Even the Lame Got Tricked by Me Into Standing Up

Chapter 67: Master Gu suddenly became a hot topic

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Gu Ye returned to school from Tang's hometown. He only caught up with one class. In the evening, he took Xia Xiang's notes and made up for the lessons after returning home. Hongdou felt sorry for him being tired, so she came out of the Buddhist beads and planned to make him some midnight snack.

Gu Ye said without even looking up: "Sister Hongdou, I'm not hungry, you should take good care of your injuries. Lingling, take two soul-nourishing incense sticks from the drawer in the lower left corner of my bookshelf."

"Okay!" Lingling, who was wearing a pink bunny costume, was holding two incense sticks that were taller than her and trotted over. Gui Mantong followed from behind, holding a lighter. Hongdou lit the incense herself and sat behind Gu Ye.

Dahei saw Hongdou sitting down, and his soul left his body. He jumped to Hongdou's side in a few steps and lay on Hongdou's legs. Hongdou gently stroked the cat in her arms and asked softly: "Master, are you going to take action on the Xuanshu Society? You have so much schoolwork now, how can you have the time?"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "The way the Gu family behaves is that if you can spend money, don't do it yourself. As long as you can make money, that's enough."

Hongdou frowned in confusion, and Gu Ye had no intention of explaining. After reading the notes, he picked up the scissors and started cutting paper figures until late at night.

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In the middle of the night, a hoarse voice suddenly rang out from the entrance of the Xuanshu Society: "Let us row our oars and push the waves away~"

"The sea reflects the beautiful... tower. Let's row our oars!"

"Hahahahaha~ Great singing! One more!"

Those who had learned to sleep were woken up by the tone-deaf ghost shouting. Normal people couldn't hear these sounds, but the stronger the spiritual power, the clearer they could hear. Many people sat up in the middle of the night, "What the hell is that at the door? How dare you make noise here?"

After the song was finished, there was silence for two minutes, and everyone in the Xuanshu Society breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the idiot had finally left and they could finally go to sleep.

Just when they were about to doze off, "I am the strongest, the best, the brightest, the most radiant. No one can stop me from sprouting! I sprout!" A shout from the soul came out from a hoarse voice. The voice was so loud that it woke up those who were about to fall asleep. When they heard it, many people followed suit and cheered, "Great! Applause! One more!"

Everyone in the Xuanshu Society was furious. Many of the young people threw off their blankets, put on down jackets in the cold weather, and stormed downstairs. "Where did this lonely ghost come from? Do you know where this place is? Get out of here!"

The young man cursed and swore, but when he went out, he was stunned. There were at least a hundred ghosts gathered at the gate of the Xuanshu Society, having a party. When they saw the young man coming out, all the ghosts looked at him, and the young man's scalp tingled for a moment.

1vs100!

These ghosts died in all kinds of ways, some were missing arms, some were missing legs, some died of illness, their faces were blue and purple, and some were drowned, with water plants and kelp hanging on their bodies. Being stared at by so many ghosts, the young man's momentum was instantly suppressed, and he said nervously: "I tell you, all the people living here are masters. If you don't want your souls to be scattered, leave quickly, otherwise we will not be polite to you!"

The guy at the front desk also had a sullen look on his face. "They don't have any evil spirits on them, and they haven't done anything bad. They are obviously innocent ghosts waiting in line to be reincarnated. After Gu Ye destroyed these magic arrays, they haven't been repaired yet, and we can't stop them."

At this time, several more masters came down, all of them holding weapons. They were very angry when they were woken up, "What's wrong with you? Who sang just now? How dare you sing so badly?"

A ghost with a crooked neck was not happy and stood up angrily, "Why is my singing not good? If you have the ability, then sing it. I let you listen for free and you are not happy. Do you have any sense of reason?"

“That’s right!”

"Bullying people, bah! Bullying ghosts!"

"You!" The man gritted his teeth in anger, holding the peach wood sword and asked fiercely: "Say another word!"

