super delicious. If she leaves, will we have to eat grass?"
"The school should wait for the new cook to come before letting her go. I hope the new one can cook meat dishes."
"Cherish the last few days! Eat two braised pork ribs for lunch today!"
Zhao Pengyu heard the gossip of the classmates around him, poked Gu Ye on the shoulder, and asked in a low voice: "Just do the math, what kind of cook will come after this auntie leaves?"
Gu Ye: "...Where can I go? The other party hasn't come yet."
Zhao Pengyu continued to poke with his hands, "Master Gu, use your super power to do calculations."
Gu Ye rolled his eyes, "You deserve a beating."
The aunt that the classmates talked about was chubby, with a happy face, and she looked good-tempered. Seeing Gu Ye in a good mood, she served him several more pieces of ribs, "The little number one scholar is so thin, please eat more, is it enough?" ah?"
Gu Ye smiled and said, "That's enough. Thank you, auntie. Congratulations on your baby daughter."
The aunt happily added two more pieces to Gu Ye, "Hahaha, the little number one scholar is talking, I'm looking forward to a well-behaved little granddaughter."
Zhao Pengyu stood next to Gu Ye and said with a smile: "Auntie, he is very accurate in his words, and he can do calculations. He is famous on the Internet. One prediction costs at least a thousand, and celebrities ask him to tell fortunes."
"Really? Oops! Thank you for your kind words!" Auntie happily gave Gu Ye another spoonful of ribs, which was more than the double portion. Gu Ye said sheepishly: "Auntie, that's enough, that's enough for me. I really can’t eat it.”
Zhao Pengyu was excited, "I'll eat, I'll eat!"
The aunt was good-tempered and gave Zhao Pengyu a few more pieces, "I'll give you a big spoonful too!"
Zhao Pengyu happily followed Gu Ye, bubbling with beauty.
Gu Ye was speechless, everyone said that his nephew followed his uncle, but Zhao Pengyu didn't follow Yu Ze at all. Could it be that another nephew followed his uncle? Gu Ye thought about it and shook his head. Yu chose several nephews. If he followed him, the Yu family's Chinese New Year would definitely be a disaster movie!
"We're going to hold a tug-of-war competition on Sunday, go ahead." Zhao Pengyu started to fool Gu Ye again during the meal.
Gu Ye asked slowly: "What are you going to do?"
"Come on."
"It doesn't matter whether I go or not."
"It works. As soon as you go there, there will be more girls. The sound of cheering is loud, and the boys' hormones will rush up!"
Gu Ye complained: "Did you get on the Shenzhou No. 18? Did it fly so fast?"
Zhao Pengyu was disappointed, "You're not going? You can't not participate in any activities."
Gu Ye smiled and said, "I have something to do."
"Save the world?"
Gu Ye squinted his eyes, with a smile on his face, but took a bite of meat fiercely, "I want to save a successful person's integrity and bottom line! If you don't care about it, he will go to heaven!"
While the two were talking, Gu Ye suddenly made a move, his face suddenly became serious, and he turned back to look at the food window carefully. Standing next to the aunt was a fat middle-aged uncle, who seemed to be her successor.
Zhao Pengyu noticed that Gu Ye's expression was wrong and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong?"
Gu Ye frowned, "I seem to smell blood and... rotten smell."
The author has something to say: Gu Ye looked serious: I have a very good nose, this smell is ominous.
Yu Ze looked serious: I am the other half tailor-made for you. I love to be clean and not smelly.
Gu Ye: "...shut your mouth!"
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