Another graduation season.
Gu Taiji is standing in the recruitment market with his last resume! At the moment, my heart is extremely depressed.
Recalling the question of interviewers in various companies in the recruitment market just now, Gu Taiji has been hit hard.
"Your name is Gu Tai Chi? Do you know Tai Chi?"
"Gu Taiji, why didn't your parents fill in this column? What do your parents do?"
"In the column of your life goal, become a fairy? Young man, don't indulge in games! What, become a fairy is your mother's life goal for you?"
"Boy, you didn't take medicine when you went out?"
"Young man, your hairstyle is too frustrated!"
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One question after another still echoes in Chen Taiji's head.
This resume was given to me by my mother before leaving. He also said to be an honest person. But is this honest
Originally, I had a complete family. Although it was a bit weird, it was a family of three after all.
Mother called Zang Yulian, and father called Taiwa. Although my inexplicable surname is ancient. However, when I graduated from university, Taiwa's father changed and became a woman. That night when Taiwa's father took off his hat and showed his long hair, I went crazy.
Am I yours
Dad is a woman? Blind my eyes! How could this be
Well, the four years of university education has also given me a certain understanding of the multiple organizational structures of this society, and I still know that'Lala' exists. I just didn't expect it to happen to my parents.
You tell me that I can be fostered. You said I was my mother's birth
How can there be such a fool, I am your son.
But when I asked my father who was, my mother said that he was not in this world.
I know, I shouldn't ask, I asked my mother about her sadness.
But my mother said that some time ago, my father brought some letters.
I:"… … !"
Isn't mom crazy
I went to find my dad, no, the post-daddy, neither is it, anyway, call Taiwa's father, I'll ask Taiwa's father to ask about my dear dad quietly.
But Taiwa's father said that she was also his father's wife.
I:"… … … !"
Your elders really know how to play.
Taiwa's father went on to say that she should be my father's sixth wife, and my mother is his father's fifth wife.
I:"… … … !"
I don’t know how to accept this news. The amount of information is too great. I am not blind with my eyes or with my ears!
So, I am an illegitimate child
My dad has six wives? I have six moms? Dad, you are my idol Wei Xiaobao!
But Taiwa's father, no, I should call Mother Six and say, my father's six wives are all chasing him, if it weren't for him to be a gentleman, I don't know how many wives now.
I:"… … … !"
Pity me for four years in college, I haven't got a female ticket, Dad, where are you, give me some pointers! If the son doesn't teach, the father's fault!
With curiosity, to ask mom, my dad is no longer in this world? Is he no longer there
In the end, my mother got an ear scraper and said that I was talking nonsense. How could my son curse Lao Tzu, and asked me to rinse my mouth for a long time. The bleeding of my gums came before I stopped.
I'm your son!
My son is not good either. If you say bad things about your father, you will have to teach you a lesson, even the sixth mother who loves me the most. I can only accept this tutor in tears.
I asked where my dad was. Why don't you come to see me all the time.
Mom said that Dad is doing great things.
I thought, do big things? Is my dad a rich man
Although my mom gave me pocket money every month, I couldn't hold my head up in front of my classmates. But the two mothers wear gold and silver every day, and when they use their credit cards, they have to buy a suite and display the luxury goods they bought during the trip. My dad must be very rich.
The two mothers said, "My dad's letter said, can't you spoil me?"
I asked my mother, what big business is Dad doing
Mom said: "Your dad is trying to become a fairy, so are you, and your goal in the future is also to become a fairy!"
Become a fairy
I:"… … … !"
Standing at the gate of the job fair, I choked silently. What kind of a pit son's life experience is this
At this moment, there was a burst of noise from a recruitment desk not far away.
"Get out, get out of the way, that's the car of the Warring States Group! Are they recruiting employees too?"
"The Warring States Group? The world's largest technology group? The Warring States Group that has reached the top 500 in just three years?"
"The Warring States Group? Hasn't it only recruited the world's top geniuses? Einstein's IQ value does not meet the entry standards of the Warring States Group?"
"If I enter the Warring States Group, that will be fine!"
"Hello, I am a master student of Tsinghua University, this is my resume!"
"Hello, I am a PhD student at Peking University, this is my resume!"
"I just returned from studying at Harvard! This is my resume!"