"Help! The people from the Mystic Arts Society are going to kill ghosts!" When the ghost shouted, many ghosts reacted and jumped around in panic, "Help! Kill the ghosts!"

The scene was in chaos for a moment. The young people of the Xuanshu Society were all confused. It was just to scare them. Who killed a ghost? Is it okay to touch a car

Now no one really dares to touch them. The outside world has always accused them of killing innocent people. If they are touched again, this accusation will be firmly put on them.

An older master saw that this was not going to work, so he ran to the ghosts and said, "Calm down! Calm down, everyone! You haven't done anything bad, we won't arrest you! Brother, you sing very well, really, but you didn't choose the right time and place. Can't you sing in the suburbs? This is disturbing the people."

"We're not going. We just want to sing here. There's a big space here!" The crooked-necked ghost sat cross-legged on the ground and refused to move. "Brothers and sisters, get excited! Dance!"

A group of little ghosts jumped up and down happily, "Why are you sleeping together? Have fun!"

Several masters were so angry that their faces turned black, but they really couldn't do anything about them, so they went back with gritted teeth.

This group of ghosts held a party at the gate of the Xuanshu Society, dancing and singing, and they held it all night. The next morning, the leader came, and the people in the Xuanshu Society were furious. They all ran to the hall to gather and complain, and the whole hall was filled with dark circles under their eyes.

"It's tiring enough on a normal day. I travel all over the country and can't even get a good night's sleep when I come back. When I'm on a mission, I'm afraid I'll be out of spirits and get into danger."

"You can't hit me, you can't scold me, you haven't even said a word yet, they've already made a scene, saying you killed a ghost, and the ghosts within miles can hear you!"

"Last night, all I could think about was that tone-deaf howl in a hoarse voice. You can howl if you want, but at least get the words right. Damn it! Not a single word was right from beginning to end. I really can't stand it with my obsessive compulsive disorder!"

"I couldn't bear it anymore. I had an impulse last night and went down with a knife to chop them up."

"Don't talk nonsense! If this gets out, we really can't do this anymore."

After receiving such a report, the higher-ups also realized that it was unusual. “How could so many ghosts gather together? It doesn’t make sense.”

"Someone must be trying to mess with us, and they must have come here on purpose."

"Is it Gu Ye? The person I offended recently is Gu Ye. Only someone named Gu Ye could do such a wicked thing."

An old man immediately refuted, "Impossible, this Gu Ye is a very straightforward person, he will confront you directly if you have anything to say, just like when he came to my house that night. He is so young, how can he be so scheming? What is he trying to achieve?"

Jing Lianzhong has no time to take care of these things recently. "Hurry up and repair the magic circle and stop them outside. If that doesn't work, find a ghost, give him some money, and ask him why they are gathering here."

On that day, the people of the Xuanshu Society called back the people who knew how to make a magic array, and rushed to make a magic array. It took until the evening to make one, and it took dozens of magic talismans. The people of the Xuanshu Society breathed a sigh of relief. They probably wouldn't dare to come at night.

What no one expected was that this group of ghosts gathered again at midnight!

This time, the man with the hoarse voice had a duet, and when he opened his mouth he used a hoarse voice. The two of them kept shouting until almost dawn!

The people in the Xuanshu Society were almost going crazy. When they checked the magic circle, they found that it had been destroyed. The upper echelons all knew that someone was deliberately trying to mess with them, but they didn't know who it was. Now they are facing the election of the president of the society, and there are intrigues. Who knows if it is someone inside who is deliberately doing this

It's only been a few days, and the upper management of the society hasn't figured out what's going on. People living inside the Xuanshu Society can't stand it anymore. Most of these people are young people who don't have a home or a job, so they choose to live in the dormitory of the society. These ghosts gather here every day, and they can't even sleep. Some young people can't stand it. If I can't afford to provoke them, I can afford to hide from them. Can't I just move away

As one person left, others followed. In a few days, one third of the society’s dormitories were empty.

The Xuanshu Society also tried to retain people by telling them that if they left, the society would not give them rental subsidies. Young people don't care about that little subsidy, and it won't cost much if several people rent together.

