Even the Lame Got Tricked by Me Into Standing Up

Chapter 86: So exciting!

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Yu Ze pulled Gu Ye in, rested his forehead against Gu Ye's brows, and asked happily: "Why didn't you tell me before you came? I'll pick you up."

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I have a car and I know the way, so I can come by myself."

Yu Ze raised his lips and asked meaningfully, "Come to recognize your mother?"

Gu Ye chuckled twice, "Yes."

Yu Ze pinched Gu Ye's face and said, "I'll deal with you later. Are you upset by coming to me all of a sudden?"

Gu Ye curled his lips, "How do you know everything?"

Yu Ze took Gu Ye's hand and led him to the living room. "I know a lot of things, but I just don't want to say it. Have you had dinner?"

Gu Ye felt wronged, "No."

Yu Ze asked distressedly: "What do you want to eat? I'll have someone bring it over."

"Have some porridge, and have something light tonight."

At this time, the non-humans in Gu Ye's bag refused to enter the house because of the purple air on Yu Ze. The ghost general stood on the third floor and waved to them. Several ghosts sat together. They were all quiet and silent for several minutes. Ye Li asked with a complicated expression: "Is that my mother?"

Ghost General: “Yeah.”

The atmosphere was even colder than before. After a long while, Ye Li finally managed to say, "Tougher than my dad."

The ghost general nodded. Gu Ye was considered to have a good temper. Compared with Yu Ze's ruthlessness, Gu Ye was what people often called a little angel in the modern world.

Gu Ye felt that all the ghosts had gone away, and the meal had not arrived yet, so he hugged Yu Ze's neck and said with emotion: "I still have to do some ideological work for my father. What if he doesn't agree with us being together?"

Yu Ze smiled and said, "No, just do your work and I will handle this matter."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and said, "Of course I'll leave it to you when I need to use my brain. I'm lazy."

Yu Ze smiled and hugged Gu Ye tightly, "Okay."

After not seeing each other for a few days, the two of them were craving for each other's warmth, leaning against each other, until Gu Ye's meal came, Yu Ze got up and prepared to get food for Gu Ye. Gu Ye grabbed his clothes and pulled him back, "Do you want to go out in your pajamas? I can only see you like this, sit still!"

Yu Ze sat down helplessly, smiling as he watched Gu Ye, who had turned into a jealous man, run to serve the meal. He watched him lovingly as he drank a large bowl of porridge, "Not eating anymore?"

Gu Ye wiped his mouth and said, "I'm full."

"Stay here tonight?"

"Well, I decided to come here on short notice and didn't bring anything with me. Can you lend me a set of your pajamas?"

Yu Ze found two sets and let Gu Ye choose. Gu Ye took a light-colored set and went to take a shower. When he came back, he jumped onto Yu Ze's bed. His pajamas were too big and loose for him, so they were very comfortable. "I've requisitioned your bed. Go sleep on your side!"

Yu Ze didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Are you being reasonable?"

Gu Ye hugged the quilt tightly, "No!"

Yu Ze lay directly beside Gu Ye, hugged him tightly, and kissed him on the forehead, "I am a normal person. You lie on my bed and you still want me to be a gentleman?"

Gu Ye paused in his smirk, and suddenly realized what Yu Ze meant. He was slow to understand this, but he was also a normal man. Seeing the aggression in Yu Ze's eyes, Gu Ye laughed dryly, "Two men... How can they not be gentlemen?"

"You want to know now?" Yu Ze regretted the agreement he made with him. "You are actually the same age as me."

"Nonsense!" Gu Ye covered Yu Ze's mouth, stopping him from speaking. "I'm only twenty! I'm still young! I'm still a baby!"

Yu Ze helplessly watched him being unreasonable, and could only hug him, looking at him with gentle eyes, and suppressing his desire. The beloved took the initiative to deliver himself to his door and lay on his bed, but he could only watch, which was really a torment. Yu Ze helplessly signaled Gu Ye with his eyes, go to sleep quickly, if you make trouble again, I really can't help eating you.

Gu Ye couldn't help but smile, Yu Ze gave in to him in everything, how could he bear to let go? That night, Gu Ye held Yu Ze's hand and didn't let go even when he fell asleep, as if he was afraid that he would run away. God really loved him by arranging such a person for him.

