Every Cloud has a Silver Lining [Rebirth]

Chapter 37: Serial

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"Haha—Shi Bin, hurry up..."

I walked onto the stage amidst the teasing voices of my colleagues.

The host joked: "It turns out that you are a little fresh meat, why are you so shy, let me shout for a long time, don't be afraid, uncle is here, no one will bully you."

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

I looked at the complacent host who was smiling, and thought to myself, if you laugh now, I will see if you can still smile later.

"Come on, let me introduce myself first."

I took the microphone and smiled very amiably: "Hello everyone, I am Shishan from t r, Shan from Musanbao, Shan from Shanshu, I am 21 years old this year, and I am currently in the operation department..."

Pooh-haha-

There was a lot of laughter, and the voice behind me was also covered by the laughter. Compared with the "laugh" just now, it was much more sensational. The host on the stage had an extremely angry but desperately enduring face.

I looked at the audience with a calm expression. I really don’t blame me for this. I can’t change my name on the spot just because someone mispronounced it. As for repeating the name explanation, please allow me to have a little bit of bad humor after someone mispronounced my name.

When the audience was almost laughing, the host pulled a smile on his face: "Your handwriting is not enough, this is almost going out of outer space, okay—let's draw Shi Shan's partner, Let's see which beauty it is."

I didn’t give me the slightest opportunity to defend myself. No one said that my handwriting was ugly before. Although some people said that many celebrities are not well-educated, I think hosts should be an exception. The characteristics of this profession determine that they should have Sufficient knowledge reserves, otherwise how to deal with all kinds of guests and audiences

Of course, there are quite a few people who mispronounce my name when they grow up. The problem of face is too big, and I am used to it.

"Ms. Tan Miaomiao No. 87—"

There was a brief commotion in a certain direction below, and after a while, a very plump lady came up. The host first gave me a meaningful look, and then greeted me.

"Ms. Tan is here to stand here and give you a brief introduction of yourself."

The girl was obviously embarrassed, and whispered with the microphone: "My name is Tan Miaomiao, I come from Qianji Media, and I do financial work in the company. I usually like to read books and watch movies." The girl kept her head down, her eyes fixed on Ground, nowhere to look much.

"What kind of boy do you like, are you satisfied with your current partner?"

Tan Miaomiao lowered her head, blushed, and whispered, "Very good."

The host extended the microphone to me again: "Shi Shan, please comment on your partner as well."

I glanced at him and said, "Very cute." He thought I could say something, didn't he just pick me a plump partner? What else can you do to me

But right away I realized how naive I was.

"Five pairs of partners have been determined, so I will announce the rules of the game. This round of the game is double push-ups. The lady sits on the back of the man, and her feet cannot touch the ground. Seven pairs are qualified, and the one with the most wins. , don’t call yourself a man.”

Tan Miaomiao looked at me with a look of embarrassment, and unconsciously rubbed the corner of her clothes with her fingers: "Sorry—let's—let's abstain."

I looked at the host with a sly smile, gritted my teeth and said, "No, it's okay." I'm almost sure that this game was changed by him temporarily, maybe my partner did something wrong with him too, but at this moment he flinched, Isn't it embarrassing for other girls

I took off my suit and rolled up the sleeves of my shirt to my elbows. Fortunately, I have been doing fitness for a while, so I can only fight.

Tan Miaomiao looked extremely sad, tears were about to fall, she lowered her head and said, "I-I'm really heavy."

For some reason, I suddenly remembered Jiang Ning, who was also so shy, very afraid of causing trouble to others. I lowered my head and comforted softly: "It's okay, who said it's heavy, I usually do fitness, so it must be fine."

With tears in her eyes, Tan Miaomiao raised her head and said, "Really?"

"Really." I smiled and made a one-armed strongman pose, "If you don't believe me, look!"

As a result, Tan Miaomiao raised her hand to touch it, and when she realized what she had done, she lowered her head again in shame.

I put down my arms and said, "It's okay, I can't guarantee the first one, the first three are fine." After finishing speaking, I wondered if this bullshit is a bit big, men always like to show off in front of women, of course the main thing is to be rejected by that one The host of the face was angry.

Suddenly, the phone in my pocket rang. I wanted to press it, but when I saw it was Wen Yang, I went to the corner of the stage to answer the phone. Wen Yang asked me when I would go back. Go back after the game is done.

But before I could reply, the host shouted over there: "Shishan started, why did he answer the phone? Is it my girlfriend checking the post? Could it be that he came out to socialize behind his back?"

Bottom laughed again.

... How could Wen Yang not hear that shameless man shouting with the microphone.

Sure enough, Wen Yang asked: "Friendship? Isn't it a banquet?"

"Yes... no!" I was a little worried, "I'll tell you when I get back, it will be over in a while." I didn't care about anything else and hung up the phone with Wen Yang.

I put the phone back, glanced at the host, and was fooled by this uneducated person. Thinking about Chen Peng before, I should read the almanac before going out. It seems that everything is inappropriate today.