The people from the Xuanshu Society were too lazy to care about them. "Forget it, if you want to leave, go ahead. You have to come back if you want to accept the mission."

At this time, a new small group emerged. This small group was actually a replica of the Society, and it was also a friend group for friends in the Xuanshu world. The Xuanshu circle was so small that if you met someone, they might be friends of your friends' friends. You pulled me in, and I pulled him in. Soon, many young people were pulled into the group.

Someone suggested: "We can have fun in our own group, why should we join a society to be controlled by others? How much money we earn is our own. As long as we don't harm others, don't use mystical arts to harm others, and don't attack innocent ghosts, we can act uprightly and won't be punished by God. Besides, we have freedom of work, no rules on where to live, and we don't have to go back to the headquarters. In the future, we can fight together, eat meat together, and beat up bastards together. It's so cool just thinking about it!"

At first, everyone just waited and watched, but after two days of talking, everyone's mind became active. It's hard to fool the elderly, but young people often go online and run around every day. They have seen a lot and their hearts are wild. Many of them know that their income is not equal to the money given by the client, and they have been angry for a long time. The young apprentices with masters are more obedient, but those in their twenties and thirties who are not supervised by masters have their own ideas. Now the group is full of people of similar age, and many of the words are spoken from the heart, and they are really moved.

However, everyone is still concerned about one question: "Where can I get a job? If there is no work, what will I eat? Where will I live?"

"Why are you so stupid? Go out and have fun! Use your eyes to observe and help those who are in need! If you see rich people, ask more, and if you see poor people, ask less. Do you need to be taught this?"

This group of young people suddenly felt like they had opened the door to a new world. “Is this possible?”

That person seemed to have been wronged in the Xuanshu Society. She sounded exhausted and heartbroken. "We learn Xuanshu to save lives! To put it simply, it's to support our families, and to put it more broadly, it's for the benefit of the people of the world! We are not in a class for women with intellectual disabilities. We are hired laborers in the society. Who says we have to obey them? These years have been too difficult. We get up earlier than chickens and sleep later than dogs. We work hard, but in the end... our salary is not enough to buy a house. I borrowed the rent money from friends."

After hearing this, many young people sympathized with him. They thought to themselves, weren't they also in the same boat? They were also so miserable! Suddenly, everyone had a common language and vented their feelings together.

As they chatted, everyone felt that staying in the society was not as good as going out and seeing the world, and it was too tiring to get that fixed salary.

As a result, the top leaders of the Xuanshu Society received more than a dozen resignation reports every day, and the reasons were quoted from a popular Internet phrase: The world is so big and I want to go see it.

With so many people leaving, the Xuanshu Society must have investigated the reason. They were almost furious when they found out that this group of young people actually wanted to hold a small meeting!

Although the Xuanshu Society was troubled, the problem was not difficult to solve. After all, it was the young people who wanted to leave, and the old generation had not moved, and their foundation was still there. At this time, Mr. Tang and several old gentlemen who founded the society spoke up: Don't hold an election, just disband, there is no need to do it, if everyone gives us face, then disband.

As soon as these words came out, those old men who had grown up studying the art of metaphysics and had experienced many ups and downs with Master Tang and his companions began to waver. They were reluctant to leave before, but now there was nothing to be nostalgic about. Master Tang had already said that they should disperse, so what was the point of staying

A group of masters in their forties and fifties also submitted their resignation letters. The reason was simple: they were old and wanted to retire.

The Xuanshu Society was furious. What the hell is retirement? How old is he

In short, if you are not allowed to resign, you have to ask for leave, and if it is not approved, you have to ask for sick leave. For a while, no one took the tasks of the Xuanshu Society.

The top management saw that this was not going to work, so they held a meeting and started to come up with a policy: increase wages, double it! No! Triple it!

Just when some people were wavering, gossip started again in the small group: "I heard that Xie Cheng went to someone to have his feng shui calculated, and the rich businessman gave him one million!"