The next morning, Gu Ye got up a little later. Breakfast was already on the table. He looked at Yu Ze in bewilderment, "You did it? Impossible!"

Yu Ze shook his head. It really wasn’t him.

Gu Ye looked at the breakfast arrangement and immediately recognized it. He walked to the window and asked, "Is Sister Hongdou here?"

Ye Li hooked his toes on the fence upstairs, hanging upside down like a bat, holding a Lingling in his hand, and said with disdain: "She made a fuss to look for you, so Sister Hongdou came."

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched. Really, bringing the whole family along!

"Eat it. Sister Hongdou made it. She made breakfast for us while you were in the bedroom."

After Yu Ze sat down, he said sincerely: "Thank her for her hard work."

Seeing that he had no intention of resisting, Gu Ye asked tentatively: "Do you mind having a powerful ghost following you?"

Yu Ze raised an eyebrow, "Why would I bring a ghost with me? I can't see it."

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I mean if you can't see it, would you still keep the ghost around? It's a good ghost."

Yu Ze was sensitive enough to sense that Gu Ye was testing him, so he asked bluntly, "Is there a ghost around me? You were very interested in that dagger, and you even said sorry to the sword, and once you even talked to someone outside the window."

Gu Ye was speechless and just wanted to ask: Are you still a human being

Yu Ze put the peeled eggs on Gu Ye's plate and said, "Just say whatever you want to say."

Gu Ye smiled as he cracked the egg and returned the yolk to Yu Ze. He slowly told Yu Ze about the existence of the ghost general. Seeing that Yu Ze was only slightly stunned at first, and then his expression was very calm, Gu Ye could not help but sigh again that Yu Ze's determination was absolutely world-class. He advised: "Don't chase him away. He has protected you for many years. Although no ghosts dare to approach you with your purple aura, the ghost general's sincerity is admirable."

Yu Ze said slowly: "I didn't mean to chase him away."

Gu Ye was in doubt, "Is this true? You accepted it so calmly, I can't believe it."

Yu Ze said seriously: "Really, I will meet him tonight."

Gu Ye nodded in disbelief, feeling it was unreal that he had gathered all his strength, but before he could even throw a punch, the opponent admitted defeat.

In the morning, Gu Ye accompanied Yu Ze to the company to deal with things. At noon, the two of them went shopping for groceries and went home to cook. In the afternoon, they went to the movies and walked home after dinner. Gu Ye inexplicably felt like he was living a normal life, without too many ups and downs or surprises, but surprisingly steady.

As soon as he got home, Zhao Pengyu looked for Gu Ye: "I'm going to play games with you, Xia Xiang needs to study!"

Gu Ye: I'm not at home

"Where?"

Gu Ye: "Your uncle is here."

"Bye~"

Gu Ye: ... You didn't say you wouldn't go back at night! Wait for me!

However, Zhao Pengyu couldn't be poked alive.

Gu Ye said with disdain, "This nephew is not calm at all!"

Yu Ze hugged him and turned on the TV. When the "Financial News" just started, Yu Ze watched it very attentively. Gu Ye watched it with him for a few minutes, then opened the game out of boredom. To be honest, he didn't understand the "romance" of businessmen.

After finishing reading the Financial News, Yu Ze looked at the sky and said, "It's time to meet the ghost general you mentioned."

"Okay, I'll cover your purple aura first, then I'll open your Yin-Yang eyes." Gu Ye grabbed Yu Ze's hand and shook it flatteringly, "In addition to the cat at home that can leave its body at any time, today I'll also introduce you to the group of big treasures I raised. It's a bit too much, so... be mentally prepared."

Yu Ze knew that he had raised some non-humans and had had some contact with them, but they were all afraid of his aura and no one dared to get close. Now Gu Ye wanted to introduce them all to him, and Yu Ze was also a little curious, "Okay."

Gu Ye covered Yu Ze's purple aura, clapped his hands, and shouted, "Children, come downstairs and play!"

The first one to run over was Lingling. The little girl had wanted to get close to Yu Ze for a long time. After hearing Gu Ye's shout, she sensed that Yu Ze's purple aura had disappeared, so she floated in happily, stood more than two meters away from Yu Ze, and looked at Yu Ze seriously. As long as Yu Ze's father gave her a look, she would rush over and ask for a hug.