"I am a graduate student at Cambridge University!"
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The international students from prestigious universities all showed enthusiasm and rushed to the recruitment desk. In a blink of an eye, 80% of the people in the entire job fair rushed to the recruitment desk, hoping that the interviewer of the Warring States Group would be blinded and choose himself.
Even interviewers from some companies quickly handwritten a resume, hurriedly left their company and went for an interview.
There was a commotion, all people, squeezing the ancient Taiji.
Gu Taiji looked at the Warring States Group in the distance in astonishment.
My mother seems to have mentioned, what products of the Warring States Group are all rubbish
Mother Liu also seemed to have mentioned that the Secretary-General of the Warring States Group gave her a universal credit card last time and swiped it casually. Mother Liu said it was ugly, so she didn't want it.
Are you talking about this Warring States Group
How many people squeezed towards the interview stand. There are a few burly bodyguards to maintain order, and five interviewers sitting there. However, Gu Taiji can see clearly that all the interviewers are actually waiting for a beautiful woman. The woman is wearing a white-collar professional attire. The upper circumference almost squeezed the buttons on his chest. Standing at the back, looking at the dark crowd, a hint of disgust flashed in his eyes.
However, even with this disgusting look, countless applicants are rushing.
"I rely on, is the general manager of the Asia-Pacific region of the Warring States Group? By Wujiao? As long as she has a word, she will definitely be able to join the Warring States Group!"
"Bai Wujiao? It's really her. She hasn't shown her face for a year. I heard that she has eyes above the top. Ma's richest man and Wang's richest man have invited her many times, but they haven't been able to invite her to dinner!"
"I heard that she has a very high-sightedness. No one has seen her. When she comes for an interview, does she really have to pick someone?"
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Countless people watched Wujiao with excitement, obsession, obsessed with her beauty and nobleness, and her ability to manage the Asia-Pacific region. What kind of person does it take to be valued by her
How many talented students are holding their resumes excitedly, and let this Bai Wujiao take a look, it seems like a great honor.
Bai Wujiao was expressionless, and looked coldly among the black crowd. Suddenly, as if seeing something, a light of joy and excitement appeared in his eyes.
Stepping, Bai Wujiao slowly walked towards the black crowd.
Without using bodyguards, Bai Wujiao itself seemed to have a powerful aura, a queen-like aura, wherever he went, the crowded black and overwhelmed, weirdly gave way.
Bai Wujiao walked towards the depths of the crowd step by step.
The crowd was noisy and yelling, and countless people were also curious.
The direction that Bai Wujiao went was exactly where Gu Taiji was.
"Ah, you squeezed my resume!" Gu Taiji called to a company interviewer.
"I remember your resume, boy, are you crazy when you play games? Want to be a fairy, want to go crazy, right? What kind of shit resume, tearing it up is your education!"
"I also remembered, this kid, somehow strange, the resume is really terrible!"
"Students from third-rate schools have no good results at all. Are you embarrassed to come for an interview?"
"Look at his chicken coop, come for an interview, don't tidy it up!"
"Hurry up, kid, the recruitment of the Warring States Group, you have the face to come for an interview? Don't look in the mirror! Just like you!"
"In the whole job fair, you look the most scumbag, and you still have an interview? For a hundred years, don't even think about finding a job!"
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A group of mocking screams came from all around. There was malicious intent from interviewers from other companies, and in malicious recruiters who were blocked by Gu Taiji and couldn't get in.
At this moment, the ancient Taiji squeezed his fists. There was a burst of resentment in my heart.
"What's the matter with me as Jiwotou? I'm from a third-rate university? What's the matter with me just not getting good results? You can interview the Warring States Group. Why can't I interview the Warring States Group?" Gu Taiji was too uncomfortable. Suddenly broke out and roared.
At this moment, perhaps Baitianjiao had already come close, and the surroundings were strangely quiet.
Gu Taiji roared with anger, extremely loud, everyone's eyes widened. Then the hall roared with laughter.
"Hahaha, boy, if you can join the Warring States Group, I will eat your shoes!"
"Hahaha, you want to join the Warring States Group and you want to join the Warring States Group. I am so ridiculous. If you can join the Warring States Group, I will be the chairman of the country!"
"Dream, kid, get out of here, you're blocking the way to worship the manager!"
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There was ridicule all around.