(⊙o⊙)Wow!!!

The friends in the group were all shocked. They had been fortune-telling and feng shui consulting for so many years, but they had never seen so much money even if all their assets were added together!

Xie Cheng happened to be in the group. He was popular and had many friends. Those who were familiar with him all tagged him and asked Xie Cheng: Is this true

At this time, Xie Cheng had to stand up and explain embarrassedly: Others originally wanted to give more, but my friend was embarrassed to ask for it, so he accepted the one million and donated 500,000 to the charity department to accumulate merit for us.

The friends in the group were all excited: No wonder Jie Cheng has become rich recently and even rented a house!

There is also a motorcycle! That little car is pretty cool! You must have bought it yourself!

Even poor bastard Jie Cheng is rich now, but we are still poor!

I don't need one million, I can donate 100,000 and still have 50,000 left if I donate 50,000!

The friends contacted a few people they could talk to and formed a group. They wanted to wait for the resignation report to come in, and then they went for a run. The active members in the group enthusiastically greeted everyone: Don’t forget to donate! This is to accumulate virtue for yourself, otherwise it will damage your virtue and you will not live long!

Everyone understands this principle, but someone suddenly said: We learned about it before, that they donate to welfare organizations every year, and everyone’s name is written on it. Now that I think about it, I don’t know if it’s true.

The group was silent for more than ten seconds, and someone said: No way, if this is fake, isn’t it a disregard for human life

At this time, someone suddenly said, "I heard that Huai Xiangguo died of illness at the age of 45. Isn't his little disciple following his uncle?"

The group fell silent all of a sudden, frightened into silence.

Xie Cheng: Forget about it, just do something good to accumulate merit for yourself. Forget about the poor, just give them a bun and help them if you can.

Everyone then reacted: Yes, yes, yes!

Xie Cheng: Just catch the evil ghost, don’t wait for it to harm people.

Everyone responded: Yes, yes, yes!

Someone asked: How much does it cost to look at a grave? I am not good at other things, but I am good at this.

Xie Cheng: It’s the same principle. Rich people want more, poor people want less. It’s better than going to work anyway! I won’t say more. My master called me.

After the active member in the group finished speaking, he sent a private message to Gu Ye: Boss, what do you think of my pace of this wave

Gu Ye happily gave the other party a red envelope: Not bad, you are worthy of being an insurance agent, you are very eloquent. If you work hard and perform well, I will introduce you to my brother's company and find a reliable job.

The other party was naturally very grateful, "Thank you, boss! I will definitely perform well!"

When Gu Ye saw this, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing a satisfied smile.

This was the man he found under the overpass. He was wearing a suit and tie in the freezing weather, with a cheap leather bag tucked under his arm. He looked like a decent person, but in fact he was so cold that his face was red and his body was stiff.

Gu Ye saw that he was a good talker with a good personality, so he treated him to a bowl of noodles and asked if he wanted to do business with him. The other party was so poor that he couldn't afford to eat. After hearing what Gu Ye said, he gladly accepted the task. Using several trumpets together, he kidnapped most of the young people who moved out of the Xuanshu Society in a few days.

At night, Gu Ye cut another stack of paper people. After burning them, they turned into ghosts. He also invited some real ghosts and sent them to the door of the Metaphysics Society.

Go ahead and make a fuss. Make them all bald.

After finishing, Gu Ye called Yu Ze, "How's it going over there?"

Yu Ze also knew what Gu Ye had done in the past few days. Hearing him ask so seriously, he couldn't help but tease him: "Isn't what you've been doing quite interesting?"

Gu Ye couldn't help but smirk, "This is just a small trouble of mine. It disgusts them. They still want to hold elections and continue their business? He is dreaming! How is your side? Have you found any evidence?"

"We haven't collected all of them yet. They are fake companies, illegal operations, tax evasion, and cults brainwashing young children," Yu Ze's voice was very light, but every point he found was ruthless. "My company has a team of lawyers, and they will follow up the whole process. There is still one month left before the end of the year, so we will get rid of it before the end of the year."

