Even the Lame Got Tricked by Me Into Standing Up

Chapter 71: Feng shui kills people

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The whole family looked at Gu Yang with expressions like little fools, and Mrs. Gu was even more tired. There were four brothers, and each brother was smarter than the last. The one she gave birth to was the stupidest.

Gu Yang excitedly explained the origin of the steamed buns and steamed buns, focusing on bragging about Gu Ye's ability, which was the only one in the world. The whole family didn't believe it.

Gu Decheng picked up a bun and said with emotion: "It's been a long time since I've seen such a big bun. When I was a kid, your grandma would make it. During the Chinese New Year, she would steam it in a pot and put a piece of meat in a bun. That's it. It’s Chinese New Year.”

Gu Ye smiled and said, "So, it's quite worth it to get this big pot of steamed buns back."

Gu Decheng smiled and tasted one, "It tastes like farm food, which is better than asking for money."

Gu Ye smiled and asked, "Is it the taste of my hometown?"

Gu Decheng nodded with satisfaction, "Very good."

Seeing that her husband liked it, Mrs. Gu said, "If you want to eat it, I'll take the time to find an aunt to learn how to steam these buns."

Gu Yang shook his head and said seriously: "Mom, our conditions are not suitable, you have to get a big pot like that!" Gu Yang gestured, "It must be so big! One pot can hold dozens!"

Mrs. Gu rolled her eyes, just wanting him to shut up.

Gu Yang had a look of superiority that I knew you didn't understand, and you couldn't understand the fucking hint, "You still have to burn firewood."

Mrs. Gu sneered, "Burning firewood pollutes the environment. I use electricity."

"Electricity doesn't work. Electricity will definitely not produce that smell. You have to go to the mountains to chop firewood. Carry a small basket and find the dry ones. The wet ones can't be lit." Gu Yang thought for a while and clapped his hands excitedly, "Oh! , What a miserable old lady!”

The three Gu and Ye brothers all looked like this child was hopeless, and even Gu Decheng was holding back laughter. Mrs. Gu stood up angrily, held Gu Yang's ears, and said angrily: "I see you don't want to eat at noon either. , go hang up the lantern for me! I won’t finish my work in the afternoon, and I won’t let you eat at night!”

Gu Yang screamed and screamed as he was being carried. He didn't know where he offended his mother. When the whole family was having dinner at noon, he climbed up the ladder to hang a lantern, with an aggrieved expression on his face that he had been hurt by the whole family.

Gu Ye smiled evilly, the boss would definitely not do this kind of work, the second brother was as elegant as a nobleman, and it was impossible for him to climb the ladder. He didn't want to do it either, so he could only wrong the fourth child.

Seeing Gu Sen wandering around the yard with a cold face, Gu Ye secretly said: "Brother must be worried about the fourth brother. He wants to help, but he can't save face."

Gu Lin shook his head and said disgustedly: "You are so arrogant, who knows who will suffer."

Gu Ye squinted his eyes and looked at Gu Sen for a while, then suddenly became happy and shouted through the window: "Brother, you will have good luck this year!"

Gu Sen's face darkened outside the window, "Don't talk nonsense."

Gu Decheng was surprised when he heard this and asked: "Really?"

Gu Ye said firmly: "Really, my eldest brother will definitely have good luck with love this year, and he will be a good one."

Gu Sen glared at Gu Ye angrily, "Shut up!"

"dad!"

"Boss, shut up! The third child said."

Gu Ye said with a smile: "I only see that the eldest brother is lucky, but I haven't seen whether that person is the future sister-in-law. Brother, come on~"

Gu Sen: "..."

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On New Year's Eve, the highlight finally came, the ancestor worship session.

After the family is ready, they go to their ancestors' graves to offer incense and then invite their ancestors to go home for the New Year. The four brothers kowtowed and knelt down one by one to their grandfather, grandma, grandpa, grandma, second grandpa, and second grandma. In the winter, the ground was cold and hard, and even small grains of soil hurt their knees. Gu Yang kowtowed twice and then looked at his brothers with bared teeth. The eldest brother showed no expression as always. The strange thing is that the second brother and the third brother did not change their expressions. Gu Yang subconsciously glanced at the third brother who was most afraid of pain, and then realized that something was wrong. The knees of the second brother and the third brother were... so thick!

Gu Yang asked in a low voice: "Brother, what's stuffed in your knee?"

Gu Ye said expressionlessly: "Be serious, a row of ancestors are looking at you and like you very much."

Gu Yang was so frightened that he shut up and didn't even dare to rub his knees.