Unfortunately, Yu Ze was extremely cold and heartless. He just nodded at her as a response. Lingling shyly pointed at her finger and looked at Gu Ye for help. Should she go over

"Oh, my daughter loves you, just hug her!" Gu Ye picked up Lingling and put her on Yu Ze's lap. "I've fulfilled my daughter's dream tonight."

Lingling covered her face with her hands happily, her face flushed red. Gu Ye introduced: "She was formed by absorbing resentment. Don't underestimate her cuteness. As long as she is here, no matter how heavy the resentment of the evil ghost is, it can't cause any trouble. She can drain it dry."

Yu Ze didn't quite understand what she said, but he still praised the little girl: "Very good."

Lingling was so excited that she almost flew up, covering her face and kicking her legs. Yu Ze was speechless, not knowing what was wrong with his praise and why the child reacted like this.

Then, other people came to the hall one after another, and Gu Ye introduced them one by one, "Sister Hongdou, you have seen her in the painting. Sister Hongdou takes care of my food, clothing, housing and transportation. She is a gentle sister. This is Qingyi, she can communicate with plants and listen to the sounds of nature. Temperament..." Gu Ye coughed and said seriously: "Good temper, capable."

Yu Ze looked at Qingyi who had a cold face, pretended not to notice Gu Ye's words against his will, and nodded.

Gu Ye picked up the golden little fat boy, "This is Xiaopang, the black ghost Mantong. You purified him and he turned back to his original appearance. His daily job is to attract wealth and fortune. He makes lucky charms with Lingling. Ten pieces are sold online every day, and we donate to welfare organizations every day. This..." Gu Ye looked at the ugly ghost doll who still thought he was adorable, and said sternly, "Go back!"

The ghost doll got into the cloudy doll with grievance. Gu Ye picked it up, shook it, and put it aside casually. "This... is not important. It is just a cleaner. This dog," Gu Ye patted the head of the three-headed dog one by one, "This is the divine beast I raised. It is good at extreme tracking. If you lose something, look for it. Its name is Dog Tooth."

This dog actually aroused Yu Ze's interest. He looked at it for a while and found traces of needlework on its neck. Yu Ze immediately realized that this dog had suffered a lot in its life. He didn't ask any more questions and nodded gently. The scope of Gu Ye's adoption was beyond his cognition.

At this time, Gu Ye looked at the door and asked, "Where is the eldest son? Son?"

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows. When did he have another older son

Ye Li came over indifferently, carrying a bow on his back. Gu Ye introduced him happily: "This is our eldest son. Isn't he a handsome man? He is so handsome that he can break the sky." Gu Ye pinched Ye Li's little face, "How come he is so handsome?" Receiving Ye Li's disdainful eyes, Gu Ye smiled, "Handsomeness is not the point. The point is that our eldest son is a martial arts expert, and he can shoot an arrow through a target from a hundred paces away. Ye Li, call me daddy."

Ye Li's face was tense, "Aren't you here to see mom?"

Gu Ye said, "Tsk!" "Silly boy, you have to call me dad when you are with the person involved."

Ye Li clasped his fist and saluted Yu Ze.

The corners of Yu Ze's mouth twitched. Without him knowing, he already had a son and a daughter, and his son's actual age was that of his ancestors.

After the introduction, Gu Ye didn't see the ghost general. He opened the window and saw that the ghost general was floating outside. Gu Ye waved to him, "Yu Ze wants to see you."

The ghost general obviously hesitated. Yu Ze carried Lingling to the window and their eyes met. The ghost general knew that Yu Ze could see him now and had no way to avoid him. He knelt on one knee in front of Yu Ze, looking as if he was ready to accept Yu Ze's orders.

Yu Ze shook his head. "I don't know if I'm the person you want to find. I don't remember you. Who I was in my last life has nothing to do with who I am now. You don't need to do this kind of courtesy."

The ghost general still knelt stubbornly, and Yu Ze said helplessly: "Get up."

The ghost general then stood up, lowered his head, and said nothing.

Yu Ze said seriously: "Thank you for protecting me for so many years. It's hard work."

The ghost general was stunned, and realized what Yu Ze wanted to say next. Sure enough, Yu Ze said in a deep voice: "You can choose to live for yourself. Following me will ruin your abilities. Either reincarnate, or follow Gu Ye."