Gu Ye exclaimed, clapped his hands very attentively, and praised: "Boss Yu is indeed the son of heaven, handsome as hell!"

While they were talking about a serious topic, the tone of the conversation suddenly changed. Yu Ze raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Don't be silly, I have something else to ask you."

Gu Ye smiled and said, "Hey~ Ask after you're done~"

Yu Ze said lovingly, "Then you go ahead and tell me when you're done."

Gu Ye couldn't be naughty anymore, "Okay, I'm done with my arrogance, you tell me."

"You and your senior brother Gu Ye have similar personalities."

Yu Ze said this so suddenly that Gu Ye shuddered and the smile on his face froze. He suddenly realized that he was too careless or trusted Yu Ze too much and let things slip. After all, this man's insight was so sharp that it was shocking.

"Maybe it's because we have similar personalities that he accepted me as his junior. During the Chinese New Year last year, I was in my hometown and he happened to pass by. He said that I had been stupid since childhood and it wasn't my fault, but that I was missing a soul. After curing my illness, he threw me a few books and left." Gu Ye lay on the sofa, trying to relax himself so that there would be no abnormality in his voice.

"This is a great favor, but it's a pity that I can't repay it. I was wondering if I should send his remains back to your master?"

Hearing that Yu Ze believed his nonsense, Gu Ye quietly breathed a sigh of relief, "No need, my senior brother died as a sacrifice, his soul flew away, his body turned into ashes and scattered between heaven and earth, there is no body at all."

"Well," Yu Ze said regretfully, "What a pity."

Gu Ye smiled and said, "Yeah."

The two chatted for a few more sentences, and Gu Ye made an excuse to hang up the phone. He covered his pounding heart and buried his head under the pillow in annoyance. Fortunately, he was fooled.

Little did he know that at this moment, Yu Ze was staring at the screen of his mobile phone with a cold and sharp gaze, his eyes were dark and unclear. An idea gradually arose in his heart, but no matter how he thought about it, it seemed too unbelievable. Yu Ze shook his head, shook off the idea in his mind, and picked up a document on the table.

Gu Ye, 25 years old, was born in an unknown place. He was abandoned at a mass grave beside a mountain road at the age of four. He ate at hundreds of homes in a small mountain village and was raised by villagers in turn for more than half a year. He was then sent to a provincial orphanage. At the age of six, he was adopted by the spell master Shao Fuxian. He was born with extremely high spiritual energy. At the age of ten, he challenged the Xuanshu Society's internal Xuanshu competition and defeated the Xuanshu masters whose average age was 23, becoming famous overnight.

He has a rebellious personality and is extremely willful. He often does things his own way and hates being constrained. He does things based on his personal preferences and is listed as an outlier in the world of Xuanshu by the Xuanshu Society. However, everything he does is on the side of justice. No matter whether the victim is a human or a ghost, he only helps the right side. How similar is this to Gu Ye's style of doing things

At the age of 25, he sacrificed his own life for the lives of the people of Huaixin City, but in the end, no trace of his body remained. Dozens of masters of the mysterious arts tried to summon his soul, but to no avail, and he was considered to have died.

Yu Ze put the information down, frowning. Are there really people with such similar personalities

Puzzled, Yu Ze locked the documents in a drawer, asked his assistant when the car he had ordered for Gu Ye would arrive, and sent a goodnight message to Gu Ye. In return, he received a small heart-shaped emoji. Yu Ze raised his lips, looked at the photo of Gu Ye on the screen background, and caressed it with deep eyes. No matter how many little secrets he had hidden, the person was his.

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The Xuanshu Society encountered problems one after another and was investigated for various reasons. The internal election could not be held as scheduled. Yu Ze mobilized a team of lawyers, with Gu Ye also involved. Naturally, the Gu family also got the news.

Gu Sen wanted to ask if he needed help, but when he thought of what Gu Ye said, he couldn't save his face. He felt ashamed to face Yu Ze, his old classmate. What should he call her from now on? Sister-in-law? The third brother's family

"Second brother, ask Yu Ze if he needs help?" The eldest brother began to conscript able-bodied men.