Finally arriving at the grave of Gu Ye's mother, Gu Decheng knelt down, took out a handkerchief from his pocket, and wiped the photo of his wife clean. The woman in the photo has a smile on her face, delicate facial features, and arrogance and confidence in her eyebrows. In the early days of Gu Decheng's business, without the help of his wife, it would have been difficult for him to achieve what he has achieved now.

Gu Decheng said solemnly: "Kowtow to your mother, you have grown up."

The three brothers kowtowed to their mother. When Gu Yang saw his brothers kowtow, he followed suit, knelt beside Gu Ye, and kowtowed to call his mother.

Mrs. Gu, who had been standing aside like an outsider and finding it difficult to integrate, was so angry at her son's scene that she always felt like she was dead.

Originally, the three brothers felt unhappy. When they saw Gu Yang, they didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Gu Decheng also smiled, "Okay, the boss is holding the altar and going back to celebrate the New Year."

Gu Sen was walking in front with dozens of tablets, and Gu Ye saw that there was no ancestor behind him, no grandparents, and no mother. After all, inviting ancestors back to celebrate the New Year is just a spiritual sustenance for the living.

After the New Year's Eve dinner, the whole family watched the Spring Festival Gala together. Gu Decheng glanced at Gu Ye, who was sitting on the sofa eating melon seeds, "Third brother, come here."

Gu Ye blinked, put on his slippers and followed his father upstairs, "Dad, what's the matter?"

Gu Decheng pondered for a moment, then asked with a complex expression: "Your mother, have you ever blamed me?"

Gu Ye was stunned for a moment before he realized what his father meant. He smiled and said, "No, my mother has already been reincarnated. She usually reincarnates when she has no worries."

Gu Decheng stood there in surprise for a long time before sighing, "She's gone."

Gu Ye was open-minded and said with relief: "It's good to leave. Why wait for another few decades? I don't know if we can be together in the next life."

Gu Decheng nodded, unable to tell whether it was regret or relief, "What about your grandpa? What are you worried about?"

"You have been reincarnated a long time ago," Gu Ye couldn't help but smile, "The person who entrusted you with your dream before was a little man I cut out of paper. My grandfather left long ago."

Father Gu was stunned for a moment, then immediately got angry, "You naughty kid!"

Gu Ye was also very innocent. He spread his hands and asked, "What can I do? You won't listen to anything I say!"

Gu Decheng was so angry that he wanted to beat the child, "Your grandfather, you dare to lie. If I don't beat you, I will be sorry to all my ancestors!"

Gu Ye ran away, "Mom! My dad beat me!"

Mrs. Gu feels very uncomfortable today because she feels like an outsider. She also understands that the whole family is very kind to her, but she is being pretentious. As soon as he heard what Gu Ye said, he couldn't care less about the awkwardness and rushed to stop him, "Gu Decheng! It's the Chinese New Year, why are you hitting your child again?"

The guard was extremely fierce. Gu Decheng's expression suddenly weakened, and his aura instantly weakened. "I didn't fight him. I was just trying to scare him."

"My mom is so pretty!" Gu Ye praised gratefully and took the opportunity to slip away. Gu Decheng laughed angrily and had no way to do anything with him.

After returning to the room, Gu Ye took out the statue of the King of Hell and Master's tablet that were forgotten in the box, and took a raw chicken from the kitchen and placed it on the table, "I'm sorry, I'm too busy. I'll give you the tribute now. Please protect me. Don’t let me encounter so many weird things again. Please wait for me.”

Not long after, Gu Ye came back with a smile on his face, closed the door with a smile, placed the half plate of fruits and melon seeds he had just eaten, put his hands together and bowed, and said seriously: "It is said that sincerity leads to spirituality, etiquette It’s light on affection, but you’re welcome to eat!”

After paying homage, Gu Ye sat at the table, continued to crack melon seeds, turned on the TV in the bedroom, and began to reply to today's messages.

That night, Gu Ye dreamed that his master had turned into a man in his fifties, wearing a particularly handsome suit, holding his ear and scolding him for being a little bastard and being dishonest in worshiping God.

Gu Ye also complained, the old man was dressed like a civil servant and looked so handsome. What else could he do if he was busy marrying a wife? The angry old man chased and beat him. Gu Ye ran so fast that it took the old man a long time to catch up with him.

Facts have proved that you still need to listen to Master's teachings. You must be sincere when worshiping God, otherwise you won't care about anything. In the next year, Gu Ye still couldn't avoid strange things.

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, early in the morning, someone came to see him.

After hearing the notice from his family, Gu Ye removed the offering plate for Lord Yama, "You have to wait until the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, you are not allowed at all! Don't eat it."

As soon as he got downstairs, Gu Ye saw two dying people sitting on the sofa in the living room restrainedly, with a look of death on their faces, "Hey, you came early enough."