Gu Taiji clutched the resume that had been eaten like a dog, with a depressed expression on his face.
But at this moment, a slender jade hand immediately took over the broken resume in the hands of Gu Taiji.
"Huh?" The laughter stopped.
Because the owner of that jade hand is not someone else, or the general manager of Baitianjiao, who is sought after by everyone.
She had taken that dog-biting resume, and she didn't know how to despise it. Many people are waiting to see Gu Tai Chi jokes.
"Gu Taiji? Gu classmate, now, on behalf of the Warring States Group, I sincerely invite you to join the Warring States Group. I don't know, are you willing?" Bailianjiao read the resume carefully, and then said excitedly.
"Eh?" Everyone looked stiff, what's the situation? What does the excited expression of General Manager Baitianjiao mean
Want to recruit this ancient Tai Chi
"Eh? You mean me?" Gu Taiji was startled slightly. Somewhat uncertain.
Everyone around is also curious, yeah, did you say the wrong person
"Yes, it's you, Gu Taiji, would you like to join the Warring States Group and work with me?" Baitianjiao looked forward to it.
Everyone around: "...… !"
Many people unconsciously looked at the sky to see if the sun was rising from the west. Such a frustrated young man? Such a good regional manager? The look in his thirsty eyes is not right! No, it seems to have cast a wink? Really, I must be blind.
"Did you hear what they said just now?" Gu Taiji said in amazement.
"I heard it, but I didn't think it was bad. Your hairstyle is unconventional. I don't know how handsome it is. I like it so much. What about third-rate universities? Our group doesn't care about academic qualifications, but cares about individual abilities. Didn’t you bring soldiers before? With so many people, I think you are the most worthy of our group’s recruitment. I wonder if the old classmates can give in?" Bailianjiao said eagerly.
Those eager eyes saw how many applicants were heartbroken, and the glorious eyes thrown out made countless admirers crush their hearts into dregs.
You are the richest man in horse and the richest man in Bailianjiao who doesn't even look at him. You are Baitianjiao with eyes above the cold iceberg.
Are you glaring at a frustrated man
Is this true
Gu Taiji seemed to feel the deep malicious eyes of everyone around him again.
Perhaps the two mothers are too beautiful, and Gu Taiji also has a certain immunity to the beauty of Baitianjiao.
"Me? Join the Warring States Group? What position can I get? How much salary? Can I pay five insurances and one housing fund?" Gu Taiji asked.
Candidates all around stared with round eyes.
Is this frustrated man crazy? As long as you join the Warring States Group, not to mention salary, the company's welfare is much scary. Every year, a villa in any city in the world can be bought and sold.
Do you ask her about five social insurance and one housing fund
"Yes, as long as you want it, you have it. As for the position, uh, you have low qualifications in the group, or, the general manager of the China region, you will just bend? Ah, you don't want it, all right, the general manager of the Asia Pacific region , Give you my position. Do you think it's okay? My right is so great, ancient classmate, you can barely make it! There will be a lot of opportunities for promotion in the future." Baitianjiao said eagerly.
At the same time, all those winks made everyone feel that not only her position, but her people, you can take it home at night.
The whole job fair was silent. Everyone opened their mouths wide, with an urge to vomit blood.
Bailianjiao actually gave in to this level, just to retain this talent? This is a request that drives so many people crazy.
The frustrated man was still twisted. Are you pinching your own mouth
Gu Tai Chi is indeed meditating, everything is too weird. There is a feeling of dreaming. Unconsciously squeezed his mouth.
"How about? Gu classmate! You can tell me what you want!" Baitianjiao looked at Gu Taiji expectantly.
Look at Baitianjiao, Gu Taiji always feels unreal.
The hearts of everyone around him raised their throats, and they stared at Gu Taiji with envy and jealousy.
Gu Taiji was silent for a long time, and the whole job fair was in a dead silence, and the atmosphere was extremely strange, waiting for the twisted big boy to speak.
Baitianjiao was even more afraid that Gu Taiji would not agree, clenching his fist, and couldn't wait to wait for Gu Taiji to speak.
After a long silence, Gu Taiji swallowed his saliva and said, "I'm a little nervous, or should I go to the toilet first?"
"I'll help you!" Baitianjiao blurted out anxiously without thinking about it.
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