When Tan Miaomiao sat on me, I realized that what the girl said was the truth, but the bullshit had already been blown out, and I didn't want to see the complacent face of the host again, so I gritted my teeth and stood up.

"Okay, ladies, raise your legs and keep your feet from landing, let's start!"

As soon as Tan Miaomiao raised her leg, I was so hung up that I didn't get on the ground. The girl asked worriedly, "Are you all right? Do you want me to come down?"

The veins on my arms burst out, my brain was buzzing, and I forced myself to squeeze out a word: "No—" and then I couldn't say another word. Even if I flinched, in this situation, I had to hold on for the sake of face. go down.

The body rose and fell slowly, and when I reached the fifth one, I was already sweating, and the shameless host came over.

"Let's take a look at Shishan, it seems a bit strenuous, you need to exercise more, otherwise how can you satisfy your girlfriend?"

... laughed again~~

Nima, it's fine if you're uneducated, and you're so vulgar. At least you're a famous host, so this is a knot.

"Come on, everyone cheer him on—"

"Shishan, come on!"

"come on!"

In the end, I was provoked by everyone to do eleven. I lay on the ground, my whole body was limp. Sure enough, it is human nature to save face. At this time, I have no mood to complain about that uneducated host.

Tan Miaomiao helped me up and asked guiltily, "Are you okay?"

I was seriously injured, with a burning pain in my waist, I breathed a sigh of relief, and said firmly: "It's okay."

"Haha—" The host laughed heartlessly, "Shi Shan's grades are good, the third place comes here to receive the prize."

I tried my best to ignore the sharp pain from my waist, and said to Tan Miaomiao without changing my face, "Go and receive the prize."

The prize is a pair of plush teddy bears, pink and blue, this thing is as vulgar as the host.

"Then - you?" Tan Miaomiao hesitated.

"Go!" I said.

When she turned around, I walked off the stage. I was honored to be injured, and if I stayed, I could only be laughed at by the zombie host.

I dragged my injured waist and planned to meet my colleagues, but I didn't want to meet someone I didn't expect.

"Haha... At first I thought I had identified the wrong person, but I didn't expect it was really you." Yang Xuan smiled and pressed her abdomen with her hands, her waist almost bent when she laughed, and her ladylike temperament disappeared.

While rubbing my waist, I didn't care to be surprised why Yang Xuan was here, and hurriedly asked for help: "Come and help me, my waist is about to break."

Yang Xuan came over and asked me with a smile, "Why are you here?"

"This is a reception jointly held by several companies. Our company also participated. It's normal to have me. On the contrary, it's you. I haven't heard of your hospital's name. Why are you here?"

Yang Xuan helped me, still laughing non-stop: "How could it be so rigid in our hospital? I was pulled over by a friend to see how high-quality elites go on blind dates. I really learned a lot, hehehe—— "

... I was very tired, and it felt very bad to be laughed at by a beautiful woman.

The most important thing is that I have to find a way to abduct Yang Xuan back. Put such a piece of fat in the wolf's den, and if I don't pay attention, it won't be carried away. When the time comes, I will find such a person to return it to Wen Yang.

And the colleagues here also came over.

When my colleagues saw Yang Xuan, their eyes lit up, "I said why didn't you come back, so you met a beautiful woman."

Li Hang's eyes were almost glued to Yang Xuan's body: "Shishan, let me introduce you."

My sense of crisis became stronger, and I didn't care about my back pain, so I immediately stood in front of them, "What are you looking at, the eyeballs are about to come out, and they all look like blind bears, and they scare people, go, go, it's been a long time , I didn't even catch up with the girls, and I didn't even join in the fun."

A few colleagues looked at me knowingly, thinking that I had fallen in love with Yang Xuan, and the virtue of adult beauty is still there, so they gave me a lot of face, and pulled the only colleague who was clamoring back.

"Damn, whoever said that I didn't talk to girls, I'll give you your hands-what are you pulling me for, you see that brat is proud of-"

Yang Xuan and I found a corner sofa and sat down. After we sat down, I asked Yang Xuan when she was leaving.

Yang Xuan pointed to a man and a woman who were talking happily not far away, and said that they would wait for their friends to come together.

I said, "After a while, when someone takes your friend home, he will have to pick you up by the way. Don't you think that your degree is too high, and you will shake him?"

Yang Xuan disagreed and said: "I just met, I'm afraid I have to leave first, what if that man behaves outrageously towards my friend?"

"You think too much, anyway, they are all intellectuals, and their names and surnames are reserved here, so they won't do anything out of the ordinary. Besides, your friend is not a child, and you can't handle this situation, and you won't protect him. Something will happen to me sooner or later."

Yang Xuan narrowed her eyes and looked at me vigilantly: "Why must I go? What's the matter with you?"

I endured the pain and sat upright, and said very solemnly: "Send me home, beauty, I can't bear it anymore."