"We brothers are really too embarrassed to disturb the little gods during the Chinese New Year. I am the eldest, my name is Liu Sheng, and my fourth brother is Liu Long." Liu Sheng was just fifty years old, his hair was already gray, and he spoke like a little fairy. The attitude was at its lowest, "We really can't live any longer. When we saw the note you left, we endured the thirties and the first day of the new year. Today, we were afraid that you would leave and block the door as soon as you left. ”

Liu Long's eyes turned red, "Yesterday for the Chinese New Year, we brothers invited a row of altars back, and they are still displayed at home today. I really can't go on."

Gu Ye asked someone to serve tea to the two uncles, "Don't be anxious, speak slowly."

Liu Sheng said slowly: "That's it. In March last year, the four of us pooled our money together to buy the vacant land and built a pig farm. However, not long after the farm was built and opened, something happened to our family. First, my wife's cancer was in the advanced stage when she was diagnosed, and she died in two months. She was in good health before and could do farm work, but she died immediately after saying that. Eyes rolled, "Only forty-five."

Liu Long took over what his eldest brother said and continued: "While my sister-in-law was in the hospital, it was time to catch up with the wheat harvest. My second brother's family had a combine harvester. When harvesting wheat, the machine broke down. He went down to check, and the harvester that was originally stalled The machine suddenly slid forward, and he was completely sucked into the harvester. When he was rescued, his entire back was gone. He was taken to the ambulance like a bloody man. Fortunately, the engine was turned off, otherwise he would have died. No more. Until now, he is still recovering from his injuries at my nephew’s place and has not come back.”

"Then, there is my third brother. He has high blood pressure. He drank a little wine at night and is usually fine. But in the early morning, he went to the toilet and suddenly suffered a cerebral hemorrhage. By the time my siblings found out, he was already stiff."

"That's not true. My wife died two months ago." Liu Long said with a dejected look on his face: "I have the same disease as my sister-in-law. She is diagnosed with terminal cancer as soon as she is discovered. She is thirty-eight years old this year."

"People in the village said privately that it was my family that did something immoral, and that's why we got retribution." The two brothers looked bitter, "We are just honest farmers, where can we go to do immoral things?"

Gu Ye nodded and comforted: "You have done nothing immoral. I can see that you are all honest and responsible. Did you spend all your hard-earned money to build this pig farm?"

"Yes, we have paid off the loan." When it came to this, the brothers became worried, "Now they want to sell the place to pay back the money, but they can't sell it."

"Don't worry about selling it yet," Gu Ye asked: "Have people in the village who were around forty or fifty years old died?"

"It's true," Liu Sheng thought for a moment, "I had a sudden myocardial infarction a few days ago. He's gone. He was in his forties. He had late-stage cancer, and he was just fifty."

Gu Ye's eyes darkened. When he looked up, he found a row of people standing in the corridor on the second floor. They all lowered their heads and listened to the gossip. Because they had never heard it before, it was somewhat new. Looking at the expressions of the two brothers, they both looked sympathetic.

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched and he called Gu Yang: "Go get a pen and paper for me."

Gu Yang ran away in a hurry, and soon he was handed an unwritten test paper.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows and looked at him, are you serious

Gu Yang smiled flatteringly, but he wouldn't do it anyway.

Gu Ye turned the test paper over and drew a picture on the white paper on the back, "Look, does the location where your factory is built look like a guillotine?"

Both brothers took a deep breath, "It really looks like it!"

"Build a factory here and erect such a high flagpole here. How is it different from a guillotine? This flagpole cannot be erected here. Who gave you the idea?"

Both of their expressions changed. "At first we didn't have a flagpole there. Didn't something happen to our family all the time? So I asked around and found a Taoist priest. He said there was evil here and a flagpole must be erected to suppress it. So we "

Gu Ye sneered, "This Taoist priest is not a serious person, right? There was a problem with that position, but it didn't end so quickly. As soon as the flagpole was erected, the surrounding feng shui completely changed. That Taoist priest, you guys Where did you find it?”

"He is from Zaocun next door. He came to the town half a year ago. He can count and count. He can help with weddings and weddings. People in the town said that a little fairy left and another one and a half came. Xian'er."

Gu Ye sneered, what kind of semi-immortal is this based on Feng Shui's ability? If he did it sincerely and used Feng Shui to maliciously kill people, this would be a big deal.

"You two should go back now and find someone to dig up the flagpole. I suspect there is something buried under the flagpole." Gu Ye stood up, "You go first, I will be there soon."

Gu Yang finally got smart and got a down jacket for Gu Ye, then followed him briskly, "I'll go too!"

Gu Lin had a bunch of car keys hanging on his fingers, spinning them in circles with a smile, "I'll go too."

Gu Ye: "..."

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