Gu Lin said disdainfully: "Why do you let me ask? I don't want to talk to him."

Gu Sen urged angrily: "Just ask if I ask you to. Why are there so many things?"

Gu Lin was speechless. "I am just a sandwich, but I am also a big CEO. You can't bully me like this!"

Gu Sen looked at his brother solemnly with a sullen face, "Are you going to ask or not?"

Gu Lin sighed, "I asked, who made me a sandwich?"

The next morning, after breakfast, Gu Lin called Yu Ze coldly and said, "You seem to be quite concerned about the matter of the Xuanshu Society."

Yu Ze was not surprised when he received the call, and said calmly, "It's my job."

Gu Lin said indifferently: "From now on, just treat whatever he wants to do as part of your responsibility."

Yu Ze said coldly: "Of course."

Gu Lin curled his lips, feeling extremely uncomfortable, "Is this considered a promise to me as your brother?"

"yes."

Gu Lin said coldly: "I still don't like you."

Yu Ze: “Yeah.”

Gu Lin didn't hang up the phone, and shouted coldly, "Brother, Mr. Yu said he can handle it himself! You don't need to worry about it!"

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Yu Ze: “…”

It seems that it will take some effort to bring the person home.

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As the twelfth lunar month approaches, the weather is getting colder and colder. This seems to be the season when bankruptcy is easy. First, the companies affiliated with the Xuanshu Society were found to be operating illegally, evading taxes, and brainwashing orphans. Although the top leaders have not been arrested yet, they can no longer work. The masters under their names have lost their jobs one after another, and they don’t know where to go in the cold winter. Then, a cold wind blew in the entertainment industry: Dingnan Entertainment Company declared bankruptcy!

The latter one is obviously more exciting and has attracted more attention. Artists from Dingnan Entertainment have terminated their contracts on a large scale, and fans of each artist are as anxious as ants on a hot pan, worried about what will happen to their idols.

Gu Ye, who participated in both events, became a hot topic just because of a sentence he said half a year ago!

For a time, the name Gu Ye became popular in the entertainment industry!

The author has something to say: I have been thinking about it for a long time, and finally decided on the next chapter. I can’t write the story about traveling through a book, so I changed it. I asked for advance collection in advance because if the advance collection is too little, I can’t be on the list. I dare not start writing, so I can only ask for collection in advance. This book will be updated daily as usual, and I have to write for more than a month to finish all the prepared stories. The next book "What to do if you have a good life [Entertainment Circle]" copywriting: After Ling Yue became an adult, he was driven down the mountain by his parents and was dragged into a talent show in a daze. Unexpectedly, he became famous as soon as he showed his face. Two months later, he made his debut in the center position miraculously! The single record sales airborne ranked first on the list!

What’s even more amazing is that all kinds of variety shows, TV shows, movies… as long as Lingyue is in the show, they all become popular! Even the company that signed Lingyue has come back from the brink of bankruptcy.

The entire network believes that Ling Yue is the reincarnation of a koi fish: forward this Ling Xiao Yue, and you will get a promotion and a raise, pass every exam, have a romantic partner, and everything will be answered by the heavens and the earth...

The reporter asked Lingyue: "What do you think about the koi's statement?"

Ling Yue said seriously: "I am wearing a colorful battle suit, stepping on colorful clouds, with horns on my head and a tail behind me. My true form is comparable to a sunny rainbow white horse! Much bigger than a koi fish!" (Inner pride.jpg)

Everyone thought Ling Yue was joking, until one day, on a dating reality show, Ling Yue was held in the palm of the hand by the national male god, who pulled his colorful feathers and studied them carefully: "Is this your colorful battle suit?"

Ling Yue cried with feathers all over the floor: "Boss, I have too much hair! I am not tasty!"

The carefree, sunny and lucky bottom and the ancient monster top, this is the next danmei novel to read!