Gu Ye frowned and looked at Yu Ze. Didn't you agree not to chase him away? Why don't you keep your word

Yu Ze touched Gu Ye's head with a smile and said softly: "Following me is worthless and too lonely."

Gu Ye immediately understood what Yu Ze meant. He was full of purple energy and did not need the protection of the ghost general. The ghost general had all the skills, and following him did not realize his own value at all. Another thing was loneliness. Yu Ze could not see him and had no way to communicate with him. He was full of purple energy, and those who were lower than the ghost general did not dare to approach him within three meters. The ghost general had spent the past ten years in loneliness, which was too pitiful.

After Gu Ye understood, he advised: "Brother Ghost General, there is no difference between you following me and following Yu Ze, just go."

Yu Ze discussed with the ghost general, "If you choose to stay with Gu Ye and live together in the future, could you please take them away from us? It's too crowded."

Gu Ye didn't think much about it and nodded. It did look a bit crowded, so they had to live separately.

The ghost general looked up at the non-humans who were standing by the window looking at him, and nodded reluctantly. Gu Ye happily threw himself on Yu Ze's back and urged him, "Quick, quick, quick! Give me the broken sword! You are not allowed to regret it!"

Yu Ze carried him helplessly to the study and took out the repaired broken sword. Gu Ye gathered all his strength, excitedly holding the box and turning around several times, and asked arrogantly: "Who else dares to fight me? Brother Gui can kill one kid with one sword! Hahaha!"

Yu Ze looked at him lovingly and thought, maybe it is easy for such capable ghosts to be hidden in antiques. Since Gu Ye likes them, he can buy him more antiques in the future.

After bringing the ghost general home, Gu Ye placed the broken sword in the most conspicuous position on the bookshelf, and burned three incense sticks every morning and evening. If Gu Ye was too busy to spare time, Hongdou would also burn incense for him and offer tributes. The treatment of ghosts raised by people and ghosts without anyone to take care of them was really different. The ghost general no longer had to run naked, and he had a place to breathe. Yu Ze also asked Gu Ye privately if the ghost general had adapted? After all, such a proud ghost might feel humiliated if he changed his master.

Gu Ye chuckled twice and told him: "I don't know how much he has adapted to it. There is not much difference between following me and following you. After I graduate, we will live together and he will still stay with us. Now, Sister Hongdou serves him like a husband, and the tribute is different every day. If he has a body, he will gain three times more weight!"

When Gu Ye said this, the ghost general was sitting outside Gu Ye's window, his body stiff, not daring to look back.

Next, Gu Ye and Xia Xiang worked together to study hard in order to graduate early. Spring passed quickly, and summer was the last sprint of the year. Gu Ye and Xia Xiang kept Zhao Pengyu at home, and the three of them studied together until the summer vacation. The male god trio still lived up to expectations and ranked among the top in grades. At this time, Gu Ye and Xia Xiang had already finished previewing the textbooks for the first semester of the next year.

Zhao Pengyu was almost mad. He wanted to be a nobody, but his buddy didn't want to. If he went out to play, he wouldn't be able to keep up with them. Before the holiday, Zhao Pengyu packed his bag and stood at the door and swore a poisonous oath: "If I go out to play again during the summer vacation, I will swim in a cesspool! For one hour!"

Gu Ye and Xia Xiang looked at each other, both of them sympathized with him. Xia Xiang patted his shoulder and said, "I'm sorry, nephew. Your aunt and I were just about to tell you that we're going to visit our high school teacher, Mr. Yu, tomorrow. I heard there's a famous escape room near his home. We plan to challenge the five-star difficulty and play all night after we visit him."

Zhao Pengyu: "... I'll strangle you to death!!!"

Xia Xiang was swayed back and forth as he was pinched. "You still want to go with us, right?"

Gu Ye patted his nephew's head soothingly, "We'll wait for you to swim in the manure pond for an hour, come on~"

Zhao Pengyu just wanted to die with them!

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The next day after returning home, Gu Ye and his friends bought some gifts and went to Teacher Yu's house to sit for a while. After retirement, Teacher Yu's temper improved a lot. Seeing the three most promising students come to see him, he was in a very good mood. He asked about their studies and whether they had found a partner.

The three of them shook their heads at the same time, calling each other "good kids". Gu Ye received two pairs of contemptuous looks.

Finally, Teacher Yu did not forget to remind them that no matter what time it is, they should not forget their original intentions, stick to their own way, and no matter what they have learned, they should always follow the right path. After more than a year, the three of them still felt very close to the teacher's words. They listened to the teacher's words obediently, said goodbye to the teacher and his wife, and went out to have fun all night.

When a high-difficulty game encounters three academic masters, one is meticulous, one is bold, and the other is good at calculating, the three of them quickly pass the level.

The boss didn't believe it and invited them to play another game for free. Still, three of them finished the game. The boss began to doubt his life. Could it be that the game they designed was too easy

Three bored people enthusiastically helped the boss to change the game level, which made the boss even more suspicious of life, "It's so difficult, won't my business fail?"

Gu Ye comforted the other party: "It's okay, don't worry, there will definitely be people who come here because of your reputation!" Just when they were having a great time, Gu Ye's cell phone rang. When he saw that the caller was Jie Cheng, Gu Ye frowned, feeling that there was trouble again.

After the call was connected, Xie Cheng asked dissatisfiedly: "Why did you answer the phone so late?"

Gu Ye was speechless, "Brother, look at the time now, four o'clock!"

"Hey, in our line of work, don't we usually act at night?" Xie Cheng laughed and didn't feel embarrassed at all. He said excitedly, "Hehehe, let me tell you something exciting. Someone came to us today and said that his mother wanted to kill him. Are you free during the day? Let's go and take a look together."

Gu Ye said disdainfully: "I only care about the dead, not the living. Go call the police."

"No, it was his fucking corpse that escaped."

Gu Ye took the lollipop that Xia Xiang handed to him, put it in his mouth and said vaguely: "You dare to accept it without investigating it. What kind of mystery is this?"

"This sounds mysterious to me, so I asked you to go and see it together. It's so exciting!"

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Pretending to be dead, killing his own son, there must be something wrong here, that person didn't tell you the truth. How much money do you want to pay?"

"It's not a lot of money, only 20,000. I just want to see how a corpse is resurrected. I have never seen a corpse resurrected. Is a corpse resurrected the same as a zombie? Have you ever seen a zombie?"

Gu Ye's mouth twitched. "Calm down. Seeing zombies is not a good thing. Give my contact information to that person and ask him to talk to me this afternoon. Don't rush to promise him when to come over."

Xie Cheng understood what Gu Ye meant and agreed without hesitation: "Okay, okay, okay, I'll do as you say. Take me with you when you go!"

Gu Ye was very suspicious that the reason Jie Cheng came to him was because he couldn't afford a ticket and wanted to take his car.

After returning home, he slept until two in the afternoon. Gu Ye was awakened by a phone call. After answering the call, he heard the accent of a middle-aged man. He spoke weakly and tremblingly, obviously frightened. "Master Gu? Are you the Master Gu introduced by Mr. Xie?"

Gu Ye yawned lazily, "Is it your mother's body that ran away?"

"Yes! Help!" When the man heard that Gu Ye knew, he poured out his bitterness: "I heard the news that she passed away, so I took my wife and children back to attend the funeral, but my mother's body disappeared. We searched the whole village, but couldn't find it! When we suspected that someone had stolen her body, someone at the school at the entrance of the village said that the surveillance camera at the school gate captured a video of my mother leaving in the middle of the night..." At this point, the man broke down and cried, "She, she has a cat face! With green eyes!"

Gu Ye widened his eyes in surprise and was no longer sleepy at once. Is it so exciting

"That's not all!" Then the man said something even more exciting, "That night, she came back again, she...she stood by my bed and looked at me!" The man became more and more excited, and said in a trembling voice with tears in his eyes: "She stretched out her nails as sharp as a cat's, and wanted to strangle me to death!"

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows when he heard this. "Your mother is dead and her body is lost. How can you still sleep? Are you kidding me?"

The author has something to say: I just got home at three in the afternoon, and as soon as I got home I started writing updates like crazy qaq I’ll post 6,000 first, and I don’t know if I can finish the second update.

Thank you all for the nutrient solution and thunder, keep asking! (covering face) I don’t have the confidence to ask for nutrient solution without the second update, I will try my best to write, it’s been five or six hours on the road, I’m really a little tired_(:3∠)_